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Funny greeting cards

Funny Greeting Cards

Our selection of the funniest cards available!!
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    You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree

    You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree Or A High Class Prostitute...show us a more hilarious card!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ C...

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  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
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    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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  • Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
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    Mother Teresa- I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question?

    Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 m...

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    How's The Diet Going?

    How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Asshole - Maktus
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    Asshole

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €3.95
  • Being old means you can never trust a fart - Maktus
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    Being old means you can never completely trust a fart

    Being old means you can never completely trust a fart! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy

    Hoping your first word would be mummy card This is the perfect card to brighten someone's day, who wouldn't laugh when they open it? Inside Message...

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    This is awesome. Vodka Fish

    This is Awsome. Vodka Fish. Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude - Maktus
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    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous!

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
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    Smells Like A Spring Meadow

    Bad news is the hamsters dead. Good news is that it's soft, clean and smells like a spring meadow. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 ...

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  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
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    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You - Maktus
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    I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You

    Here's a card I basically designed to send to myself on a daily basis. If you're like me, or have friends that are too this Birthday card might be ...

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    Sanitiser G&T

    She tried to make homemade hand sanitiser, but it kept coming out as Gin and Tonic. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Indiv...

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  • Donald Trump Hates you - Maktus
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    Donald Trump Hates You

    Donald Trump Hates you!! You must be doing something right. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Like a fart - Maktus
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    Like A fart

    Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, its probably shit.Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Recreational Drugs - Maktus
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    Recreational Drugs

    Recreational Drugs Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
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    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right Take Your Parents For Example - Maktus
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    Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right. Take Your Parents For Example

    You were made, end of. Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right. Take Your Parents As Example. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greetin...

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  • Onwards - Chin Up - Maktus
    Onwards - Chin Up - Maktus
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    Onwards - Chin Up

    Chin Up. Tits out. Onwards. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Happy Birthday- After Party

    Happy Birthday! (Don't Mind Us) We're Just Here For The After Party! Greeting Card Celebrate your big day with the Dancing Pallbearers! Illustrated...

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  • To Do List, give card to idiot - Maktus
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    To Do List, Give Card To Idiot

    To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Kill you last - Maktus
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    Kill You Last

    I like you. I kill you last. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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  • You know you’re old...when all your friends smell of piss - Maktus
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    You Know You’re Old...When All Your Friends Smell Of Piss

    You Know You're Old when your friends smell of piss Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Artritis - Maktus
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    Arthritis

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...

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  • 365 Days since you fell out of a vagina - Maktus
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    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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  • Wine is also red- Poem - Maktus
    Wine is also red- Poem - Maktus
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    Wine Is Also Red- Poem

    Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • True Friends Don't Judge - Maktus
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    True Friends Don't Judge

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • True Connoisseur - Maktus
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    True Connoisseur

    I'm getting bitter pears and toasted marshmallows. Like a mellow summer evening, with of nuts and dangleberries. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individua...

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  • Awkward Star Trek Orgy - Maktus
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    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Monastery Charades - Maktus
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    Monastery Charades

    A body part, you say? Charades at the monastery. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
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    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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  • Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
    Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
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    Jesus Card- Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole

    Jesus Card - Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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  • Amaze Myself - Maktus
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    Amaze Myself Card

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy? - Maktus
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    Do I Look Like I Fly Fucking Economy?

    Do I Look like I fly fucking economy?!! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • That Ass - Maktus
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    That Ass Tho

    That ass tho. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Hip Hip Replacement - Maktus
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    Hip Hip Replacement

    Old age creeps up on all of us, just make sure this Birthday no one ends up dancing on tables or a hip replacement might be an extra present they w...

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  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
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    Music To My Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    Fountain Of Youth

    The Fountain Of Youth. Out of Order. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Fuck quinoa! I have cake - Maktus
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    Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake

    Fuck Quinoa! I Have cake! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
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  • Finally, a square piece of card - Maktus
    Finally, a square piece of card - Maktus
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    Finally, A Square Piece Of Card

    Finally, A Square piece of card. This must be what's missing from my life all of these years. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a ce...

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  • Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want... - Maktus
    Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want... - Maktus
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    Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want...

    Bob Dylan - Yo, I,'ll Tell You What I Want Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Reg...

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  • A Freak in the Sheets - Maktus
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    A Freak in the Streets, Asleep the Sheets Card

    "A Freak in the streets, asleep in the sheets" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Tolerate You - Maktus
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    Tolerate You

    I Tolerate you. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €3.95
  • Liam Need Some - Maktus
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    Liam Needs Some

    Liam is looking for some action, again!! Hilarious Liam Neeson birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craf...

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  • Love Isn't- Vanentines - Maktus
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    Love Isn't Something You Say

    Love Isn't something you say, its something you do. You mean, like this? Love emoji. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag w...

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  • Yoga And Pilates - Maktus
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    Yoga And Pilates

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Dolly Spartan - Maktus
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    Dolly Spartan

    Hilarious Dolly Parton Birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6...

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  • Uninspired - Maktus
    Uninspired - Maktus
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    Uninspired

    Horrendously uninspired all purpose greeting card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00