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All Maktus Stuff

All Maktus Stuff

We're a bunch of people, in a room, in Dublin, designing stuff, for you to buy.  You can then use it, or give it to somebody or pawn it. 

  • Life's A Drag - Maktus
    €3.80

    Life's A Drag

     Life Without You Is Such A Drag Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm...

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    €3.80
  • Ireland Town Names - Maktus
    €9.95

    Ireland Town Names Tote Bag

    Designed in store by the Maktus creative team! Stylish Long Handled 100% Cotton Shopper Tote Bag. Can be carried by hand or over the shoulder. Capa...

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    €9.95
  • George Best - Maktus
    €3.80

    George Best

    George Best of Manchester United and Northern Ireland was know to send the Best birthday cards. I Always get You The Best Cards Greeting Card Desig...

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    Lostys -Pintman T-Shirt

    Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll love the fit and feel ...

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    €20.00
  • Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck? - Maktus
    €9.95

    Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck? Tote Bag

    Stylish Long Handled 100% Cotton Shopper Tote Bag. Can be carried by hand or over the shoulder. Capacity: 10 Litres. Dimensions 42 x 38cm, Image si...

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    €9.95
  • I Love you With All My Boobs - Maktus
    €3.80

    I Love you With All My Boobs

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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    €3.80
  • Mary Robinson Frame Enamel Pin - Maktus
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    €6.95

    Mary Robinson Tapestry Enamel Pin

    The famous and one and only Mary Robinson Tapestry.  Displayed with great pride on Dublin's Dame Street for many years. Designed and illustrated by...

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    €6.95
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  • 9 months - Maktus
    €3.80

    9 months

    Congrats On Being 9 Month's Sober- The New Baby Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dime...

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    €3.80
  • Geometric Shamrock Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Geometric Shamrock Coaster

    Shamrock coaster  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Shamrock Coaster- Maktus designe...

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    €4.50
  • Maktus 32 counties Poster A2 - Maktus
    €16.00

    GAA Jerseys of all 32 Counties A2 Poster

    All the GAA jerseys of the 32 counties hand drawn by one of our very own Maktus Illustrators! These Irish football and Hurling legend jerseys have...

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    €16.00
  • So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver) - Maktus
    €3.80

    So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver)

    What a looser to leave you all behind So Long! (You Big Stupid Leaver) Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeti...

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    €3.80
  • Hair of the dog - Maktus
    €3.80

    Hair Of The Dog

    Hair Of The Dog Photographic Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Re...

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    €3.80
  • Ireland Zig Zag Coaster V2 - Maktus
    €2.00

    Ireland Zig Zag Coaster V2

    Ireland Zig Zag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard w...

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    €2.00
  • Seal Cushion Cover - Maktus
    Seal Cushion Cover - Maktus
    €16.00

    Seal Cushion Cover

    Hand-drawn Seal Cushion Cover, designed by our very own Maktus team! Cushion Cover Dimensions - 45cm x 45 cm  Please note that the Cushion Filler ...

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    €16.00
  • Bridges of Dublin A4 - Maktus
    €14.00

    Bridges of Dublin A4 Print

    A4 retro style print of the Bridges Of Dublin. Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the  Maktus design studio right in the heart of Dublin ...

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    €14.00
  • Maith an Buachaill - Maktus
    €3.80

    Maith an Buachaill

    Maith An Buachaill Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ Bro...

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    €3.80
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    Notions - Apron

    Got Notions? You will with this sassy Apron. Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City.

    €14.95
  • Liam - Maktus
    €3.80

    Liam Gallagher Greeting Card

    Mad'fer ye!! When love and romance Liam Gallagher formally of Oasis springs to mind, ok so we lied, but if he did he'd say this. Mad F'er Ye Greeti...

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    €3.80
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    Kanye Believe

    Kanye believe you're that old? We sure Kan. Kanye West Birthday Card for ye Yeezy lovers Kanye Believe You're That Old ! Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    €3.80
  • Mansplain it to my Ass - Maktus
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    €9.95

    Mansplain it to my Ass Tote Bag

    Really? Thanks for the advice, now why don't you mansplain it to my ass wise guy! Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Stylish Lo...

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    €9.95
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  • Howth A4 Print - Maktus
    €14.00

    Howth A4 Print

    Howth A4 Retro style print designed and illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan Illustration. Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in...

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    €14.00
  • Really Shit Card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Really Shit Card

    That pretty much sums up this card. Really Shit Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range ...

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    €3.80
  • 21ish - Maktus
    €3.80

    21ish

    You'll forever be 21....ish! 21ish Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm...

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    €3.80
  • Ya little beaut - Maktus
    €3.80

    Ya Little Beaut Ya!

    Ya Little Beaut Ya! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designed ...

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    €3.80
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    Lock Down Haircuts Be Like

    Lets all channel our inner Tiger King Joe Exotic in these strange times! Illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan Lockdown Haircuts Be like...

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    €3.85
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    Rupaul - Enamel Pin

    In the famous words of Rupaul "can I get an Amen" for this awesome pin! Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus design studio right in the heart of...

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    €6.95
  • Ireland (The People Are Nice) Mug - Maktus
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    €10.95

    Ireland (The People Are Nice) Mug

    Ireland( the people are nice) mug. Ireland, can't say much about the weather...but the people are nice! The Spire, the bridges, the works all on o...

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    €10.95
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  • Cats Eyes - Maktus
    €3.80

    Cats Eyes

    Cats Eyes Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeti...

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    €3.80
  • Yup To Fuck Ya Boy Ya - Maktus
    €4.50

    Yup To Fuck Ya Boy Ya

    Yup To Fuck Ya Boy Ya Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  ...

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    €4.50
  • Geebag Pocket Mirror - Maktus
    €4.00

    Geebag Pocket Mirror

    Geebag Pocket Mirror 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs.

    €4.00
  • Napoleon Dynamite - Maktus
    €3.80

    Napoleon Dynamite Greeting Card

    Napoleon rates your skills and so he should as you Rock! I Like Your Skills Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside ...

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    €3.80
  • Because I Can - Maktus
    €6.95

    Because I Can Enamel Pin

    If you were a dog you'd be one lucky fella. Lick your own balls says this canine chappie! Black nickel metal with epoxy finish. Designed and illust...

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    €6.95
  • Happy Birthday You Legend - Maktus
    €3.80

    Happy Birthday You Legend

    Happy Birthday legend Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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    €3.80
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    Boris Johnson BJ Birthday card

    You asked for a BJ, you got your BJ! Here's Your Birthday BJ Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llustrated by ...

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    €3.80
  • Ya Dose - Maktus
    €6.95

    Ya Dose Enamel Pin

    Ya'dose ya! Another term of endearment from the Emerald isle Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus design studio right in the heart of Dublin. Bl...

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    €6.95
  • Nailed It - Maktus
    €3.80

    Nailed It

    You Fucking Nailed It Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙...

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    €3.80
  • Keep Her Lit Print A3 - Maktus
    €20.00

    Keep Her Lit A3 Print

    Keep Her Lit A3 Print created by our in-house design team! Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the Maktus design studio right in the heart...

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    €20.00
  • Dun Laoghaire A3 Print - Maktus
    €20.00

    Dun Laoghaire A3 Print

    Dun Laoghaire A3 Print Illustration created by our in-house design team! Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the Maktus design studio righ...

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    €20.00
  • Irish Writers 2 Coaster (Stoker, Joyce, Kavanagh, Beckett) - Maktus
    €4.50

    Irish Writers 2 Coaster (Stoker, Joyce, Kavanagh, Beckett)

    Irish Writers 2 Coaster (Stoker, Joyce, Kavanagh, Beckett) Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktu...

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    €4.50
  • Drive them Sins Away T-Shirt - Maktus
    €20.00

    Drive them Sins Away T-Shirt

    Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll love the fit and feel ...

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    €20.00
  • Eire Skull Coaster - Maktus
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    €4.50

    Eire Skull Coaster

    Eire Skull Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearin...

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    €4.50
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  • Mind Yourself - Maktus
    €3.80

    Mind Yourself

    Mind Yourself Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Beige E...

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    €3.80
  • Old - Maktus
    €3.80

    Old

    At Least You Are Not As Old As You Will Be Next Year Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensi...

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    €3.80
  • Pope DRIVE Print A3 - Maktus
    €20.00

    Pope Drive A3 Print

    Pope Drive A3 created by our in-house design team! Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the Maktus design studio right in the heart of Dubl...

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    €20.00
  • Calm Your Tits Pocket Mirror - Maktus
    €4.00

    Calm Your Tits Pocket Mirror

    Calm Your Tits Pocket Mirror Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs. size - 58mm

    €4.00
  • Trump - I Had a Dream - Maktus
    Trump - I Had a Dream - Maktus
    €3.85

    Trump - I Had a Dream

    Trump - I Had a Dream. She Was 25, Blonde, and A 36 Double D. Funny Donald Trump greeting card. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed gree...

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    €3.85
  • It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned - Maktus
    €3.80

    It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned

    Ahh, how sweet! Love is in the air. It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus ...

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    Up The Duff!

    Up The Duff! ( Whoop Whoop) Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. D...

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    €3.80