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Funny greeting cards

Funny Greeting Cards

Our selection of the funniest cards available!!
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    Sniff It Barry, It's Not Marmite

    Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Don't Look Down

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm...

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    Play With His Balls

    She Loved Nothing More Than To Play With His Balls. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag ...

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    Spider on bum

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    All-Nighter Card

    You know you're OLD when an 'ALL-nighter' means not getting up to pee. Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packa...

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    No Cure For Being A Dickhead

    I'm afraid there's no cure for being a little dickhead.. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick ...

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    Get My Hand On Your Meat

    I wanna get my hands on your meat! Who doesn't love a nice bit of salami, frankfurter and bologna sausage? Well if you're as hungry for some meat a...

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    Give An Old Person Something To Live For

    If 2020 has taught us anything it's that cards can really raise a smile much more than an email ever could. So here's the perfect birthday card for...

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    Sexiest Wife Ever

    How can you possibly let your wife (or girlfriend, or fiance) know that you absolutely fancy the pants off them. Well I'm sure they know but if you...

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    Poop-Gratulations!

    Say Poop-gratulations, it’s a brand new pile of bundle of joy! Inside Message: Blank Printed on FSC Certified Paper  ◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm...

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    Fathers Day King Of DIY

    Fathers Day King Of DIY Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    How To Be A Happier Person Children Bin

    Does it spark joy? Nope? Ok in the bin it goes then. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105mm◙ Bright Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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    Fan Fucking Tastic!

      Illustrated by Katie Abey Card dimensions: 105 x 148mm (A6). Packed with a brown fleck envelope.Standard letter post.Blank inside.

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    Tony Holohan Greeting Card

    Have a Tony Holohan approved Birthday! Careful, he might be watching! Illustrated for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish...

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    Anniversary

    A little bit quirky and ever-so cool, Sam Kramer’s fun designs are stylish and straight-talking. Described by Sam as ‘cards for someone who you wan...

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    Licking his balls

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

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    Knickers

    Blank inside 175x125mm on an FSC certified uncoated board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    HRT

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    First God Created man.... Then He Had a Better Idea Greeting Card

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Qui...

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    Wine Bible

    Does Anyone Know Which Page of the Bible Explains How to Turn Water into Wine? Asking for a Friend. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department...

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    Mace Windu - May the Force be With You, Mutherfucker! Greeting Card

    Do what the man says - and buy this card you sonofabitch! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 ...

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    Old Timer

    Smooth, mature and finely aged. Happy birthday old timer! A colourful and fun whiskey bottle birthday card. If he's a whiskey lover, it's perfect f...

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    Cake and Cock Greeting Card

    I hope Your Birthday is Filled With Love Laughter and Co - Hey! You knew what I meant! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mes...

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    Piss Yourself

    'Happy Birthday - May you live long enough to piss yourself, and frighten small children.' Blank inside, 150 x150mm, Printed on FSC accredited boa...

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    Menopausal Greeting Card

    There was a very good chance she was feeling menopausal Each card measures 5″ x 7″ and comes with a coloured envelope. Printed on FSC certified glo...

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    Life Without You is Pintless greeting card

    Life Without You is Pintless. What an empty feeling! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x ...

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    Commas

    Commas are important: No more wine. No, more wine. Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Inhale Exhale Cocktail

     Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Birthday Ar La

    Gerry Adam’s wishes you the best for your birthday or maybe he doesn’t, it can’t be confirmed. The card is printed on a premium A5 silk board and ...

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    Now we’re sucking diesel

    Super Ted Hastings is always suckin diesel. The card is printed on a premium A5 silk board and comes professionally packaged in an ice-white envel...

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    Express your Feelings

    Express Your Feelings, or maybe not! Details: Designed by: Steven Rhodes Size: Square (148 x 148mm / 5.8 x 5.8 inches). - that fits as a standard ...

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    One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness

    Let’s Celebrate. One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness, happy birthday!Details: Designed by: Steven Rhodes Size: Square (148 x 148mm / 5.8 x 5.8 inc...

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    Dumble Draw

    Hilarious Dumble Draw Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 greeting ...

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    Little Pea Card

    Share your excitement with a little pea! Embossed and finished with spot gloss for that extra colour pop! Size: 105 x 148mm Blank inside Paired wi...

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    If You Were Milk I'd Smell You First

    ''Look i'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk i'd smell you first.'' Card designed by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150mm x 150mm Blank in...

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