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Birthday Cards

Discover our massive range of hilarious, cute, clever and damn right rude birthday greeting cards. The biggest and best selection in all of Dublin!
  • 17 Million - Maktus
    €3.80

    17 Million

    You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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  • 2 to 3 Glasses - Maktus
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    2 to 3 Glasses

    Reduce the risk of a conscience by following this wise tip. Did You Know That 2 To 3 Glasses Of Wine Per Day Can Reduce Your Risk Of Giving A Shit ...

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  • 21ish - Maktus
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    21ish

    You'll forever be 21....ish! 21ish Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, ...

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  • 365 Days Less Refined - Maktus
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    365 Days Less Refined

    '365 Days Less Refined, happy birthday' Gold foiled embossed artwork. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white e...

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  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
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    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelop

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  • 9 To 5 - Maktus
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    9 To 5

    Blank inside, 120x170mm,  individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope.

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    A little Bird Was Just About To Tell Me

    "A little bird was just about to tell me how old you are" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

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  • A little Wiser - Maktus
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    A Little Wiser

    "Another year older, another year wiser, a tiny bit bald-er" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envel...

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  • A Year Wierder - Maktus
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    A Year Wierder

    "A year older, a year weirder" Gold foil embossed  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

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  • Abracadabra - Maktus
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    Abracadabra

    Abracadabra - Nope You're Still Old Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude,...

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    Ageing Well

    "Hey, You're ageing well! And by well, I mean a lot." Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello ba...

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  • Ah Sure Look It..its only a number - Maktus
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    Ah Sure Look It..It's Only A Number

    Ah Sure Look It..It's only a number Irish designed cards. Dimensions 120mm x 120mm Blank inside, brown craft envelope.

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  • AHAA! - Maktus
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    AHAA!

    Blank inside, 120x170mm,  individually package in a cello bag with textured ivory envelope.

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    Alan Partridge birthday card

    Happy Birthday - Kiss My Face Alan Partridge wishes you A-HAppy Birthday! Happy Birthday- Kiss My Face Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by...

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    Alexa

    I asked Alexa how old you are, she just laughed! Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello bag wit...

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  • All I ever wanted was everything - Maktus
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    All I Ever Wanted Was Everything

    All I Ever Wanted Was Everything. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • All You Need Are Good Friends - Maktus
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    All You Need Are Good Friends

    "All You Need Are Good Friends And A Shit Load Of Wine" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

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  • Always One - Maktus
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    Always One

    Blank inside, 120x170mm,  individually package in a cello bag with a Brown kraft envelope.

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  • Another grey hare - Maktus
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    Another Grey Hare

    "Just what you wanted for your birthday...another grey hare!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft enve...

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  • Another Year Older? What the Cluck? - Maktus
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    Another Year Older? What the Cluck?

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Another year weirder - Maktus
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    Another Year Weirder

    "A year older, a year weirder" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

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  • Aphrodite - Maktus
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    Aphrodite

    Blank inside, letterpress cards,140x110mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
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    Appropriate Time

    If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...

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  • Arya ready? - Maktus
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    Arya ready to Party?

    Arya Stark want to know if you're ready to let your hair down? Arya Ready To Party?  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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  • Ashamed - Maktus
    Ashamed - Maktus
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    Ashamed

    Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white env...

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  • Avocado - Maktus
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    Avocado

    The cutest little birthday card for someone very special. A5 card designed by Lucy Maggie Designs, with a brown craft envelope. Measures 120 x 170...

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  • Awsome AF - Maktus
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    Awsome AF

    Blank inside, 120x170mm, with embossed writing, individually package in a cello bag with textured ivory envelope.

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  • Banana Slide (Happy birthday) - Maktus
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    Banana Slide (Happy birthday)

    Blank inside, letterpress cards,140x110mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Barack Obama - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent Bastard

    Barack Obama - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent Bastard. The Coolest President gets you bro! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday...

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    Bee Happy And Smile

    Bee Happy And Smile! Blank inside, 140x140mm individually package in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Beer in bed card-on your special day - Maktus
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    Beer in bed card-on your special day

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Being old means you can never trust a fart - Maktus
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    Being old means you can never completely trust a fart

    Being old means you can never completely trust a fart! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Big Bag of Cans - Maktus
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    Big Bag Of Cans Birthday Card

    For your birthday enjoy a bag of cans, but responsibly of course. On Your Birthday Celebrate Responsible With A Big bag Of Cans Greeting Card Desig...

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    Big Birthday Gobshite

    Big Birthday Gobshite Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious ran...

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  • Birthday Avocado - Maktus
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    Birthday Avocado

    Irish designed cards. 120mm x120mm, blank inside, brown craft envelope

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  • Birthday Avocardo - Maktus
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    Birthday Avocardo

    Know someone who loves Avocados and word play? Well you wont find a more perfect card then this one! Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package ...

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  • Birthday Balloons - Maktus
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    Birthday Balloons

    Blank inside, letterpressed using a 1962 Heidelberg Windmill Platen108x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with pink envelope.

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  • Birthday Blowout - Maktus
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    Birthday Blowout

    Irish designed cards. 120mm x120mm, blank inside, brown craft envelope

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  • Birthday Buoy - Maktus
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    Birthday Buoy

    Irish designed cards. 120mm x120mm, blank inside, brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Birthday Card Present - Maktus
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    Birthday Card Present

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Birthday Girl

    Blank inside, printed on premium quality 350 gsm recycled board 135mm x 135mm, with a bespoke matching patterned envelope.

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  • Birthday girl promises to stay sober - Maktus
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    Birthday girl promises to stay sober

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Birthday Gull - Maktus
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    Birthday Gull

    Irish designed cards. 120mm x120mm, blank inside, brown craft envelope

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  • Birthday Hat Pug - Maktus
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    Birthday Hat Pug

    Birthday Hat Pug illustrated card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Birthday Hugs - Maktus
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    Birthday Hugs

    Blank inside, letterpressed using a 1962 Heidelberg Windmill Platen108x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with recycled brown Kraft paper.

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  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
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    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Birthday kitty - Maktus
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    Birthday kitty

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Birthday Llama - Maktus
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    Birthday Llama

    This cute little Llama's got some shifty eyes...you better have fun on your birthday or he may get very upset with you!  Blank inside, 150x105mm, i...

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