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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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    Happy Bertie

    Happy Bertie Check out our amazing Bertie Ahern greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Michael Tea Higgins Mug - Maktus
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    Michael Tea Higgins Mug

    Micheal Tea Higgins mug come in its own snazzy gift box! Designed by our very own Dublin-based Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individually...

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    Michael Tea Higgins Coaster

    Michael TEA Higgins! Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Michael Tea Higgins Coaster- M...

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  • Cards Against Humanity – Expansion Packs - Maktus
    Cards Against Humanity – Expansion Packs - Maktus
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    Cards Against Humanity – Expansion Packs

    100 NEW cards (80 White cards and 20 Black cards) 12 bonus blank cards (8 blank White cards and 4 blank Black cards) Professionally printed on pr...

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    Grow It – Bonsai Trees

    Grow It – Bonsai Trees Grow a range of different bonsai trees in your own home! A unique gift idea! Growing your trees is simple - everything you ...

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  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
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    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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    Your Favourite Lad -Wood

    Happy birthday from everybody's favourite lad- meme Mr Wood Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish d...

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    Dirty Bitch Soap

    Dirty Bitch Soap A sparkly hot pink reminder to wash your hands! Because some people seriously need some encouragement mmmMMMmmm rose-scented L...

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    Bleedin Baltic Beanie

    Bleedin Baltic embroidered beanie. Designed in the Maktus studio! - 20% polyester, 80% ring-spun combed cotton. - Rib Beanie- Foldable brim

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  • To Do List, give card to idiot - Maktus
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    To Do List, Give Card To Idiot

    To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Big Bag of Cans Tote Bag

    Big Bag of Cans tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! Perfect for a few sessions here and there! Our shopper bag i...

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    Marty Time Card

    Check out our amazing Marty Morrissey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies - Maktus
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    I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks

     These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

    €14.95
  • Dublin Pubs Scratch Map - Maktus
    Dublin Pubs Scratch Map - Maktus
    €19.95

    Dublin Pubs Scratch Map

    Check out 30 of Dublin's most famous drinking institutions.  With this map you get to discover what makes Irish pubs world famous. Once you've been...

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    Avoid Unnecessary Spillages Coaster

    Avoid unnecessary spillages with these Maktus designed drink coasters. (Sorry Teresea) Avoid Unnecessary Spillages Coaster- Maktus designed drink c...

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  • Mar-Tea Mug - Maktus
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    Mar-Tea Mug

    Mar-Tea Mug! Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxed and dishwasher and microwave proof Mu...

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  • Penis Pokey - Maktus
    Penis Pokey - Maktus
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    Penis Pokey

    A playful addition to any non-family friendly event!  Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its centre. Every spre...

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  • Oldermort card - Maktus
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    Oldermort card

    Hilarious Voldemort birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 gr...

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  • A Wise Woman - Maktus
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    A Wise Woman Said... Card

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

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    Fuck Off I'm Gaming Men's Sock

    Arrah Im busy gaming here, would you ever fuck off! These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12. 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 3% spandex. 

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  • Hot Stuff - Maktus
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    Hot Stuff

    Smokin Hot Card from Maktus Hot Stuff Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170mm x 12...

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    The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump -Updated

    The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump -Updated What if there's a hidden dimension to Donald Trump; a sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question...

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  • Pintman - Maktus
    Pintman - Maktus
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    Pintman Birthday Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the birthday cake but when he goes at it he goes awfully and very hard! Pintman Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by...

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    Merry Christmas from Your Favourite Lad

    The Perfect card for every mantelpiece this Xmas, the meme you know and love, Your Favourite Lad Wood, wishes you a Merry Christmas! Illustrated i...

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  • Vladamir Putin: Life Coach - Maktus
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    Vladimir Putin: Life Coach

    What can the rise and reign of this century's most feared politician teach us about life, work, and love? Rob Sears shows how the machinations tha...

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  • Freddie Mercury - Maktus
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    Freddie Mercury Birthday Card

    Queens Freddie Mercury wishes you a happy birthday, ya big queen. Happy Birthday You Big Queen Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art ...

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    Feliz Navidad - Michael D El Presidente Card

    Feliz Navidad - our glorious leader Michael D Higgins wants to wish you a Merry Christmas! El Presidente Christmas Greeting Card The perfect funny,...

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    Cards Against Humanity UK Version 2.0

    Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Each round, one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers wit...

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  • Awesome - Maktus
    Awesome - Maktus
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    Awesome

    You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • You're Juan in a million - Maktus
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    You're Juan In A Million

    You're juan in a million. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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    Can with Fran

    Go on, have a can with Fran coaster. Designed by our lovely Maktus team. Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Can with Fran...

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  • Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks

    Don't let anyone distract you from your good read, just kick your feet up in the air Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2...

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  • Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad - Maktus
    Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad - Maktus
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    Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad

    Ur mum shagged ur dad. If you ask me I think its sick we're celebrating this. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with bro...

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  • Shake your Tits - Maktus
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    Shake your Tits

    We all celebrate our birthdays in different ways...enough said! A5 card designed by Lucy Maggie Designs, with a coloured envelope. Measures 120 x ...

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  • Pintman pin - Maktus
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    Pintman Enamel Pin

    Paddy 'Pintman' Losty, famous for his love of Crips, Peanuts, frys and of course copious amounts of stout. Now grab paddy as an enamel pin. Designe...

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  • Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch to Another

    Happy birthday from one fantastic bitch to another. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Christmas Jumpers

    Who doesn't love a Christmas jumper? Make a splash with this card illustrated by Eoin Whelehan and the Maktus art departent! Christmas Jumpers Card...

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    Pintman Coaster

    Pintman Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing m...

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    How To Live With A Huge Penis

    Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...

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  • 52 Things to do while you Poo - Maktus
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    52 Things To Do While You Poo

    Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put toge...

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    Life Without You is Pintless greeting card

    Life Without You is Pintless. What an empty feeling! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x ...

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  • I bleedin love ya - Maktus
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    I Bleedin Love Ya

    Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. I Bleedin Love Ya Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    Hot Cuppa Mar-Tea coaster

    Marty has you sorted. If you have this coaster under your drink, you will never drink alone! Isn't that great? Get our lovely selfmade coaster here...

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    Dark Pint

    Have a dark pint down the pub coaster. Illustrated and designed right here in Dublin City by our very own Maktus team Illustrated and designed by o...

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  • Many Years Ago - Maktus
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    Many Years Ago

    Well done for being born many years ago! This Croc doesn't seem too excited for birthdays...but we bet your pal will love it! Inside Message: Blank...

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  • Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks - Maktus
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    Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

    When you don't know what to get a special man in your life, socks always have been and always will be the safest bet.  Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% ...

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  • Rupaul Pocket Wisdom - Maktus
    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom - Maktus
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    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom

    Rupaul Pocket Wisdom You betta work! Pocket RuPaul Wisdom contains only the fiercest advice from the supermodel of the world. Learn how to sissy t...

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  • Ronnie Brew Mug - Maktus
    Ronnie Brew Mug - Maktus
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    Ronnie Brew Mug

    Ronnie Brew mug. Joseph Ronald "Ronnie" Drew or in this case.. 'Brew'  Designed and Illustrated right here in Dublin by our very own design team! ...

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