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Original price €21.95Current price €19.95A Sweet Treat for You - Chocolate Buttholes
Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this C...
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€12.95Calm your Tits! Tote Bag
Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...
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€15.95Grow It – Bonsai Trees
Grow It – Bonsai Trees Grow a range of different bonsai trees in your own home! A unique gift idea! Growing your trees is simple - everything you ...
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€7.50Little black book: A toolkit for Working Women
Little Black Book: A Toolkit For Working Women is the modern career guide every creative woman needs, whether you’re just starting out or already ...
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€14.95I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks
These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€9.95Rupaul Pocket Wisdom
Rupaul Pocket Wisdom You betta work! Pocket RuPaul Wisdom contains only the fiercest advice from the supermodel of the world. Learn how to sissy t...
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€20.00Coolaboola - T-Shirt
Coolaboola T-Shirt Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll lov...
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€24.95Huggable Llama - Large
Huggable Llama - Large Cuddle up to the cute huggable llama. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lav...
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€6.95Stun Hun Enamel Pin
Gorgeous, you're only Stun Hun! Soft enamel pin with a sexy glitter finish Pink Puffa Jacket enamel pin, metal nickel finish Designed and illustr...
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€14.95Shhh I'm Overthinking Ladies Socks
To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking. Women's shoe size 5-10...
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€9.95The Wife
Ladybirds The Wife The PERFECT GIFT for your long-suffering wife or prospective bride. Or, for any fool of a husband or seriously deluded groom-to...
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€16.95My Favourite Salad is Wine Oven Glove
100% cotton. Super insulated. Dimensions: 12.5 x 7 x 0.2 inches Weight: 4 ounces
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€10.95Frida Shaped Mug
Frida Shaped ceramic mug. Inviting vibrant vibes of Mexico to mornings. This beautiful mug is shaped as the charming Frida Kahlo with accents of r...
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€14.95Fuck this Shit Ladies Socks
Fuck this shit! You might be able to shout this at the top of your lungs so maybe just wear these socks instead, it'll be your little secret. Wome...
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€14.95Mother F*cking Girl Power Ladies Socks
These funky socks are perfect for any girl, we've all got that power! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€13.95How to be Successful without hurting men's feelings
Have you ever felt afraid about asking for a bigger wage? Or felt cheeky if you make a good idea in a meeting? Or if you muck-up something in the o...
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€14.95Few Naggins Be Grand Apron
Few Naggins be Grand Apron. Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City. Designed and illustrat...
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€15.95Boob Bowl
Big Boobs Bowl A Big boob shaped bowl, the perfect for boob lovers. The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. This ...
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€24.95Huggable Sloth- Large
Huggable Sloth- Large Cuddle up to the huggable sloth. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lavender g...
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€10.95Fuck Off Eye Mask- Red
Fuck Off Eye Mask- Red Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More.B...
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€8.95Boobs Dish
Boob Dish The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. The perfect gift for any room in your house. Material: Cera...
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€24.95Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She's the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Crazy Cat La...
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€19.95Dream Decoder
Ever dream that you were flying? Or being chased? Do you wake up and wonder ‘what did that mean’? Dream Decoder presents 60 of the most common drea...
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€8.50Oops, buying something - coin purse
Quirky gift idea for the woman in your life or if you are the woman I believe you let your guard down for one second and - *BOOM* - you're buying s...
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€5.95Nudie Bamboo Toothbrush Set
Nudie Bamboo Toothbrush Set Brush with confidence and humor. This set of two toothbrushes is made from eco-friendly, sustainable bamboo which is n...
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€7.95Seymour Sloth Planter
Seymour Sloth Planter Destress your space with our little Seymour Sloth planter, here to give your beloved shoots a cosy hug. The perfect addition ...
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€19.50Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2
Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2 Transform lifeless wine bottles into something you want to take home and cuddle (or at least drink).Just plug a p...
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€8.00Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder
Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder Comes gift boxed. Ideal gift idea!
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€9.95Pocket Positivity - RuPaul
Pocket Positivity - RuPaul Need some pep from the queen of drag? RuPaul is here for you in this pocket collection of positivity. Learn how to love ...
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€8.95Frida Trinket Dish
Frida Trinket Dish Pretty trinkets deserve to be displayed beautifully. This charming trinket dish is shaped as the wonderful Frida Kahlo with flou...
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€7.95The White Lady - Enamel Pin
What does the iconic White Lady statue mean? We know but we're not telling... (sure it's up to you anyway :) ) Designed and illustrated by the Makt...
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€14.95Bird Jewelry Stand in Black
Bird Jewellery Stand- Black deal for displaying necklaces earrings and bracelets Stylish bird jewellery holder Made of steel 13.3 x 10.2 x 15.2 ce...
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€16.00Hedgehog Cushion Cover
Hand drawn illustration of a lovely Irish hedgehog, designed by our very own Maktus team! Cushion Cover Dimensions - 45cm x 45 cm Please note that...
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€14.95His and Hers keyring house holder
Do you always loose your keys? If so this is the perfect solution! This cute house shaped keyholder has a wee man and a wee woman perfect for any h...
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€22.00Fuck Off Slippers - Pink
Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Comes packaged in a black nylon string tied bag with 'Fuc...
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€13.95DIY Kit - Stitch
DIY Stitch Kit This kit contains everything you need to craft your own creative stitch designs! Contains: 2x cotton aida cloth pieces, 1x needle, 1...
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€10.00Porn For Women
Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give th...
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€6.95Do not Disturb- Gel eye mask
Avoid being awakened by any kind of light and sleep like a baby. Equipped with a cooling gel to get improve rest. Material: Polyester + PVC Dimens...
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Original price €21.95Current price €19.95Live Fast Box Chocolate Anus's
Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this C...
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Original price €21.95Current price €19.95Sweet Treat Box Chocolate Dick
A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck! Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell t...
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Original price €21.95Current price €19.95Blossom Box Chocolate Dick
A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck! Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell t...
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Original price €21.95Current price €19.95The Don Box Chocolate Dick
A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck! Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell t...
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Original price €23.95Current price €21.95Thinking of You! Jelly Dick
Organic Handmade Gummy Penis for all your bachelorette parties, birthday occasions, funny pranks, or just a good gag gift!The perfect gift for the ...
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Original price €23.95Current price €21.95Surprise! Jelly Dick
Organic Handmade Gummy Penis for all your bachelorette parties, birthday occasions, funny pranks, or just a good gag gift!The perfect gift for the ...
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€6.00Stone Flower Frog
Arrange your stems easily! Heavy, sturdy, stone piece with 8 holes to hold your flowers in place under water to make a beautiful arrangement. He...
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€21.95Size Matters Game
Have you ever been told that size doesn’t matter? Well it does in this game! Answer sex based trivia to gain those all-important inches! The player...
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€24.95Zen Garden Grow Kit
Bring some peace and harmony to your workspace or home with the Zen Garden Grow Kit. The kit includes all you’ll need to grow calming Zen garden pl...
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€13.95DIY Macramé Kit
DIY Macramé Kit Looking for a stylish way to spruce up your plants? Hang them in your home with a macramé planter! This kit is suitable for begin...
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