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    Happy Bertie

    Happy Bertie Check out our amazing Bertie Ahern greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Michael Tea Higgins Mug - Maktus
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    Michael Tea Higgins Mug

    Micheal Tea Higgins mug come in its own snazzy gift box! Designed by our very own Dublin-based Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individually...

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  • Cards Against Humanity – Expansion Packs - Maktus
    Cards Against Humanity – Expansion Packs - Maktus
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    Cards Against Humanity – Expansion Packs

    100 NEW cards (80 White cards and 20 Black cards) 12 bonus blank cards (8 blank White cards and 4 blank Black cards) Professionally printed on pr...

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    Michael Tea Higgins Coaster

    Michael TEA Higgins! Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Michael Tea Higgins Coaster- M...

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    Grow It – Bonsai Trees

    Grow It – Bonsai Trees Grow a range of different bonsai trees in your own home! A unique gift idea! Growing your trees is simple - everything you ...

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    Big Bag of Cans Tote Bag

    Big Bag of Cans tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! Perfect for a few sessions here and there! Our shopper bag i...

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    Your Favourite Lad -Wood

    Happy birthday from everybody's favourite lad- meme Mr Wood Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish d...

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  • Dublin Pubs Scratch Map - Maktus
    Dublin Pubs Scratch Map - Maktus
    €19.95

    Dublin Pubs Scratch Map

    Check out 30 of Dublin's most famous drinking institutions.  With this map you get to discover what makes Irish pubs world famous. Once you've been...

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  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
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    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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    Marty Time Card

    Check out our amazing Marty Morrissey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies - Maktus
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    I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks

     These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

    €14.95
  • To Do List, give card to idiot - Maktus
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    To Do List, Give Card To Idiot

    To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Avoid Unnecessary Spillages Coaster

    Avoid unnecessary spillages with these Maktus designed drink coasters. (Sorry Teresea) Avoid Unnecessary Spillages Coaster- Maktus designed drink c...

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  • Mar-Tea Mug - Maktus
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    Mar-Tea Mug

    Mar-Tea Mug! Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxed and dishwasher and microwave proof Mu...

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    Dirty Bitch Soap

    Dirty Bitch Soap A sparkly hot pink reminder to wash your hands! Because some people seriously need some encouragement mmmMMMmmm rose-scented L...

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  • Pintman - Maktus
    Pintman - Maktus
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    Pintman Birthday Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the birthday cake but when he goes at it he goes awfully and very hard! Pintman Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by...

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  • Vladamir Putin: Life Coach - Maktus
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    Vladimir Putin: Life Coach

    What can the rise and reign of this century's most feared politician teach us about life, work, and love? Rob Sears shows how the machinations tha...

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    Merry Christmas from Your Favourite Lad

    The Perfect card for every mantelpiece this Xmas, the meme you know and love, Your Favourite Lad Wood, wishes you a Merry Christmas! Illustrated i...

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  • Penis Pokey - Maktus
    Penis Pokey - Maktus
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    Penis Pokey

    A playful addition to any non-family friendly event!  Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its centre. Every spre...

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  • Notions Mug - Maktus
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    Notions Mug

    Absolute Notions. Illustrated and Designed by our very own Maktus team right here in Dublin City! Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxe...

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    The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump -Updated

    The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump -Updated What if there's a hidden dimension to Donald Trump; a sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question...

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  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
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    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Can with Fran

    Go on, have a can with Fran coaster. Designed by our lovely Maktus team. Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Can with Fran...

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  • Rupaul Pocket Wisdom - Maktus
    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom - Maktus
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    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom

    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom You betta work! Pocket RuPaul Wisdom contains only the fiercest advice from the supermodel of the world. Learn how to sissy t...

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  • Pintman pin - Maktus
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    Pintman Enamel Pin

    Paddy 'Pintman' Losty, famous for his love of Crips, Peanuts, frys and of course copious amounts of stout. Now grab paddy as an enamel pin. Designe...

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  • Hot Stuff - Maktus
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    Hot Stuff

    Smokin Hot Card from Maktus Hot Stuff Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170mm x 12...

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    Notions Coaster

    Notions Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing m...

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    Cards Against Humanity Version 2.0

    Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Each round, one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers wit...

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  • You're Juan in a million - Maktus
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    You're Juan In A Million

    You're juan in a million. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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  • Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch to Another

    Happy birthday from one fantastic bitch to another. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Awesome - Maktus
    Awesome - Maktus
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    Awesome

    You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • See this cat - Maktus
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    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday

    See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • A Wise Woman - Maktus
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    A Wise Woman Said... Card

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

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  • Oldermort card - Maktus
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    Oldermort card

    Hilarious Voldemort birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 gr...

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  • Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks

    Don't let anyone distract you from your good read, just kick your feet up in the air Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2...

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    Fuck Off I'm Gaming Men's Sock

    Arrah Im busy gaming here, would you ever fuck off! These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12. 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 3% spandex. 

    €14.95
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    Pintman Coaster

    Pintman Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing m...

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  • Ronnie Brew Mug - Maktus
    Ronnie Brew Mug - Maktus
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    Ronnie Brew Mug

    Ronnie Brew mug. Joseph Ronald "Ronnie" Drew or in this case.. 'Brew'  Designed and Illustrated right here in Dublin by our very own design team! ...

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    Feliz Navidad - Michael D El Presidente Card

    Feliz Navidad - our glorious leader Michael D Higgins wants to wish you a Merry Christmas! El Presidente Christmas Greeting Card The perfect funny,...

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  • Freddie Mercury - Maktus
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    Freddie Mercury Birthday Card

    Queens Freddie Mercury wishes you a happy birthday, ya big queen. Happy Birthday You Big Queen Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art ...

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  • 52 Things to do while you Poo - Maktus
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    52 Things To Do While You Poo

    Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put toge...

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    Hot Cuppa Mar-Tea coaster

    Marty has you sorted. If you have this coaster under your drink, you will never drink alone! Isn't that great? Get our lovely selfmade coaster here...

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  • Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

    When you don't know what to get a special man in your life, socks always have been and always will be the safest bet.  Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% ...

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  • Bruce Spring Cleans - Maktus
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    Bruce Spring Cleans

    Hilarious Bruce Springsteen birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatc...

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    How To Live With A Huge Penis

    Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...

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  • Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
    Camera Lens Travel Mug - Maktus
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    Camera Lens Travel Mug

    Looks like a realistic camera lens and comes with a biscuit holder lens cap! Perfect gift for a photographer.  Weight: 222g Dimensions: 14.8 x 9.2...

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  • 100 tricks to appear smart in meetings - Maktus
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    100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings

    The constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions, how to nail the big presentation by pacing, and getting someone else to...

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  • Shake your Tits - Maktus
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    Shake your Tits

    We all celebrate our birthdays in different ways...enough said! A5 card designed by Lucy Maggie Designs, with a coloured envelope. Measures 120 x ...

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