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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Maktus card range designed in store

Humorous & Funny Greeting Cards

The best and funniest greeting cards in Ireland. Designed in our Dublin studio by a team of Irish illustrators and funny bastards!

  • Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right Take Your Parents For Example - Maktus
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    Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right. Take Your Parents For Example

    You were made, end of. Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right. Take Your Parents As Example. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greetin...

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  • Well Done - Maktus
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    Well Done

    You Jammy Jammy bastard, well done! Well Done Jammy Bastard Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card fro...

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  • Gaydar - Maktus
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    Gaydar

    You're on my Gaydar, beep beep. You're On My Gaydar Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensio...

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    Good Skin- Eamonn Dunphy Card

    Express your feelings through the medium of Eamon Dunphy. You know you want to baby! Illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan Here's To A G...

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  • You're The Coolest Person I know - Maktus
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    You're The Coolest Person I Know But I Don't Get Out Much

    Be sweet but not too sweet with this quirky card. You're The Coolest Person I Know, But I don't Get Out Much  Greeting Card The perfect funny, quir...

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    I like Your Bum

    I Like Your Bum Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown...

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  • Bananas for You - Maktus
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    Bananas for You

    Bananas For You Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of ...

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  • Butterflies and Boners VALENTINES - Maktus
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    Butterflies and Boners VALENTINES

    You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Valentines Day Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check ou...

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  • I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too - Maktus
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    I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too

    Did you read that correctly? I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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  • Borat - Maktus
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    Borat Sexy Time

    Borat knows how to turn da ladies on. Lets Make Sexy Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llustrated by Sha...

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    Blues Brothers - Happy Birthday Bro Card

    Jake and Elwood are on a mission from God - to wish you a Happy Birthday. Blues Brothers Happy Birthday Bro Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dubl...

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  • Fuckin lady - Maktus
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    Mom thanks for raising me as a proper fuckin Lady

    Mom, Thanks For Raising Me As A Proper Fuckin Lady Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    Hap-Pea Fathers Day

    Hap Pea Fathers Day Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ B...

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  • Hope it works - Maktus
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    Hope It Works Out

    Shitty wedding card with crap art that depicts a crap wedding scene, perfect for a laugh. Funny Irish wedding and birthday cards for Shitty Occasio...

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  • Good Thanking - Maktus
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    Good Thanking

    Thanks you naughty boy you! You Deserve A Good Thanking Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimen...

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  • Drinking for Evil - Maktus
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    Drinking for Evil

    There's sense in all this madness. I Gave Up Drinking For Good..Now I Drink For Evil Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!...

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    Happy Valentines from your Favourite Lad!

    Happy Valentines from your Favourite Lad! Say it with flowers, delivered by your Favourite Romantic Lad! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art depar...

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    The Pitts - Getting old is the Pitts

    Getting old sucks - unless you're as ageless as Brad. Getting Old Is The Pitts Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthda...

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    I Heard You Were Really Into Me

    I Heard You Were Really Into Me Greeting Card Nothing says I love you like a bit of horsin' around! Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan...

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  • Go Raibh Maith Agat - Maktus
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    Go Raibh Maith Agat

    Go Raibh Maith Agat Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ B...

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    Just Chick In On You

    Just Chick In On You Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ B...

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    €4.00
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    New Nipper Alert Greeting Card

    New Nipper Alert Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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  • Mother Teresa VALENTINES - Maktus
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    Mother Teresa VALENTINES

    Mother Teresa -I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dime...

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    You Leave Me Breathless

    You Leave Me Breathless Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our Cutie Pie Range of greeting cards. Desi...

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    Eggcelent Father's Day Card

    Have An Eggcelent Father's Day Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (...

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  • Ta Bron Orm - Maktus
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    Ta Bron Orm

    Ta Bron Orm Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designed in Dubli...

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    €2.00
  • You're A Star - Maktus
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    You're A Star

    Thanks, You're A Star Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designe...

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    Lettuce Celebrate Greeting Card

    Lettuce Celebrate, Cos it's your birthday! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 m...

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    Barack Obama - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent Bastard

    Barack Obama - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card. The Coolest President gets you bro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art depa...

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  • I Love you with all my boobs. - Maktus
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    I Love you with all my boobs.

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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  • Manners - Maktus
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    Manners

    Mandatory Thank You Card - To Prove I Have excellent Manners Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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  • Fuckin gent - Maktus
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    Fuckin Gent Dad Card

    Dad, Thanks For Raising Me As A Proper Fuckin Gent Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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  • Grandfather Flash - Maktus
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    Grandfather Flash

    Grandfather Flash Photographic Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (...

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  • Ghandi VALENTINES - Maktus
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    Ghandi VALENTINES

    Ghandi- If You Were A Vegetable, You Would Be A Cute- Cumber Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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  • Special Dad - Maktus
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    Special Dad- Sorry For Crushing Your Dreams

    To A Very Special Dad. Sorry For Crushing Your Dreams Greeting Card Shitty Cards For Shitty Occasions The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designe...

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    It'll Be Grand

    The most Irish phrase for literally everything.. It'll Be Grand Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Bla...

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  • Boris Valentine - Maktus
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    Boris BJ Valentine Card

    You asked for a BJ so here is your BJ! Here's Your Birthday BJ Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llustrated b...

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  • Corny Card VALENTINES - Maktus
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    Corny Card VALENTINES

    Here's A Corny Card, Cos I Think You're A-Maiz-ing Valentines Day Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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  • Kim Jong Un VALENTINES - Maktus
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    Kim Jong Un VALENTINES

    You Had Me At Herron - Kim Jong Un Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 ...

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    We'll Ketchup Soon

    We'll ketchup soon Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Br...

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    Cheers Dad, I'm Bloody Awesome

    Cheers Dad, I'm Bloody Awesome Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (...

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  • You Give Me the Gra - Maktus
    €4.00

    You Give Me the Gra

    You Give Me The Gra Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designed ...

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  • Best Wishes - Maktus
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    Best Wishes

    To a shit sports star here's your kick in the balls! Funny Irish birthday card in a shitty retro style. Shitty cards for Shitty Occasions  - Best ...

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    Not Adopted- Fathers Day

    I'm Intelligent, Good Looking & Successful. You Sure I'm Not Adopted? Happy Father's Day Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art dep...

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  • Lucky To Have You - Maktus
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    Lucky To Have You

    Lucky To Have You Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ Sil...

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  • Like you More VALENTINES - Maktus
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    Like you More VALENTINES

    It Turns Out I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned Valentines Day Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Me...

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    Danny DeVito - I Got You A Little Something

    Danny DeVito is here to help you celebrate. Danny DeVito- I Got You A Little Something Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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    Sure The Mortgage will be Great Craic

    Sure The Mortgage will be Great Craic! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regula...

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