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Valentines gifts for that man in your life

Valentines for the Man in your life!

The funniest selection of lovey-dovey Valentines cards for that special man in your life.
  • Penis Pokey - Maktus
    Penis Pokey - Maktus
    €10.95

    Penis Pokey

    A playful addition to any non-family friendly event!  Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its centre. Every spre...

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    €10.95
  • Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks - Maktus
    €11.95

    Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks

    Pretty decent socks for your pretty decent boyfreind Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

    €11.95
  • €6.00

    Emergency Date Night Money Box

    Emergency Date Night Money Box Never fall short on that important day with the Emergency Money Box. Emergency Date Night Money Box for Valentines D...

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    €6.00
  • Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
    Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
    €15.00

    Camera Lens Travel Mug

    Looks like a realistic camera lens and comes with a biscuit holder lens cap! Perfect gift for a photographer.  Weight: 222g Dimensions: 14.8 x 9.2...

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    €15.00
  • How to live with a huge penis - Maktus
    €13.95

    How To Live With A Huge Penis

    Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...

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    €13.95
  • Dublin Pubs Scratch Map - Maktus
    Dublin Pubs Scratch Map - Maktus
    €16.95

    Dublin Pubs Scratch Map

    Check out 30 of Dublin's most famous drinking institutions.  With this map you get to discover what makes Irish pubs world famous. Once you've been...

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    €16.95
  • Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener - Maktus
    Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener - Maktus
    €12.50

    Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener

    Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener DURABLE MATERIAL - The bottle is made of high quality materials, is durable and sturdy, and can be opened easily. Gold ...

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    €12.50
  • Beard Buddy - Maktus
    Beard Buddy - Maktus
    €14.95

    Beard Buddy

    Beard Buddy Contains a white, printed Beard Buddy apron and two suction pads to attach to a mirror to ensure mess-free shaving! Also includes a ha...

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    €14.95
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    Fuck Off I'm Gaming Men's Sock

    Arrah Im busy gaming here, would you ever fuck off! These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12. 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 3% spandex. 

    €11.95
  • €6.00

    Gay Bar Soap

    Gay Bar Soap What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we’re sure you’ll love our kitsch, camp, queen of th...

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    €6.00
  • €11.95

    Fucking Cold Hat

    Fucking Cold Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking cold.A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear.          One size Made from pol...

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    €11.95
  • €12.00

    Ray Gun Nose Trimmer

    Ray Gun Nose Trimmer Trim your nose hairs with this Retro Design trimmer! This ear and nose hair trimmer looks just like a futuristic mini ray gun ...

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    €12.00
  • The Husband - Maktus
    €9.95

    The Husband

    The Husband The handy guide to the Husband makes the perfect gift for any long-suffering wife or prospective bride to give to their beloved husban...

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    €9.95
  • Mix-Master- cocktail shaker - Maktus
    Mix-Master- cocktail shaker - Maktus
    €20.00

    Mix-Master- Cocktail Shaker

    Mix Master- Markings let you know just the right amount of liquid to pour. Fancy yourself a bartender? The Mix Master Cocktail Shaker has recipes a...

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    €20.00
  • Ultimate Insult Generator - Maktus
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    €13.95

    Ultimate Insult Generator

    This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate 60 million brilliantly beastly insults for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain sil...

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    €13.95
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  • Whiskers men's Socks - Maktus
    €11.95

    Whiskers Men's Socks

    For the very handsome bearded man in your life. Now he can have a great beard and great socks to match Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27%...

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    €11.95
  • Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray - Maktus
    €6.95

    Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray

    Take cap off spray bottle. Aim bottle at open mouth and depress pump action atomizer. The more spray the more gay! For first time users, expect mi...

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    €6.95
  • iBed Lap Desk – Black - Maktus
    iBed Lap Desk – Black - Maktus
    €15.00

    iBed Lap Desk – Black

    Use your tablet in bed, on the couch, or on a plane all while you eat and more with the Kikkerland iBed Lap Desk in black. Great for students, tra...

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    €15.00
  • Wet Booties - Blue - Maktus
    €8.50

    Wet Booties - Blue

    A great decorative piece for your sink area, these novelty welly boot toothbrush holders might even entice your kids to clean their teeth without h...

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    €8.50
  • Truck Tool Box - Maktus
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    €13.00

    Truck Tool Box

    Truck Tool Box This retro style truck is carrying some pretty useful cargo! It opens up to reveal a 10-bit screwdriver set and 4 precision screw dr...

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    €13.00
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  • Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2 - Maktus
    Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2 - Maktus
    €15.95

    Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2

    Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2 Transform lifeless wine bottles into something you want to take home and cuddle (or at least drink).Just plug a p...

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    €15.95
  • €9.95

    Vinyl Pizza Cutter

    Vinyl Pizza Cutter NOVELTY PIZZA SHAPE - Fully Functional Cutter HIGH QUALITY - Made of lightweight plastic, Easy to clean and can be hung up when...

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    €9.95
  • €20.00

    Lostys -Pintman T-Shirt

    Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll love the fit and feel ...

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    €20.00
  • 15 Dublin Pubs Coaster Print A4 - Maktus
    €14.00

    Dublin Pubs Coaster A4 Print

    15 Dublin Pubs Coaster A4 Print designed by Irish illustrator Eoin Whelehan Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the  Maktus design studio...

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    €14.00
  • €30.00

    Chillys Bottle Monochrome Black

    A sleek, monochrome finish singles out the Chrome Bottle from Chilly's, this leak-proof design keeping its contents hot for up to twelve hours and...

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    €30.00
  • Craft Brews of Ireland Tea Towel - Maktus
    €12.00

    Craft Brews of Ireland Tea Towel

    Designed in store by MaktusCotton dish cloth. Cotton dish towel. Guest dish cloth.Keep your kitchen neat and tidy with the help of this absorbent a...

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    €12.00
  • €9.95

    Giant Ice Sphere

    Giant Ice Sphere Ice spheres dilute less and therefore last longer than traditional ice cubes. Simply fill the mould with water, freeze for at lea...

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    €9.95
  • Your Turn To Clean Up Dish Towel - Maktus
    €13.95

    Your Turn To Clean Up Tea Towel

    Hey, as long as someone else is doing the cooking, it's all good. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    €13.95
  • Zombie Sleep Mask - Maktus
    Zombie Sleep Mask - Maktus
    €6.95

    Zombie Sleep Mask

    Scary sleeping mask for all fans of Zombies, Size: approx. 19 x 10 cm, one size fits all with rubber strap

    €6.95
  • Emergency Tech Kit - Maktus
    €10.00

    Emergency Tech Kit

    Emergency Tech Kit Clean and organize your tech supplies while on the go! This handy kit includes: 1 Microfiber cloth, 1 2-in-1 USB Cable (3 ft), 1...

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    €10.00
  • €20.00

    Deadly Buzz T-Shirt

    Deadly Buzz T-Shirt Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll lo...

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    €20.00
  • Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder - Maktus
    €8.00

    Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder

    Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder Comes gift boxed. Ideal gift idea!

    €8.00
  • Fox Cushion Cover - Maktus
    €16.00

    Fox Cushion Cover

    Fantastic Mr. Fox! Hand-drawn Irish wildlife cushion cover, designed by our very own Maktus team! Cushion Cover Dimensions - 45cm x 45 cm  Please ...

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    €16.00
  • Guitar Pizza Cutter - Maktus
    Guitar Pizza Cutter - Maktus
    €14.95

    Guitar Pizza Cutter

    Pizza Cutter - Guitar Rocks and rolls across your pizza. Cool kitchen gadget.

    €14.95
  • Maktus Faces of Ireland Poster A3 - Maktus
    €20.00

    Faces of Ireland A3 Print

    The Faces of Ireland brought to you by our in-house design team right here at Maktus. All the gang are der,James Joyce, Dermot Morgan, Shane McGowa...

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    €20.00
  • Libby & Ross Egg Cups - Set of 2 - Maktus
    Libby & Ross Egg Cups - Set of 2 - Maktus
    €9.95

    Libby & Ross Egg Cups - Set of 2

    Libby & Ross Egg Cups - Set of 2 Libby and Ross, two peas in a pod (or eggs in a cup). Full of personality, this delightful duo would make a su...

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    €9.95
  • €14.95

    Notions - Apron

    Got Notions? You will with this sassy Apron. Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City.

    €14.95
  • €11.95

    Stubborn Mens Socks

    Suborn, who me? Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spa...

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    €11.95
  • €11.95

    Voodoo Doll

    Voodoo Doll Handmade Authentic voodoo doll Materials: fabric, synthetic fiber filler Wreck vengeance on the person who has wronged you Enrich your...

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    €11.95
  • Thundering Flute - Maktus
    €10.95

    Thundering Flute Mug

    Thundering Flute mug. Calm yourself down with this beauty of a mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Individually gift boxed and dishw...

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    €10.95
  • €9.95

    DURTY Dishes - Tea Towel

    Clean up your dirty dishes in rapid time with this DART inspired Teatowel. Maktus designed Tea Towel. Keep your kitchen neat and tidy with the help...

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    €9.95
  • €13.95

    Spot The Cock: A Search And Find Book

    Spot The Cock: A Search And Find Book Hone your sleuthing skills in this wickedly funny and ever-so slightly naughty search-and-find book. They see...

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    €13.95
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    €19.95

    Fuck Off Slippers - Black

    Fuck Off Slippers ''FUCK OFF'' pattern, pure color, casual style are quite suitable for home and any other casual occasion. The fashion slipper loo...

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    €19.95
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  • Storm Trooper Decanter - Maktus
    Storm Trooper Decanter - Maktus
    €30.00

    Storm Trooper Decanter

    Storm Trooper Glass Decanter Store liqueur, decant wine and serve beverages. This stylish, high quality decanter is the perfect gift for any Storm...

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    €30.00
  • Craft Brew Scratch Map - Maktus
    Craft Brew Scratch Map - Maktus
    €15.95

    Craft Brew Scratch Map

    Check out 50 of Ireland's best craft brews from each and every county in Ireland with this unique scratch map designed by our team here in Dublin! ...

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    €15.95
  • Vinyl Coasters - Maktus
    Vinyl Coasters - Maktus
    €15.95

    Vinyl Coasters

    Vinyl Coasters Adorn your coffee table with these stylish retro vinyl record coasters, each one features a different record label design, making t...

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    €15.95
  • €14.95

    His and Hers keyring house holder

    Do you always loose your keys? If so this is the perfect solution! This cute house shaped keyholder has a wee man and a wee woman perfect for any h...

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    €14.95
  • Retro Pocket Games - Maktus
    Retro Pocket Games - Maktus
    €17.95

    Retro Pocket Games

    Retro Pocket Games Over 150 8-Bit games included. 1.8 inch LCD screen. Built in speakers. 3 x AAA batteries required (not included). Dimensions:...

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    €17.95