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100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings The constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions, how to nail the big presentation...

101 Things To Do Instead Of Playing On Your Phone Our phones have become a constant distraction; it’s time we put them down and rediscovered the s...

101 things To Do With A Huge Willy Discover 101 inspiring ideas that you can do with your willy. From herding sheep to mountain rescue, controlli...

What do you mean the pubs aren't open? Looks like you'll have to settle for 12 poxy cans! illustrated in store for Maktus by Shawn Bracebridge 12 C...

You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

Reduce the risk of a conscience by following this wise tip. Did You Know That 2 To 3 Glasses Of Wine Per Day Can Reduce Your Risk Of Giving A Shit ...

2020 Survivor  - You got through the shittiest year ever - Congrats!! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our of Iris...

21, you wouldn't be Lion of course Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 ...

You'll forever be 21....ish! 21ish Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm...

3 Blind Mice Cheese Knives Mice that cut cheese but won't eat it! 3 Stainless steel cheese knives with rubber wood handles Weight: 54.4 g Dimension...

Set of three notebooks for grumpy people Weight: 113 g Dimensions: 15.2 x 10.2 x 2.5 cm

365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

Show off your love for the Irish weather with this fabulous print designed by Eoin Whelehan!

4-in-1 Pen Tool This refillable 4 in 1 ballpoint pen includes: 1 Philips screw-driver head, flat head, spirit level, and a ruler. Bring this pen...

 A Woman's 'I'll Be Ready In 5 Minutes' Is The Same As A Man's 'I'll Be Home In 5 Mins' Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus ar...

52 Things to do while you Poo Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion exp...

7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

8 Ball Drinking Game - Drink or dare! Shake the ball to reveal your destiny… will you be singing out loud, faking an orgasm or buying the next roun...

I've heard it was more like 9, either way if there's a c*** in your life this might be a wonderful Birthday card for them. Even more if they love c...

8 Out Of 10 Cats Think You're a C*nt! 

Congrats On Being 9 Month's Sober- The New Baby Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dime...

Blank inside, 120x170mm,  individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope.

A banana has 108 calories. A gin and tonic has 91 calories. Enough said.  Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white e...

A Bird Never Flew On One Wing A3 Print. Designed and illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge in the Maktus design studio right in the heart of Dublin. Dim...

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

"A Freak in the streets, asleep in the sheets" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

A Ghra Mo Chroi greeting card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown Cr...

Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Lovingly letterpressed at 1973 HQ using a 1962 Heidelberg Windmill Platen on luxurious recycled board. Size: 108mm x 140mm.Envelope: Recycled kraft

A Little Ass Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cra...

"A little bird was just about to tell me how old you are" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

"Another year older, another year wiser, a tiny bit bald-er" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envel...

A Mother's work is never done, cleaning up after her little shits. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envel...

A Sloths Guide To Taking Things Easy Living in the 21st century is exciting, but with everything moving so quickly it can feel a touch overwhelmin...

A Toast To You! Irish designed cards. Dimensions 20mm x120mm Blank inside, brown craft envelope.

Lets raise a toast to you!! Funny and cute Irish greeting cards with tomatoes. A Toast To You Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Makt...

Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

"A year older, a year weirder" Gold foil embossed  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

The perfect engagement or wedding card for the couple that took an enternity About Fucking Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Ma...

Abraham Drinkin' Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 greeting card printed on hig...

Unisex reusable face mask - rainbow raindrops mask. Two-ply filtration face mask with anti-droplet treatment on both sides.Top-quality comfortable ...

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm ...

"Hey, You're ageing well! And by well, I mean a lot." Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello ba...

You are beautiful!... Ah Feck.. Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Ivory Envelope Included.◙ Quick ...

Show off your Dublin slang love with this enamel pin "ah stop!".  Graffiti on street sign Soft enamel pin  Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus ...

Ah Sure Look It  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown ...

Ah Sure Look It..It's only a number Irish designed cards. Dimensions 120mm x 120mm Blank inside, brown craft envelope.