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Birthday Cards

Discover our massive range of hilarious, cute, clever and damn right rude birthday greeting cards. The biggest and best selection in all of Dublin!
  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
    €3.95

    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
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    Your Favourite Lad -Wood

    Happy birthday from everybody's favourite lad- meme Mr Wood Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish d...

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    €3.85
  • To Do List, give card to idiot - Maktus
    €4.00

    To Do List, Give Card To Idiot

    To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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    €3.80
  • See this cat - Maktus
    €3.95

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Freddie Mercury - Maktus
    €3.80

    Freddie Mercury Birthday Card

    Queens Freddie Mercury wishes you a happy birthday, ya big queen. Happy Birthday You Big Queen Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish...

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    €3.80
  • Happy Birthday you sexy beast - Maktus
    €3.95

    Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast

    Happy birthday you sexy best! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
    €3.95

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Pintman - Maktus
    Pintman - Maktus
    €3.80

    Pintman Birthday Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the birthday cake but when he goes at it he goes awfully and very hard! Pintman Greeting Card The perfect funny, qu...

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    €3.80
  • The Dude - Maktus
    €3.80

    The Dude

    The Big Leobowski, better know as the Dude wishes you a happy birthday. The Dude abides. Happy Birthday Dude Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirk...

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    €3.80
  • I buy the best birthday cards - Maktus
    €3.95

    I Buy The Best Birthday Cards

    I'm Gonna give you a birthday card. I Buy the best birthday cards and I'll make you pay for it! Donald Trump Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually ...

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    €3.95
  • Happy Bertie - Maktus
    €4.00

    Happy Bertie

    Happy Bertie Check out our amazing Bertie Ahern greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch - Maktus
    €3.95

    Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch to Another

    Happy birthday from one fantastic bitch to another. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • To a special cunt - Maktus
    €3.95

    To A Special Cunt

    To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
    This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
    €4.00

    This is going to look Rubbish...

    This is going to look rubbish next to your other cards sorry Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Hap-pea - Maktus
    €3.95

    Hap-pea!

    "Hap Pea Birthday!" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Card-again - Maktus
    €3.95

    Card-Again!

    "Sorry It's Just A Card...Again!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
    €4.00

    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    €4.00

    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Hope your birthday is as gay as you - Maktus
    €3.95

    Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You

    Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Appropriate Time

    If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...

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  • Ned wanted to sing - Maktus
    €3.95

    Ned Wanted To Sing

    "Ned wanted to sing happy birthday.. but he's a little horse!"Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
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    A little Bird Was Just About To Tell Me

    "A little bird was just about to tell me how old you are" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Lettuce Celebrate - Maktus
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    €3.95

    Lettuce Celebrate!

    "Lettuce celebrate!"Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €3.95
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  • Happy Birthday Candles - Maktus
    €3.95

    Happy Birthday Candles

    Irish designed cards. 120mm x120mm, blank inside, brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Another grey hare - Maktus
    €3.95

    Another Grey Hare

    "Just what you wanted for your birthday...another grey hare!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft enve...

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    €3.95
  • Favourite Bitch - Maktus
    €4.00

    Favourite Bitch

    Happy birthday to my favourite bitch. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Complimentary nuts for your Birthday - Maktus
    €3.95

    Complimentary Nuts For Your Birthday

    Complimentary Nuts For Your Birthday. ◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Fucking Legend - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fucking Legend

    You Fucking Legend! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Many Years Ago - Maktus
    €3.95

    Many Years Ago

    Well done for being born many years ago! This Croc doesn't seem too excited for birthdays...but we bet your pal will love it! Inside Message: Blank...

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    €3.95
  • Birthday Avocado - Maktus
    €3.95

    Birthday Avocado

    Irish designed cards. 120mm x120mm, blank inside, brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Fuck You're Old - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fuck! You're Old!

    Fuck! You're old! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Happy Birthday Sausage - Maktus
    €3.95

    Happy Birthday Sausage

    "Happy Birthday, Sausage!" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • True Friends Don't Judge - Maktus
    €4.00

    True Friends Don't Judge

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Magnificent bastard - Maktus
    €3.95

    Magnificent bastard

    Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Pugs and Wishes - Maktus
    €3.95

    Pugs and Wishes

    Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with brown craft envelope Birthday Pugs and wishes.

    €3.95
  • Going Postal - Maktus
    €3.80

    Going Postal

    I tried, I really did.. I wanted to send you something amazing, but the postman told me to get out of the postbox... Greeting Card The perfect funn...

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    €3.80
  • Fishes - Maktus
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    €3.85

    Fishes

    "Birthday Fishes!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €3.85
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  • David Bowie - Maktus
    €3.80

    David Bowie Birthday Card

    Ziggy Stardust - Rebel Rebel, your cake is a mess birthday Greeting Card. David Bowie Greeting Card. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed...

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    €3.80
  • You're a Twat - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're A Twat!

    You're A Twat! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Pug Birthday Hat - Maktus
    €3.95

    Pug Birthday Hat

    Pug Birthday hat Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    €3.85

    Mother Teresa- I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question?

    Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday card, anniversary card, Funny card...

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    €3.85
  • Face Cake - Maktus
    €4.00

    Face Cake

    Face Cake Photographic card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with grey envelope

    €4.00
  • I'm not gay but 20 is 20 quid - Maktus
    €3.95

    I'm Not Gay But 20 Quid Is 20 Quid

    Here's a card I basically designed to send to myself on a daily basis. If you're like me, or have friends that are too this Birthday card might be ...

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    €3.95
  • Here he comes, hide - Maktus
    €4.00

    Here He Comes, Hide!!

    Here he comes, hide! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Happy Birthday I love you from ma head to-ma-toes! - Maktus
    €3.95

    Happy Birthday I love you from ma head to-ma-toes!

    Happy Birthday I love you from ma head to-ma-toes!◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Red Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Sloth- To Do - Maktus
    €4.00

    Sloth- To Do

    To Do; Hang from a tree branch and relax. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • You know you’re old...when all your friends smell of piss - Maktus
    €3.95

    You Know You’re Old...When All Your Friends Smell Of Piss

    You Know You're Old when your friends smell of piss Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95