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Cards for Dad

Cards for Dad

Whether you call him Dad, Daddy, Father, Papa, or the Auld Man he should have the funniest and sweetest card to open on his special day.
  • Being old means you can never trust a fart - Maktus
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    Being old means you can never completely trust a fart

    Being old means you can never completely trust a fart! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Bruce Spring Cleans - Maktus
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    Bruce Spring Cleans

    Hilarious Bruce Springsteen birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatc...

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  • Old Bollox - Maktus
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    Old Bollox

    Shitty cards for Shitty Occasions Enjoy Your Special Day You Old Bollox Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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  • Speedos - Maktus
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    Speedos

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Hip Hip Replacement - Maktus
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    Hip Hip Replacement

    Old age creeps up on all of us, just make sure this Birthday no one ends up dancing on tables or a hip replacement might be an extra present they w...

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  • Jeremy Irons - Maktus
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    Jeremy Irons

    Hilarious Jeremy Irons birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6...

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    Pintman - Maktus
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    Pintman Birthday Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the birthday cake but when he goes at it he goes awfully and very hard! Pintman Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by...

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  • Well Done Dad - Maktus
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    Well Done Dad

    Well Done Dad Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
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    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • To a special cunt - Maktus
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    To A Special Cunt

    To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • I buy the best birthday cards - Maktus
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    I Buy The Best Birthday Cards

    I'm Gonna give you a birthday card. I Buy the best birthday cards and I'll make you pay for it! Donald Trump Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually ...

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  • Emergency Dad Jokes - Maktus
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    Emergency Dad Jokes

    Whats the funniest joke of all? Your Dad hating his card on his big day... Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream ...

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  • Elephant Heart - Maktus
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    Elephant Heart

    Blank inside, 170x140mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope.

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  • Shit the bed! you're old - Maktus
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    Shit The Bed! You're Old! Oh, You Already Did...

    Shit The Bed! You're Old! Oh, You Already Did... Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Keep Smiling

    Keep Smiling . USTUDIO present Belgian collage artist Sammy Slabbinck's wry slanted view on the modern world.◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Grey En...

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  • Another grey hare - Maktus
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    Another Grey Hare

    "Just what you wanted for your birthday...another grey hare!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft enve...

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  • Lettuce Celebrate - Maktus
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    Lettuce Celebrate!

    "Lettuce celebrate!"Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

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  • Putin - Maktus
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    Putin Greeting Card

    Russia's Vladimir Putin wants to thank you for Putin up with him. Thanks For Putin Up With Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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  • Fuck You're Old - Maktus
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    Fuck! You're Old!

    Fuck! You're old! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Going Postal - Maktus
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    Going Postal

    I tried, I really did.. I wanted to send you something amazing, but the postman told me to get out of the postbox... Greeting Card Designed in Dubl...

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  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
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    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Fox shit up - Maktus
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    Fox Shit Up

    I come. I fox shit up. I Leave. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

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  • Donald And Melania - Maktus
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    Donald And Melania

    Hilarious Donald Trump and Melania Trump birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ ...

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  • Sacred Mart-y - Maktus
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    Blessings From The Sacred Mart-Y

    Marty Morrissey has you sorted! Blessings from the Sacred Mart-Y Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out ...

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  • The older you get the better you get - Maktus
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    The Older You Get The Better You Get

    Irish designed cards. 120mm x120mm, blank inside, brown craft envelope

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  • Birthdays are good for you - Card - Maktus
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    Birthdays Are Good For You

    "Birthdays are good for you...the more you have the longer you live!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown cr...

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  • Leo Varadkar Funny Irish Birthday Card
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    Leo Gets Smashed- Leo Varadkar

    ''Lets get some cans and go on the piss in the park'', not exactly what you'd expect to hear from a prime minister but hey its Ireland and we like ...

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  • A Toast to you - Maktus
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    A Toast To You

    A Toast To You! Irish designed cards. Dimensions 20mm x120mm Blank inside, brown craft envelope.

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  • Spring Chicken - Maktus
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    Spring Chicken!

    "Spring Chicken!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

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  • Donald Trump Hates you - Maktus
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    Donald Trump Hates You

    Donald Trump Hates you!! You must be doing something right. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Leo told me how - Maktus
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    Leo told me How Old You Are. I Think He's Lion!

    "Leo told me how old you are, I think he's lion!"Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Melting John - Maktus
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    Melting John

    Hilarious Elton John birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 g...

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  • How Fucking Old? - Maktus
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    How Fucking Old?

    How Fucking Old? Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

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  • Happy Birthday Balloons - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday Balloons

    Irish designed cards. 120mm x120mm, blank inside, brown craft envelope

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  • skint eastwood - Maktus
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    skint eastwood

    Hilarious Clint Eastwood birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! ...

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  • Happy Birthday Diver Beer - Card - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday Diver Beer - Card

    Happy Birthday Diver Beer - Card Blank inside, 170x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    Hap-Pea Birthday

    Hap Pea Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Craft E...

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  • Owl Pacino - Maktus
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    Owl Pacino

    Hilarious Al Pacino birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 gr...

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  • Johnny Cash - Maktus
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    Johnny Cash

    Well, you wanted Cash for your birthday.  You Said You Wanted Cash Birthday card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Sh...

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  • Beach Dogs Hug - Maktus
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    Beach Dogs Hug

    Beach Dogs Hug Greeting Card.  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Clueless Boris - Maktus
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    Clueless Boris

    I think we're in the age where satire is dead. Still, if you're the kind of person that bumbles from one disaster to another but always remember pe...

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  • George Best - Maktus
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    George Best

    George Best of Manchester United and Northern Ireland was know to send the Best birthday cards. I Always get You The Best Cards Greeting Card Desig...

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  • Sling - Maktus
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    Sling

    Hilarious Sting from The Police birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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    2020 Survivor - Greeting Card

    2020 Survivor  - You got through the shittiest year ever - Congrats!! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our of Iris...

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  • Happy Birthday - You rock - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday - You Rock

    Happy Birthday - You Rock! Blank inside, 170x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    Happy Birdie

    Happy Birdie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • Expired - Maktus
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    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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  • Horse Laugh - Maktus
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    Horse Laugh

    Horse Laugh Photographic Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regula...

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