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Fabulous Cards

Shop our incredible selection of the most hilarious and witty greeting cards for the most fabulous person in your life.
  • Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch - Maktus
    €3.95

    Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch to Another

    Happy birthday from one fantastic bitch to another. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude - Maktus
    €3.95

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous!

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Unicorns need to stick together - Maktus
    €4.00

    Unicorns Need To Stick Together

    We unicorns need to stick together.. Is that a plunger on your head. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Hope your birthday is as gay as you - Maktus
    €3.95

    Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You

    Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Favourite Bitch - Maktus
    €4.00

    Favourite Bitch

    Happy birthday to my favourite bitch. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Freddie Mercury - Maktus
    €3.80

    Freddie Mercury Birthday Card

    Queens Freddie Mercury wishes you a happy birthday, ya big queen. Happy Birthday You Big Queen Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art ...

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    €3.80
  • You Vile Bitch, You Fat old Cunt - Maktus
    €3.95

    You Vile Bitch, You Fat Old Cunt

    You vile bitch, you fat old cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • I'm not gay but 20 is 20 quid - Maktus
    €3.95

    I'm Not Gay But 20 Quid Is 20 Quid

    Here's a card I basically designed to send to myself on a daily basis. If you're like me, or have friends that are too this Birthday card might be ...

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  • RuPaul - Maktus
    €3.80

    RuPaul - Good Luck!

    RU Paul - Good luck and Don't Fuck it up! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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  • Wake up be Fabulous Repeat - Maktus
    €3.95

    Wake up be Fabulous Repeat

    Wake Up, Be Fabulous, Repeat Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Magi-cool - Maktus
    €3.95

    Magi-cool!

    "Magi-cool Birthday!"Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • You're a rude, evil, sarcastic bitch who drinks too much. - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're A Rude, Evil, Sarcastic Bitch Who Drinks Too Much.

    You-You're a rude, sarcastic, evil bitch who drinks too much .Me- I Know You - We should be friends! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package ...

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  • Look at This Bum - Maktus
    €3.95

    Look at This Bum

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm ...

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  • Same Penis Forever - Maktus
    €3.80

    Same Penis Forever

    That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Same Penis Forever Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday g...

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  • Nine Wine Wine - Maktus
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    €3.80

    Nine Wine Wine

    Wine call!!! Its Your Birthday, Somebody Call Nine Wine Wine Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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  • Just Married! (Rainbow heart) - Maktus
    €3.95

    Just Married! (Rainbow heart)

    Just Married! (Rainbow heart) Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • YASSS QUEEN GAY BIRTHDAY CARD - Maktus
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    YASSS QUEEN GAY BIRTHDAY CARD

    Yass Queen Gay Birthday Card Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Taller on Tinder - Maktus
    €3.95

    Taller On Tinder

    You looked taller on tinder. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
    €3.85

    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it

    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150...

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    €3.85
  • You Make My Penis - Maktus
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    You Make My Penis

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope You Make My Penis Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimen...

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  • That Ass - Maktus
    €3.95

    That Ass Tho

    That ass tho. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • I love Gays - Maktus
    €3.95

    I love Gays

    I Love Gays! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Happy Birthday You Dont Look A Day Over Fabulous - Maktus
    Happy Birthday You Dont Look A Day Over Fabulous - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Happy Birthday You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous

    Happy birthday, You Don't Look a day over fabulous! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Mane Man - Maktus
    €3.95

    Mane Man

    Mane Man.Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Words - 7/10 - Maktus
    Words - 7/10 - Maktus
    €4.00

    Words - 7/10

    Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can.... 7/10 Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • You may not be as gay as this but... at least you are trying - Maktus
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    €3.95

    You May Not Be As Gay As This But... At Least You Are Trying

    You may not be as gay as this but.. at least you are trying Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Unicorn - Maktus
    €3.95

    Unicorn

    The Only Thing Gayer Than You Is Your Pet Unicorn Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Life's A Drag - Maktus
    €3.80

    Life's A Drag

     Life Without You Is Such A Drag Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm...

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    €3.80
  • Real Unicorns - Maktus
    €3.95

    Real Unicorns

    Real unicorns have curves. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Sexy, Smart and Funny - Maktus
    Sexy, Smart and Funny - Maktus
    €4.00

    Sexy, Smart And Funny

    It's hard to find a partner who's funny, sexy and smart. You're one lucky lady! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with w...

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    €4.00
  • Cat Gurus - Maktus
    Cat Gurus - Maktus
    €16.95

    Cat Gurus

    Cat Gurus Be guided by the world’s favourite felines with this fabulous set of advice cards. Money problems? Consult Blackie the millionaire cat. H...

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    €16.95
  • Trump on Drag Race - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Trump on Drag Race

    Trump on Drag race greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Tolerate You - Maktus
    €3.95

    Tolerate You

    I Tolerate you. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Prettiest bitch I know - Maktus
    €3.95

    Prettiest Bitch I know

    Prettiest Bitch I Know Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Flyer than a muh - Maktus
    €3.95

    Flyer Than A Muh' Fucka

    Flyer Than A Muh'Fucka Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Happy Birthday You've Been Winning - Maktus
    €4.00

    Happy Birthday You've Been Winning

    Happy Birthday You've Been Winning  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
  • Spotted Card - Maktus
    €4.00

    Spotted Card

    1.Spotted you. 2. Fancied You. 3. Still Fancy You. SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH RECYCLED...

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  • Wear The Face Off Ya - Maktus
    €3.80

    Wear The Face Off Ya

    How sweet! I Want To Wear The Face Off Ya! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of g...

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    €3.80
  • Gulls just wanna have fun Card - Maktus
    €4.00

    Gulls just wanna have fun Card

    Gulls just wanna have fun Card SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH WHITE ENVELOPE

    €4.00
  • Llama Mug - Maktus
    €9.95

    Llama Mug

    Llama Shaped Novelty Mug Coffee Cup Tea Cup You could be as happy as a Llama with this Llamazing shaped mug! Simply sit back, relax and enjoy the c...

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    €9.95
  • Gull Power - Maktus
    €3.95

    Gull Power

    Gull Power Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Stripper - Maktus
    Stripper - Maktus
    €4.00

    Stripper

    Sometimes I think 'fuck this' I'll just be a stripper.. But then I remember I'm a fat fuck and I can't dance. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually...

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  • Gaydar - Maktus
    €3.80

    Gaydar

    You're on my Gaydar, beep beep. You're On My Gaydar Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensio...

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    €3.80
  • You are very, very Gay! - Maktus
    €3.95

    You Are Very, Very Gay!

    You Are Very, Very, Gay! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • The Ultimate Excuse Generator - Maktus
    €13.95

    The Ultimate Excuse Generator

    The Ultimate Excuse Generator With this fabulously fun book in your hands, you can generate over 100 million excellent excuses! A perfect gift for...

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    €13.95
  • Proud you're mine - Maktus
    €3.95

    Proud You're Mine

    Proud You're Mine Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Exercise - Maktus
    Exercise - Maktus
    €4.00

    Exercise

    Excercise makes you look better naked. So does gin. Your choice. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Frug Life - Maktus
    €3.95

    Frug Life

    Frug Life Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95