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Maktus Cards

The best and funniest greeting cards in Ireland. Designed in our Dublin studio by a team of Irish illustrators and funny bastards!

  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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    €3.80
  • Pintman - Maktus
    Pintman - Maktus
    €3.80

    Pintman Birthday Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the birthday cake but when he goes at it he goes awfully and very hard! Pintman Greeting Card The perfect funny, qu...

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  • €3.85

    Your Favourite Lad -Wood

    Happy birthday from everybody's favourite lad- meme Mr Wood Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish d...

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    €3.85
  • I bleedin love ya - Maktus
    €3.80

    I Bleedin Love Ya

    Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. I Bleedin Love Ya Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birth...

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    €3.80
  • The Dude - Maktus
    €3.80

    The Dude

    The Big Leobowski, better know as the Dude wishes you a happy birthday. The Dude abides. Happy Birthday Dude Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirk...

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  • Freddie Mercury - Maktus
    €3.80

    Freddie Mercury Birthday Card

    Queens Freddie Mercury wishes you a happy birthday, ya big queen. Happy Birthday You Big Queen Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish...

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  • Putin - Maktus
    €3.80

    Putin Greeting Card

    Russia's Vladimir Putin wants to thank you for Putin up with him. Thanks For Putin Up With Me Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish d...

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    €3.80
  • About Fuckin Time - Maktus
    €3.80

    About Fuckin Time

    The perfect engagement or wedding card for the couple that took an enternity About Fucking Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Ma...

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  • David Bowie - Maktus
    €3.80

    David Bowie Birthday Card

    Ziggy Stardust - Rebel Rebel, your cake is a mess birthday Greeting Card. David Bowie Greeting Card. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed...

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    €3.80
  • Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    €3.80

    Mother Teresa- I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question?

    Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday card, anniversary card, Funny card...

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    €3.80
  • RuPaul - Maktus
    €3.80

    RuPaul - Good Luck!

    RU Paul - Good luck and Don't Fuck it up! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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    €3.80
  • La Breithe Shona Duit - Maktus
    €3.80

    La Breithe Shona Duit

    La Breithe Shona Duit Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Valentine...

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    €3.80
  • Fair Fucks - Maktus
    €3.80

    Fair Fucks

    What better way to compliment somebody with a simple two words, deep. Fair Fucks Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birth...

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  • Going Postal - Maktus
    €3.80

    Going Postal

    I tried, I really did.. I wanted to send you something amazing, but the postman told me to get out of the postbox... Greeting Card The perfect funn...

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  • Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine - Maktus
    Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine - Maktus
    €3.80

    Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine

    Nelson Mandela - Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Misquo...

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    €3.80
  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
    €3.80

    Your Mickey Is My Fav

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis)  Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...

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    €3.80
  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    €3.80

    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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  • Ron Burgundy - Maktus
    €3.80

    Ron Burgundy Greeting Card

    Listen to Ron, you're kind of a big deal!! Anchorman Ron Burgundy greeting card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting ca...

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  • Same Penis Forever - Maktus
    €3.80

    Same Penis Forever

    That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Same Penis Forever Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday g...

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  • Butterflies and Boners - Maktus
    €3.80

    Butterflies And Boners

    You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check out our funny, co...

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  • Maith an Cailin - Maktus
    €3.80

    Maith An Cailin

    Maith An Cailin Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Valentines Day ...

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    €3.80
  • New House (I hope nobody died in it) - Maktus
    €3.80

    New House (I Hope Nobody Died In It)

    Congrats On The New House ( I Hope Nobody Died In It) Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny c...

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    €3.80
  • Just married - Maktus
    €4.00

    Just Married Card

    Just Married Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Valentines Day gre...

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    €4.00
  • Dalai Lama - Thanks a bleedin million - Maktus
    Dalai Lama - Thanks a bleedin million - Maktus
    €3.80

    Dalai Lama - Thanks A Bleedin Million

    Dalai Lama - Thanks A Bleedin Million The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Thank you card, Anniversa...

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    €3.80
  • Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    €3.80

    Stalin Quote- Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear

    Stalin Quote- Why do Birds Suddenly Appear, Everytime You Are Near? Just Like Me They Long To Be Close To You .. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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    €3.80
  • Paws for rest - Maktus
    €3.80

    Paws For Rest

    Paws For Rest Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Valentines Day gr...

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    €3.80
  • Sour Puss - Maktus
    €3.80

    Sour Puss

    Sour Puss Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designed in Dublin ...

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  • Jon Snow - Maktus
    €3.80

    Jon Snow, Big Birthday Bastard Card

    Game of Thrones fans know a thing or two about bastards, Happy Birthday you bastard. Big Birthday Bastart Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, ...

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    €3.80
  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
    €3.80

    Music To My Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card The perfect ...

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    €3.80
  • Come Here To Me - Maktus
    €3.80

    Come Here To Me

    C'Mere To Me Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Valentines Day gre...

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    €3.80
  • Johnny Cash - Maktus
    €3.80

    Johnny Cash

    Well, you wanted Cash for your birthday.  You Said You Wanted Cash Birthday card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting c...

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  • P45 - Maktus
    €3.80

    P45 - So Long Loser

    Send off a colleague with this sweet card! P45 So Long Loser Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , ...

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  • Ah Sure Look - Maktus
    €3.80

    Ah Sure Look It

    Ah Sure Look It  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of...

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    €3.80
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    Fuck You 2020!

    Lets Be Honest, we all feel the same way about this year. Fuck You 2020 Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greet...

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    €3.80
  • Sorry You're Reeving - Maktus
    €3.80

    Keanu is Sorry You're Reeving

    Keanu Reeves is sad that your leaving. Sorry You're Reeving Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , f...

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    €3.80
  • Nine Wine Wine - Maktus
    €3.80

    Nine Wine Wine

    Wine call!!! Its Your Birthday, Somebody Call Nine Wine Wine Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , ...

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    €3.80
  • 17 Million - Maktus
    €3.80

    17 Million

    You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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  • Sacred Mart-y - Maktus
    €3.80

    Blessings From The Sacred Mart-Y

    Marty Morrissey has you sorted! Blessings from the Sacred Mart-Y Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out ...

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    €3.80
  • Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
    €3.80

    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it

    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Misquote Range of ...

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    €3.80
  • We'll Miss You - Maktus
    €3.80

    We'll Miss You-Fuckin Traitor

    We'll Miss You...Fuckin Traitor Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting card...

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    €3.80
  • Hair of the dog - Maktus
    €3.80

    Hair Of The Dog

    Hair Of The Dog Photographic Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Va...

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    €3.80
  • Old Bollox - Maktus
    €4.00

    Old Bollox

    Shitty cards for Shitty Occasions Enjoy Your Special Day You Old Bollox Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greet...

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    €4.00
  • Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want... - Maktus
    Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want... - Maktus
    €3.80

    Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want...

    Bob Dylan - Yo, I,'ll Tell You What I Want... The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card,...

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    €3.80
  • Really Shit Card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Really Shit Card

    That pretty much sums up this card. Really Shit Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range ...

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    €3.80
  • Life's A Drag - Maktus
    €3.80

    Life's A Drag

     Life Without You Is Such A Drag Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card...

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    €3.80
  • Cats Eyes - Maktus
    €3.80

    Cats Eyes

    Cats Eyes Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeti...

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  • George Best - Maktus
    €3.80

    George Best

    George Best of Manchester United and Northern Ireland was know to send the Best birthday cards. I Always get You The Best Cards Greeting Card The p...

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  • Pros and Cons - Maktus
    €3.80

    Pros And Cons

    The con is having to change dirty nappies  The pro is having somebody to blame your farts on Pros And Cons Of Parenthood. Con- Having To Change Dir...

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    €3.80