You never know where some else's hand has been.. The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. Now kills 99.99% of germs on contact! Weight:...

The constant nodding, pretend concentration, useless rhetorical questions, how to nail the big presentation by pacing, and getting someone else to...

Big Bag of Cans tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! Perfect for a few sessions here and there! Our shopper bag i...

Make sure only your closest co-workers see these socks and try not to laugh too hard during the meeting. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; ...

Micheal Tea Higgins mug come in its own snazzy gift box! Designed by our very own Dublin-based Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individually...

Mini Karaoke Microphone Sweet Caroline or New York New York?  Karaoke for the people!  Download the app and sing along whenever you're feeling it w...

Dashboard Jesus Your own..personal, dashboard, Jesus...  Bobble with the good times!  Blessed be! 

When you don't know what to get a special man in your life, socks always have been and always will be the safest bet.  Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% ...

Need something to relieve the boredom? What to do on a rainy day is always a problem. The Karens in the Wild Coloring Book for adults is guaranteed...

Blob Fish Stress Ball If you’ve ever seen a photo of these curious creatures you’ll understand why they life so far away! However, we feel Blobfi...

Clip Lens Set Macro lens for close-up photographs and wide angle lens for increased view. Handy travel case for protection and easy transportation....

Ronnie Brew mug. Joseph Ronald "Ronnie" Drew or in this case.. 'Brew'  Designed and Illustrated right here in Dublin by our very own design team! ...

Fake News Stamp Clamp down on #FakeNews with your very own red stamp. Even Donald Trump has one. Red Self Inking Stamp Stamp Size 49 x 12 mm 60g

Mar-Tea Mug! Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxed and dishwasher and microwave proof Mu...

The name the animal picture quiz Can you name the animal that the bumhole belongs to? This is not your average picture quiz. Animals’ anuses are pr...

Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put toge...

Get ready for some glamazon realness Experiencing full boredom realness? The Drag Queen Coloring Book is the chiccest thing in coloring in for adul...

The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump -Updated What if there's a hidden dimension to Donald Trump; a sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question...

Michael TEA Higgins! Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City! Michael Tea Higgins Coaster- M...

A fun and funny way to stay organised with this little, ruled Black Gold Fucking Brilliant Notebook by Calligraphuck. Ideal for daily use!  Featu...

This soap will sort those sweaty balls out! In fact, once you start using this, you’ll be nuts about it! And this fruity bar of freshness smells di...

Ray Gun Nose Trimmer Trim your nose hairs with this Retro Design trimmer! This ear and nose hair trimmer looks just like a futuristic mini ray gun ...

Know a Crazy Cat Dude? These are the perfect socks for them, just make sure the cat doesn't start nibbling at them. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combe...

Little Black Book: A Toolkit For Working Women is the modern career guide every creative woman needs, whether you’re just starting out or already ...

Fake News Game - Trump Edition The #FakeNews guessing card game has finally arrived. This Trump edition is based on the ridiculous statements The D...

What can the rise and reign of this century's most feared politician teach us about life, work, and love? Rob Sears shows how the machinations tha...

Colourful Reusable Glass Straws Includes 3 curved, 3 straight and cotton cleaning brush. Material: boroscillicate glass, cotton, stainless steel. P...

Use your tablet in bed, on the couch, or on a plane all while you eat and more with the Kikkerland iBed Lap Desk in black. Great for students, tra...

Absolute Notions. Illustrated and Designed by our very own Maktus team right here in Dublin City! Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxe...

General Knowledge Quiz Challenge your friends and family to a wide range of trivia topics with this updated version of Ridley's Games Room General...

How To Fucking Swear Around The World Why be cultural when you can swear your f**king head off? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest a...

Bored of run-of-the-mill movie quizzes? Sloppy Synopsis is not your ordinary movie quiz. Trivia comes in the form of poorly plotted movie descripti...

Marty has you sorted. If you have this coaster under your drink, you will never drink alone! Isn't that great? Get our lovely selfmade coaster here...

Dublin Burds tote bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! Stylish Long Handled 100% Cotton Shopper Tote Bag. Can be carri...

Grow it Tin! Cool Cactus Everything you need to grow yourself a cool cactus comes in this handy tin, just add water and sunlight!

Save the bees! This house provides a safe nesting place for local bees. Bees are a very important part of our ecosystem. Hang it outside in a safe...

White Board Calendar Planner Keep your days on track and reduce paper usage! This monthly calendar board includes a dry erase marker and magnetic c...

Heat changing Morph Mug. Make your cherry blossom bloom by pouring in hot liquid Enjoy the beauty of spring every time you you have a hot beverage...

Plant Life Support Life support for your plants. Don’t ‘leaf’ your plants in the murderous hands of a friend or relative whilst you’re away on that...

Set of three notebooks for grumpy people, that allows note takers to scribble down  things that annoys them, and note down rants. Weight: 113 g Dim...

Jackie Healy Tae mug! Illustrated and designed right here in Dublin by our very own Maktus design team!  Get 'em while they're hot! Bring it back ...

Grow It Tin! Chilli Peppers Growing your own little peppers has never been easier than with this tin can full of chilli seeds that simply needs so...

Durt Burd, Cordon Bleu Yeah? Apron. Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City. Designed and i...

Frida Shaped ceramic mug. Inviting vibrant vibes of Mexico to mornings. This beautiful mug is shaped as the charming Frida Kahlo with accents of r...

Calm your tits mug. Calm yourself down with this beauty of a mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individua...

Adulting (verb): To do grown-up things and hold responsibilities such as having a job, paying rent, or doing laundry. A verb used exclusively by t...

Incense House Make your house a home with this tiny incense house. Fills your room with its sandalwood scent as your watch puffs of smoke leave its...

Love Dublin slang?! Show off your love for Dublin's "Burds" with this tea towel designed by the Maktus team.Cotton dish cloth. Cotton dish towel. G...