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Novelty Socks

All our wonderful funky socks in the one collection. Both men's socks and women's socks or swing by to the ladies or the men's if needs be, we wont judge you
  • I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies - Maktus
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    I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks

     These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

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    Fuck Off I'm Gaming Men's Sock

    Arrah Im busy gaming here, would you ever fuck off! These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12. 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 3% spandex. 

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  • Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks

    Don't let anyone distract you from your good read, just kick your feet up in the air Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2...

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  • Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

    When you don't know what to get a special man in your life, socks always have been and always will be the safest bet.  Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% ...

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  • Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks

    Pretty decent socks for your pretty decent boyfreind Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Get Shit Done Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Get Shit Done Men's Socks

    I am going to get shit done...Later! How many times have we said this to ourselves. At least you're admitting it with these funky socks. Men's sho...

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  • Ain't No Bad Joke Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Ain't No Bad Joke Men's Funny Socks

    Ain't no bad joke like a Dad joke. Now he has these awesome socks to wear while he's telling you his terrible dad jokes.  Men's shoe size 7-12. 71...

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  • Fuck this Shit Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Fuck this Shit Ladies Socks

    Fuck this shit! You might be able to shout this at the top of your lungs so maybe just wear these socks instead, it'll be your little secret. Wome...

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  • This Meeting is Bullshit Men's Socks - Maktus
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    This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Socks

    Make sure only your closest co-workers see these socks and try not to laugh too hard during the meeting. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; ...

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  • Hi I Don't Care Thanks Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Hi I Don't Care Thanks Ladies Socks

    Hi I don't care, thanks! But you might care if your not wearing these cool socks! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex

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  • Motherf*cking Girl Power Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Mother F*cking Girl Power Ladies Socks

    These funky socks are perfect for any girl, we've all got that power!  Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • Hangry Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Hangry Ladies Ankle Socks

    Stay anyway from anyone who is hungry and angry at the same time..but if you tell them you love their socks you might not get yelled at. Women's s...

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  • My Favourite Salad is Wine Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    My Favourite Salad is Wine Ladies Socks

    For the wine lover in your life Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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    I Never Fart Ladies Socks

    I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie.  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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    Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks

    Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now....

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    People I Love, Cats Ladies Socks

    Who needs people when you can have cats to love! Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • Super Fucking Awesome Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Super Fucking Awesome Ladies Socks

    You know how your gonna feel wearing these socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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    I Love My Asshole Kids Ladies Socks

    No but I really do! These hilarious socks are the perfect gift for any mum!  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • Fuck This Shit Men‘s Socks - Maktus
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    Fuck This Shit Men‘s Socks

    Show your true colours with these socks!  Fuck this shit! You might be able to shout this at the top of your lungs so maybe just wear these socks...

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    Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks

    Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women'...

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  • Take No Shit Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Take No Shit Ladies Socks

    Take no shit..give no fucks. It's always good to have a little reminder on your socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spa...

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  • I have to pee, again - women's socks - Maktus
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    I Have To Pee, Again Ladies Socks

    The perfect socks to wear while you run to the bathroom every hour!  Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.  

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    Shhh I'm Overthinking Ladies Socks

    To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking. Women's shoe size 5-10...

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  • Shitting Rainbows Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Shitting Rainbows Ladies Socks

    Every day is a shitting rainbow's kinda day with these socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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    Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks

    He will wear these socks as a badge of honor! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks

    Know a Crazy Cat Dude? These are the perfect socks for them, just make sure the cat doesn't start nibbling at them. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combe...

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  • Golf Socks - Maktus
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    Golf Mens Socks

    Golf socks, swing your thing, its all mental! The perfect Irish gift idea! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Sock - Maktus
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    Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks

    He only hears what he wants to hear...like how awesome his socks are! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Whiskers men's Socks - Maktus
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    Whiskers Men's Socks

    For the very handsome bearded man in your life. Now he can have a great beard and great socks to match Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27%...

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  • Giant Music Snob - Maktus
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    Giant Music Snob Mens Socks

    Give people a little warning the next time you visit and record store! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Me When My Song Comes ON - Maktus
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    Me When My Song Comes On Ladies Socks

    These gorgeous socks are so vibrant they will be hard to miss!  Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • This Meeting is Bullshit Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    This Meeting is Bullshit Ladies Socks

    Make sure only your closest co-workers see these socks and try not to laugh too hard during the meeting. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% co...

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  • The Universe is Kind of Dick Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    The Universe is Kind of a Dick Ladies Ankle Socks

    The universe might be a dick but if you've got cool socks it's a little better right? Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spa...

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    Yeah, I'm old, fuck you - men's socks

    You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

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    My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Socks

    My Cat is cool as fuck women's socks Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this c...

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  • Mr. Fix It Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Mr. Fix It Men's Socks

    Give your man a hint... Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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    This Girl Takes No Shit Women's Ankle Socks

    This Girl Takes No Shit Women's Socks She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% ny...

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    Dragon's and Wizards and Shit

    Dragon's and Wizards and Shit - 'nuff said! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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    I Do As I Please Women's Socks

    I Do As I Please Women's Socks And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed c...

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    Just Taking This Shit In Ladies Socks

    We love these gorgeous colourful socks, perfect for a road trip! Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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    Classic Rock Socks Men's Socks

    Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

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    Love Me a Good Poop Socks

    If we can't just be open with one another, after this long, then what even is the point. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% ...

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    Mr Perfect Mens Socks

    Mr Perfect Mens Socks. It is all about the feet and what you got on ’em. Need to maintain your sense of self whilst having to wear your suit at wor...

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    Dear Wine Yes

    Dear Wine - Yes I Said Yes I Will Yes! Dear Wine Yes Socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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    Mindful as fuck w-ankle sock

    The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspec...

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    Turns out I'm as Tough as Shit Socks

    I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...

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    Plants Get Me Women's Ankle Socks

    Plants Get Me Women's Socks Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. I'd say it ...

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    Don't make mommy be a bitch w-crew socks

    Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-10...

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