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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
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    Music To My Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...

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  • The End - Maktus
    The End - Maktus
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    The End

    And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with c...

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  • To Do List, give card to idiot - Maktus
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    To Do List, Give Card To Idiot

    To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
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    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.50
  • Awesome - Maktus
    Awesome - Maktus
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    Awesome

    You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
    This is going to look Rubbish... - Maktus
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    This is going to look Rubbish...

    This is going to look rubbish next to your other cards sorry Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
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    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.50
  • Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad - Maktus
    Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad - Maktus
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    Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad

    Ur mum shagged ur dad. If you ask me I think its sick we're celebrating this. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with bro...

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  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
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    Appropriate Time

    If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...

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  • Magnificent bastard - Maktus
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    Magnificent bastard

    Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • La Breithe Shona Duit - Maktus
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    La Breithe Shona Duit

    La Breithe Shona Duit Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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  • Wine is also red- Poem - Maktus
    Wine is also red- Poem - Maktus
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    Wine Is Also Red- Poem

    Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.50
  • Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
    Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
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    Dad I'm Pregnant

    Dad I'm pregnant. Shit, wait, wrong card, sorry about that, happy birthday. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown...

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  • I'll always think of you as someone older - Maktus
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    I'll always think of you as someone older

    I'll always think of you as someone older Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Di...

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  • You're My Weirdo - Maktus
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    You're My Weirdo

    You're My Wierdo Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Fella - its hard to find a partner - Maktus
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    Fella - Its Hard To Find A Partner

    It's hard to find a partner who is funny, sexy, and smart. You're one lucky fella! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag wit...

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  • Profanities - Maktus
    Profanities - Maktus
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    Profanities

    I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly...Like a fucking lady. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with colour...

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  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
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    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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  • It's remarkable how long - Maktus
    It's remarkable how long - Maktus
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    It's Remarkable How Long

    It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Onwards - Chin Up - Maktus
    Onwards - Chin Up - Maktus
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    Onwards - Chin Up

    Chin Up. Tits out. Onwards. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Seven Billion Red - Maktus
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    7 Billion Red Foiled Card

    7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.50
  • Well Done Dad - Maktus
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    Well Done Dad

    Well Done Dad Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • 17 Million - Maktus
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    17 Million Birthday Card

    You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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    €4.00
  • Nine Wine Wine - Maktus
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    Nine Wine Wine

    Wine call!!! Its Your Birthday, Somebody Call Nine Wine Wine Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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  • Maith an Cailin - Maktus
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    Maith An Cailin

    Maith An Cailin Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: ...

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  • Condolences - Maktus
    Condolences - Maktus
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    Condolences

    Congratulations on the birth of your baby. My condolences to your vagina at this difficult time. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a...

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    Big Birthday Gobshite

    Big Birthday Gobshite Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious ran...

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    €4.00
  • Come Here To Me - Maktus
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    C'mere Here To Me

    C'Mere To Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • Cool mums cool kids - Maktus
    Cool mums cool kids - Maktus
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    Cool Mums Cool Kids

    Cool mums have cool kids. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.50
  • Xmas To Do - Maktus
    Xmas To Do - Maktus
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    Xmas To Do

    To Do - Give Christmas card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Ah Sure Look - Maktus
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    Ah Sure Look It Card

    Ah Sure Look It  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown ...

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    We'll Miss You-Fuckin Traitor

    We'll Miss You...Fuckin Traitor Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting card...

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    €4.00
  • Merry Christmas Mum and Dad - Maktus
    Merry Christmas Mum and Dad - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas Mum and Dad

    Merry Christmas Mum And Dad! From Your Least Disappointing Child. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.50
  • New House - Maktus
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    New House

    Congrats On Being Broke/New House Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 250 m...

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  • Happy Birthday You Dont Look A Day Over Fabulous - Maktus
    Happy Birthday You Dont Look A Day Over Fabulous - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous

    Happy birthday, You Don't Look a day over fabulous! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.50
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  • Forget about the... - Maktus
    Forget about the... - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Forget About The...

    Forget about the past, it can't be changed. Forget about the future you cannot predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one. Blank in...

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