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Valentines card range

Valentine Cards

The mushiest selection of Valentine's cards to tell that special person how you feel in the funniest or sweetest way possible.
  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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    Be My Quarantine

    Will you be my Quarantine? Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Pink Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.85
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  • Awesome - Maktus
    Awesome - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Awesome

    You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Mother Teresa VALENTINES - Maktus
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    Mother Teresa VALENTINES

    Mother Teresa -I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny...

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  • You're Juan in a million - Maktus
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    You're Juan In A Million

    You're juan in a million. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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    Happy Valentines from your Favourite Lad!

    Happy Valentines from your Favourite Lad! Say it with flowers, delivered by your Favourite Romantic Lad! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish desi...

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  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
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    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • I bleedin love ya - Maktus
    €3.80

    I Bleedin Love Ya

    Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. I Bleedin Love Ya Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birth...

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  • Kim Jong Un VALENTINES - Maktus
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    Kim Jong Un VALENTINES

    You Had Me At Herron - Kim Jong Un Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary ca...

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  • Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away - Maktus
    €4.00

    Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

    €4.00
  • Elephant Heart - Maktus
    €3.50

    Elephant Heart

    Blank inside, 170x140mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope.

    €3.50
  • You're such a weirdo - Maktus
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    You're such a weirdo

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Hot Stuff - Maktus
    €3.80

    Hot Stuff

    Smokin Hot Card from Maktus Hot Stuff Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary...

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  • You my sidekick for life - Maktus
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    You My Sidekick For Life

    You my sidekick for life Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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  • You'll do - Maktus
    You'll do - Maktus
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    €4.00

    You'll Do

    You'll Do. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Your Face. I Like That Shit. - Maktus
    €3.95

    Your Face. I Like That Shit.

    Your Face. I like that shit Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Head To-Matoes

    Funny and cute Irish greeting cards with tomatoes. I Love You From Ma Head To Ma Toes! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed...

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  • You my Significant Otter - Maktus
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    You my Significant Otter

    You My Significant otter. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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  • Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    €3.85

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Valentines ...

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  • Butterflies and Boners VALENTINES - Maktus
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    Butterflies and Boners VALENTINES

    You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Valentines Day Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check ou...

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  • Perfect Pair - Maktus
    €3.95

    Perfect Pair

    "Perfect Pair!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • You are pretty fucking awesome - Maktus
    €4.00

    You Are Pretty Fucking Awesome

    You are pretty fucking awesome. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €4.00
  • Not Bored Yet - Maktus
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    Not Bored Yet

    Not Bored yet Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 150mm◙Red And White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Boris Valentine - Maktus
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    Boris BJ Valentine Card

    You asked for a BJ so here is your BJ! Here's Your Birthday BJ Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llustrated b...

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  • Charlie Hottie Card - Maktus
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    Charlie Hottie Card

    Check out our amazing Charlie Haughey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Love You Long Time (White) - Maktus
    €3.95

    Love You Long Time (White)

    Love you long time.Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • I Still Remember The Day We Met - Maktus
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    I Still Remember The Day We Met

    I Still Remember The Day We Met Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • You & Me Until the End - Maktus
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    You & Me Until The End

    You and me until the end  Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
    €3.80

    Your Mickey Is My Favourite

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis)  Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...

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  • You're the Shit - Maktus
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    You're the Shit

    You're the shit. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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    Yoda Best Baby!

    Yoda Best Baby Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Cutie Pie  Range of greeting cards. Des...

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  • You're My Weirdo - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're My Weirdo

    You're My Wierdo Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Fancy a Rattle - Maktus
    €3.80

    Fancy A Rattle

    Fancy A Rattle ? Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Valentines Day...

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  • The One For Me - Maktus
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    The One For Me

    The One For Me Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • You're My hero - Maktus
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    You're My hero

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

    €4.00
  • Is your name magherita - Maktus
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    Is Your Name Magherita? Because I wanna Pizza Dat Ass

    Is your name Margherita? Because I wanna pizza dat ass.Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Putting up with my shit - Maktus
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    Putting Up With My Shit

    Putting Up with my shit. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Fella - its hard to find a partner - Maktus
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    Fella - Its Hard To Find A Partner

    It's hard to find a partner who is funny, sexy, and smart. You're one lucky fella! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag wit...

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  • Lucky To Have You - Maktus
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    Lucky To Have You

    Lucky To Have You Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Valentines Da...

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    Best Girlfriend Ever

    Best Girlfriend Ever Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    I Heard You Were Really Into Me

    I Heard You Were Really Into Me Greeting Card Nothing says I love you like a bit of horsin' around! Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan...

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  • Seven Billion Red - Maktus
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    Seven Billion Red

    7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • For a Special Lady Card-Modern toss - Maktus
    €3.95

    For a Special Lady

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Borat VDAY Card - Maktus
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    €3.80

    Borat VDAY Card

    Borat knows how to turn da ladies on. Lets Make Sexy Time  Valentines Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llust...

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  • Liam Need Some - Maktus
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    Liam Needs Some

    Liam is looking for some action, again!! Hilarious Liam Neeson birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craf...

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  • If Anyone Ever Hurt You - Maktus
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    If Anyone Ever Hurt You

    If Anyone Ever Hurts You, I Will Cut Them.Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    €3.85

    Stalin Quote- Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear

    Stalin Quote- Why do Birds Suddenly Appear, Everytime You Are Near? Just Like Me They Long To Be Close To You .. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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  • Taller on Tinder - Maktus
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    Taller On Tinder

    You looked taller on tinder. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95