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€4.00Throttle A Chicken
Slow steady strokes Penelope, you're not trying to throttle a chicken here. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelop...
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€4.00Terry The Jellyfish
Life was tough for Terry the two-tentacled jellyfish◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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€4.00You Vile Bitch, You Fat Old Cunt
You vile bitch, you fat old cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€4.00Sniff It Barry, It's Not Marmite
Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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€4.00Moody cunt card
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope
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€4.00Awkward Star Trek Orgy
Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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€4.00Sorry It's Fucking Rubbish!
Here's your birthday card. I'm gonna spill my sacks! Sorry It's Fucking Rubbish!◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...
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€4.00Visualise your Goal - Modern Toss
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope
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€4.00Old And Wrinkly
I'll still love you , even when your balls are old and wrinkly. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in ...
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€4.00Bang You On The Coffee Table
Banging your big toe on the corner of the coffee table is painful. The other kind of banging not so I hope!
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€4.00Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up
How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€4.00Fuck You Cat
Fuck You Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€4.00Play With His Balls
She Loved Nothing More Than To Play With His Balls. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag ...
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€4.00See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday
See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€4.00To A Special Cunt
To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€4.00Why The Long Face?
Why The Long Face? Give me some beer you cunt. Horse in bar illustration Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a yello...
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€4.00You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree
You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree Or A High Class Prostitute...show us a more hilarious card! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ C...
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€3.95Colour In The Sections
Colour in the sections you have completed in your life so far. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 180 mm x 125mm◙ Coloured Envelope Included.◙ Quic...
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€3.95Help The Fanny
Help the fanny reach climax Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 180 mm x 125mm◙ Coloured Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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€4.00Seriously? You Were The Sperm That Won?
Seriously ? You Were The Sperm That Won Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greet...
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€4.00Old Bollox
Shitty cards for Shitty Occasions Enjoy Your Special Day You Old Bollox Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Mess...
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€4.00Shut The Fuck Up
Well Done! Now Shut The Fuck Up About It Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gree...
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€2.00Get My Hand On Your Meat
I wanna get my hands on your meat! Who doesn't love a nice bit of salami, frankfurter and bologna sausage? Well if you're as hungry for some meat a...
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€4.00Fathers Day Fucking Kids
Fathers Day Fucking Kids Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!
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€4.00Birthday Poo
Birthday Poo Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 140 mm x 140 mm◙ Orange Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!
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€4.00Next Stop - The Knackers Yard
We all love some crap art and as you're getting old that means your getting wheeled off to the knackers yard to be turned into glue, could be worse...
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€4.00Still A Cock
Happy Birthday. Sadly You're No Longer A Spring Chicken But You Are Still A Cock Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! In...
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€4.00Cock In A Box
From a secret admirer.....cock in a box Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!
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€4.00Spider Simulator
Spider Simulator Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 140 mm x 140 mm◙ Orange Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!
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€4.00Ya Big Tick
Happy Birthday Ya Big Tick Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. De...
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€4.00You Look Like Shit
You Look Like Shit, Dave.◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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€4.00How To Be A Happier Person Children Bin
Does it spark joy? Nope? Ok in the bin it goes then. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105mm◙ Bright Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...
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€4.00Fan Fucking Tastic!
Illustrated by Katie Abey Card dimensions: 105 x 148mm (A6). Packed with a brown fleck envelope.Standard letter post.Blank inside.
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€4.00Shit Fuck Damn Sorry!
Shit Fuck Damn Sorry! Illustrated by Bench Pressed.Lovingly letterpressed at 1973 HQ using a 1962 Heidelberg Windmill Platen on luxurious recycled ...
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€4.00Beardy Bush
Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope
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€4.00Licking his balls
Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope
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€4.00Loved Good Fart
Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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€4.0017 Million Birthday Card
You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...
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€13.95'Put The Fucking Lid Down' Toilet Vinyl lid sticker
Toilet Lid Vinyl 'Put The Fucking Lid Down' All decals are made with high quality permanent vinyl.Designed to fit a standard toilet seat.Each decal...
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€4.00Leo Picks you something Special
This year I thought I'd pick you something very special- Leo Varadkar. Join Leo and the boys for some partying and boozing!! Designed in store The...
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€4.00Cake and Cock Greeting Card
I hope Your Birthday is Filled With Love Laughter and Co - Hey! You knew what I meant! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Mes...
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€4.00Inner Peace Greeting Card
'The quest for inner peace begins with these 4 magical words... ...not my f*cking problem'' Blank inside, 150 x150mm, Printed on FSC accredited bo...
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€4.00Magical Bitch Greeting Card
'Happy Birthday to the most magical bitch I know' Blank inside, 150x150mm, Printed on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources
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€4.00Piss Yourself
'Happy Birthday - May you live long enough to piss yourself, and frighten small children.' Blank inside, 150 x150mm, Printed on FSC accredited boa...
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€4.00Menopausal Greeting Card
There was a very good chance she was feeling menopausal Each card measures 5″ x 7″ and comes with a coloured envelope. Printed on FSC certified glo...
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€4.0050 CHILDISH TWAT
Happy Birthday 50, How are you this old and still a massive childish twat - Greeting card Blank inside, 150x150mm, printed on FSC accredited paper....
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