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€4.00Sniff It Barry, It's Not Marmite
Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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€4.00Don't Look Down
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm...
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€4.00Play With His Balls
She Loved Nothing More Than To Play With His Balls. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag ...
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€4.00Spider on bum
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope
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€4.00All-Nighter Card
You know you're OLD when an 'ALL-nighter' means not getting up to pee. Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packa...
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€4.00No Cure For Being A Dickhead
I'm afraid there's no cure for being a little dickhead.. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick ...
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€2.00Get My Hand On Your Meat
I wanna get my hands on your meat! Who doesn't love a nice bit of salami, frankfurter and bologna sausage? Well if you're as hungry for some meat a...
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€4.00Give An Old Person Something To Live For
If 2020 has taught us anything it's that cards can really raise a smile much more than an email ever could. So here's the perfect birthday card for...
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€4.00Sexiest Wife Ever
How can you possibly let your wife (or girlfriend, or fiance) know that you absolutely fancy the pants off them. Well I'm sure they know but if you...
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€3.95Poop-Gratulations!
Say Poop-gratulations, it’s a brand new pile of bundle of joy! Inside Message: Blank Printed on FSC Certified Paper ◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm...
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€4.00Fathers Day King Of DIY
Fathers Day King Of DIY Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!
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€4.00How To Be A Happier Person Children Bin
Does it spark joy? Nope? Ok in the bin it goes then. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105mm◙ Bright Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...
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€4.00Fan Fucking Tastic!
Illustrated by Katie Abey Card dimensions: 105 x 148mm (A6). Packed with a brown fleck envelope.Standard letter post.Blank inside.
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€2.00Tony Holohan Greeting Card
Have a Tony Holohan approved Birthday! Careful, he might be watching! Illustrated for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish...
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€4.00Anniversary
A little bit quirky and ever-so cool, Sam Kramer’s fun designs are stylish and straight-talking. Described by Sam as ‘cards for someone who you wan...
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€4.00Licking his balls
Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope
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€4.00First God Created man.... Then He Had a Better Idea Greeting Card
Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Qui...
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€4.00Wine Bible
Does Anyone Know Which Page of the Bible Explains How to Turn Water into Wine? Asking for a Friend. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department...
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€4.00Mace Windu - May the Force be With You, Mutherfucker! Greeting Card
Do what the man says - and buy this card you sonofabitch! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 ...
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€4.00Old Timer
Smooth, mature and finely aged. Happy birthday old timer! A colourful and fun whiskey bottle birthday card. If he's a whiskey lover, it's perfect f...
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€4.00Cake and Cock Greeting Card
I hope Your Birthday is Filled With Love Laughter and Co - Hey! You knew what I meant! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Mes...
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€4.00Piss Yourself
'Happy Birthday - May you live long enough to piss yourself, and frighten small children.' Blank inside, 150 x150mm, Printed on FSC accredited boa...
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€4.00Menopausal Greeting Card
There was a very good chance she was feeling menopausal Each card measures 5″ x 7″ and comes with a coloured envelope. Printed on FSC certified glo...
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€4.00Life Without You is Pintless greeting card
Life Without You is Pintless. What an empty feeling! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x ...
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€4.00Inhale Exhale Cocktail
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope
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€4.00Birthday Ar La
Gerry Adam’s wishes you the best for your birthday or maybe he doesn’t, it can’t be confirmed. The card is printed on a premium A5 silk board and ...
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€4.00Now we’re sucking diesel
Super Ted Hastings is always suckin diesel. The card is printed on a premium A5 silk board and comes professionally packaged in an ice-white envel...
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€4.00Express your Feelings
Express Your Feelings, or maybe not! Details: Designed by: Steven Rhodes Size: Square (148 x 148mm / 5.8 x 5.8 inches). - that fits as a standard ...
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€4.00One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness
Let’s Celebrate. One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness, happy birthday!Details: Designed by: Steven Rhodes Size: Square (148 x 148mm / 5.8 x 5.8 inc...
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€4.00Dumble Draw
Hilarious Dumble Draw Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 greeting ...
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€4.50Little Pea Card
Share your excitement with a little pea! Embossed and finished with spot gloss for that extra colour pop! Size: 105 x 148mm Blank inside Paired wi...
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€4.00If You Were Milk I'd Smell You First
''Look i'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk i'd smell you first.'' Card designed by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150mm x 150mm Blank in...
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