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    Covid Vaccine No Side Effects - Greeting Card

    Just got the Pfizer Vaccine with no noticeable side effects! Greeting Card. Scrawley Jim is ready to go if you are! Designed in Dublin by the Maktu...

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    You Give Me A T-Rextion! Enamel Pin Greeting Card

    You Give Me A T-Rextion! Enamel Pin Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm ◙ Enamel Pin ◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included....

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    Your Favourite Lad -Wood

    Happy birthday from everybody's favourite lad- meme Mr Wood Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish d...

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    Hands Up In The Pool

    Hands Up If You've Pissed In The Pool! Don't be shy we've all done it. Maybe don't be quite so enthusiastic as this merry bunch of OAP's thoughA ph...

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    Burn With

    There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With. Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included. ◙ Soft Touch ...

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    Abraham Drinkin'

    Abraham Drinkin' Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 greeting card printed on hig...

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    You Bring Out The Best In Me - Greeting Card

    You Bring Out The Best In Me - the ideal card for the one who snapped you up! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed Valentines Day cards. ...

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    Far Too Fabulous

    Celebrating the men who rock our world, this card is part of our new Darling Dandy range. Blank inside for your own message, the words on the front...

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    Fuck You 2020!

    Lets Be Honest, we all feel the same way about this year. Fuck You 2020 Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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    When This Is All Over

    When this is all over, please continue to stay at least two metres away from me The government enforced lockdown is a perfect way for avoiding thos...

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    Twinkle In Your Wrinkle

    Part of our Dandy range for the men who rock our world, send a smile with this uplifting card. Blank inside for your own message, the words on the ...

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    You're As Beautiful On The Inside As You Are From Behind

    You're As Beautiful On The Inside As You Are From Behind Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included. ◙ Soft...

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    Difference Between Dogs And Cats

    Difference between dogs and cats greeting card. Here's one argument where everyone needs to pick a side. Are you a Crazy cat lady or a dog daddy?In...

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    Wonder Mum

    All Mums are Wonder Mums – send this card to show how much you appreciate her. Blank inside for your own message, the words on the front of this ca...

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    Liv Tiler

    Liv Tiler Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 greeting card printed on high-quali...

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    It's Written In The Stars

    It's Written In The Stars Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    John Legend Guinness

    Hilarious John Legend Guinness birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Disp...

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    Amazing Happy Birthday

    The perfect birthday card for when you want to tell someone how amazing they are… Blank inside for your own message, the words on the front of this...

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    Cruella De Vil

    Send a smile with this card as we all have these kind of days! Blank inside for your own message, the words on the front of this card say “I start ...

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    Brand New Year

    Here's to a brand new year! (good riddance) Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Ivory Envelope Inclu...

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    Happy Birthday- After Party

    Happy Birthday! (Don't Mind Us) We're Just Here For The After Party! Greeting Card Celebrate your big day with the Dancing Pallbearers! Illustrated...

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    Jedward Norton

    Hilarious Jedward Norton birthday Greeting Card featuring Jedward and Edward Norton. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft...

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    Happy Birthday To My Bestest Bitch

    Happy Birthday To My Bestest Bitch Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craf...

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    Lock Down Haircuts Be Like

    Lets all channel our inner Tiger King Joe Exotic in these strange times! Illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan Lockdown Haircuts Be like...

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  • Leo Varadkar Funny Irish Birthday Card
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    Leo Gets Smashed- Leo Varadkar

    ''Lets get some cans and go on the piss in the park'', not exactly what you'd expect to hear from a prime minister but hey its Ireland and we like ...

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    Big Birthday Gobshite

    Big Birthday Gobshite Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious ran...

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    The New Norm

    The new norm. A lot has changed, but your still a dickhead. Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Ivor...

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    Hap-Pea Birthday

    Hap Pea Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Craft E...

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  • Even wankers deserve a birthday card - Maktus
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    Even Wankers Deserve a Birthday Card

    Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most peop...

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  • For Ducks Sake Card - Maktus
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    For Ducks Sake Card

    Another birthday? For Ducks sake. SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

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    Kanye Believe

    Kanye believe you're that old? We sure Kan. Kanye West Birthday Card for ye Yeezy lovers Kanye Believe You're That Old ! Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    Happy Birdie

    Happy Birdie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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    Remind Me To Buy You A Pint

    Remind Me To Buy You A Pint Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. D...

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    Folded Piece Of Card

    Are we right? A great pick for someone with your sense of humour Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 1...

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    A Toast To You

    Lets raise a toast to you!! Funny and cute Irish greeting cards with tomatoes. A Toast To You Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Makt...

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  • Spotted Card - Maktus
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    Spotted Card

    1.Spotted you. 2. Fancied You. 3. Still Fancy You. SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH RECYCLED...

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  • Who the Fuck invited Keith - Maktus
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    Who the Fuck invited Keith

    Who the fuck invited keith? Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Good Skin- Eamonn Dunphy Card

    Express your feelings through the medium of Eamon Dunphy. You know you want to baby! Illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan Here's To A G...

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    Be My Quarantine

    Will you be my Quarantine? Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Pink Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    I like Your Bum

    I Like Your Bum Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown...

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    Massive Cock

    She got everything she wanted for her birthday. Presents, prosecco and a ride on a missive cock. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited...

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    Blues Brothers - Happy Birthday Bro Card

    Jake and Elwood are on a mission from God - to wish you a Happy Birthday. Blues Brothers Happy Birthday Bro Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dubl...

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  • My Bear Necessity Card - Maktus
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    My Bear Necessity Card

    You are my bear necessity SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

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    The Pitts - Getting old is the Pitts

    Getting old sucks - unless you're as ageless as Brad. Getting Old Is The Pitts Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthda...

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    We'll Ketchup Soon

    We'll ketchup soon Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Br...

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  • Love Conkers All Card - Maktus
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    Love Conkers All Card

    Love Conkers All Card SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

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    Play With His Balls

    She Loved Nothing More Than To Play With His Balls. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag ...

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  • Boss - Maktus
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    Boss

    No Matter what country, the Mother of the House is ALWAYS the Boss! Mom, Mathair, Mama, Madra, Mere, Boss Mothers Day Greeting Card Designed and so...

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