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€13.95'Put The Fucking Lid Down' Toilet Vinyl lid sticker
Toilet Lid Vinyl 'Put The Fucking Lid Down' All decals are made with high quality permanent vinyl.Designed to fit a standard toilet seat.Each decal...
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€8.95100 Knock Knock Jokes
Knock yourself out with this set of 100 Knock Knock jokes on door hanger shaped cards packaged in a card box.
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€13.95100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings
The constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions, how to nail the big presentation by pacing, and getting someone else to...
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€8.95101 Things To Do Instead Of Playing On Your Phone
Our phones have become a constant distraction; it’s time we put them down and rediscovered the simple art of taking a few minutes out. This book o...
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€9.95101 things To Do With A Huge Willy
Discover 101 inspiring ideas that you can do with your willy. From herding sheep to mountain rescue, controlling traffic, space exploration or taki...
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€4.0012 Cans Of Christmas Card
What do you mean the pubs aren't open? Looks like you'll have to settle for 12 poxy cans! illustrated in store for Maktus by Shawn Bracebridge 12 C...
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€4.0017 Million Birthday Card
You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...
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€4.002 to 3 Glasses Card
Reduce the risk of a conscience by following this wise tip. Did You Know That 2 To 3 Glasses Of Wine Per Day Can Reduce Your Risk Of Giving A Shit ...
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€4.0021 Age Card
We take our hat off to the incredible people who achieved amazing things before their 21st birthday. As for the rest of us... Printed on premium qu...
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€4.0021ish
You'll forever be 21....ish! 21ish Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm...
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€11.503 Grump Notebooks
Set of three notebooks for grumpy people, that allows note takers to scribble down things that annoys them, and note down rants. Weight: 113 g Dim...
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€4.0030 Age Card
By the time they were 30, Alexander Graham Bell had knocked up a phone in his shed, Bill Gates was the world's youngest billionaire and Emily Bron...
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€4.00365 Days since you fell out of a vagina
365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...
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€6.004-in-1 Pen Tool
4-in-1 Pen Tool This refillable 4 in 1 ballpoint pen includes: 1 Philips screw-driver head, flat head, spirit level, and a ruler. Bring this pen...
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€4.0040 Age Card
Neil Armstrong had mucked about on the Moon, Boudica had terrorized Britain and burnt London to the ground and Alexander The Great had kicked butt ...
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€4.0040 Good Example
If by 40 you can't be a good example, then just be a terrible warning - Greeting card Blank inside, 150x150mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Ind...
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€4.0050 Age Card
Who says life is over by the time you hit 50? These silver foxes certainly never let age slow them down.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified ...
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€4.0050 CHILDISH TWAT
Happy Birthday 50, How are you this old and still a massive childish twat - Greeting card Blank inside, 150x150mm, printed on FSC accredited paper....
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€9.9552 Things To Do While You Poo
Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put toge...
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€4.007 Billion People
7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope
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€4.007 Billion Red Foiled Card
7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope
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€10.007-in-1 Gadget Pen
Bottle Opener, a phone stand, a ruler, a ballpoint pen, a stylus, a mini flat-head and a Philips screwdriver, are just a few words to describe our ...
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€4.00A Big Thank You!
A Big Thank You! Say it loud! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus Inside Message: Bla...
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€22.00A Bird Never Flew On One Wing A3 Poster
A Bird Never Flew On One Wing A3 Poster Designed and illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge in the Maktus design studio right in the heart of Dublin. Dim...
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€4.00A Freak in the Streets, Asleep the Sheets Card
"A Freak in the streets, asleep in the sheets" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope
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€4.00A Ghra Mo Chroi Greeting Gard
A Ghra Mo Chroi greeting card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown Cr...
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€4.00A little Ass Card
A Little Ass Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cra...
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€4.00A little Bird Was Just About To Tell Me Card
"A little bird was just about to tell me how old you are" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope
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€4.00A mother's work is never done... little shits
A Mother's work is never done, cleaning up after her little shits. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envel...
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Original price €21.95Current price €19.95A Sweet Treat for You - Chocolate Buttholes
Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this C...
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€4.00A Toast To You! Card
Lets raise A toast to you!! Greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Bro...
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€4.00A Wise Woman Said... Card
Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.
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€4.00About Fuckin' Time Wedding Card
The perfect engagement or wedding card for the couple that took an enternity About Fucking Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Ma...
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€25.95Adonis Oil Diffuser
Adonis Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Adonis the god of beauty and desire bring his presence to your home...
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€6.95Ah Jaysus
Even JC rolls his eyes to Heaven sometimes! Ah Jaysus soft enamel pin Designed and illustrated by the Maktus design studio right in the heart of D...
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€6.95Ah Stop Enamel Pin
Show off your Dublin slang love with this enamel pin "ah stop!". Graffiti on street sign Soft enamel pin Designed and illustrated by the Maktus ...
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€4.00Ah Sure Look It Card
Ah Sure Look It Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown ...
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€4.00Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas! Card
You ain't getting shit for christmas. Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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€14.95Ain't No Bad Joke Men's Funny Socks
Ain't no bad joke like a Dad joke. Now he has these awesome socks to wear while he's telling you his terrible dad jokes. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71...
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€4.00Alan Partridge Birthday Card
Happy Birthday - Kiss My Face Alan Partridge wishes you A-HAppy Birthday! Happy Birthday- Kiss My Face Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by...
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€4.00Albert Einstein - You're a Genius, Keep that Shit Up Greeting Card
Albert Einstein - You're a Genius, Keep that Shit Up. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x ...
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€4.00Alexa, how old you are? Card
I asked Alexa how old you are, she just laughed! Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packaged in a cello bag wit...
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€4.00Ali G - Sorry I is Late
Ali G in da house, and hes late as usual. Ali G - Sorry I Is Late Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out...
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€22.00All Good In The hood A3 Print
All Good In The Hood, A3 typographic print. Illustrated by Haima in collaboration with the Maktus studio Dimensions: 297mm x 420mm
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€15.00All Good In The hood A4 Print
All Good In The Hood, A4 typographic print. Illustrated by Haima in collaboration with the Maktus studio Dimensions: 210mm x 297mm
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€4.00All I Want For Christmas is You. Only Joking.
All I want for Christmas is you. Only joking, I want presents, lots of presents! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with ...
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€4.00All I Want for Christmas, is you!
All I Want For Christmas Is You illustrated card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope
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