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Valentines card range

Valentine Cards

The mushiest selection of Valentine's cards to tell that special person how you feel in the funniest or sweetest way possible.
  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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    €3.80
  • €4.00

    Cut Out Heart Valentine

    Be My Valentine. Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • €4.00

    So Glad

    I'm So Glad You Decided You Couldn't Do Better Than Me. Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included. ◙ Soft ...

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    €4.00
  • Andre The Giant Valentines - Maktus
    €3.80

    Andre The Giant Valentines- You're my crush

    Andre The Giant - You're My Crush Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, ...

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    €3.80
  • €4.00

    Burn With

    There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With. Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included. ◙ Soft Touch ...

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    €4.00
  • €3.85

    Be My Quarantine

    Will you be my Quarantine? Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Pink Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.85
  • Awesome - Maktus
    Awesome - Maktus
    €4.00

    Awesome

    You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Mother Teresa VALENTINES - Maktus
    €3.80

    Mother Teresa VALENTINES

    Mother Teresa -I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dime...

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    €3.80
  • You're Juan in a million - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're Juan In A Million

    You're juan in a million. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
  • €3.85

    Happy Valentines from your Favourite Lad!

    Happy Valentines from your Favourite Lad! Say it with flowers, delivered by your Favourite Romantic Lad! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art depar...

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    €3.85
  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
    €4.00

    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
  • I bleedin love ya - Maktus
    €3.80

    I Bleedin Love Ya

    Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. I Bleedin Love Ya Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    €3.80
  • Kim Jong Un VALENTINES - Maktus
    €3.80

    Kim Jong Un VALENTINES

    You Had Me At Herron - Kim Jong Un Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 ...

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    €3.80
  • Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away - Maktus
    €4.00

    Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

    €4.00
  • You're such a weirdo - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're such a weirdo

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Hot Stuff - Maktus
    €3.80

    Hot Stuff

    Smokin Hot Card from Maktus Hot Stuff Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170mm x 12...

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    €3.80
  • You my sidekick for life - Maktus
    €3.95

    You My Sidekick For Life

    You my sidekick for life Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
  • You'll do - Maktus
    You'll do - Maktus
    €4.00

    You'll Do

    You'll Do. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Your Face. I Like That Shit. - Maktus
    €3.95

    Your Face. I Like That Shit.

    Your Face. I like that shit Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • €3.85

    Head To-Matoes

    Funny and cute Irish greeting cards with tomatoes. I Love You From Ma Head To Ma Toes! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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    €3.85
  • You my Significant Otter - Maktus
    €3.95

    You my Significant Otter

    You My Significant otter. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
  • Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    €3.85

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ C...

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    €3.85
  • Butterflies and Boners VALENTINES - Maktus
    €3.80

    Butterflies and Boners VALENTINES

    You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Valentines Day Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check ou...

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    €3.80
  • Not Bored Yet - Maktus
    €3.95

    Not Bored Yet

    Not Bored yet Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 150mm◙Red And White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Boris Valentine - Maktus
    €3.80

    Boris BJ Valentine Card

    You asked for a BJ so here is your BJ! Here's Your Birthday BJ Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llustrated b...

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    €3.80
  • Charlie Hottie Card - Maktus
    €4.00

    Charlie Hottie Card

    Check out our amazing Charlie Haughey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • I Still Remember The Day We Met - Maktus
    €3.95

    I Still Remember The Day We Met

    I Still Remember The Day We Met Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
    €3.80

    Your Mickey Is My Favourite

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis)  Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...

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    €3.80
  • Drug Of Choice - Maktus
    €4.00

    Drug Of Choice

    Blank inside, letterpress cards,140x110mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • You're the Shit - Maktus
    €4.00

    You're the Shit

    You're the shit. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €4.00
  • €3.85

    Yoda Best Baby!

    Yoda Best Baby Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Cutie Pie  Range of greeting cards. Des...

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    €3.85
  • You're My Weirdo - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're My Weirdo

    You're My Wierdo Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Fancy a Rattle - Maktus
    €3.80

    Fancy A Rattle

    Fancy A Rattle ? Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm (Regular)◙ Pink...

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    €3.80
  • You're My hero - Maktus
    €4.00

    You're My hero

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

    €4.00
  • Is your name magherita - Maktus
    €3.95

    Is Your Name Magherita? Because I wanna Pizza Dat Ass

    Is your name Margherita? Because I wanna pizza dat ass.Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Fella - its hard to find a partner - Maktus
    €4.00

    Fella - Its Hard To Find A Partner

    It's hard to find a partner who is funny, sexy, and smart. You're one lucky fella! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag wit...

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    €4.00
  • Lucky To Have You - Maktus
    €4.00

    Lucky To Have You

    Lucky To Have You Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ Sil...

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    €4.00
  • €3.95

    Best Girlfriend Ever

    Best Girlfriend Ever Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • €3.80

    I Heard You Were Really Into Me

    I Heard You Were Really Into Me Greeting Card Nothing says I love you like a bit of horsin' around! Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan...

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    €3.80
  • Seven Billion Red - Maktus
    €4.00

    Seven Billion Red

    7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • For a Special Lady Card-Modern toss - Maktus
    €3.95

    For a Special Lady

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Borat VDAY Card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Borat VDAY Card

    Borat knows how to turn da ladies on. Lets Make Sexy Time  Valentines Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llust...

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    €3.80
  • Liam Need Some - Maktus
    €4.00

    Liam Needs Some

    Liam is looking for some action, again!! Hilarious Liam Neeson birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craf...

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    €4.00
  • If Anyone Ever Hurt You - Maktus
    €3.95

    If Anyone Ever Hurt You

    If Anyone Ever Hurts You, I Will Cut Them.Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    €3.85

    Stalin Quote- Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear

    Stalin Quote- Why do Birds Suddenly Appear, Everytime You Are Near? Just Like Me They Long To Be Close To You .. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus a...

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    €3.85
  • Ghandi VALENTINES - Maktus
    €3.80

    Ghandi VALENTINES

    Ghandi- If You Were A Vegetable, You Would Be A Cute- Cumber Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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    €3.80
  • Liam Valentines - Maktus
    €3.80

    Liam Valentines

    Mad'fer ye!! When love and romance Liam Gallagher formally of Oasis springs to mind, ok so we lied, but if he did he'd say this. Mad F'er Ye Valent...

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    €3.80
  • Bananas for You - Maktus
    €3.80

    Bananas for You

    Bananas For You Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of ...

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    €3.80