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Valentines card range

Valentine Cards

The mushiest selection of Valentine's cards to tell that special person how you feel in the funniest or sweetest way possible.
  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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    €3.80
  • Awesome - Maktus
    Awesome - Maktus
    €4.00

    Awesome

    You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • You're Juan in a million - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're Juan In A Million

    You're juan in a million. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
  • Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away - Maktus
    €4.00

    Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

    €4.00
  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
    €4.00

    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
  • Elephant Heart - Maktus
    €3.50

    Elephant Heart

    Blank inside, 170x140mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope.

    €3.50
  • I bleedin love ya - Maktus
    €3.80

    I Bleedin Love Ya

    Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. I Bleedin Love Ya Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birth...

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    €3.80
  • You're such a weirdo - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're such a weirdo

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • You my sidekick for life - Maktus
    €3.95

    You My Sidekick For Life

    You my sidekick for life Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
  • Hot Stuff - Maktus
    €3.80

    Hot Stuff

    Smokin Hot Card from Maktus Hot Stuff Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary...

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    €3.80
  • Your Face. I Like That Shit. - Maktus
    €3.95

    Your Face. I Like That Shit.

    Your Face. I like that shit Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • You'll do - Maktus
    You'll do - Maktus
    €4.00

    You'll Do

    You'll Do. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    €3.80

    Mother Teresa- I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question?

    Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday card, anniversary card, Funny card...

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    €3.80
  • You my Significant Otter - Maktus
    €3.95

    You my Significant Otter

    You My Significant otter. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
  • Perfect Pair - Maktus
    €3.95

    Perfect Pair

    "Perfect Pair!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • You are pretty fucking awesome - Maktus
    €4.00

    You Are Pretty Fucking Awesome

    You are pretty fucking awesome. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €4.00
  • I Still Remember The Day We Met - Maktus
    €3.95

    I Still Remember The Day We Met

    I Still Remember The Day We Met Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    €3.80

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card, Anniversary card, Valentines ...

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    €3.80
  • You're the Shit - Maktus
    €4.00

    You're the Shit

    You're the shit. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €4.00
  • Not Bored Yet - Maktus
    €3.95

    Not Bored Yet

    Not Bored yet Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 150mm◙Red And White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • You & Me Until the End - Maktus
    €3.95

    You & Me Until The End

    You and me until the end  Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
  • Love You Long Time (White) - Maktus
    €3.95

    Love You Long Time (White)

    Love you long time.Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • You're My hero - Maktus
    €4.00

    You're My hero

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

    €4.00
  • The One For Me - Maktus
    €3.95

    The One For Me

    The One For Me Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Charlie Hottie Card - Maktus
    €4.00

    Charlie Hottie Card

    Check out our amazing Charlie Haughey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • You're My Weirdo - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're My Weirdo

    You're My Wierdo Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Putting up with my shit - Maktus
    €4.00

    Putting Up With My Shit

    Putting Up with my shit. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
    €3.80

    Your Mickey Is My Fav

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis)  Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...

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    €3.80
  • Fella - its hard to find a partner - Maktus
    €4.00

    Fella - Its Hard To Find A Partner

    It's hard to find a partner who is funny, sexy, and smart. You're one lucky fella! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag wit...

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    €4.00
  • Is your name magherita - Maktus
    €3.95

    Is Your Name Magherita? Because I wanna Pizza Dat Ass

    Is your name Margherita? Because I wanna pizza dat ass.Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Seven Billion Red - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Seven Billion Red

    7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
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  • €3.95

    Best Girlfriend Ever

    Best Girlfriend Ever Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • For a Special Lady Card-Modern toss - Maktus
    €3.95

    For a Special Lady

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Butterflies and Boners - Maktus
    €3.80

    Butterflies And Boners

    You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check out our funny, co...

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    €3.80
  • Pugging Love - Maktus
    €3.95

    Pugging Love

    I Pugging Love you. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • If Anyone Ever Hurt You - Maktus
    €3.95

    If Anyone Ever Hurt You

    If Anyone Ever Hurts You, I Will Cut Them.Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Taller on Tinder - Maktus
    €3.95

    Taller On Tinder

    You looked taller on tinder. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • You Make My Penis - Maktus
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    €3.95

    You Make My Penis

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope You Make My Penis Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimen...

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    €3.95
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  • Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    Stalin Quote- Why do birds suddenly appear - Maktus
    €3.80

    Stalin Quote- Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear

    Stalin Quote- Why do Birds Suddenly Appear, Everytime You Are Near? Just Like Me They Long To Be Close To You .. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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    €3.80
  • I love you even though... - Maktus
    €3.95

    I love you even though...

    I Love You Even Though You're A Prick Sometimes.Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • You're my kind of weird - Maktus
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    €3.95

    You're My Kind Of Weird

    You're my kind of wierd. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €3.95
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  • That Ass - Maktus
    €3.95

    That Ass Tho

    That ass tho. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Nuts About You - Maktus
    €3.95

    Nuts About You

    Nuts About You Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Mane Man - Maktus
    €3.95

    Mane Man

    Mane Man.Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Corny Card - Maktus
    €3.80

    Corny Card - You Are A-Maize-ing

    Here's A Corny Card, Cos I Think You're A-Maiz-ing Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card , funny card...

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    €3.80
  • Set Phasers To Stunning - Maktus
    €3.95

    Set Phasers To Stunning

    Set Phasers To Stunning Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • You're Alright. I suppose - Maktus
    €3.95

    You're Alright. I suppose

    You're alright. I suppose Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • Love You Rabbits - Maktus
    €3.95

    Love You Rabbits

    Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €3.95