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Occasional greeting cards

Occasional Cards

Browse our brilliant range of greeting cards of all occasions from New Home to Sorry Your Leaving cards.
  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
    €3.95

    Shove it up your arse

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • 365 Days since you fell out of a vagina - Maktus
    €3.95

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude - Maktus
    €3.95

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • You're a Twat - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're a Twat

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • You Vile Bitch, You Fat old Cunt - Maktus
    €3.95

    You Vile Bitch, You Fat old Cunt

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Father Ted Heaven - Maktus
    €4.00

    Father Ted Heaven

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Wake up be Fabulous Repeat - Maktus
    €3.95

    Wake up be Fabulous Repeat

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Being An Adult Is Pretty Easy - Maktus
    €3.95

    Being An Adult Is Pretty Easy

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Kebabba The Hutt - Maktus
    €4.00

    Kebabba The Hutt

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Awkward Star Trek Orgy - Maktus
    €4.00

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Raining Men - Maktus
    €4.00

    Raining Men

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • You're a rude, evil, sarcastic bitch who drinks too much. - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're a rude, evil, sarcastic bitch who drinks too much.

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Party Crasher - Maktus
    €3.95

    Party Crasher

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Kim Long Surfing Trump - Maktus
    €4.00

    Kim Long Surfing Trump

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Male Stripper - Maktus
    €3.95

    Male Stripper

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Bert & Ernie - Maktus
    €4.00

    Bert & Ernie

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • YASSS QUEEN GAY BIRTHDAY CARD - Maktus
    €3.95

    YASSS QUEEN GAY BIRTHDAY CARD

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Two Ladies On Doorstep Acute Angina - Maktus
    €3.95

    Two Ladies On Doorstep Acute Angina

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Most magical friend patch - Maktus
    €5.95

    Most magical friend patch

    Blank inside, embroidered iron-on patch, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €5.95
  • This is awesome. Vodka Fish - Maktus
    €3.95

    This is awesome. Vodka Fish

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • I Made It With My Bum Spider Square - Maktus
    €3.95

    I Made It With My Bum Spider Square

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Dude, that's the guy from IT! - Maktus
    €3.95

    Dude, that's the guy from IT!

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Unicorn - Maktus
    €3.95

    Unicorn

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Beach Dogs Hug - Maktus
    €3.95

    Beach Dogs Hug

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • You sir are a Knob - Maktus
    €3.95

    You sir are a Knob

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • SHARKASM - Maktus
    €3.95

    SHARKASM

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Best of 80s - Maktus
    €4.00

    Best of 80s

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Gin. - Maktus
    €4.00

    Gin.

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • The Muppets - Maktus
    €4.00

    Zippy Alien

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Just a Note (Navy) - Maktus
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    €3.95

    Just a Note (Navy)

    Irish designed cards. 120mm x120mm, blank inside, brown craft envelope

    €3.95
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  • You say Unicorn - Maktus
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    €3.95

    You say Unicorn

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €3.95
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  • Breast Friends - Maktus
    €3.95

    Breast Friends

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown envelope

    €3.95
  • Benedict Cumberpatch - Maktus
    €4.00

    Benedict Cumberpatch

    A6 greeting card printed on high-quality 320gsm ‘Modigliani Candido’ card. Each card comes with a blue envelope, and sealed in a cellophane bag.

    €4.00
  • Fill the world with sunshine - Maktus
    €4.00

    Fill the world with sunshine

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Little Pea - Maktus
    €3.95

    Little Pea

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown envelope

    €3.95
  • Predator and Alien - Maktus
    €4.00

    Predator and Alien

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Dogging expert patch - Maktus
    €5.95

    Dogging expert patch

    Blank inside, embroidered iron-on patch, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €5.95
  • 8 Ball Drinking Game - Maktus
    8 Ball Drinking Game - Maktus
    €8.00

    8 Ball Drinking Game

    8 Ball Drinking Game - Drink or dare! Shake the ball to reveal your destiny… will you be singing out loud, faking an orgasm or buying the next roun...

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    €8.00
  • Smeagol - Maktus
    €4.00

    Smeagol

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Blues Bros - Pet Rocks - Maktus
    €3.95

    Blues Bros - Pet Rocks

    Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Trump on Drag Race - Maktus
    €4.00

    Trump on Drag Race

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Life Goalz - Maktus
    Sold out
    €3.95

    Life Goalz

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
    Sold out
  • Happy Wine Appreciation Day! - Maktus
    €3.95

    Happy Wine Appreciation Day!

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Harry Trotter - Maktus
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    €3.95

    Harry Trotter

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
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  • Postman Bad - Maktus
    €4.00

    Postman Bad

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Liam Need Some - Maktus
    €4.00

    Liam Needs Some

    Liam is looking for some action, again!! A6 greeting card printed on high-quality 320gsm ‘Modigliani Candido’ card, Each card comes with a blue env...

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    €4.00
  • Long Thyme - Maktus
    €3.95

    Long Thyme

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown envelope

    €3.95
  • Tory Squat Party - Maktus
    €4.00

    Tory Squat Party

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00