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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Funny greeting cards

Funny Greeting Cards

Our selection of the funniest cards available!!
  • Love Isn't- Vanentines - Maktus
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    Love Isn't Something You Say

    Love Isn't something you say, its something you do. You mean, like this? Love emoji. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag w...

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  • Dolly Spartan - Maktus
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    Dolly Spartan

    Hilarious Dolly Parton Birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6...

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  • Uninspired - Maktus
    Uninspired - Maktus
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    Uninspired

    Horrendously uninspired all purpose greeting card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Who the Fuck invited Keith - Maktus
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    Who the Fuck invited Keith

    Who the fuck invited keith? Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won? - Maktus
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    Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won?

    Seriously ? You Were The Sperm That Won Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greet...

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    Recipe 2020

    Recipe For 2020: 1 cup of cluster. 2 cups of Fuck. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag w...

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    Why The Long Face?

    Why The Long Face? Give me some beer you cunt. Horse in bar illustration  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a yello...

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  • I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too - Maktus
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    I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too

    Did you read that correctly? I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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    Throttle A Chicken

    Slow steady strokes Penelope, you're not trying to throttle a chicken here. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelop...

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  • Earthworm - Maktus
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    Earthworm

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    I Killed A Mouse

    I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

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    Sniff It Barry, It's Not Marmite

    Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Don't Look Down

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm...

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    Play With His Balls

    She Loved Nothing More Than To Play With His Balls. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag ...

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  • Spider on bum - Maktus
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    Spider on bum

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    All-Nighter Card

    You know you're OLD when an 'ALL-nighter' means not getting up to pee. Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packa...

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    No Cure For Being A Dickhead

    I'm afraid there's no cure for being a little dickhead.. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick ...

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    Get My Hand On Your Meat

    I wanna get my hands on your meat! Who doesn't love a nice bit of salami, frankfurter and bologna sausage? Well if you're as hungry for some meat a...

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    Give An Old Person Something To Live For

    If 2020 has taught us anything it's that cards can really raise a smile much more than an email ever could. So here's the perfect birthday card for...

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    Fathers Day King Of DIY

    Fathers Day King Of DIY Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    How To Be A Happier Person Children Bin

    Does it spark joy? Nope? Ok in the bin it goes then. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105mm◙ Bright Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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    Fan Fucking Tastic!

      Illustrated by Katie Abey Card dimensions: 105 x 148mm (A6). Packed with a brown fleck envelope.Standard letter post.Blank inside.

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    Anniversary

    A little bit quirky and ever-so cool, Sam Kramer’s fun designs are stylish and straight-talking. Described by Sam as ‘cards for someone who you wan...

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    Licking his balls

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

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    Knickers

    Blank inside 175x125mm on an FSC certified uncoated board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    HRT

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    First God Created man.... Then He Had a Better Idea Greeting Card

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Qui...

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    Wine Bible

    Does Anyone Know Which Page of the Bible Explains How to Turn Water into Wine? Asking for a Friend. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department...

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    Mace Windu - May the Force be With You, Mutherfucker! Greeting Card

    Do what the man says - and buy this card you sonofabitch! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 ...

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    Old Timer

    Smooth, mature and finely aged. Happy birthday old timer! A colourful and fun whiskey bottle birthday card. If he's a whiskey lover, it's perfect f...

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    Cake and Cock Greeting Card

    I hope Your Birthday is Filled With Love Laughter and Co - Hey! You knew what I meant! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mes...

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    Menopausal Greeting Card

    There was a very good chance she was feeling menopausal Each card measures 5″ x 7″ and comes with a coloured envelope. Printed on FSC certified glo...

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    Life Without You is Pintless greeting card

    Life Without You is Pintless. What an empty feeling! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x ...

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    Commas

    Commas are important: No more wine. No, more wine. Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Express your Feelings

    Express Your Feelings, or maybe not! Details: Designed by: Steven Rhodes Size: Square (148 x 148mm / 5.8 x 5.8 inches). - that fits as a standard ...

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    One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness

    Let’s Celebrate. One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness, happy birthday!Details: Designed by: Steven Rhodes Size: Square (148 x 148mm / 5.8 x 5.8 inc...

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