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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Funny greeting cards

Funny Greeting Cards

Our selection of the funniest cards available!!
  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    €4.00

    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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    €4.00
  • Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
    Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
    €4.00

    Jesus Card- Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole

    Jesus Card - Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    €4.00
  • Amaze Myself - Maktus
    €4.00

    Amaze Myself Card

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy? - Maktus
    €4.00

    Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy?

    Do I Look like I fly fucking economy?!! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
    €4.00

    Music To My Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    €4.00
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    Fountain Of Youth

    The Fountain Of Youth. Out of Order. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Fuck quinoa! I have cake - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake

    Fuck Quinoa! I Have cake! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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  • Finally, a square piece of card - Maktus
    Finally, a square piece of card - Maktus
    €4.00

    Finally, A Square Piece Of Card

    Finally, A Square piece of card. This must be what's missing from my life all of these years. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a ce...

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    €4.00
  • Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want... - Maktus
    Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want... - Maktus
    €4.00

    Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want...

    Bob Dylan - Yo, I,'ll Tell You What I Want Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Reg...

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    €4.00
  • A Freak in the Sheets - Maktus
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    €4.00

    A Freak in the Streets, Asleep the Sheets Card

    "A Freak in the streets, asleep in the sheets" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
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  • Tolerate You - Maktus
    €4.00

    Tolerate You

    I Tolerate you. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
  • Liam Need Some - Maktus
    €4.00

    Liam Needs Some

    Liam is looking for some action, again!! Hilarious Liam Neeson birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craf...

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    €4.00
  • Love Isn't- Vanentines - Maktus
    €4.00

    Love Isn't Something You Say

    Love Isn't something you say, its something you do. You mean, like this? Love emoji. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag w...

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    €4.00
  • Dolly Spartan - Maktus
    €4.00

    Dolly Spartan

    Hilarious Dolly Parton Birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6...

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    €4.00
  • Uninspired - Maktus
    Uninspired - Maktus
    €4.00

    Uninspired

    Horrendously uninspired all purpose greeting card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Who the Fuck invited Keith - Maktus
    €4.00

    Who the Fuck invited Keith

    Who the fuck invited keith? Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won? - Maktus
    €4.00

    Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won?

    Seriously ? You Were The Sperm That Won Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greet...

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    €4.00
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    Recipe 2020

    Recipe For 2020: 1 cup of cluster. 2 cups of Fuck. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag w...

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    €4.00
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    €4.00

    Why The Long Face?

    Why The Long Face? Give me some beer you cunt. Horse in bar illustration  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a yello...

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    €4.00
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  • I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too - Maktus
    €4.00

    I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too

    Did you read that correctly? I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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    Throttle A Chicken

    Slow steady strokes Penelope, you're not trying to throttle a chicken here. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelop...

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    €4.00
  • Earthworm - Maktus
    €4.00

    Earthworm

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
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    I Killed A Mouse

    I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

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    €4.00
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    Sniff It Barry, It's Not Marmite

    Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00

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