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All Maktus Stuff

All Maktus Stuff

We're a bunch of people, in a room, in Dublin, designing stuff, for you to buy.  You can then use it, or give it to somebody or pawn it. 

  • Stun Hun - Maktus
    €6.95

    Stun Hun Enamel Pin

    Gorgeous, you're only Stun Hun! Soft enamel pin with a sexy glitter finish  Pink Puffa Jacket enamel pin, metal nickel finish  Designed and illustr...

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    €6.95
  • About Fuckin Time - Maktus
    €3.80

    About Fuckin Time

    The perfect engagement or wedding card for the couple that took an enternity About Fucking Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Ma...

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    €3.80
  • Going Postal - Maktus
    €3.80

    Going Postal

    I tried, I really did.. I wanted to send you something amazing, but the postman told me to get out of the postbox... Greeting Card Designed in Dubl...

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    €3.80
  • Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    €3.85

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ C...

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    €3.85
  • Dark Pint Print A3 - Maktus
    €20.00

    Dark Pint A3 Print - Darth

    Having a Dark pint hand drawn by one of our very own Maktus Illustrators! Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the Maktus design studio rig...

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    €20.00
  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
    €3.80

    Your Mickey Is My Favourite

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis)  Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...

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    €3.80
  • Calm your Tits! - Maktus
    €12.95

    Calm your Tits! Tote Bag

    Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...

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    €12.95
  • Maktus Jerseys of the 32 Counties A3 - Maktus
    €20.00

    GAA Jerseys Of The 32 Counties A3 Print

    All 32 counties GAA Jersey's drawn by one of our very own Maktus Illustrators! All the GAA jerseys of the 32 counties hand drawn by one of our very...

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    €20.00
  • No Homes To Go To - Maktus
    €4.50

    No Homes To Go To Coaster

    Have ye No Homes To Go To Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souveni...

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    €4.50
  • €20.00

    El Presidente T-Shirt

    If Michael D lived in South America he'd be El Presidente to you and me! Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool ...

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    €20.00
  • Pope Drive Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Pope Drive Coaster

    Pope Drive Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearin...

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    €4.50
  • I'm Not Gay - Maktus
    €4.50

    I'm Not Gay coaster

    I'm not Gay.. but my Boyfriend is! Designed by our very own Maktus team.  I'm Not Gay Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and de...

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    €4.50
  • Murder a Pint - Maktus
    €4.50

    Murder a Pint Coaster

    'Run I've just heard they're going to murder us' Murder A Pint Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own M...

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    €4.50
  • La Breithe Shona Duit - Maktus
    €3.80

    La Breithe Shona Duit

    La Breithe Shona Duit Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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    €3.80
  • RuPaul - Maktus
    €3.80

    RuPaul - Good Luck!

    RU Paul - Good luck and Don't Fuck it up! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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    €3.80
  • Fair Fucks - Maktus
    €3.80

    Fair Fucks

    What better way to compliment somebody with a simple two words, deep. Fair Fucks Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    €3.80
  • Fox Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Fox Coaster

    Fox Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melam...

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    €4.50
  • Dublin Skyline Mug - Maktus
    €10.95

    Dublin Skyline Mug

    Dublin Skyline mug! The Spire, the bridges, the works all on one mug!  Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Ind...

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    €10.95
  • Dope Pope - Maktus
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    €4.50

    Dope Pope Coaster

    Don't be a Dope. Always Use a Coaster.  Maktus designed drink coasters.  Dope Pope coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and desig...

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  • Phil Lynott Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Phil Lynott Coaster

    Phil Lynott Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard weari...

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    €4.50
  • Faces of Ireland Tea Towel - Maktus
    Faces of Ireland Tea Towel - Maktus
    €12.00

    Faces of Ireland Tea Towel

    Faces of Ireland Tea Towel.  James Joyce, Dermot Morgan, Shane McGowan, Countess Markievicz, Phil Lynott, Bono, Panti Bliss, Tom Crean, Colin Farr...

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    €12.00
  • Leo Varadkar Funny Irish Birthday Card
    €3.80

    Leo Gets Smashed- Leo Varadkar

    ''Lets get some cans and go on the piss in the park'', not exactly what you'd expect to hear from a prime minister but hey its Ireland and we like ...

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    €3.80
  • Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? - Maktus
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    €10.95

    Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?

    Do I Look like I give a fuck? mug. Calm yourself down with this beauty of a mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they'r...

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    €10.95
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  • Craft Brew Scratch Map - Maktus
    Craft Brew Scratch Map - Maktus
    €17.95

    Craft Brew Scratch Map

    Check out 50 of Ireland's best craft brews from each and every county in Ireland with this unique scratch map designed by our team here in Dublin! ...

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    €17.95
  • Keep Her Lit Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Keep Her Lit Coaster

    Keep Her Lit! Designed by our very own Maktus team. Keep her Lit Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very ow...

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    €4.50
  • Philo- Enamel Pin - Maktus
    Philo- Enamel Pin - Maktus
    €6.95

    Philo- Enamel Pin

    Thin Lizzy's enamatic frontman and much loved Dublin rocker, we give you Mr Phil Lynott of Crumlin. Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus design ...

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    €6.95
  • Seal Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Seal Coaster

    Seal Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing mela...

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    €4.50
  • Drink Up Ta Fuck - Maktus
    €4.50

    Drink Up Ta Fuck Coaster

    Drink Up Ta Fuck!  Maktus designed drink coasters.  Drink Up Ta Fuck Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our ver...

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    €4.50
  • Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck? - Maktus
    €4.50

    Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck? Coaster

    Do I look Like I Give A Fuck Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souv...

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    €4.50
  • Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine - Maktus
    Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine - Maktus
    €3.85

    Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine

    Nelson Mandela - Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Misquo...

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    €3.85
  • Geebag Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Geebag Coaster

    Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing me...

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    €4.50
  • Slainte Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Slainte Coaster

    Slainte (Cheers)!  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Irish Coaster, with a cheers of...

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    €4.50
  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
    €3.80

    Music To My Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    €3.80
  • Dublin Skyline Tea Towel - Maktus
    Dublin Skyline Tea Towel - Maktus
    €12.00

    Dublin Skyline Tea Towel

    Want to show off your love of Dublin in the Kitchen? Check out this colourful tea towel designed by our in-house team!Cotton dish cloth. Cotton dis...

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    €12.00
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    Garda - Enamel Pin

    You'll definitely want to keep the piece when you pick up this Garda pin. Go on your way with an your own personal escort. Designed and illustrated...

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    €6.95
  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    €3.85

    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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    €3.85
  • Suckin' Diesel Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Suckin' Diesel Coaster

    Suckin Diesel Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wea...

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    €4.50
  • Ron Burgundy - Maktus
    €3.80

    Ron Burgundy Greeting Card

    Listen to Ron, you're kind of a big deal!! Anchorman Ron Burgundy greeting card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting ca...

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    €3.80
  • Sacred Mart-y - Maktus
    €3.80

    Blessings From The Sacred Mart-Y

    Marty Morrissey has you sorted! Blessings from the Sacred Mart-Y Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out ...

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    €3.80
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    Dublin Doodles Mug

    Dublin Doodles Mug Calm yourself down with this beauty of a mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot! Individua...

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    €10.95
  • Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
    Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
    €3.85

    Jesus Card- Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole

    Jesus Card - Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    €3.85
  • Hedgehog Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Hedgehog Coaster

    Hedgehog Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing ...

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    €4.50
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    Favourite Lad Coaster - Wood

    How can you refuse an offer like this?  Your Favourite lad Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktu...

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    €4.50
  • Butterflies and Boners - Maktus
    €3.80

    Butterflies And Boners

    You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check out our funny, co...

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    €3.80
  • Same Penis Forever - Maktus
    €3.80

    Same Penis Forever

    That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Same Penis Forever Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday g...

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    €3.80
  • Paws for rest - Maktus
    €3.80

    Paws For Rest

    Paws For Rest Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ Silver ...

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    €3.80
  • Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    €3.85

    Stalin Quote- Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear

    Stalin Quote- Why do Birds Suddenly Appear, Everytime You Are Near? Just Like Me They Long To Be Close To You .. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus a...

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    €3.85
  • Geometric Shamrock Tote Bag - Maktus
    €9.95

    Geometric Shamrock Tote Bag

    Shamrock tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! Stylish Long Handled 100% Cotton Shopper Tote Bag. Can be carried by...

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    €9.95