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Birthday

Discover our massive range of hilarious, cute, clever and damn right rude birthday greeting cards. The biggest and best selection in all of Dublin!
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    Happy Birthday- After Party

    Happy Birthday! (Don't Mind Us) We're Just Here For The After Party! Greeting Card Celebrate your big day with the Dancing Pallbearers! Illustrated...

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  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
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    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Your Favourite Lad -Wood

    Happy birthday from everybody's favourite lad- meme Mr Wood Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish d...

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  • To Do List, give card to idiot - Maktus
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    To Do List, Give Card To Idiot

    To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
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    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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  • See this cat - Maktus
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    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Freddie Mercury - Maktus
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    Freddie Mercury Birthday Card

    Queens Freddie Mercury wishes you a happy birthday, ya big queen. Happy Birthday You Big Queen Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art ...

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  • Happy Birthday you sexy beast - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast

    Happy birthday you sexy best! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
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    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Pintman - Maktus
    Pintman - Maktus
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    Pintman Birthday Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the birthday cake but when he goes at it he goes awfully and very hard! Pintman Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by...

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  • The Dude - Maktus
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    The Dude

    The Big Lebowski, better known as the Dude wishes you a happy birthday. The Dude abides. Happy Birthday Dude Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirk...

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  • I buy the best birthday cards - Maktus
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    I Buy The Best Birthday Cards

    I'm Gonna give you a birthday card. I Buy the best birthday cards and I'll make you pay for it! Donald Trump Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually ...

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    Happy Bertie

    Happy Bertie Check out our amazing Bertie Ahern greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch to Another

    Happy birthday from one fantastic bitch to another. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • To a special cunt - Maktus
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    To A Special Cunt

    To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
    This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
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    This is going to look Rubbish...

    This is going to look rubbish next to your other cards sorry Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Hap-pea - Maktus
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    Hap-pea!

    "Hap Pea Birthday!" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

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  • Big Bag of Cans - Maktus
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    Big Bag Of Cans Birthday Card

    For your birthday enjoy a bag of cans, but responsibly of course. On Your Birthday Celebrate Responsible With A Big bag Of Cans Greeting Card Desig...

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  • Being old means you can never trust a fart - Maktus
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    Being old means you can never completely trust a fart

    Being old means you can never completely trust a fart! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • La Breithe Shona Duit - Maktus
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    La Breithe Shona Duit

    La Breithe Shona Duit Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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  • Leo Varadkar Funny Irish Birthday Card
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    Leo Gets Smashed- Leo Varadkar

    ''Lets get some cans and go on the piss in the park'', not exactly what you'd expect to hear from a prime minister but hey its Ireland and we like ...

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  • Card-again - Maktus
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    Card-Again!

    "Sorry It's Just A Card...Again!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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  • Hope your birthday is as gay as you - Maktus
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    Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You

    Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
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    Appropriate Time

    If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...

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  • Ned wanted to sing - Maktus
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    Ned Wanted To Sing

    "Ned wanted to sing happy birthday.. but he's a little horse!"Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Pintbaby - Maktus
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    Pintbaby Birthday Card

    The legend that is Pintbaby, and now he's buying the birthday rounds!  Pintbaby Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Ins...

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    A little Bird Was Just About To Tell Me

    "A little bird was just about to tell me how old you are" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

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  • Another grey hare - Maktus
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    Another Grey Hare

    "Just what you wanted for your birthday...another grey hare!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft enve...

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  • Favourite Bitch - Maktus
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    Favourite Bitch

    Happy birthday to my favourite bitch. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

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    Hap-Pea Birthday

    Hap Pea Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Craft E...

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    Big Birthday Gobshite

    Big Birthday Gobshite Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious ran...

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  • 21ish - Maktus
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    21ish

    You'll forever be 21....ish! 21ish Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm...

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  • Happy Birthday You Legend - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday You Legend

    Happy Birthday legend Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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  • Here's Your Pressie - Maktus
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    Here's Your Pressie

    Jack Nicholson starred in The Shining and was great believer in gifts. Here's Your Pressie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art depar...

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  • Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age - Maktus
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    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age

    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 148mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Expired - Maktus
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    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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    Happy Birdie

    Happy Birdie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • 2 to 3 Glasses - Maktus
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    2 to 3 Glasses

    Reduce the risk of a conscience by following this wise tip. Did You Know That 2 To 3 Glasses Of Wine Per Day Can Reduce Your Risk Of Giving A Shit ...

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    Folded Piece Of Card

    Are we right? A great pick for someone with your sense of humour Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 1...

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    The Pitts - Getting old is the Pitts

    Getting old sucks - unless you're as ageless as Brad. Getting Old Is The Pitts Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthda...

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    Barack Obama - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent Bastard

    Barack Obama - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent Bastard. The Coolest President gets you bro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside...

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    Lettuce Celebrate Greeting Card

    Lettuce Celebrate, Cos it's your birthday!Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm...

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  • Jon Snow - Maktus
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    Jon Snow, Big Birthday Bastard Card

    Game of Thrones fans know a thing or two about bastards, Happy Birthday you bastard. Big Birthday Bastart Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the M...

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  • Johnny Cash - Maktus
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    Johnny Cash

    Well, you wanted Cash for your birthday.  You Said You Wanted Cash Birthday card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Sh...

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  • Shane Shove - Maktus
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    Shane Shove - Boyzone

    Shane Shove. For those Shane Duffy, Boyzone fans worldwide. You Can Shove Your Birthday Up Your Hole Greeting Card Illustrated in store for Maktus ...

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  • Still A Cock - Maktus
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    Still A Cock

    Happy Birthday. Sadly You're No Longer A Spring Chicken But You Are Still A Cock Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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  • Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won? - Maktus
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    Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won?

    Seriously ? You Were The Sperm That Won Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greet...

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    Charles Darwin - It's your birthday, Let's go Ape-Shit

    Charles Darwin - It's your birthday, Let's go Ape-Shit Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimen...

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