Occasional Cards

Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Well done for being born many years ago! This Croc doesn't seem too excited for birthdays...but we bet your pal will love it! Inside Message: Blank...

You're A Twat! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Father Ted Heaven greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

I like you. I kill you last. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

Here he comes, hide! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Me- I got us these knee pads in case we fall down. Him- Do We even have knees?? Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with c...

A banana has 108 calories. A gin and tonic has 91 calories. Enough said.  Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white e...

She was a bit ashamed at the state of her recycling bin. One of the bottle still had some in it! ◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelop...

Wake Up, Be Fabulous, Repeat Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Being an adult is Pretty Easy greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Kebabba The Hutt greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Raining Men greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Never make eye contact when eating banana. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

Kim Long Surfing Trump Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Most magical friend patch Greeting Card. Comes with a funky iron on patch Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Inc...

What do you want for dinner? I don't care you decide. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with colour...

I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street greeting card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

8 Ball Drinking Game - Drink or dare! Shake the ball to reveal your destiny… will you be singing out loud, faking an orgasm or buying the next roun...

Got lost in the card section. This was the least crap on they had. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft en...

Yass Queen Gay Birthday Card Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

This is Awsome. Vodka Fish. Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

I Made It With My Bum Spider Square Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

My doctor says I've got acute angina Ooh the cheeky beggar. Is it the Brazilian? No, he's Australian . . . Spent most of his life in the bush appar...

Everything Happens For A Reason. Sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad choices. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a ce...

Breast Friends greeting card We've all got a Breast Friend that we go absolutely crazy with when were together...this card just proves it! Inside M...

Dude, that's the guy from IT! Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Best of 80's greeting card. Featuring Hulk Hogan, Arnie, Rocky, Ghostbusters, ET, Robocop plus many more iconic characters from TV in the 80's. Ins...

The Only Thing Gayer Than You Is Your Pet Unicorn Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Hilarious Benedict Cumberbatch Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 ...

Beach Dogs Hug Greeting Card.  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

"Mini Hippo Returns!"Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

You Sir Are A Knob Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

When you laugh so hard and a bit of pea comes out! Maybe standing a little further away when your friend opens this funny little card! Inside Messa...

Trump on Drag race greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Dogging Expert Patch Greeting Card. Comes with a funky iron-on patch. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Incl...

We don't need those, we already float, but these have cupholders. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

Gin. Its a yes from me!◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Liam is looking for some action, again!! Hilarious Liam Neeson birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craf...

Predator And Alien greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Zippy Alien greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence...'Well that didn't go as planned' Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag wit...