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Chuckles guaranteed! Check out our collection of the rudest and most hilarious greeting cards out there, but be warned they are not for the faint-hearted!
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€3.95365 Days since you fell out of a vagina
Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope
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€3.958 out of 10 Cats
I've heard it was more like 9, either way if there's a c*** in your life this might be a wonderful Birthday card for them. Even more if they love c...
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€3.95A Few Words
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€4.00A Good Man
Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€4.00A Recent Survey
Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€4.00A Wise Woman
Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.
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€3.95Almost gave a Fuck
Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€4.00Awkward Star Trek Orgy
Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope
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€3.80Beer and porn
Unspirational quotes for very occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus think tank. 150x150 mm, with a grey envelope.
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€3.80Being a winner
Unspirational quotes for very occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus think tank. 150x150 mm, with a grey envelope.
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€3.95Being old means you can never trust a fart
Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€4.00Birth Of Kanye
Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope
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€3.95Birthday Card Present
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€4.00Birthday Time
Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€3.80Borat Sexy Time
Borat knows how to turn da ladies on. Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x150mm, with brig...
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€3.80Butterflies and Boners
Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x105mm, with coloured envelope
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€3.80Butterflies and Boners VALENTINES
Designed in store by the MAKTUS team. Blank inside, 150x105mm, with fuschia coloured envelope. Reycled paper, individually packaged, blank inside
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€3.80Change it
Unspirational quotes for very occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus think tank. 150x150 mm, with a grey envelope.
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€3.95Colour In The Sections
Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€3.95Cup of shut the fuck up
Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€3.95Die Already Anuko
Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope
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€4.00Do these pants make me look weird
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€3.95Dogs Bollocks
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope
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€3.95Don't Look Down
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope David Shrigley
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€2.00Draw Around Your Willy!
Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€3.95Even wankers deserve a birthday card
Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most peop...
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€4.00Everything happens for a reason
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€3.95Everything is Shit
Here's a lovely card for everyone in the UK right now. Who care's if everything a big drama, you can send this card to that special person to share...
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€3.95Fuck Off Balloon card
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope
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€3.95Fuck the Haters
Here's a perfect card for that one friend who does their own thing and couldn't give a f*** about what anyone else thinks. Card dimensions: 126x17...
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€3.95Fuck You Cat
Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€3.95Fuck You're Old
Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€3.95Fucking Legend
Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€3.95Happy Birthday - Now Fuck off back to the economy
Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€3.88Happy Birthday Gobshite
Designed in Dublin by the Maktus team. 125x125 mm with brown craft envelope, printed in Ireland.
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€3.95Help The Fanny
Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€3.80Hot Stuff
Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 170x120mm, with white envelope.
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€3.80how many drinks
Unspirational quotes for very occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus think tank. 150x150 mm, with a grey envelope.
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€4.00How's the diet going
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€3.80I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too
Did you read that correctly? Funny Irish birthday cards designed in store by the Maktus Team! 150mm x 150mm, recycled paper, individually packaged...
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€3.95I Still Remember The Day We Met
Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope
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