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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Rude greeting cards

Rude & Offensive Greeting Cards

Chuckles guaranteed! Check out our collection of the rudest and most hilarious greeting cards out there, but be warned they are not for the faint-hearted!
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    Throttle A Chicken

    Slow steady strokes Penelope, you're not trying to throttle a chicken here. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelop...

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    Terry The Jellyfish

    Life was tough for Terry the two-tentacled jellyfish◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • You Vile Bitch, You Fat old Cunt - Maktus
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    You Vile Bitch, You Fat Old Cunt

    You vile bitch, you fat old cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Sniff It Barry, It's Not Marmite

    Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Moody cunt card - Maktus
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    Moody cunt card

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Awkward Star Trek Orgy - Maktus
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    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Sorry It's Fucking Rubbish!

    Here's your birthday card. I'm gonna spill my sacks! Sorry It's Fucking Rubbish!◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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  • Cup of shut the fuck up - Maktus
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    Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up

    How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope  

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  • Fuck You Cat - Maktus
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    Fuck You Cat

    Fuck You Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Play With His Balls

    She Loved Nothing More Than To Play With His Balls. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag ...

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  • See this cat - Maktus
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    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • To a special cunt - Maktus
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    To A Special Cunt

    To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad - Maktus
    Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad - Maktus
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    Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad

    Ur mum shagged ur dad. If you ask me I think its sick we're celebrating this. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with bro...

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    Why The Long Face?

    Why The Long Face? Give me some beer you cunt. Horse in bar illustration  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a yello...

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    You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree

    You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree Or A High Class Prostitute...show us a more hilarious card!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ C...

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  • Help The Fanny - Maktus
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    Help The Fanny

    Help the fanny reach climax Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 180 mm x 125mm◙ Coloured Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won? - Maktus
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    Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won?

    Seriously ? You Were The Sperm That Won Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greet...

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  • Shut the fuck up - Maktus
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    Shut The Fuck Up

    Well Done! Now Shut The Fuck Up About It Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gree...

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    Get My Hand On Your Meat

    I wanna get my hands on your meat! Who doesn't love a nice bit of salami, frankfurter and bologna sausage? Well if you're as hungry for some meat a...

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    Fathers Day Fucking Kids

    Fathers Day Fucking Kids Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Birthday Poo

    Birthday Poo Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 140 mm x 140 mm◙ Orange Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Still A Cock - Maktus
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    Still A Cock

    Happy Birthday. Sadly You're No Longer A Spring Chicken But You Are Still A Cock Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    Cock In A Box

    From a secret admirer.....cock in a box Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Ya Big Tick

    Happy Birthday Ya Big Tick Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. De...

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    You Look Like Shit

    You Look Like Shit, Dave.◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    How To Be A Happier Person Children Bin

    Does it spark joy? Nope? Ok in the bin it goes then. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105mm◙ Bright Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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    Fan Fucking Tastic!

      Illustrated by Katie Abey Card dimensions: 105 x 148mm (A6). Packed with a brown fleck envelope.Standard letter post.Blank inside.

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    Shit Fuck Damn Sorry!

    Shit Fuck Damn Sorry! Illustrated by Bench Pressed.Lovingly letterpressed at 1973 HQ using a 1962 Heidelberg Windmill Platen on luxurious recycled ...

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    Licking his balls

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

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    Knickers

    Blank inside 175x125mm on an FSC certified uncoated board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    HRT

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Loved A Good Fart

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • 17 Million - Maktus
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    17 Million Birthday Card

    You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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    Leo Picks you something Special

    This year I thought I'd pick you something very special- Leo Varadkar. Join Leo and the boys for some partying and boozing!! Designed in store  The...

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    Cake and Cock Greeting Card

    I hope Your Birthday is Filled With Love Laughter and Co - Hey! You knew what I meant! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mes...

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    Inner Peace Greeting Card

    'The quest for inner peace begins with these 4 magical words... ...not my f*cking problem'' Blank inside, 150 x150mm, Printed on FSC accredited bo...

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