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All Our Greeting Cards

Our entire range of greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new homes, valentines and absolutely everything in between!
  • Happy Bertie - Maktus
    €3.85

    Happy Bertie

    Check out our amazing Bertie Ahern greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.85
  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
    €3.95

    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • See this cat - Maktus
    €3.95

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Marty Time Card - Maktus
    €3.85

    Marty Time Card

    Check out our amazing Marty Morrissey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.85
  • To Do List, give card to idiot - Maktus
    €4.00

    To Do List, Give Card To Idiot

    To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
    €3.95

    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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    €3.95
  • Bruce Spring Cleans - Maktus
    €4.00

    Bruce Spring Cleans

    Hilarious Bruce Springsteen birthday Greeting Card Sold in Dublin by Maktus. Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting ca...

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    €4.00
  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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    €3.80
  • Happy Birthday you sexy beast - Maktus
    €3.95

    Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast

    Happy birthday you sexy best! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • 365 Days since you fell out of a vagina - Maktus
    €3.95

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Sold in Dublin by Maktus.Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Enve...

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    €3.95
  • Tom Thanks - Maktus
    €4.00

    Tom Thanks

    Hilarious Tom Hanks birthday Greeting Card Sold in Dublin by Maktus. Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards in s...

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    €4.00
  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
    €3.95

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • I buy the best birthday cards - Maktus
    €3.95

    I Buy The Best Birthday Cards

    I'm Gonna give you a birthday card. I Buy the best birthday cards and I'll make you pay for it! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a ...

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    €3.95
  • Awesome - Maktus
    Awesome - Maktus
    €4.00

    Awesome

    You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • A Wise Woman - Maktus
    €4.00

    A Wise Woman

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

    €4.00
  • Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch - Maktus
    €3.95

    Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch to Another

    Happy birthday from one fantastic bitch to another. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • You're Juan in a million - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're Juan In A Million

    You're juan in a million. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude...

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    €3.95
  • Pintman - Maktus
    Pintman - Maktus
    €3.80

    Pintman Birthday Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the birthday cake but when he goes at it he goes awfully and very hard! Pintman Greeting Card The perfect funny, qu...

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    €3.80
  • To a special cunt - Maktus
    €3.95

    To A Special Cunt

    To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Card-again - Maktus
    €3.95

    Card-Again!

    "Sorry It's Just A Card...Again!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
  • New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card) - Maktus
    €3.95

    New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card)

    New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card) Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 150mm◙White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Hap-pea - Maktus
    €3.95

    Hap-pea!

    "Hap Pea Birthday!" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
    This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
    €4.00

    This is going to look Rubbish...

    This is going to look rubbish next to your other cards sorry Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • €3.85

    Your Favourite Lad -Wood

    Happy birthday from everybody's favourite lad- meme Mr Wood Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish d...

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    €3.85
  • Unicorns need to stick together - Maktus
    €4.00

    Unicorns Need To Stick Together

    We unicorns need to stick together.. Is that a plunger on your head. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away - Maktus
    €4.00

    Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

    €4.00
  • Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad - Maktus
    Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad - Maktus
    €4.00

    Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad

    Ur mum shagged ur dad. If you ask me I think its sick we're celebrating this. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with bro...

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    €4.00
  • Fuck You Cat - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fuck You Cat

    Fuck You Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    €4.00

    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Hope your birthday is as gay as you - Maktus
    €3.95

    Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You

    Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
    €4.00

    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelop

    €4.00
  • Ned wanted to sing - Maktus
    €3.95

    Ned Wanted To Sing

    "Ned wanted to sing happy birthday.. but he's a little horse!"Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • €3.95

    A little Bird Was Just About To Tell Me

    "A little bird was just about to tell me how old you are" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Elephant Heart - Maktus
    €3.50

    Elephant Heart

    Blank inside, 170x140mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope.

    €3.50
  • Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude - Maktus
    €3.95

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous!

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Lettuce Celebrate - Maktus
    €3.95

    Lettuce Celebrate!

    "Lettuce celebrate!"Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Happy Birthday Candles - Maktus
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    €3.95

    Happy Birthday Candles

    Irish designed cards. 120mm x120mm, blank inside, brown craft envelope

    €3.95
    Sold out
  • Another grey hare - Maktus
    €3.95

    Another Grey Hare

    "Just what you wanted for your birthday...another grey hare!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft enve...

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    €3.95
  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
    €4.00

    Appropriate Time

    If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...

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    €4.00
  • I bleedin love ya - Maktus
    €3.80

    I Bleedin Love Ya

    Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. I Bleedin Love Ya Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birth...

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    €3.80
  • The Dude - Maktus
    €3.80

    The Dude

    The Big Leobowski, better know as the Dude wishes you a happy birthday. The Dude abides. Happy Birthday Dude Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirk...

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    €3.80
  • The End - Maktus
    The End - Maktus
    €4.00

    The End

    And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with c...

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    €4.00
  • First Dance- Wedding Illustration - Maktus
    €4.00

    First Dance- Wedding Illustration

    Wedding illustrated card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Oldermort card - Maktus
    €4.00

    Oldermort card

    Hilarious Voldemort birthday Greeting Card Sold in Dublin by Maktus. Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards in s...

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    €4.00
  • Carpe that Fucking Diem - Maktus
    €4.00

    Carpe that Fucking Diem

    "Carpe that Fucking Diem" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloured envelope    

    €4.00
  • You Look 21 From A distance - Maktus
    €4.00

    You Look 21 From A distance

    Hilarious birthday Greeting Card Sold in Dublin by Maktus. Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards in store or on...

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    €4.00
  • Fucking Legend - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fucking Legend

    You Fucking Legend! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Complimentary nuts for your Birthday - Maktus
    €3.95

    Complimentary nuts for your Birthday

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95