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Valentines gifts for that man in your life

Valentines for the Man in your life!

The funniest selection of lovey-dovey Valentines cards for that special man in your life.
  • Penis Pokey - Maktus
    Penis Pokey - Maktus
    €10.95

    Penis Pokey

    A playful edition to any non-family friendly event!  Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its centre. Every sprea...

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    €10.95
  • Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
    Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
    €15.00

    Camera Lens Travel Mug

    Looks like a realistic camera lens and comes with a biscuit holder lens cap! Perfect gift for a photographer.  Weight: 222g Dimensions: 14.8 x 9.2...

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    €15.00
  • How to live with a huge penis - Maktus
    €13.95

    How to live with a huge penis

    Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...

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    €13.95
  • Beard Buddy - Maktus
    Beard Buddy - Maktus
    €14.95

    Beard Buddy

    Contains a white, printed Beard Buddy apron and two suction pads to attach to a mirror to ensure mess-free shaving! Also includes a handy travel b...

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    €14.95
  • Chillys Bottles - Maktus
    Chillys Bottles - Maktus
    from €25.00

    Chillys Bottles

    VACUUM INSULATED WATER BOTTLE: Double wall insulation maintains temperatures inside regardless of the temperature outside- maintains temperature ...

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    from €25.00
  • Poolbeg Towers Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Poolbeg Towers Coaster

    The Poolbeg Towers!  Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City!

    €4.50
  • Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks - Maktus
    €11.95

    Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks

    Pretty decent socks for your pretty decent boyfreind Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

    €11.95
  • Dublin Pubs Scratch Map - Maktus
    €14.95

    Dublin Pubs Scratch Map

    Check out 30 of Dublin's most famous drinking institutions.  With this map you get to discover what makes Irish pubs world famous. Once you've been...

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    €14.95
  • Adult in Training Men's Socks - Maktus
    €11.95

    Adult In Training Men's Socks

    We're all adults in training but you'll almost be a real adult when you finally have matching socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton...

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    €11.95
  • I'm Not Gay - Maktus
    €4.50

    I'm Not Gay

    I'm not Gay.. but my Boyfriend is! Designed by our very own Maktus team.

    €4.50
  • €11.95

    Fuck Off I'm Gaming Men's Sock

    Arrah Im busy gaming here, would you ever fuck off! These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12. 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 3% spandex. 

    €11.95
  • The Husband - Maktus
    €9.95

    The Husband

    The handy guide to the Husband makes the perfect gift for any long-suffering wife or prospective bride to give to their beloved husband. Dimension...

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    €9.95
  • Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Socks - Maktus
    €11.95

    Ringmaster Of The Shit Show Men's Socks

    The leader of all shitty situations Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

    €11.95
  • Ultimate Insult Generator - Maktus
    €13.95
  • Whiskers men's Socks - Maktus
    €11.95

    Whiskers Men's Socks

    For the very handsome bearded man in your life. Now he can have a great beard and great socks to match Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27%...

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    €11.95
  • Geebag Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Geebag Coaster

    Designed in store by the Maktus Team

    €4.50
  • Queeriodic Table - Maktus
    €13.95
  • Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray - Maktus
    €6.95

    Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray

    Take cap off spray bottle. Aim bottle at open mouth and depress pump action atomizer. The more spray the more gay! For first time users, expect mi...

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    €6.95
  • Wet Booties - Blue - Maktus
    Wet Booties - Blue - Maktus
    €8.50

    Wet Booties - Blue

    Toothbrush Holder

    €8.50
  • iBed Lap Desk – Black - Maktus
    iBed Lap Desk – Black - Maktus
    €15.00

    iBed Lap Desk – Black

    Use your tablet in bed, on the couch or on a plane all while you eat and more with the Kikkerland iBed Lap Desk in black. Great for students, trave...

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    €15.00
  • Cad e An Sceal? - Maktus
    €4.50

    Cad e An Sceal?

    'What's the Story?' - Maktus designed drink coasters. 

    €4.50
  • Truck Tool Box - Maktus
    Truck Tool Box - Maktus
    €13.00

    Truck Tool Box

    This truck is carrying some pretty useful cargo! It opens to reveal a 10-bit screwdriver set and 4 precision screwdrivers.

    €13.00
  • Fox Cushion Cover - Maktus
    €16.00

    Fox Cushion Cover

    Fantastic Mr. Fox! Hand-drawn Irish wildlife cushion cover, designed by our very own Maktus team! Cushion Cover Dimensions - 45cm x 45 cm  Please ...

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    €16.00
  • Badger cushion cover - Maktus
    €16.00

    Badger cushion cover

    Hand-drawn Irish wildlife cushion cover, designed by our very own Maktus team! Cushion Cover Dimensions - 45cm x 45 cm  Please note that the Cushi...

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    €16.00
  • 15 Dublin Pubs Coaster Print A4 - Maktus
    €14.00

    15 Dublin Pubs Coaster Print A4

    A4 Print designed by Irish illustrator Eoin Whelehan

    €14.00
  • Zombie Sleep Mask - Maktus
    Zombie Sleep Mask - Maktus
    €6.95
  • Your Turn To Clean Up Dish Towel - Maktus
    €13.95
  • Maktus Faces of Ireland Poster A3 - Maktus
    €18.00

    Faces of Ireland Poster A3

    The Faces of Ireland brought to you by our in-house design team right here at Maktus. All the gang are der,James Joyce, Dermot Morgan, Shane McGowa...

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    €18.00
  • LOVE, SEX AND MARRIAGE - Maktus
    LOVE, SEX AND MARRIAGE - Maktus
    €8.00

    LOVE, SEX AND MARRIAGE

    Good heavens! Beneath the surface, the Victorians were a rather saucy society. This little book gathers together some of their full-frontal frankne...

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    €8.00
  • Emergency Tech Kit - Maktus
    Emergency Tech Kit - Maktus
    €10.00

    Emergency Tech Kit

    Clean and organize your tech supplies while on the go! This handy kit includes: 1 Microfiber cloth, 1 2-in-1 USB Cable (3 ft), 1 red cable tie, and...

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    €10.00
  • Geebag Magnet - Maktus
    €2.50
  • Libby & Ross Egg Cups - Set of 2 - Maktus
    Libby & Ross Egg Cups - Set of 2 - Maktus
    €9.95

    Libby & Ross Egg Cups - Set of 2

    Libby and Ross, two peas in a pod (or eggs in a cup). Full of personality, this delightful duo would make a super thoughtful gift for a pair that y...

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    €9.95
  • Vinyl Yoyo - Maktus
    Vinyl Yoyo - Maktus
    €6.95

    Vinyl Yoyo

    This Yo-Yo is sure to be a timeless smash hit! Show us how low you can go and drop it like it's hot with our Retro Vinyl Yoyo!  

    €6.95
  • Thundering Flute - Maktus
    €10.95

    Thundering Flute

    Designed in store by the MAKTUS team

    €10.95
  • I Left The Seat Up Men's Socks - Maktus
    €11.95

    I Left The Seat Up Men's Socks

    I Left The Seat Up Men's Socks Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

    €11.95
  • €11.95

    Reasonably Good Guy Men's Socks

    Not the worst I suppose, he probably deserves cool socks Men's shoe size 7-12. 59% combed cotton, 38% nylon and 3% spandex. Quantity  

    €11.95
  • €11.95

    Stubborn Mens Socks

    Suborn, who me? Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spa...

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    €11.95