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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Maktus card range designed in store

Humorous & Funny Greeting Cards

The best and funniest greeting cards in Ireland. Designed in our Dublin studio by a team of Irish illustrators and funny bastards!

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    We'll Miss You-Fuckin Traitor

    We'll Miss You...Fuckin Traitor Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting card...

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  • Sorry You're Reeving - Maktus
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    Keanu is Sorry You're Reeving

    Keanu Reeves is sad that your leaving. Sorry You're Reeving Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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  • P45 - Maktus
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    P45 - So Long Loser

    Send off a colleague with this sweet card! P45 So Long Loser Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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  • New House - Maktus
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    New House

    Congrats On Being Broke/New House Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 250 m...

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    Hap-Pea Birthday

    Hap-Pea Birthday Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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    You're Welcome

    Obligatory Birthday Card - You're Welcome Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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  • Pros and Cons - Maktus
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    Pros And Cons

    The con is having to change dirty nappies  The pro is having somebody to blame your farts on Pros And Cons Of Parenthood. Con- Having To Change Dir...

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  • Life's A Drag - Maktus
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    Life's A Drag

     Life Without You Is Such A Drag Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm...

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  • Johnny Cash - Maktus
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    Johnny Cash

    Well, you wanted Cash for your birthday.  You Said You Wanted Cash Birthday card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Sh...

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    You're a Mad Yoke

    'You're a good egg!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting cards. 125mm x...

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  • Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want... - Maktus
    Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want... - Maktus
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    Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want...

    Bob Dylan - Yo, I,'ll Tell You What I Want Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Reg...

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  • I Love you With All My Boobs - Maktus
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    I Love you With All My Boobs

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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  • 9 months - Maktus
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    Congrats on the new Baby!

    Congrats On Being 9 Month's Sober- The New Baby Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dime...

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  • George Best - Maktus
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    George Best

    George Best of Manchester United and Northern Ireland was know to send the Best birthday cards. I Always get You The Best Cards Greeting Card Desig...

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    Happy Birthday- After Party

    Happy Birthday! (Don't Mind Us) We're Just Here For The After Party! Greeting Card Celebrate your big day with the Dancing Pallbearers! Illustrated...

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  • Maith an Buachaill - Maktus
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    Maith an Buachaill

    Maith An Buachaill Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ Bro...

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  • So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver) - Maktus
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    So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver)

    What a loser to leave you all behind So Long! (You Big Stupid Leaver) Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greetin...

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  • Liam - Maktus
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    Liam Gallagher Greeting Card

    Mad'fer ye!! When love and romance Liam Gallagher formally of Oasis springs to mind, ok so we lied, but if he did he'd say this. Mad F'er Ye Greeti...

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  • Ya little beaut - Maktus
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    Ya Little Beaut Ya!

    Ya Little Beaut Ya! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designed ...

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    You Are Old

    "You Are Old' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blank In...

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  • Cats Eyes - Maktus
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    Cats Eyes

    Cats Eyes Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeti...

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  • Really Shit Card - Maktus
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    Really Shit Card

    That pretty much sums up this card. Really Shit Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range ...

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  • 21ish - Maktus
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    21ish

    You'll forever be 21....ish! 21ish Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm...

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  • Nailed It - Maktus
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    Nailed It

    You Fucking Nailed It Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙...

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  • Happy Birthday You Legend - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday Legend

    Happy Birthday legend Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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    Kanye Believe

    Kanye believe you're that old? We sure Kan. Kanye West Birthday Card for ye Yeezy lovers Kanye Believe You're That Old ! Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    Boris Johnson BJ Birthday card

    You asked for a BJ, you got your BJ! Here's Your Birthday BJ Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llustrated by ...

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  • Ali G - Maktus
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    Ali G - Sorry I is Late

    Ali G in da house, and hes late as usual. Ali G - Sorry I Is Late Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out...

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    Up The Duff!

    Up The Duff! ( Whoop Whoop) Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. D...

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  • It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned - Maktus
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    It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned

    Ahh, how sweet! Love is in the air. It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus ...

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  • Doing The Veil - Maktus
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    Doing The Veil

    Doing The Veil Photographic Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Reg...

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    Happy Birdie

    Happy Birdie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • Mamtastic - Maktus
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    Mamtastic

    Mam Tastic Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 m...

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  • Louis Theroux - Maktus
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    Louis Theroux Greeting Card

    Let Louis get you Theroux this. You Will Get Theroux This Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Brace...

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  • Omen and Exorcist Neighbours - Maktus
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    Omen And Exorcist Neighbours

    We're sure Damien and Regan will be lovely. I Hope The New Neighbours Are Nice Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Insi...

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  • Savage news - Maktus
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    Savage News

    Savage News Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designed in Dubli...

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    Head To-Matoes

    Funny and cute Irish greeting cards with tomatoes. I Love You From Ma Head To Ma Toes! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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    Remind Me To Buy You A Pint

    Remind Me To Buy You A Pint Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. D...

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  • Here's Your Pressie - Maktus
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    Here's Your Pressie

    Jack Nicholson starred in The Shining and was great believer in gifts. Here's Your Pressie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art depar...

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  • vespa couple - Maktus
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    Vespa Couple

    Vespa Couple Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designed in Dubl...

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  • Married and Pissed - Maktus
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    Married and Pissed

    You're Getting Married! I'm Getting Pissed !Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 ...

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  • Expired - Maktus
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    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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    A Toast To You! Card

    Lets raise A toast to you!! Greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Bro...

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  • 2 to 3 Glasses - Maktus
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    2 to 3 Glasses Card

    Reduce the risk of a conscience by following this wise tip. Did You Know That 2 To 3 Glasses Of Wine Per Day Can Reduce Your Risk Of Giving A Shit ...

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  • Pulp Fiction - Maktus
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    Pulp Fiction

    Vince and Jules want to thank you from the bottom of their Mother Fuc%in hearts! Thanks a mother fuckin bunch! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art...

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  • Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won? - Maktus
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    Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won?

    Seriously ? You Were The Sperm That Won Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greet...

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  • Top 5 - Maktus
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    Top 5

    You made it, lucky you. Youre in me top five mots (girlfriends)! You're In Me Top 5 Mots Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish desig...

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  • Bad mom - Maktus
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    Bad Mom- Ugly Children

    Mom, No Matter How Bad Things Get, You Can Always Take Comfort That You Don't Have Ugly Children  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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