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Maktus card range designed in store

Maktus Cards

The best and funniest greeting cards in Ireland. Designed in our Dublin studio by a team of Irish illustrators and funny bastards!

  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Geebag

    Use Ireland's best slang word. To my favourite Geebag. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 170x120mm, with coloured enve...

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    €3.80
  • Pintman - Maktus
    Pintman - Maktus
    €3.80

    Pintman birthday card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the birthday cake but when he goes at it he goes awfully and very hard! Funny Irish birthday card designed in Dubli...

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    €3.80
  • I bleedin love ya - Maktus
    €3.80

    I bleedin love ya

    Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 170x120mm, with colou...

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    €3.80
  • The Dude - Maktus
    €3.80

    The Dude

    The Big Leobowski, better know as the Dude wishes you a happy birthday. The Dude abides. Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus...

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    €3.80
  • Freddie Mercury - Maktus
    €3.80

    Freddie Mercury

    Queens Freddie Mercury wishes you a happy birthday, ya big queen. Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank...

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    €3.80
  • Putin - Maktus
    €3.80

    Putin greeting card

    Russia's Vladimir Putin wants to thank you for Putin up with him. Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank ...

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    €3.80
  • About Fuckin Time - Maktus
    €3.80

    About Fuckin Time

    The perfect engagement or wedding card for the couple that took an enternity. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 170x12...

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    €3.80
  • Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    €3.80

    Mother Teresa- I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question?

    Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday card, anniversary card, Funny card...

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    €3.80
  • David Bowie - Maktus
    €3.80

    David Bowie birthday card

    Ziggy Stardust - Rebel Rebel, your cake is a mess birthday card. Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank i...

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  • La Breithe Shona Duit - Maktus
    €3.80

    La Breithe Shona Duit

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 125x125mm, with brown craft envelope

    €3.80
  • Fair Fucks - Maktus
    €3.80

    Fair Fucks

    What better way to complement somebody with a simple two words, deep. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 170x120mm, wit...

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    €3.80
  • Going Postal - Maktus
    €3.80

    Going Postal

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x105mm, with coloured envelope

    €3.80
  • Ron Burgundy - Maktus
    €3.80

    Ron Burgundy greeting card

    Listen to Ron, you're kind of a big deal!! Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x150mm, with...

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    €3.80
  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    €3.80

    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Misquote Range of greeting cards. Design...

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    €3.80
  • RuPaul - Maktus
    €3.80

    RuPaul

    Listen to somebody that knows, and don't fuck it up! Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x1...

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    €3.80
  • Same Penis Forever - Maktus
    €3.80

    Same Penis Forever

    That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Funny Irish wedding card designed in store by the Maktus Team!  150mm x 150mm, recycled pa...

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    €3.80
  • Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine - Maktus
    Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine - Maktus
    €3.80

    Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine

    Nelson Mandela - Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Misquote Range of gr...

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    €3.80
  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
    €3.80

    Your Mickey Is My Fav

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis) Designed in Dublin by the Maktus ar...

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  • Butterflies and Boners - Maktus
    €3.80

    Butterflies and Boners

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x105mm, with coloured envelope

    €3.80
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    Your Favourite Lad

    Happy birthday from everybody's favourite lad- meme Mr Wood Illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish ...

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    €3.85
  • Paws for rest - Maktus
    €3.80

    Paws for rest

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x150mm, with a silver/grey envelope.

    €3.80
  • Sour Puss - Maktus
    €3.80

    Sour Puss

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x150mm, with a silver/grey envelope.

    €3.80
  • Maith an Cailin - Maktus
    €3.80

    Maith an Cailin

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 125x125mm, with brown craft envelope

    €3.80
  • Just married - Maktus
    €4.00

    Just married

    150 x 150 mm, blank inside with a foil layer.

    €4.00
  • Jon Snow - Maktus
    €3.80

    Jon Snow, Big Birthday bastard card

    Game of Thrones fans know a thing or two about bastards, Happy Birthday you bastard. Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art...

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    €3.80
  • Dalai Lama - Thanks a bleedin million - Maktus
    Dalai Lama - Thanks a bleedin million - Maktus
    €3.80

    Dalai Lama - Thanks a bleedin million

    Dalai Lama - Thanks A Bleedin Million The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Thank you card, Anniversa...

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    €3.80
  • Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    €3.80

    Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear

    Stalin Quote- Why do Birds Suddenly Appear The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed  birthday, anniversary, loving greeting card from our Mis...

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    €3.80
  • Come Here To Me - Maktus
    €3.80

    Come Here To Me

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Blank inside, 125x125mm, with brown craft envelope

    €3.80
  • Johnny Cash - Maktus
    €3.80

    Johnny Cash

    Well, you wanted Cash for your birthday. Great for an Irish gift idea Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Bl...

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  • P45 - Maktus
    €3.80

    P45 - So long loser

    Send off a colleague with this sweet card! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 170x120mm, with coloured envelope

    €3.80
  • Hair of the dog - Maktus
    €3.80

    Hair of the dog

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x150mm, with a silver/grey envelope.

    €3.80
  • New House (I hope nobody died in it) - Maktus
    €3.80

    New House (I hope nobody died in it)

    Funny Irish card for a new home. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 170x120mm, with coloured envelope

    €3.80
  • Ah Sure Look - Maktus
    €3.80

    Ah Sure Look It

    The card for any occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Blank inside, 125x125mm, with brown craft envelope

    €3.80
  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
    €3.80

    Music to my Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. Funny Irish greeting card designed in store by the Maktus Team!  150mm x 150mm, recycled paper, ind...

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    €3.80
  • Liam - Maktus
    €3.80

    Liam Gallagher greeting card

    Mad'fer ye!! When love and romance Liam Gallagher formally of Oasis springs to mind, ok so we lied, but if he did he'd say this. Funny Irish greeti...

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    €3.80
  • George Best - Maktus
    €3.80

    George Best

    George Best of Manchester United and Northern Ireland was know to send the Best birthday cards. Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the...

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    €3.80
  • Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want... - Maktus
    Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want... - Maktus
    €3.80

    Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want...

    Bob Dylan - Yo, I,'ll Tell You What I Want... The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card,...

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    €3.80
  • Really Shit Card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Really Shit Card

    That pretty much sums up this card. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 170x120mm, with coloured envelope

    €3.80
  • Nine Wine Wine - Maktus
    €3.80

    Nine Wine Wine

    Wine call!!! Funny Irish greeting card designed in store by the Maktus Team!  150mm x 150mm, recycled paper, individually packaged, blank inside wi...

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    €3.80
  • Life's A Drag - Maktus
    €3.80

    Life's A Drag

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Blank inside, 150x105mm, with coloured envelope

    €3.80
  • Cats Eyes - Maktus
    €3.80

    Cats Eyes

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x150mm, with a silver/grey envelope

    €3.80
  • Sorry You're Reeving - Maktus
    €3.80

    Keanu is Sorry You're Reeving

    Keanu Reeves is sad that your leaving. Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x150mm, with bri...

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    €3.80
  • Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
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    €3.80

    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it

    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Misquote Range of ...

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  • 17 Million - Maktus
    €3.80

    17 Million

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 170x120mm, with envelope

    €3.80
  • Ya little beaut - Maktus
    €3.80

    Ya little beaut

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 125x125mm, with brown craft envelope

    €3.80
  • We'll Miss You - Maktus
    €3.80

    We'll Miss You-Fuckin Traitor

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 170x120mm, with a  coloured envelope.

    €3.80
  • Maith an Buachaill - Maktus
    €3.80

    Maith an Buachaill

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 125x125mm, with brown craft envelope

    €3.80
  • Napoleon Dynamite - Maktus
    €3.80

    Napoleon Dynamite greeting card

    Napoleon rates your skills and so he should as you Rock! Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 1...

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    €3.80