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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Valentines card range

Valentine Cards

The mushiest selection of Valentine's cards to tell that special person how you feel in the funniest or sweetest way possible.
  • Top 5 - Maktus
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    Top 5

    You made it, lucky you. Youre in me top five mots (girlfriends)! You're In Me Top 5 Mots Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish desig...

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  • You're The Coolest Person I know - Maktus
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    You're The Coolest Person I Know But I Don't Get Out Much

    Be sweet but not too sweet with this quirky card. You're The Coolest Person I Know, But I don't Get Out Much  Greeting Card The perfect funny, quir...

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  • I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too - Maktus
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    I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too

    Did you read that correctly? I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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    You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree

    You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree Or A High Class Prostitute...show us a more hilarious card!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ C...

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  • Borat - Maktus
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    Borat Sexy Time

    Borat knows how to turn da ladies on. Lets Make Sexy Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llustrated by Sha...

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    Throttle A Chicken

    Slow steady strokes Penelope, you're not trying to throttle a chicken here. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelop...

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  • Earthworm - Maktus
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    Earthworm

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Like you More VALENTINES - Maktus
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    Like you More VALENTINES

    It Turns Out I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned Valentines Day Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Me...

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  • Hey Lover - Maktus
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    Hey Lover

    Hey Lover Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Bee Mine

    Bee Mine - Greeting Card Go on - Bee my Valentine honey!!! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge Inside...

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  • You Give Me the Gra - Maktus
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    You Give Me the Gra

    You Give Me The Gra Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designed ...

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    Love Shit TV Valentine

    Love...Is Agreeing To Watch A TV Programme You Both Agree Is Shit.  Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Inclu...

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    I'm Game If You Are...

    I'm Game If You Are... Blank inside, 150x150mm, printed on heavyweight board, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
  • I'd Shave My Legs For You - Maktus
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    I'd Shave My Legs For You

    I'd Shave My Legs For You Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • I Cherish You - Maktus
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    I Cherish You

    I Got You This Valentines Card, Because I Cherish You...(And My Life) Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Messag...

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  • Bed Buddies - Maktus
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    Bed Buddies

    Bed Buddies Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of gree...

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    James Brown You're My Sex Machine Card

    James Brown wants you to Get On Up. Who are you to say no to the Godfather of Soul? You're My Sex Machine Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the M...

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    €4.00
  • LOVEPUG - Maktus
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    LOVEPUG

    Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • The Coolest Valentine - Maktus
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    The Coolest Valentine

    You're The Coolest Person I Know..But I Don't Get Out Much Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from...

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  • Hey Girl - Maktus
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    Hey Girl

    Hey Girl Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
  • I'd Shave My Legs For you - Maktus
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    I'd Shave My Legs For you

    I'd Shave My Legs For You Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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    You Bring Out The Best In Me - Greeting Card

    You Bring Out The Best In Me - the ideal card for the one who snapped you up! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed Valentines Day cards. ...

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    To My Valentine - You're Lucky I'm Not Picky

    Happy Valentines you lucky git! Rejoice in the romance while you can! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed Valentine card. Designed in Du...

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    This Valentine's

    This Valentines day, I just wanted to say, from the bottom of my heart... Inside message- You didn't choose me based on my romantic qualities. 177x...

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    Cock In A Box

    From a secret admirer.....cock in a box Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Secret Admirer Ironing

    From A Secret Admirer ... Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
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    You're As Beautiful On The Inside As You Are From Behind

    You're As Beautiful On The Inside As You Are From Behind Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included. ◙ Soft...

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    You're My Cuppa of Tea - Greeting Card

    'You're too good to be brew!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting cards...

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    It's Written In The Stars

    It's Written In The Stars Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    I've Got Felines Fur You

    I've Got Felines Fur You! Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Get My Hand On Your Meat

    I wanna get my hands on your meat! Who doesn't love a nice bit of salami, frankfurter and bologna sausage? Well if you're as hungry for some meat a...

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    Can't Take My Eyes Off You

    Can't Take My Eyes Off You By Andy Williams. Just scan and stream to listen. On the reverse of the card, you will find a QR code that is instantly ...

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    Here I am Greeting Card

    Every Once and a While Someone Amazing Comes Into Your Life - And Here I Am! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blan...

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    Just My Type

    Your just my type, did you read my mind?! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus Inside ...

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    Bleedin' Sap

    'Stick around!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting cards. 125mm x 125m...

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    You're The Tits

    Your're The Tits - Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range ...

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    You Meaney The World To Me

    Blank inside, 6x4 inches, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Go Buckin' Mad!

    Go Buckin Mad with a bottle of Bucky! The card is printed on a premium A5 silk board and comes professionally packaged in an ice-white envelope an...

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    Aubergine Card

    This cheeky little card likes you! Embossed and finished with spot gloss for that extra colour pop! Size: 105 x 148mm Blank inside Paired with a 1...

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    I'm Crackers For You

    I'm Crackers For You greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! ◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Bright Orange Envelope...

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    I Fancy Ewe

    For that special someone in your life! Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensio...

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    Roy Keane

      Show that special someone how you feel! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebridge. Inside Message: Blank...

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    You Give Me a Lady Boner Greeting Card

    We all know when it comes to our partners their is never too much information!  Designed by Smitten Kitten Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inch...

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    I Gryffindor You Greeting Card

    A little Hogwarts magic will let your Harry Potter super fan loved ones know how much you Gryffindor them, making you their number one fan. Detail...

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    You Can Be Anything Greeting Card

    Never let anyone tell you that you can't be a unicorn. Simple! Details: Designed by: Chris Simpson. Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches).  ...

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    I'll Never Leave You

    Enoch Burke will never leave you...unless prison gets in the way. Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions - 120x170mm Blank Inside Oran...

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    Silly Shit Greeting Card

    You are a silly shit but I love you Blank inside 120mm x 170mm Kraft envelope Printed in the UK

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    Favourite Idiot

    You're my Favourite idiot. Step into the glorious world of Good Things. Straight from the brilliant brain of Will Vincent, these cards combine wond...

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