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Rude greeting cards

Rude Cards

Chuckles guaranteed! Check out our collection of the rudest and most hilarious greeting cards out there, but be warned they are not for the faint-hearted!
  • 365 Days since you fell out of a vagina - Maktus
    €3.95

    365 Days since you fell out of a vagina

    Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • 8 out of 10 Cats - Maktus
    €3.95

    8 out of 10 Cats

    I've heard it was more like 9, either way if there's a c*** in your life this might be a wonderful Birthday card for them. Even more if they love c...

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    €3.95
  • A Few Words - Maktus
    €3.95

    A Few Words

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • A Good Man - Maktus
    €4.00

    A Good Man

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • A Recent Survey - Maktus
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    €4.00

    A Recent Survey

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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  • A Wise Woman - Maktus
    €4.00

    A Wise Woman

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

    €4.00
  • Almost gave a Fuck - Maktus
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    €3.95

    Almost gave a Fuck

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
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  • Artritis - Maktus
    €3.95

    Artritis

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Awkward Star Trek Orgy - Maktus
    €4.00

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Beer and porn - Maktus
    €3.80

    Beer and porn

    Unspirational quotes for very occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus think tank. 150x150 mm, with a grey envelope.

    €3.80
  • Being a winner - Maktus
    €3.80

    Being a winner

    Unspirational quotes for very occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus think tank. 150x150 mm, with a grey envelope.

    €3.80
  • Being old means you can never trust a fart - Maktus
    €3.95

    Being old means you can never trust a fart

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Birth Of Kanye - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Birth Of Kanye

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
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  • Birthday Card Present - Maktus
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    €3.95

    Birthday Card Present

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
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  • Birthday Time - Maktus
    €4.00

    Birthday Time

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Borat - Maktus
    €3.80

    Borat Sexy Time

    Borat knows how to turn da ladies on. Funny Irish greeting card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x150mm, with brig...

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    €3.80
  • Butterflies and Boners - Maktus
    €3.80

    Butterflies and Boners

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x105mm, with coloured envelope

    €3.80
  • Butterflies and Boners VALENTINES - Maktus
    €3.80

    Butterflies and Boners VALENTINES

    Designed in store by the MAKTUS team. Blank inside, 150x105mm, with fuschia coloured envelope. Reycled paper, individually packaged, blank inside

    €3.80
  • Change it - Maktus
    €3.80

    Change it

    Unspirational quotes for very occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus think tank. 150x150 mm, with a grey envelope.

    €3.80
  • Cock, Pussy, and Ass - Maktus
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    €3.50
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  • Colossal Prick - Maktus
    €3.95
  • Colour In The Sections - Maktus
    €3.95

    Colour In The Sections

    Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Cup of shut the fuck up - Maktus
    €3.95

    Cup of shut the fuck up

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Die Already Anuko - Maktus
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    €3.95

    Die Already Anuko

    Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €3.95
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  • Die Trying - Maktus
    €3.50

    Die Trying

    €3.50
  • Do these pants make me look weird - Maktus
    €4.00

    Do these pants make me look weird

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Dogs Bollocks - Maktus
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    €3.95

    Dogs Bollocks

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €3.95
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  • Don't Look Down - Maktus
    €3.95

    Don't Look Down

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope David Shrigley 

    €3.95
  • Draw Around Your Willy! - Maktus
    €2.00

    Draw Around Your Willy!

    Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €2.00
  • Even wankers deserve a birthday card - Maktus
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    €3.95

    Even wankers deserve a birthday card

    Do you know any wankers? I'm sure you do but just because they are one doesn't mean that they should have a Birthday card. Everyone, okay most peop...

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    €3.95
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  • Everything happens for a reason - Maktus
    €4.00

    Everything happens for a reason

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a craft brown envelope

    €4.00
  • Everything is Shit - Maktus
    €3.95

    Everything is Shit

    Here's a lovely card for everyone in the UK right now. Who care's if everything a big drama, you can send this card to that special person to share...

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    €3.95
  • Fox shit up - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fox shit up

    Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €3.95
  • Fuck Off Balloon card - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fuck Off Balloon card

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €3.95
  • Fuck the Haters - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fuck the Haters

    Here's a perfect card for that one friend who does their own thing and couldn't give a f*** about what anyone else thinks. Card dimensions: 126x17...

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    €3.95
  • Fuck you Arsehole - Maktus
    €3.95
  • Fuck You Cat - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fuck You Cat

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Fuck You're Old - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fuck You're Old

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Fucking Legend - Maktus
    €3.95

    Fucking Legend

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Handsome - Maktus
    €4.00

    Handsome

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00
  • Happy Birthday - Now Fuck off back to the economy - Maktus
    €3.95

    Happy Birthday - Now Fuck off back to the economy

    Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • €3.88

    Happy Birthday Gobshite

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus team. 125x125 mm with brown craft envelope, printed in Ireland.

    €3.88
  • Help The Fanny - Maktus
    €3.95

    Help The Fanny

    Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €3.95
  • Hot Stuff - Maktus
    €3.80

    Hot Stuff

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 170x120mm, with white envelope.

    €3.80
  • how many drinks - Maktus
    €3.80

    how many drinks

    Unspirational quotes for very occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus think tank. 150x150 mm, with a grey envelope.

    €3.80
  • €4.00

    How's the diet going

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too - Maktus
    €3.80

    I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too

    Did you read that correctly? Funny Irish birthday cards designed in store by the Maktus Team!  150mm x 150mm, recycled paper, individually packaged...

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    €3.80
  • I Still Remember The Day We Met - Maktus
    €3.95

    I Still Remember The Day We Met

    Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €3.95