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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Greeting Cards for a Lover

Greeting Cards for a Lover

A wide range of cards for that someone special in your life whether it's your girlfriend, wife, boyfriend, or husband. They will love these hilarious, sweet, and clever cards.
  • Look at This Bum - Maktus
    €4.00

    Look at This Bum

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm ...

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  • Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
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    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it

    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150...

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  • You're my kind of weird - Maktus
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    You're My Kind Of Weird

    You're my kind of wierd. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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  • Corny Card - Maktus
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    Corny Card - You Are A-Maize-ing

    Here's A Corny Card, Cos I Think You're A-Maiz-ing Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    Throttle A Chicken

    Slow steady strokes Penelope, you're not trying to throttle a chicken here. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelop...

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    Knickers

    Blank inside 175x125mm on an FSC certified uncoated board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Bed Buddies - Maktus
    €4.00

    Bed Buddies

    Bed Buddies Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of gree...

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  • I Love you With All My Boobs - Maktus
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    I Love you With All My Boobs

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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  • Charlie Hottie Card - Maktus
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    Charlie Hottie Card

    Check out our amazing Charlie Haughey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Love You Long Time

    'Love You Long Time' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. B...

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  • Geebag birthday card - Maktus
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    Geebag -My Favourite

    Use Ireland's best slang word, Geebag. To My Favourite Geebag Greeting Card The perfect funny Irish birthday greeting card illustrated by Shawn Bra...

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  • Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away - Maktus
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    You Take My Breath Away

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

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  • I bleedin love ya - Maktus
    €4.00

    I Bleedin Love Ya

    Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. I Bleedin Love Ya Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    Best Girlfriend Ever

    Best Girlfriend Ever Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
  • Hot Stuff - Maktus
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    Hot Stuff

    Smokin Hot Card from Maktus Hot Stuff Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170mm x 12...

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  • Butterflies and Boners - Maktus
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    Butterflies And Boners

    You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check out our funny, co...

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  • You'll do - Maktus
    You'll do - Maktus
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    You'll Do

    You'll Do. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned - Maktus
    €4.00

    It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned

    Ahh, how sweet! Love is in the air. It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus ...

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  • Borat - Maktus
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    Borat Sexy Time

    Borat knows how to turn da ladies on. Lets Make Sexy Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llustrated by Sha...

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  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
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    Your Mickey Is My Favourite

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis)  Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...

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  • You my Significant Otter - Maktus
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    You my Significant Otter

    You My Significant otter. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €4.00
  • I Still Remember The Day We Met - Maktus
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    I Still Remember The Day We Met

    I Still Remember The Day We Met Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
  • Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
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    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ C...

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  • Top 5 - Maktus
    €2.00

    Top 5

    You made it, lucky you. Youre in me top five mots (girlfriends)! You're In Me Top 5 Mots Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish desig...

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  • Nippleless Cage - Maktus
    €4.00

    Nippleless Cage

    Hilarious Nicholas Cage birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A...

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  • Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
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    Mother Teresa- I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question?

    Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 m...

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  • You're My Weirdo - Maktus
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    You're My Weirdo

    You're My Wierdo Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Fella - its hard to find a partner - Maktus
    €4.50

    Fella - Its Hard To Find A Partner

    It's hard to find a partner who is funny, sexy, and smart. You're one lucky fella! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag wit...

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  • Hey Lover - Maktus
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    Hey Lover

    Hey Lover Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Is your name magherita - Maktus
    €4.00

    Is Your Name Magherita? Because I wanna Pizza Dat Ass

    Is your name Margherita? Because I wanna pizza dat ass.Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
  • I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too - Maktus
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    I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too

    Did you read that correctly? I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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  • It's remarkable how long - Maktus
    It's remarkable how long - Maktus
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    It's Remarkable How Long

    It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Head To-Matoes

    Funny and cute Irish greeting cards with tomatoes. I Love You From Ma Head To Ma Toes! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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    It's Written In The Stars

    It's Written In The Stars Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • For a Special Lady Card-Modern toss - Maktus
    €4.00

    For a Special Lady

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00
  • Same Penis Forever - Maktus
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    Same Penis Forever

    That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Same Penis Forever Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday g...

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  • Drug Of Choice - Maktus
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    Drug Of Choice

    Blank inside, letterpress cards,140x110mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope 

    €4.50
  • Love You Rabbits - Maktus
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    Love You Rabbits

    Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Love you like crazy - Maktus
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    Love you like crazy

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

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  • Liam Need Some - Maktus
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    Liam Needs Some

    Liam is looking for some action, again!! Hilarious Liam Neeson birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craf...

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  • A Freak in the Sheets - Maktus
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    A Freak in the Streets, Asleep the Sheets Card

    "A Freak in the streets, asleep in the sheets" Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
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  • vespa couple - Maktus
    €4.00

    Vespa Couple

    Vespa Couple Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. Designed in Dubl...

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  • Bananas for You - Maktus
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    Bananas for You

    Bananas For You Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of ...

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    I like Your Bum

    I Like Your Bum Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown...

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    You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree

    You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree Or A High Class Prostitute...show us a more hilarious card!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ C...

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  • Staggeringly Handsome Card - Maktus
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    Staggeringly Handsome Card

    Staggeringly Handsome SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

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  • Fancy a Rattle - Maktus
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    Fancy A Rattle

    Fancy A Rattle ? Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm (Regular)◙ Pink...

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    Play With His Balls

    She Loved Nothing More Than To Play With His Balls. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag ...

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