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Occasional greeting cards

Occasional Cards

Browse our brilliant range of greeting cards of all occasions from New Home to Sorry Your Leaving cards.
  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
    €3.95

    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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    €3.95
  • 365 Days since you fell out of a vagina - Maktus
    €3.95

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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    €3.95
  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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  • Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude - Maktus
    €3.95

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous!

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Many Years Ago - Maktus
    €3.95

    Many Years Ago

    Well done for being born many years ago! This Croc doesn't seem too excited for birthdays...but we bet your pal will love it! Inside Message: Blank...

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  • You're a Twat - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're A Twat!

    You're A Twat! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Father Ted Heaven - Maktus
    €4.00

    Father Ted Heaven

    Father Ted Heaven greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Kill you last - Maktus
    €3.95

    Kill You Last

    I like you. I kill you last. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
  • You Vile Bitch, You Fat old Cunt - Maktus
    €3.95

    You Vile Bitch, You Fat Old Cunt

    You vile bitch, you fat old cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • I got these knee pads - Maktus
    €4.00

    I Got These Knee Pads

    Me- I got us these knee pads in case we fall down. Him- Do We even have knees?? Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with c...

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  • Here he comes, hide - Maktus
    €4.00

    Here He Comes, Hide!!

    Here he comes, hide! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • A banana has 108 calories. - Maktus
    €4.00

    A Banana Has 108 Calories.

    A banana has 108 calories. A gin and tonic has 91 calories. Enough said.  Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white e...

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  • Being An Adult Is Pretty Easy - Maktus
    €3.95

    Being An Adult Is Pretty Easy

    Being an adult is Pretty Easy greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Wake up be Fabulous Repeat - Maktus
    €3.95

    Wake up be Fabulous Repeat

    Wake Up, Be Fabulous, Repeat Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Kebabba The Hutt - Maktus
    €4.00

    Kebabba The Hutt

    Kebabba The Hutt greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Awkward Star Trek Orgy - Maktus
    €4.00

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Never Make Eye Contact - Maktus
    Never Make Eye Contact - Maktus
    €4.00

    Never Make Eye Contact When Eating A Banana

    Never make eye contact when eating banana. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Raining Men - Maktus
    €4.00

    Raining Men

    Raining Men greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Kim Long Surfing Trump - Maktus
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    Kim Long Surfing Trump

    Kim Long Surfing Trump Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • You're a rude, evil, sarcastic bitch who drinks too much. - Maktus
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    You're A Rude, Evil, Sarcastic Bitch Who Drinks Too Much.

    You-You're a rude, sarcastic, evil bitch who drinks too much .Me- I Know You - We should be friends! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package ...

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  • What do you want for dinner - Maktus
    €4.00

    What Do You Want For Dinner

    What do you want for dinner? I don't care you decide. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Most magical friend patch - Maktus
    €5.95

    Most magical friend patch

    Most magical friend patch Greeting Card. Comes with a funky iron on patch Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Inc...

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  • Life is not a fairy tale. - Maktus
    Life is not a fairy tale. - Maktus
    €4.00

    Life Is Not A Fairy Tale.

    Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with colour...

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  • Party Crasher - Maktus
    €3.95

    Party Crasher

    Pampered Pooch Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Glow worm - Maktus
    €4.00

    Glow Worm

    I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Bert & Ernie - Maktus
    €4.00

    Bert & Ernie

    Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street greeting card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Got lost in the card section. This was the least crap  one they had. - Maktus
    Got lost in the card section. This was the least crap  one they had. - Maktus
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    Got Lost In The Car Section. This Was The Least Crap One They Had.

    Got lost in the card section. This was the least crap on they had. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft en...

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  • 8 Ball Drinking Game - Maktus
    8 Ball Drinking Game - Maktus
    €8.00

    8 Ball Drinking Game

    8 Ball Drinking Game - Drink or dare! Shake the ball to reveal your destiny… will you be singing out loud, faking an orgasm or buying the next roun...

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    €8.00
  • Male Stripper - Maktus
    €3.95

    Male Stripper

    Male stripper causes stir. I nearly had a stroke admits fan, but I couldn't reach. ◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Q...

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  • YASSS QUEEN GAY BIRTHDAY CARD - Maktus
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    YASSS QUEEN GAY BIRTHDAY CARD

    Yass Queen Gay Birthday Card Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • This is awesome. Vodka Fish - Maktus
    €3.95

    This is awesome. Vodka Fish

    This is Awsome. Vodka Fish. Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Everything happens for a reason - Maktus
    €4.00

    Everything Happens For A Reason

    Everything Happens For A Reason. Sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad choices. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a ce...

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  • I Made It With My Bum Spider Square - Maktus
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    I Made It With My Bum Spider Square

    I Made It With My Bum Spider Square Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Two Ladies On Doorstep Acute Angina - Maktus
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    Two Ladies On Doorstep Acute Angina

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Breast Friends - Maktus
    €3.95

    Breast Friends

    Breast Friends greeting card We've all got a Breast Friend that we go absolutely crazy with when were together...this card just proves it! Inside M...

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  • Dude, that's the guy from IT! - Maktus
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    Dude, that's the guy from IT!

    Dude, that's the guy from IT! Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Science Fact Card - Maktus
    Science Fact Card - Maktus
    €4.00

    Science Fact Card

    Science fact. People with more birthdays tend to live longer. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Best of 80s - Maktus
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    Best Of 80's

    Best of 80's greeting card. Featuring Hulk Hogan, Arnie, Rocky, Ghostbusters, ET, Robocop plus many more iconic characters from TV in the 80's. Ins...

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  • Unicorn - Maktus
    €3.95

    Unicorn

    The Only Thing Gayer Than You Is Your Pet Unicorn Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Benedict Cumberpatch - Maktus
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    Benedict Cumberpatch

    Hilarious Benedict Cumberbatch Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 ...

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  • Beach Dogs Hug - Maktus
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    Beach Dogs Hug

    Beach Dogs Hug Greeting Card.  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Mini hippo - Maktus
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    Mini Hippo

    "Mini Hippo Returns!"Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • You sir are a Knob - Maktus
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    You Sir Are A Knob

    You Sir Are A Knob Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Little Pea - Maktus
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    Little Pea

    When you laugh so hard and a bit of pea comes out! Maybe standing a little further away when your friend opens this funny little card! Inside Messa...

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  • Dogging expert patch - Maktus
    €5.95

    Dogging expert patch

    Dogging Expert Patch Greeting Card. Comes with a funky iron-on patch. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Incl...

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  • Trump on Drag Race - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Trump on Drag Race

    Trump on Drag race greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • We don't need those we already float - Maktus
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    We Don't Need Those We Already Float

    We don't need those, we already float, but these have cupholders. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Gin. - Maktus
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    Gin.

    Gin. Its a yes from me!◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00