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Valentines gifts for that man in your life

Valentines for the Man in your life!

The funniest selection of lovey-dovey Valentines cards for that special man in your life.
  • Penis Pokey - Maktus
    Penis Pokey - Maktus
    €10.95

    Penis Pokey

    A playful addition to any non-family friendly event!  Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its centre. Every spre...

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    €10.95
  • Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks - Maktus
    €14.95

    Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks

    Pretty decent socks for your pretty decent boyfreind Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

    €14.95
  • Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
    Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
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    €15.00

    Camera Lens Travel Mug

    Looks like a realistic camera lens and comes with a biscuit holder lens cap! Perfect gift for a photographer.  Weight: 222g Dimensions: 14.8 x 9.2...

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    €15.00
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    How To Live With A Huge Penis

    Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...

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    €13.95
  • Dublin Pubs Scratch Map - Maktus
    Dublin Pubs Scratch Map - Maktus
    €19.95

    Dublin Pubs Scratch Map

    Check out 30 of Dublin's most famous drinking institutions.  With this map you get to discover what makes Irish pubs world famous. Once you've been...

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    €19.95
  • Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener - Maktus
    Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener - Maktus
    €12.95

    Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener

    Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener DURABLE MATERIAL - The bottle is made of high quality materials, is durable and sturdy, and can be opened easily. Gold ...

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    €12.95
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    Fuck Off I'm Gaming Men's Sock

    Arrah Im busy gaming here, would you ever fuck off! These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12. 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 3% spandex. 

    €14.95
  • The Husband - Maktus
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    €9.95

    The Husband

    The Husband The handy guide to the Husband makes the perfect gift for any long-suffering wife or prospective bride to give to their beloved husban...

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    €9.95
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  • Mix-Master- cocktail shaker - Maktus
    Mix-Master- cocktail shaker - Maktus
    €24.95

    Mix-Master- Cocktail Shaker

    Mix Master- Markings let you know just the right amount of liquid to pour. Fancy yourself a bartender? The Mix Master Cocktail Shaker has recipes a...

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    €24.95
  • Whiskers men's Socks - Maktus
    €14.95

    Whiskers Men's Socks

    For the very handsome bearded man in your life. Now he can have a great beard and great socks to match Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27%...

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    €14.95
  • Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray - Maktus
    €7.95

    Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray

    Take cap off spray bottle. Aim bottle at open mouth and depress pump action atomizer. The more spray the more gay! For first time users, expect mi...

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    €7.95
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    Vinyl Pizza Cutter

    Vinyl Pizza Cutter NOVELTY PIZZA SHAPE - Fully Functional Cutter HIGH QUALITY - Made of lightweight plastic, Easy to clean and can be hung up when...

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    €9.95
  • €20.00

    Lostys -Pintman T-Shirt

    Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll love the fit and feel ...

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    €20.00
  • 15 Dublin Pubs Coaster Print A4 - Maktus
    €15.00

    Dublin Pubs Coaster A4 Print

    15 Dublin Pubs Coaster A4 Print designed by Irish illustrator Eoin Whelehan Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the  Maktus design studio...

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    €15.00
  • Craft Brews of Ireland Tea Towel - Maktus
    €12.00

    Craft Brews of Ireland Tea Towel

    Designed in store by MaktusCotton dish cloth. Cotton dish towel. Guest dish cloth.Keep your kitchen neat and tidy with the help of this absorbent a...

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    €12.00
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    Giant Ice Sphere

    Giant Ice Sphere Ice spheres dilute less and therefore last longer than traditional ice cubes. Simply fill the mould with water, freeze for at lea...

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    €12.00
  • €20.00

    Deadly Buzz T-Shirt

    Deadly Buzz T-Shirt Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll lo...

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    €20.00
  • Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder - Maktus
    €8.00

    Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder

    Astronaut on the Moon Memo/Postcard Clip Holder Comes gift boxed. Ideal gift idea!

    €8.00
  • Guitar Pizza Cutter - Maktus
    Guitar Pizza Cutter - Maktus
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    €16.00

    Guitar Pizza Cutter

    Pizza Cutter - Guitar Rocks and rolls across your pizza. Cool rockin kitchen gadget.

    €16.00
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  • Maktus Faces of Ireland Poster A3 - Maktus
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    €22.00

    Faces of Ireland A3 Print

    The Faces of Ireland illustrated by Alana McDonagh right here at Maktus. All the gang are der,James Joyce, Dermot Morgan, Shane McGowan, Countess M...

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    €22.00
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    €9.95

    DURTY Dishes - Tea Towel

    Clean up your dirty dishes in rapid time with this DART inspired Teatowel. Maktus designed Tea Towel. Keep your kitchen neat and tidy with the help...

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    €9.95
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    Spot The Cock: A Search And Find Book

    Spot The Cock: A Search And Find Book Hone your sleuthing skills in this wickedly funny and ever-so slightly naughty search-and-find book. They see...

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    €13.95
  • €22.00

    Fuck Off Slippers - Black

    Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Come packaged in a black nylon string tied bag, with 'Fuc...

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    €22.00
  • Craft Brew Scratch Map - Maktus
    Craft Brew Scratch Map - Maktus
    €19.95

    Craft Brew Scratch Map

    Check out 50 of Ireland's best craft brews from each and every county in Ireland with this unique scratch map designed by our team here in Dublin! ...

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    €19.95
  • Vinyl Coasters - Maktus
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    €15.95

    Vinyl Coasters

    Vinyl Coasters Adorn your coffee table with these stylish retro vinyl record coasters, each one features a different record label design, making t...

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    €15.95
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    €10.95

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More...

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    €10.95
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  • Badger cushion cover - Maktus
    €16.00

    Badger Cushion Cover

    Hand-drawn Irish wildlife cushion cover, designed by our very own Maktus team! Cushion Cover Dimensions - 45cm x 45 cm  Please note that the Cushi...

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    €16.00
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    Rockin' Spoons

    Rockin' Spoons Set of wooden salad spoons in guitar shapes. Made from natural Beechwood. Weight: 99.8g Dimensions: 8.3 x 1 x 26.7 cm

    €17.95
  • House of Yolk Egg Cup - Maktus
    House of Yolk Egg Cup - Maktus
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    €13.50

    House of Yolk Egg Cup

    The Iron Throne Egg Cup A miniature replica, forged from the tiny swords of fallen eggs Unique gift for any Game of Thrones fan Perfect throne fo...

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    €13.50
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    €14.95

    Mr Perfect Mens Socks

    Mr Perfect Mens Socks. It is all about the feet and what you got on ’em. Need to maintain your sense of self whilst having to wear your suit at wor...

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    Original price €21.95
    Current price €19.95

    Live Fast Box Chocolate Anus's

    Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this C...

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    Blossom Box Chocolate Dick

    A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck! Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell t...

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    €29.95

    Rock On Headphone Display Stand

    Love music but hate searching for where you last left your headphones? Rock On is for you. This golden over-sized hand effigy captures the true spi...

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    €29.95
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    €10.95

    Beer Soap

    The heady aroma of your favourite beer in a soap. A crisp, sweet and slightly hoppy scent. Rinse responsibly!

    €10.95
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    Original price €21.95
    Current price €19.95

    A Sweet Treat for You - Chocolate Buttholes

    Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this C...

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  • €21.95

    Size Matters Game

    Have you ever been told that size doesn’t matter? Well it does in this game! Answer sex based trivia to gain those all-important inches! The player...

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    €21.95
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    €12.00

    Golf Ball Ice Ball Molds

    Score big at any sports party event! This set of 2 ice molds makes 2 large ice balls (dia. 5cm). Hand wash only. Design: KDT; Material: TPE; Prod....

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    €12.00
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    I Love Being Gay With You

    Show that special someone how you feel! From offensively Delightful cards. Blank inside Dimensions: 105mm x 150mm Grey envelope included

    €4.00
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    If You Were Milk I'd Smell You First

    ''Look i'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk i'd smell you first.'' Card designed by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150mm x 150mm Blank in...

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    €4.00
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    I Fucking Love You

    I Fuckin Love You Card illustrated and desgned by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus studio  

    €4.00
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    You Can Be Anything Greeting Card

    Never let anyone tell you that you can't be a unicorn. Simple! Details: Designed by: Chris Simpson. Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches).  ...

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    €4.00
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    €4.00

    Luxury Ready Meal

    Why not go all out this Valentines Day?From Modern Toss / Brainbox Candy Red envelope included

    €4.00
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    Hey Valentine

    Hey Valentine, this card is just customary. Your gift is inside my pants. Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105X150 mm Poppy envelope incl...

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    €4.00
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    Roy Keane Valentine

    Here's your valentines card you big baby....baby. Designed in the Maktus Studio! DImensions 120x170mm Quick dispatch

    €4.00
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    Desperation

    It must be love, love, love....but more like desperation. Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio!  Dimensi...

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    Desperate

    I wish I hadn't been so desperate. Happy Valentines. Designed and illustrated by Haim Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150...

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    €4.00
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    I'm Glad We Matched

    I'm glad we matched!  Designed and illustrated in the maktus studio!  Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Quick dispatch!  

    €4.00
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    Special Delivery For You!

    Special delivery! Big love for you!  Designed and illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Bl...

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    €4.00

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