Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 m...

How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

Hoping your first word would be mummy card This is the perfect card to brighten someone's day, who wouldn't laugh when they open it? Inside Message...

Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Bad news is the hamsters dead. Good news is that it's soft, clean and smells like a spring meadow. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 ...

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Here's a card I basically designed to send to myself on a daily basis. If you're like me, or have friends that are too this Birthday card might be ...

May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

You were made, end of. Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right. Take Your Parents As Example. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greetin...

Chin Up. Tits out. Onwards. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Happy Birthday! (Don't Mind Us) We're Just Here For The After Party! Greeting Card Celebrate your big day with the Dancing Pallbearers! Illustrated...

To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...

Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

I'm getting bitter pears and toasted marshmallows. Like a mellow summer evening, with of nuts and dangleberries. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individua...

Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

A body part, you say? Charades at the monastery. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

Jesus Card - Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...

The Fountain Of Youth. Out of Order. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

Fuck Quinoa! I Have cake! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Bob Dylan - Yo, I,'ll Tell You What I Want Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Reg...

I Tolerate you. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

Liam is looking for some action, again!! Hilarious Liam Neeson birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craf...

Hilarious Dolly Parton Birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6...

Horrendously uninspired all purpose greeting card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

Who the fuck invited keith? Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Seriously ? You Were The Sperm That Won Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greet...

Recipe For 2020: 1 cup of cluster. 2 cups of Fuck. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag w...

Why The Long Face? Give me some beer you cunt. Horse in bar illustration  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a yello...

Did you read that correctly? I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

Slow steady strokes Penelope, you're not trying to throttle a chicken here. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelop...

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm...

She Loved Nothing More Than To Play With His Balls. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag ...

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

You know you're OLD when an 'ALL-nighter' means not getting up to pee. Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packa...

I'm afraid there's no cure for being a little dickhead.. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick ...

I wanna get my hands on your meat! Who doesn't love a nice bit of salami, frankfurter and bologna sausage? Well if you're as hungry for some meat a...

If 2020 has taught us anything it's that cards can really raise a smile much more than an email ever could. So here's the perfect birthday card for...

Fathers Day King Of DIY Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!