Valentines for the Man in your life!
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Penis Pokey
A playful addition to any non-family friendly event! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its centre. Every spre...
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Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks
Pretty decent socks for your pretty decent boyfreind Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Camera Lens Travel Mug
Looks like a realistic camera lens and comes with a biscuit holder lens cap! Perfect gift for a photographer. Weight: 222g Dimensions: 14.8 x 9.2...
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How To Live With A Huge Penis
Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...
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Dublin Pubs Scratch Map
Check out 30 of Dublin's most famous drinking institutions. With this map you get to discover what makes Irish pubs world famous. Once you've been...
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Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener
Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener DURABLE MATERIAL - The bottle is made of high quality materials, is durable and sturdy, and can be opened easily. Gold ...
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Fuck Off I'm Gaming Men's Sock
Arrah Im busy gaming here, would you ever fuck off! These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12. 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 3% spandex.
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The Husband
The Husband The handy guide to the Husband makes the perfect gift for any long-suffering wife or prospective bride to give to their beloved husban...
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Mix-Master- Cocktail Shaker
Mix Master- Markings let you know just the right amount of liquid to pour. Fancy yourself a bartender? The Mix Master Cocktail Shaker has recipes a...
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Whiskers Men's Socks
For the very handsome bearded man in your life. Now he can have a great beard and great socks to match Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27%...
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Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray
Take cap off spray bottle. Aim bottle at open mouth and depress pump action atomizer. The more spray the more gay! For first time users, expect mi...
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Vinyl Pizza Cutter
Vinyl Pizza Cutter NOVELTY PIZZA SHAPE - Fully Functional Cutter HIGH QUALITY - Made of lightweight plastic, Easy to clean and can be hung up when...
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Lostys -Pintman T-Shirt
Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll love the fit and feel ...
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Dublin Pubs Coaster A4 Print
15 Dublin Pubs Coaster A4 Print designed by Irish illustrator Eoin Whelehan Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the Maktus design studio...
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Craft Brews of Ireland Tea Towel
Designed in store by MaktusCotton dish cloth. Cotton dish towel. Guest dish cloth.Keep your kitchen neat and tidy with the help of this absorbent a...
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Giant Ice Sphere
Giant Ice Sphere Ice spheres dilute less and therefore last longer than traditional ice cubes. Simply fill the mould with water, freeze for at lea...
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Deadly Buzz T-Shirt
Deadly Buzz T-Shirt Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll lo...
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Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder
Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder Comes gift boxed. Ideal gift idea!
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Guitar Pizza Cutter
Pizza Cutter - Guitar Rocks and rolls across your pizza. Cool rockin kitchen gadget.
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Faces of Ireland A3 Print
The Faces of Ireland illustrated by Alana McDonagh right here at Maktus. All the gang are der,James Joyce, Dermot Morgan, Shane McGowan, Countess M...
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DURTY Dishes - Tea Towel
Clean up your dirty dishes in rapid time with this DART inspired Teatowel. Maktus designed Tea Towel. Keep your kitchen neat and tidy with the help...
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Spot The Cock: A Search And Find Book
Spot The Cock: A Search And Find Book Hone your sleuthing skills in this wickedly funny and ever-so slightly naughty search-and-find book. They see...
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Fuck Off Slippers - Black
Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Come packaged in a black nylon string tied bag, with 'Fuc...
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Craft Brew Scratch Map
Check out 50 of Ireland's best craft brews from each and every county in Ireland with this unique scratch map designed by our team here in Dublin! ...
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Vinyl Coasters
Vinyl Coasters Adorn your coffee table with these stylish retro vinyl record coasters, each one features a different record label design, making t...
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Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black
Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More...
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Badger Cushion Cover
Hand-drawn Irish wildlife cushion cover, designed by our very own Maktus team! Cushion Cover Dimensions - 45cm x 45 cm Please note that the Cushi...
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Rockin' Spoons
Rockin' Spoons Set of wooden salad spoons in guitar shapes. Made from natural Beechwood. Weight: 99.8g Dimensions: 8.3 x 1 x 26.7 cm
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House of Yolk Egg Cup
The Iron Throne Egg Cup A miniature replica, forged from the tiny swords of fallen eggs Unique gift for any Game of Thrones fan Perfect throne fo...
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Mr Perfect Mens Socks
Mr Perfect Mens Socks. It is all about the feet and what you got on ’em. Need to maintain your sense of self whilst having to wear your suit at wor...
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Live Fast Box Chocolate Anus's
Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this C...
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Blossom Box Chocolate Dick
A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck! Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell t...
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Rock On Headphone Display Stand
Love music but hate searching for where you last left your headphones? Rock On is for you. This golden over-sized hand effigy captures the true spi...
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Beer Soap
The heady aroma of your favourite beer in a soap. A crisp, sweet and slightly hoppy scent. Rinse responsibly!
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A Sweet Treat for You - Chocolate Buttholes
Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this C...
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Size Matters Game
Have you ever been told that size doesn’t matter? Well it does in this game! Answer sex based trivia to gain those all-important inches! The player...
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Golf Ball Ice Ball Molds
Score big at any sports party event! This set of 2 ice molds makes 2 large ice balls (dia. 5cm). Hand wash only. Design: KDT; Material: TPE; Prod....
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I Love Being Gay With You
Show that special someone how you feel! From offensively Delightful cards. Blank inside Dimensions: 105mm x 150mm Grey envelope included
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If You Were Milk I'd Smell You First
''Look i'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk i'd smell you first.'' Card designed by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150mm x 150mm Blank in...
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I Fucking Love You
I Fuckin Love You Card illustrated and desgned by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus studio
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You Can Be Anything Greeting Card
Never let anyone tell you that you can't be a unicorn. Simple! Details: Designed by: Chris Simpson. Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches). ...
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Luxury Ready Meal
Why not go all out this Valentines Day?From Modern Toss / Brainbox Candy Red envelope included
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Hey Valentine
Hey Valentine, this card is just customary. Your gift is inside my pants. Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105X150 mm Poppy envelope incl...
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Roy Keane Valentine
Here's your valentines card you big baby....baby. Designed in the Maktus Studio! DImensions 120x170mm Quick dispatch
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Desperation
It must be love, love, love....but more like desperation. Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensi...
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Desperate
I wish I hadn't been so desperate. Happy Valentines. Designed and illustrated by Haim Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150...
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I'm Glad We Matched
I'm glad we matched! Designed and illustrated in the maktus studio! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Quick dispatch!
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Special Delivery For You!
Special delivery! Big love for you! Designed and illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Bl...
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