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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Rude greeting cards

Rude & Offensive Greeting Cards

Chuckles guaranteed! Check out our collection of the rudest and most hilarious greeting cards out there, but be warned they are not for the faint-hearted!
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    Wishing You Love & Hap-penis

    Congrats On Your Wedding, Wishing You Love & Hap-penis Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Di...

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    €4.00
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    Happy Birthday To My Favorite Bitch

    Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bitch Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Bl...

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    €4.00
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    Birthday Bitch

    Wish Happy Birthday to your Birthday Bitch Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x15...

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    €4.00
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    I Fucking Love You

    I Fuckin Love You Card illustrated and desgned by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus studio  

    €4.00
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    It's Birthday Time!

    it's birthday time. Now let's get fuckin' shitfaced! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensio...

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    €4.00
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    Cute Hoor Greeting Card

    You Cute Hoor ye! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Ivory envelope incl...

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    €4.00
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    You're The Shit

    You're the shit! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Ivory envelope incl...

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    €4.00
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    Damn You Is Motherfuckin Old

    Damn you is motherfuckin old! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Ivory ...

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    €4.00
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    Happy Birthday Langer

    Happy birthday langer! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Ivory envelop...

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    €2.00
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    If You Were Milk I'd Smell You First

    ''Look i'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk i'd smell you first.'' Card designed by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150mm x 150mm Blank in...

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    €4.00

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