Rude Cards

365 Days since you fell out of a vagina Greeting Card Sold in Dublin by Maktus.Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ Brown Craft Enve...

I've heard it was more like 9, either way if there's a c*** in your life this might be a wonderful Birthday card for them. Even more if they love c...

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

"A recent survey has found that 1 in 3 men are as stupid as the other 2" Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with coloure...

Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

You know you're OLD when an 'ALL-nighter' means not getting up to pee. Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, individually packa...

I almost gave a fuck, but I'm better now. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...

Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

Banging your big toe on the corner of the coffee table is painful. The other kind of banging not so I hope!

Just As A Candle Cannot Burn Without Fire, Men Cannot Live Without A Spiritual Life i.e Beer And Porn Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by ...

You Only Really Fail When You Stop Trying / Being A Winner Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus Art Department! Check out our fu...

Being old means you can never completely trust a fart! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Big Birthday Gobshite Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious ran...

Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

What we all wish for. Birthday kisses from Donald Trump. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Fuck Yeah Birthday Time! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

"Blow Me!" Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craft envelope

Borat knows how to turn da ladies on. Lets Make Sexy Time Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llustrated by Sha...

Blank inside, the saying on this card is, "Born sweet...fuck knows what happened." Darling Divas combines the talents of Irish designer Clare Jorda...

"She tried to blame the bubblewrap, but they both knew the truth. That was a fart." Blank inside, 170x120mm, printed on FSC accredited board, indiv...

You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check out our funny, co...

You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Valentines Day Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check ou...

Unspirational quotes for very occasion.  If You Don't Like Something, Change It, If You Can't Change It, Change Your Attitude, Then Its Stupid And ...

Congratulations! One not being a colossal prick today. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Congratulations on the birth of your baby. My condolences to your vagina at this difficult time. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a...

Congratulations.. You Made A Tiny Person With Your Genitals Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a ce...

How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope  

Dad I'm pregnant. Shit, wait, wrong card, sorry about that, happy birthday. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown...

"Die Already"  Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with a white envelope

Do These Pants Make Me Look Wierd card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with blue envelope

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

Donald Trump Hates you!! You must be doing something right. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most peop...

Everything Happens For A Reason. Sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad choices. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a ce...

Here's a lovely card for everyone in Ireland right now. Who care's if everything a big drama, you can send this card to that special person to shar...

Yeah Yeah Yeah Birthday etc. Now Lets get fucking drunk. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

Fake smiles everyone, its another birthday! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Happy Birthday You Fantastic Bitch. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown cra...

Flyer Than A Muh'Fucka Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

Forget it bitches, that cake is mine! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

I come. I fox shit up. I Leave. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in a cello bag with brown craft envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170...