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Valentines gift ideas for that special lady

Valentines Gift Ideas for that Lady in your life

Discover the funniest and sweetest range of Valentine's cards to show the fabulous lady in your life how much you care.
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    A Sweet Treat for You - Chocolate Buttholes

    Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this C...

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  • Calm your Tits! - Maktus
    €12.95

    Calm your Tits! Tote Bag

    Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...

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    Grow It – Bonsai Trees

    Grow It – Bonsai Trees Grow a range of different bonsai trees in your own home! A unique gift idea! Growing your trees is simple - everything you ...

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    €15.95
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    Little black book: A toolkit for Working Women

    Little Black Book: A Toolkit For Working Women is the modern career guide every creative woman needs, whether you’re just starting out or already ...

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    €7.50
  • I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies - Maktus
    €14.95

    I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks

     These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

    €14.95
  • Rupaul Pocket Wisdom - Maktus
    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom - Maktus
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    €9.95

    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom

    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom You betta work! Pocket RuPaul Wisdom contains only the fiercest advice from the supermodel of the world. Learn how to sissy t...

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    Coolaboola - T-Shirt

    Coolaboola T-Shirt Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll lov...

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    €20.00
  • Huggable Llama large - Maktus
    Huggable Llama large - Maktus
    €24.95

    Huggable Llama - Large

    Huggable Llama - Large Cuddle up to the cute huggable llama. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lav...

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  • Stun Hun - Maktus
    €6.95

    Stun Hun Enamel Pin

    Gorgeous, you're only Stun Hun! Soft enamel pin with a sexy glitter finish  Pink Puffa Jacket enamel pin, metal nickel finish  Designed and illustr...

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    €6.95
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    Shhh I'm Overthinking Ladies Socks

    To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking. Women's shoe size 5-10...

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  • The Wife - Maktus
    €9.95

    The Wife

    Ladybirds The Wife The PERFECT GIFT for your long-suffering wife or prospective bride. Or, for any fool of a husband or seriously deluded groom-to...

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  • My Favourite Salad is Wine Oven Glove - Maktus
    €16.95

    My Favourite Salad is Wine Oven Glove

    100% cotton. Super insulated.  Dimensions: 12.5 x 7 x 0.2 inches Weight: 4 ounces

    €16.95
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    Frida Shaped Mug

    Frida Shaped ceramic mug. Inviting vibrant vibes of Mexico to mornings. This beautiful mug is shaped as the charming Frida Kahlo with accents of r...

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    €10.95
  • Fuck this Shit Ladies Socks - Maktus
    €14.95

    Fuck this Shit Ladies Socks

    Fuck this shit! You might be able to shout this at the top of your lungs so maybe just wear these socks instead, it'll be your little secret. Wome...

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    €14.95
  • Motherf*cking Girl Power Ladies Socks - Maktus
    €14.95

    Mother F*cking Girl Power Ladies Socks

    These funky socks are perfect for any girl, we've all got that power!  Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €14.95
  • How to be Successful without hurting men's feelings - Maktus
    How to be Successful without hurting men's feelings - Maktus
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    How to be Successful without hurting men's feelings

    Have you ever felt afraid about asking for a bigger wage? Or felt cheeky if you make a good idea in a meeting? Or if you muck-up something in the o...

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  • Few Naggins Be Grand Apron - Maktus
    €14.95

    Few Naggins Be Grand Apron

    Few Naggins be Grand Apron. Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City. Designed and illustrat...

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  • Boob Bowl - Maktus
    Boob Bowl - Maktus
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    €15.95

    Boob Bowl

    Big Boobs Bowl A Big boob shaped bowl, the perfect for boob lovers. The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. This ...

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  • Huggable Sloth- Large - Maktus
    Huggable Sloth- Large - Maktus
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    Huggable Sloth- Large

    Huggable Sloth- Large Cuddle up to the huggable sloth. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lavender g...

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    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Red

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Red Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More.B...

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    €10.95
  • Boob dish - Maktus
    Boob dish - Maktus
    €8.95

    Boobs Dish

    Boob Dish The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. The perfect gift for any room in your house.  Material: Cera...

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    €8.95
  • Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure - Maktus
    Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure - Maktus
    €24.95

    Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

    Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She's the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Crazy Cat La...

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  • Dream Decoder - Maktus
    Dream Decoder - Maktus
    €19.95

    Dream Decoder

    Ever dream that you were flying? Or being chased? Do you wake up and wonder ‘what did that mean’? Dream Decoder presents 60 of the most common drea...

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    Oops, buying something - coin purse

    Quirky gift idea for the woman in your life or if you are the woman I believe you let your guard down for one second and - *BOOM* - you're buying s...

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    €8.50
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  • Nudie Bamboo Toothbrush Set - Maktus
    €5.95

    Nudie Bamboo Toothbrush Set

    Nudie Bamboo Toothbrush Set Brush with confidence and humor. This set of two toothbrushes is made from eco-friendly, sustainable bamboo which is n...

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    Seymour Sloth Planter

    Seymour Sloth Planter Destress your space with our little Seymour Sloth planter, here to give your beloved shoots a cosy hug. The perfect addition ...

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    €7.95
  • Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2 - Maktus
    Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2 - Maktus
    €19.50

    Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2

    Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2 Transform lifeless wine bottles into something you want to take home and cuddle (or at least drink).Just plug a p...

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    €19.50
  • Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder - Maktus
    €8.00

    Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder

    Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder Comes gift boxed. Ideal gift idea!

    €8.00
  • Pocket Positivity- RuPaul - Maktus
    Pocket Positivity- RuPaul - Maktus
    €9.95

    Pocket Positivity - RuPaul

    Pocket Positivity - RuPaul Need some pep from the queen of drag? RuPaul is here for you in this pocket collection of positivity. Learn how to love ...

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    Frida Trinket Dish

    Frida Trinket Dish Pretty trinkets deserve to be displayed beautifully. This charming trinket dish is shaped as the wonderful Frida Kahlo with flou...

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    €8.95
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    The White Lady - Enamel Pin

    What does the iconic White Lady statue mean? We know but we're not telling... (sure it's up to you anyway :) ) Designed and illustrated by the Makt...

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    Bird Jewelry Stand in Black

    Bird Jewellery Stand- Black deal for displaying necklaces earrings and bracelets Stylish bird jewellery holder Made of steel 13.3 x 10.2 x 15.2 ce...

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    €14.00
  • Hedgehog cushion cover - Maktus
    €16.00

    Hedgehog Cushion Cover

    Hand drawn illustration of a lovely Irish hedgehog, designed by our very own Maktus team! Cushion Cover Dimensions - 45cm x 45 cm  Please note that...

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    €16.00
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    His and Hers keyring house holder

    Do you always loose your keys? If so this is the perfect solution! This cute house shaped keyholder has a wee man and a wee woman perfect for any h...

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    Fuck Off Slippers - Pink

    Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Comes packaged in a black nylon string tied bag with 'Fuc...

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    DIY Kit - Stitch

    DIY Stitch Kit This kit contains everything you need to craft your own creative stitch designs! Contains: 2x cotton aida cloth pieces, 1x needle, 1...

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    Porn For Women

    Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give th...

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    Do not Disturb- Gel eye mask

    Avoid being awakened by any kind of light and sleep like a baby. Equipped with a cooling gel to get improve rest. Material: Polyester + PVC Dimens...

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    Live Fast Box Chocolate Anus's

    Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this C...

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    Sweet Treat Box Chocolate Dick

    A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck! Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell t...

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    Blossom Box Chocolate Dick

    A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck! Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell t...

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    The Don Box Chocolate Dick

    A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck! Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell t...

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    Thinking of You! Jelly Dick

    Organic Handmade Gummy Penis for all your bachelorette parties, birthday occasions, funny pranks, or just a good gag gift!The perfect gift for the ...

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    Surprise! Jelly Dick

    Organic Handmade Gummy Penis for all your bachelorette parties, birthday occasions, funny pranks, or just a good gag gift!The perfect gift for the ...

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    €8.95

    Stone Flower Frog

    Arrange your stems easily! Heavy, sturdy, stone piece with 8 holes to hold your flowers in place under water to make a beautiful arrangement. He...

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    Size Matters Game

    Have you ever been told that size doesn’t matter? Well it does in this game! Answer sex based trivia to gain those all-important inches! The player...

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    Zen Garden Grow Kit

    Bring some peace and harmony to your workspace or home with the Zen Garden Grow Kit. The kit includes all you’ll need to grow calming Zen garden pl...

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    €24.95
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    DIY Macramé Kit

    DIY Macramé Kit Looking for a stylish way to spruce up your plants? Hang them in your home with a macramé planter! This kit is suitable for begin...

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