Occasional Cards

'New Home Ribbon' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. 150mm...

Life was tough for Terry the two-tentacled jellyfish◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

If 2020 has taught us anything it's that cards can really raise a smile much more than an email ever could. So here's the perfect birthday card for...

You Look Like Shit, Dave.◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

'You Did it' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. 150mm x 15...

Father Ted Heaven greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Well done for being born many years ago! This Croc doesn't seem too excited for birthdays...but we bet your pal will love it! Inside Message: Blank...

You're A Twat! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

I like you. I kill you last. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

Here he comes, hide! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Wake Up, Be Fabulous, Repeat Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Kebabba The Hutt greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Raining Men greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Kim Long Surfing Trump Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

This is Awsome. Vodka Fish. Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

I Made It With My Bum Spider Square Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Breast Friends greeting card We've all got a Breast Friend that we go absolutely crazy with when were together...this card just proves it! Inside M...

Best of 80's greeting card. Featuring Hulk Hogan, Arnie, Rocky, Ghostbusters, ET, Robocop plus many more iconic characters from TV in the 80's. Ins...

Gin. Its a yes from me!◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Liam is looking for some action, again!! Hilarious Liam Neeson birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craf...

She tried to make homemade hand sanitiser, but it kept coming out as Gin and Tonic. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Indiv...

Hilarious Dolly Parton birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6...

Who the fuck invited keith? Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Recipe For 2020: 1 cup of cluster. 2 cups of Fuck. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag w...

Why The Long Face? Give me some beer you cunt. Horse in bar illustration  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a yello...

You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree Or A High Class Prostitute...show us a more hilarious card!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ C...

While she could still party like a total legend, it would appear that she couldn't quite recover like one. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC ...

Bad news is the hamsters dead. Good news is that it's soft, clean and smells like a spring meadow. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 ...

Hoping your first word would be mummy card This is the perfect card to brighten someone's day, who wouldn't laugh when they open it? Inside Message...

I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Blank inside, the saying on this card is, "Born sweet...fuck knows what happened." Darling Divas combines the talents of Irish designer Clare Jorda...

All the Gear, no idea. PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE SIZE: 150x150mm CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

'In a crisis, any hour is cocktail hour'... she said, while drinking her 5th Quarantini at 11.30am. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredi...

People say she acted like she didn't give a fuck....it wasn't an act. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packag...

I'm Game If You Are... Blank inside, 150x150mm, printed on heavyweight board, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

You're Only Rapid Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range o...

I Kinda Like You...A Lot. Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included. ◙ Foil Lettering◙ Quick Dispatch!

Hobbies are important when you retire. Their Hobby was wine. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a c...

Thanks for putting up with my shit- Pope Francis greeting card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Light grey Envelope Included.◙ Q...

I'm afraid there's no cure for being a little dickhead.. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick ...

Marriage...The art of knowing when to shut the fuck up! Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello ...

Thank Ewe!◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!