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Also open for instore collections, Monday, Wednesday and Friday 12-4pm
Also open for instore collections, Monday, Wednesday and Friday 12-4pm
Occasional greeting cards

Occasional Cards

Browse our brilliant range of greeting cards of all occasions from New Home to Sorry Your Leaving cards.
  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
    €3.95

    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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    €3.95
  • 365 Days since you fell out of a vagina - Maktus
    €3.95

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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    €3.95
  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    €4.00

    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude - Maktus
    €3.95

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous!

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • You're a Twat - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're A Twat!

    You're A Twat! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Kill you last - Maktus
    €3.95

    Kill You Last

    I like you. I kill you last. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
  • Father Ted Heaven - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Father Ted Heaven

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
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  • I got these knee pads - Maktus
    €4.00

    I Got These Knee Pads

    Me- I got us these knee pads in case we fall down. Him- Do We even have knees?? Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with c...

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    €4.00
  • You Vile Bitch, You Fat old Cunt - Maktus
    €3.95

    You Vile Bitch, You Fat Old Cunt

    You vile bitch, you fat old cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Here he comes, hide - Maktus
    €4.00

    Here He Comes, Hide!!

    Here he comes, hide! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Being An Adult Is Pretty Easy - Maktus
    €3.95

    Being An Adult Is Pretty Easy

    Being an adult is Pretty Easy greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • A banana has 108 calories. - Maktus
    €4.00

    A Banana Has 108 Calories.

    A banana has 108 calories. A gin and tonic has 91 calories. Enough said.  Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white e...

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    €4.00
  • Wake up be Fabulous Repeat - Maktus
    €3.95

    Wake up be Fabulous Repeat

    Wake Up, Be Fabulous, Repeat Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Kebabba The Hutt - Maktus
    €4.00

    Kebabba The Hutt

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Awkward Star Trek Orgy - Maktus
    €4.00

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Never Make Eye Contact - Maktus
    Never Make Eye Contact - Maktus
    €4.00

    Never Make Eye Contact When Eating A Banana

    Never make eye contact when eating banana. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Raining Men - Maktus
    €4.00

    Raining Men

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • What do you want for dinner - Maktus
    €4.00

    What Do You Want For Dinner

    What do you want for dinner? I don't care you decide. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • You're a rude, evil, sarcastic bitch who drinks too much. - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're A Rude, Evil, Sarcastic Bitch Who Drinks Too Much.

    You-You're a rude, sarcastic, evil bitch who drinks too much .Me- I Know You - We should be friends! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package ...

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    €3.95
  • Life is not a fairy tale. - Maktus
    Life is not a fairy tale. - Maktus
    €4.00

    Life Is Not A Fairy Tale.

    Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with colour...

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    €4.00
  • Party Crasher - Maktus
    €3.95

    Party Crasher

    Pampered Pooch Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Most magical friend patch - Maktus
    €5.95

    Most magical friend patch

    Most magical friend patch Greeting Card. Comes with a funky iron on patch Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Inc...

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    €5.95
  • Glow worm - Maktus
    €4.00

    Glow Worm

    I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Kim Long Surfing Trump - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Kim Long Surfing Trump

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
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  • Bert & Ernie - Maktus
    €4.00

    Bert & Ernie

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Got lost in the card section. This was the least crap  one they had. - Maktus
    Got lost in the card section. This was the least crap  one they had. - Maktus
    €4.00

    Got Lost In The Car Section. This Was The Least Crap One They Had.

    Got lost in the card section. This was the least crap on they had. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft en...

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    €4.00
  • Male Stripper - Maktus
    €3.95

    Male Stripper

    Male stripper causes stir. I nearly had a stroke admits fan, but I couldn't reach. ◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Q...

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    €3.95
  • YASSS QUEEN GAY BIRTHDAY CARD - Maktus
    €3.95

    YASSS QUEEN GAY BIRTHDAY CARD

    Yass Queen Gay Birthday Card Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Two Ladies On Doorstep Acute Angina - Maktus
    €3.95

    Two Ladies On Doorstep Acute Angina

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Everything happens for a reason - Maktus
    €4.00

    Everything Happens For A Reason

    Everything Happens For A Reason. Sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad choices. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a ce...

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    €4.00
  • This is awesome. Vodka Fish - Maktus
    €3.95

    This is awesome. Vodka Fish

    This is Awsome. Vodka Fish. Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • I Made It With My Bum Spider Square - Maktus
    €3.95

    I Made It With My Bum Spider Square

    I Made It With My Bum Spider Square Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Dude, that's the guy from IT! - Maktus
    €3.95

    Dude, that's the guy from IT!

    Dude, that's the guy from IT! Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Science Fact Card - Maktus
    Science Fact Card - Maktus
    €4.00

    Science Fact Card

    Science fact. People with more birthdays tend to live longer. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Breast Friends - Maktus
    €3.95

    Breast Friends

    We've all got a Breast Friend that we go absolutely crazy with when were together...this card just proves it! Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually...

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    €3.95
  • Beach Dogs Hug - Maktus
    €3.95

    Beach Dogs Hug

    Beach Dogs Hug Greeting Card.  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Unicorn - Maktus
    €3.95

    Unicorn

    The Only Thing Gayer Than You Is Your Pet Unicorn Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Best of 80s - Maktus
    €4.00

    Best of 80s

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Mini hippo - Maktus
    €3.95

    Mini Hippo

    "Mini Hippo Returns!"Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • SHARKASM - Maktus
    €3.95

    SHARKASM

    Sharkasm Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • You sir are a Knob - Maktus
    €3.95

    You Sir Are A Knob

    You Sir Are A Knob Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Benedict Cumberpatch - Maktus
    €4.00

    Benedict Cumberpatch

    Hilarious Benedict Cumberbatch Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 ...

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    €4.00
  • 8 Ball Drinking Game - Maktus
    8 Ball Drinking Game - Maktus
    €8.00

    8 Ball Drinking Game

    8 Ball Drinking Game - Drink or dare! Shake the ball to reveal your destiny… will you be singing out loud, faking an orgasm or buying the next roun...

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    €8.00
  • Little Pea - Maktus
    €3.95

    Little Pea

    Maybeee standing a little further away when your friend opens this funny little card! Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag ...

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    €3.95
  • We don't need those we already float - Maktus
    €4.00

    We Don't Need Those We Already Float

    We don't need those, we already float, but these have cupholders. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Gin. - Maktus
    €4.00

    Gin.

    Gin. Its a yes from me!◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Dogging expert patch - Maktus
    €5.95

    Dogging expert patch

    Dogging Expert Patch Greeting Card. Comes with a funky iron-on patch. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Incl...

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    €5.95
  • Predator and Alien - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Predator and Alien

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
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