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Full range of all our greeting cards

All Our Greeting Cards

Our entire range of greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new homes, valentines and absolutely everything in between!
  • Happy Bertie - Maktus
    €4.00

    Happy Bertie

    Happy Bertie Check out our amazing Bertie Ahern greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
    €3.95

    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Marty Time Card - Maktus
    €4.00

    Marty Time Card

    Check out our amazing Marty Morrissey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • €3.85

    Merry Christmas from Your Favourite Lad

    The Perfect card for every mantelpiece this Xmas, the meme you know and love, Your Favourite Lad Wood, wishes you a Merry Christmas! Illustrated i...

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    €3.85
  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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    €3.80
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    Your Favourite Lad -Wood

    Happy birthday from everybody's favourite lad- meme Mr Wood Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish d...

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    €3.85
  • See this cat - Maktus
    €3.95

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • To Do List, give card to idiot - Maktus
    €4.00

    To Do List, Give Card To Idiot

    To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Bruce Spring Cleans - Maktus
    €4.00

    Bruce Spring Cleans

    Hilarious Bruce Springsteen birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatc...

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    €4.00
  • Pintman - Maktus
    Pintman - Maktus
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    €3.80

    Pintman Birthday Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the birthday cake but when he goes at it he goes awfully and very hard! Pintman Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by...

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  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
    €3.95

    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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    €3.95
  • Awesome - Maktus
    Awesome - Maktus
    €4.00

    Awesome

    You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • 365 Days since you fell out of a vagina - Maktus
    €3.95

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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    €3.95
  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
    €3.95

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Tom Thanks - Maktus
    €4.00

    Tom Thanks

    Hilarious Tom Hanks birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 gr...

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    €4.00
  • Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch - Maktus
    €3.95

    Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch to Another

    Happy birthday from one fantastic bitch to another. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Happy Birthday you sexy beast - Maktus
    €3.95

    Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast

    Happy birthday you sexy best! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • You're Juan in a million - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're Juan In A Million

    You're juan in a million. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
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    Feliz Navidad - Michael D El Presidente Card

    Feliz Navidad - our glorious leader Michael D Higgins wants to wish you a Merry Christmas! El Presidente Christmas Greeting Card The perfect funny,...

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    €3.85
  • A Wise Woman - Maktus
    €4.00

    A Wise Woman

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

    €4.00
  • I buy the best birthday cards - Maktus
    €3.95

    I Buy The Best Birthday Cards

    I'm Gonna give you a birthday card. I Buy the best birthday cards and I'll make you pay for it! Donald Trump Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually ...

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    €3.95
  • New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card) - Maktus
    €3.95

    New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card)

    New Baby Guide (Square Greeting Card) Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 150mm◙White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • To a special cunt - Maktus
    €3.95

    To A Special Cunt

    To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
    €4.00

    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
  • Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away - Maktus
    €4.00

    Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

    €4.00
  • This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
    This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
    €4.00

    This is going to look Rubbish...

    This is going to look rubbish next to your other cards sorry Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • I bleedin love ya - Maktus
    €3.80

    I Bleedin Love Ya

    Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. I Bleedin Love Ya Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    €3.80
  • Card-again - Maktus
    €3.95

    Card-Again!

    "Sorry It's Just A Card...Again!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
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    €3.85

    Christmas Jumpers

    Who doesn't love a Christmas jumper? Make a splash with this card illustrated by Eoin Whelehan and the Maktus art departent! Christmas Jumpers Card...

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  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    €4.00

    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Hap-pea - Maktus
    €3.95

    Hap-pea!

    "Hap Pea Birthday!" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude - Maktus
    €3.95

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous!

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad - Maktus
    Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad - Maktus
    €4.00

    Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad

    Ur mum shagged ur dad. If you ask me I think its sick we're celebrating this. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with bro...

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    €4.00
  • Oldermort card - Maktus
    €4.00

    Oldermort card

    Hilarious Voldemort birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 gr...

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    €4.00
  • Unicorns need to stick together - Maktus
    €4.00

    Unicorns Need To Stick Together

    We unicorns need to stick together.. Is that a plunger on your head. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Fuck You Cat - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fuck You Cat

    Fuck You Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Hope your birthday is as gay as you - Maktus
    €3.95

    Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You

    Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Hot Stuff - Maktus
    €3.80

    Hot Stuff

    Smokin Hot Card from Maktus Hot Stuff Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170mm x 12...

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    €3.80
  • The End - Maktus
    The End - Maktus
    €4.00

    The End

    And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with c...

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    €4.00
  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Appropriate Time

    If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...

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  • The Dude - Maktus
    €3.80

    The Dude

    The Big Leobowski, better know as the Dude wishes you a happy birthday. The Dude abides. Happy Birthday Dude Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirk...

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    €3.80
  • Ned wanted to sing - Maktus
    €3.95

    Ned Wanted To Sing

    "Ned wanted to sing happy birthday.. but he's a little horse!"Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
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    A little Bird Was Just About To Tell Me

    "A little bird was just about to tell me how old you are" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €3.95
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    Mary Christmas

    Mary Lou is making a list and she's checking it twice! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Mary Lou McDonald Christmas Card. Sinn Fein...

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    €3.85
  • Elephant Heart - Maktus
    €3.50

    Elephant Heart

    Blank inside, 170x140mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope.

    €3.50
  • Favourite Bitch - Maktus
    €4.00

    Favourite Bitch

    Happy birthday to my favourite bitch. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Many Years Ago - Maktus
    €3.95

    Many Years Ago

    Well done for being born many years ago! This Croc doesn't seem too excited for birthdays...but we bet your pal will love it! Inside Message: Blank...

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    Hand Gel

    Sorry this card is shite, I spent all my money on hand gel. Illustrated by Marie O'RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Red E...

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    €3.85