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    'Put The Fucking Lid Down' Toilet Vinyl lid sticker

    Toilet Lid Vinyl 'Put The Fucking Lid Down' All decals are made with high quality permanent vinyl.Designed to fit a standard toilet seat.Each decal...

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    'Til Death

    'Til Death Inside Message: Blank Printed on FSC Certified Paper  ◙ Dimensions: 125mm x 125mm◙ Recycled Eco Kraft Envelope and biodegradable celloph...

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  • 100 tricks to appear smart in meetings - Maktus
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    100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings

    The constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions, how to nail the big presentation by pacing, and getting someone else to...

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  • 101 Things to do instead of playing on your phone - Maktus
    101 Things to do instead of playing on your phone - Maktus
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    101 Things To Do Instead Of Playing On Your Phone

    Our phones have become a constant distraction; it’s time we put them down and rediscovered the simple art of taking a few minutes out. This book o...

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    101 things To Do With A Huge Willy

    Discover 101 inspiring ideas that you can do with your willy. From herding sheep to mountain rescue, controlling traffic, space exploration or taki...

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    12 Cans Of Christmas Card

    What do you mean the pubs aren't open? Looks like you'll have to settle for 12 poxy cans! illustrated in store for Maktus by Shawn Bracebridge 12 C...

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  • 17 Million - Maktus
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    17 Million Birthday Card

    You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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  • 2 to 3 Glasses - Maktus
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    2 to 3 Glasses Card

    Reduce the risk of a conscience by following this wise tip. Did You Know That 2 To 3 Glasses Of Wine Per Day Can Reduce Your Risk Of Giving A Shit ...

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    2020 Survivor Greeting Card

    2020 Survivor  - You got through the shittiest year ever - Congrats!! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our of Iris...

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    21 Age Card

    We take our hat off to the incredible people who achieved amazing things before their 21st birthday. As for the rest of us... Printed on premium qu...

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  • 21ish - Maktus
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    21ish

    You'll forever be 21....ish! 21ish Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm...

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  • 3 Blind Mice Cheese Knives - Maktus
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    3 Blind Mice Cheese Knives

    3 Blind Mice Cheese Knives Mice that cut cheese but won't eat it! 3 Stainless steel cheese knives with rubber wood handles Weight: 54.4 g Dimension...

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  • 3 Grump Notebooks - Maktus
    3 Grump Notebooks - Maktus
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    3 Grump Notebooks

    Set of three notebooks for grumpy people, that allows note takers to scribble down  things that annoys them, and note down rants. Weight: 113 g Dim...

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    30 Age Card

    By the time they were 30, Alexander Graham Bell had knocked up a phone in his shed, Bill Gates was the world's youngest billionaire and Emily Bron...

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  • 365 Days since you fell out of a vagina - Maktus
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    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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  • 4-in-1 Pen Tool - Maktus
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    4-in-1 Pen Tool

    4-in-1 Pen Tool This refillable 4 in 1 ballpoint pen includes: 1 Philips screw-driver head, flat head, spirit level, and a ruler. Bring this pen...

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    40 Age Card

    Neil Armstrong had mucked about on the Moon, Boudica had terrorized Britain and burnt London to the ground and Alexander The Great had kicked butt ...

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    40 Good Example

    If by 40 you can't be a good example, then just be a terrible warning - Greeting card Blank inside, 150x150mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Ind...

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    50 Age Card

    Who says life is over by the time you hit 50? These silver foxes certainly never let age slow them down.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified ...

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    50 CHILDISH TWAT

    Happy Birthday 50, How are you this old and still a massive childish twat - Greeting card Blank inside, 150x150mm, printed on FSC accredited paper....

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  • 52 Things to do while you Poo - Maktus
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    52 Things To Do While You Poo

    Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put toge...

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  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
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    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Seven Billion Red - Maktus
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    7 Billion Red Foiled Card

    7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • A Bird Never Flew On One Wing A3 - Maktus
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    A Bird Never Flew On One Wing A3 Poster

    A Bird Never Flew On One Wing A3 Poster Designed and illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge in the Maktus design studio right in the heart of Dublin. Dim...

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  • A Freak in the Sheets - Maktus
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    A Freak in the Streets, Asleep the Sheets Card

    "A Freak in the streets, asleep in the sheets" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    A Ghra Mo Chroi Greeting Gard

    A Ghra Mo Chroi greeting card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown Cr...

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    A little Ass Card

    A Little Ass Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cra...

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    A little Bird Was Just About To Tell Me Card

    "A little bird was just about to tell me how old you are" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

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  • A mother's work is never done...  little shits - Maktus
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    A mother's work is never done... little shits

    A Mother's work is never done, cleaning up after her little shits. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envel...

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    A Pleasing Situation Card

    Official David Shrigley Card Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm All cards are printed  on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cel...

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    A Toast To You! Card

    Lets raise A toast to you!! Greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Bro...

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  • A Wise Woman - Maktus
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    A Wise Woman Said... Card

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

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  • About Fuckin Time - Maktus
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    About Fuckin' Time Wedding Card

    The perfect engagement or wedding card for the couple that took an enternity About Fucking Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Ma...

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    Action Movie Trivia Card Game

    Action Movie Trivia Card GameLight, camera, action! Test your film knowledge from Die Hard to Taken with your friends and see who the ultimate acti...

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    Adonis Oil Diffuser

    Adonis Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Adonis the god of beauty and desire bring his presence to your home...

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    After Dinner Trivia Card Game

    After Dinner Trivia Card Game Raise your glasses and toast to good health and good fortune in this sophisticated after dinner quiz from Ridley's Ga...

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    Afternoon Wheat Beer Making Kit

    Light-bodied and easy-drinking for all-day sipping, our Afternoon Wheat is packed with a refreshingly floral hop aroma. It's a perfect wheat beer f...

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  • Ah Stop Enamel Pin - Maktus
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    Ah Stop Enamel Pin

    Show off your Dublin slang love with this enamel pin "ah stop!".  Graffiti on street sign Soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus ...

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  • Ah Sure Look - Maktus
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    Ah Sure Look It Card

    Ah Sure Look It  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown ...

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    Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas! Card

    You ain't getting shit for christmas. Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Ain't No Bad Joke Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Ain't No Bad Joke Men's Funny Socks

    Ain't no bad joke like a Dad joke. Now he has these awesome socks to wear while he's telling you his terrible dad jokes.  Men's shoe size 7-12. 71...

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    Alan Partridge Birthday Card

    Happy Birthday - Kiss My Face Alan Partridge wishes you A-HAppy Birthday! Happy Birthday- Kiss My Face Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by...

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    Albert Einstein - You're a Genius, Keep that Shit Up Greeting Card

    Albert Einstein - You're a Genius, Keep that Shit Up. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x ...

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    Alexa, how old you are? Card

    I asked Alexa how old you are, she just laughed! Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello bag wit...

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  • Ali G - Maktus
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    Ali G - Sorry I is Late

    Ali G in da house, and hes late as usual. Ali G - Sorry I Is Late Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out...

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  • All I Want For Christmas is You - Maktus
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    All I Want For Christmas is You. Only Joking.

    All I want for Christmas is you. Only joking, I want presents, lots of presents! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with ...

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  • All I Want - Maktus
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    All I Want for Christmas, is you!

    All I Want For Christmas Is You illustrated card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00