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Occasional greeting cards

Occasional Greeting Cards

Browse our brilliant range of greeting cards of all occasions from New Home to Sorry Your Leaving cards.
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    New Home Ribbon

    'New Home Ribbon' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blank...

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    Terry The Jellyfish

    Life was tough for Terry the two-tentacled jellyfish◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Give An Old Person Something To Live For

    If 2020 has taught us anything it's that cards can really raise a smile much more than an email ever could. So here's the perfect birthday card for...

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    You Look Like Shit

    You Look Like Shit, Dave.◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude - Maktus
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    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous!

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    You Did It

    'You Did it' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blank Insi...

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    Father Ted Heaven

    Father Ted Heaven greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    How To Be A Happier Person Children Bin

    Does it spark joy? Nope? Ok in the bin it goes then. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105mm◙ Bright Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
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    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
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    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Many Years Ago - Maktus
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    Many Years Ago

    Well done for being born many years ago! This Croc doesn't seem too excited for birthdays...but we bet your pal will love it! Inside Message: Blank...

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  • You're a Twat - Maktus
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    You're A Twat!

    You're A Twat! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Here he comes, hide - Maktus
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    Here He Comes, Hide!

    Here he comes, hide! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Wake up be Fabulous Repeat - Maktus
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    Wake up be Fabulous Repeat

    Wake Up, Be Fabulous, Repeat Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Kebabba The Hutt

    Kebabba The Hutt greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Raining Men - Maktus
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    Raining Men

    Raining Men greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Kim Long Surfing Trump

    Kim Long Surfing Trump Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Breast Friends - Maktus
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    Breast Friends

    Breast Friends greeting card We've all got a Breast Friend that we go absolutely crazy with when were together...this card just proves it! Inside M...

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    Best Of 80's

    Best of 80's greeting card. Featuring Hulk Hogan, Arnie, Rocky, Ghostbusters, ET, Robocop plus many more iconic characters from TV in the 80's. Ins...

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  • Liam Need Some - Maktus
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    Liam Needs Some

    Liam is looking for some action, again!! Hilarious Liam Neeson birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craf...

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    Sanitiser G&T

    She tried to make homemade hand sanitiser, but it kept coming out as Gin and Tonic. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Indiv...

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  • Dolly Spartan - Maktus
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    Dolly Spartan

    Hilarious Dolly Parton Birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6...

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  • Who the Fuck invited Keith - Maktus
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    Who the Fuck invited Keith

    Who the fuck invited keith? Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Recipe 2020

    Recipe For 2020: 1 cup of cluster. 2 cups of Fuck. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag w...

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    Why The Long Face?

    Why The Long Face? Give me some beer you cunt. Horse in bar illustration  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a yello...

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    You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree

    You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree Or A High Class Prostitute...show us a more hilarious card!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ C...

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    Smells Like A Spring Meadow

    Bad news is the hamsters dead. Good news is that it's soft, clean and smells like a spring meadow. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 ...

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    Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy

    Hoping your first word would be mummy card This is the perfect card to brighten someone's day, who wouldn't laugh when they open it? Inside Message...

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    I Killed A Mouse

    I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

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    Sniff It Barry, It's Not Marmite

    Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • All The Gear Card - Maktus
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    All the Gear, no Idea Card

    All the Gear, no Idea Card PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE SIZE: 150x150mm CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

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    Play With His Balls

    She Loved Nothing More Than To Play With His Balls. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag ...

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    I'm Game If You Are...

    I'm Game If You Are... Blank inside, 150x150mm, printed on heavyweight board, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    You're Only Rapid Greeting Card

    You're Only Rapid Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range o...

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    I Kinda Like You...A Lot.

    I Kinda Like You...A Lot. Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included. ◙ Foil Lettering◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Pope Francis

    Thanks for putting up with my shit- Pope Francis greeting card Designed in Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 m...

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    No Cure For Being A Dickhead

    I'm afraid there's no cure for being a little dickhead.. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick ...

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    Thank Ewe!

    Thank Ewe!◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    It's Written In The Stars

    It's Written In The Stars Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    You Are My Moon And Stars

    You Are My Moon And Stars  Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included. ◙ Holographic Foil Lettering.◙ Quick...

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    Party

    Fun party huh?  We have to leave immediately. You peed on the rug didnt you? I'll get our coats. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a...

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    Black-Get It On

    Black-Get It On◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Red Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Miss You Lion

    I ate you, but I miss you. Inside Message: Blank Printed on FSC Certified Paper  ◙ Dimensions: 170mm x 120mm◙ White Envelope and biodegradable cel...

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    Little Pea Card

    Share your excitement with a little pea! Embossed and finished with spot gloss for that extra colour pop! Size: 105 x 148mm Blank inside Paired wi...

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    Otterly Fabulous

    Tell that special someone how otterly fabulous they are! Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message...

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    You Goat this!

    Send some loving words of support!  Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensions:...

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    Giraffe You Crazy

    Sorry I Giraffe You Crazy! Card Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 15...

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