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Cards for Dad

Cards for Dad

Whether you call him Dad, Daddy, Father, Papa, or the Auld Man he should have the funniest and sweetest card to open on his special day.
  • Being old means you can never trust a fart - Maktus
    €3.95

    Being old means you can never completely trust a fart

    Being old means you can never completely trust a fart! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Bruce Spring Cleans - Maktus
    €4.00

    Bruce Spring Cleans

    Hilarious Bruce Springsteen birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatc...

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    €4.00
  • Old Bollox - Maktus
    €4.00

    Old Bollox

    Shitty cards for Shitty Occasions Enjoy Your Special Day You Old Bollox Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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  • Speedos - Maktus
    €4.00

    Speedos

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Hip Hip Replacement - Maktus
    €3.95

    Hip Hip Replacement

    Old age creeps up on all of us, just make sure this Birthday no one ends up dancing on tables or a hip replacement might be an extra present they w...

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    €3.95
  • Jeremy Irons - Maktus
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    Jeremy Irons

    Hilarious Jeremy Irons birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6...

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  • Pintman - Maktus
    Pintman - Maktus
    €3.80

    Pintman Birthday Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the birthday cake but when he goes at it he goes awfully and very hard! Pintman Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by...

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    €3.80
  • Well Done Dad - Maktus
    €3.95

    Well Done Dad

    Well Done Dad Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
    €3.95

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • To a special cunt - Maktus
    €3.95

    To A Special Cunt

    To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • I buy the best birthday cards - Maktus
    €3.95

    I Buy The Best Birthday Cards

    I'm Gonna give you a birthday card. I Buy the best birthday cards and I'll make you pay for it! Donald Trump Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually ...

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  • Emergency Dad Jokes - Maktus
    €4.00

    Emergency Dad Jokes

    Whats the funniest joke of all? Your Dad hating his card on his big day... Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream ...

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  • Another grey hare - Maktus
    €4.00

    Another Grey Hare

    "Just what you wanted for your birthday...another grey hare!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft enve...

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  • Putin - Maktus
    €3.80

    Putin Greeting Card

    Russia's Vladimir Putin wants to thank you for Putin up with him. Thanks For Putin Up With Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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  • Fuck You're Old - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fuck! You're Old!

    Fuck! You're old! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Going Postal - Maktus
    €3.80

    Going Postal

    I tried, I really did.. I wanted to send you something amazing, but the postman told me to get out of the postbox... Greeting Card Designed in Dubl...

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  • Birthday Kisses from Donald - Maktus
    €3.95

    Birthday Kisses from Donald

    What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Fox shit up - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fox Shit Up

    I come. I fox shit up. I Leave. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Donald And Melania - Maktus
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    Donald And Melania

    Hilarious Donald Trump and Melania Trump birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ ...

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  • Sacred Mart-y - Maktus
    €3.80

    Blessings From The Sacred Mart-Y

    Marty Morrissey has you sorted! Blessings from the Sacred Mart-Y Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out ...

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  • Leo Varadkar Funny Irish Birthday Card
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    Leo Gets Smashed- Leo Varadkar

    ''Lets get some cans and go on the piss in the park'', not exactly what you'd expect to hear from a prime minister but hey its Ireland and we like ...

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  • Donald Trump Hates you - Maktus
    €3.95

    Donald Trump Hates You

    Donald Trump Hates you!! You must be doing something right. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
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    Hap-Pea Birthday

    Hap Pea Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Craft E...

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    €3.85
  • Johnny Cash - Maktus
    €3.80

    Johnny Cash

    Well, you wanted Cash for your birthday.  You Said You Wanted Cash Birthday card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Sh...

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  • George Best - Maktus
    €3.80

    George Best

    George Best of Manchester United and Northern Ireland was know to send the Best birthday cards. I Always get You The Best Cards Greeting Card Desig...

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    2020 Survivor - Greeting Card

    2020 Survivor  - You got through the shittiest year ever - Congrats!! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our of Iris...

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    Happy Birdie

    Happy Birdie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • Expired - Maktus
    €3.80

    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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  • Dad, I Owe You So Much! - Maktus
    €3.95

    Dad, I Owe You So Much!

    Dad, I Owe You So Much! Fathers Day Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €3.95
  • The world's greatest Dad and farter! - Maktus
    €3.95

    The world's greatest Dad and farter!

    You're The Worlds Greatest Dad! And The World's Greatest Farter! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Next Stop - Maktus
    €4.00

    Next Stop - The Knackers Yard

    We all love some crap art and as you're getting old that means your getting wheeled off to the knackers yard to be turned into glue, could be worse...

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    Good Skin- Eamonn Dunphy Card

    Express your feelings through the medium of Eamon Dunphy. You know you want to baby! Illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan Here's To A G...

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    €3.80
  • I Used To Think Drinking was Bad for Me So I Gave Up Thinking - Maktus
    €3.80

    I Used To Think Drinking was Bad for Me So I Gave Up Thinking

    Good call! I Used To Think Drinking was Bad for Me So I Gave Up Thinking Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mes...

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  • My Dad is Awesome - Maktus
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    My Dad is Awesome!

    My Dad Is Awesome! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    The Pitts - Getting old is the Pitts

    Getting old sucks - unless you're as ageless as Brad. Getting Old Is The Pitts Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthda...

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  • Desperately Old - Maktus
    €4.00

    Desperately Old

    "Commiserations on being desperately, desperately old" Gold foil embossed Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a colo...

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    €4.00
  • Bog Shite - Maktus
    €4.00

    Bog Shite

    Cow shit and tractors, for the country person in your life, here's the perfect shitty card! Enjoy Your Big Day You Insufferable Bogshite birthday g...

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    Virus Bus

    The Number 19 Virus Bus to Piccadilly. Don't Catch it.  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a yellow envelope

    €3.95
  • Grandfather Flash - Maktus
    €3.80

    Grandfather Flash

    Grandfather Flash Photographic Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (...

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  • Special Dad - Maktus
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    Special Dad- Sorry For Crushing Your Dreams

    To A Very Special Dad. Sorry For Crushing Your Dreams Greeting Card Shitty Cards For Shitty Occasions The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designe...

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  • Scout Party Hat - Maktus
    €3.95

    Scout Party Hat

    Scout Party Hat Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148mm x 148mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Cheers Dad, I'm Bloody Awesome

    Cheers Dad, I'm Bloody Awsome Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (R...

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    All-Nighter

    You know you're OLD when an 'ALL-nighter' means not getting up to pee. Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packa...

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    Dad, Sorry For What I Did To Your Hairline!

    "Dad, Sorry for what I did to your Hairline!" Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

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    50 Age Card

    Who says life is over by the time you hit 50? These silver foxes certainly never let age slow them down.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified ...

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    Oldie But Goudie

    'Oldie But Goud-ie' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. 15...

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    Harrison Ford

    The iconic Harrison Ford on a greeting card...thats a present in itself! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish-designed birthday greeting card fro...

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    The King

    Elvis may the king of pop but why not let your friend be a king on they're special day. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish-designed birthday gr...

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