Rude Cards

Not for the fainthearted
365 Days since you fell out of a vagina
€3.65

365 Days since you fell out of a vagina

Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

€3.65
8 out of 10 Cats
€3.50

8 out of 10 Cats

I've heard it was more like 9, either way if there's a c*** in your life this might be a wonderful Birthday card for them. Even more if they love c...

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€3.50
A Few Words
€3.50

A Few Words

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

€3.50
A Good Man
€4.00

A Good Man

Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

€4.00
A Recent Survey
€4.00

A Recent Survey

Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

€4.00
A Wise Woman
€4.00

A Wise Woman

Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope.

€4.00
Abe Lincoln
Abe Lincoln
€3.50

Abe Lincoln

Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Blank inside, 140x140mm, with silver envelope

€3.50
Artritis
€3.50

Artritis

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

€3.50
Audrey Had The Biggest Bush
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€3.50

Audrey Had The Biggest Bush

Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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Awkward Star Trek Orgy
€3.75

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

€3.75
Beer and porn
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€3.50

Beer and porn

Unspirational quotes for very occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus think tank. 150x150 mm, with a grey envelope.

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Being a winner
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Being a winner

Unspirational quotes for very occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus think tank. 150x150 mm, with a grey envelope.

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Being old means you can never trust a fart
€3.50

Being old means you can never trust a fart

Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

€3.50
Birth Of Kanye
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€3.75

Birth Of Kanye

Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

€3.75
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Birthday Card Present
€3.50

Birthday Card Present

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

€3.50
Borat
€3.50

Borat

Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x150mm, with coloured envelope

€3.50
Butterflies and Boners
€3.50

Butterflies and Boners

Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Blank inside, 150x105mm, with coloured envelope

€3.50
Change it
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Change it

Unspirational quotes for very occasion. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus think tank. 150x150 mm, with a grey envelope.

€3.50
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Cock Wins- Fleet Street
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Cock Wins- Fleet Street

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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Cock, Pussy, and Ass
€3.50
Colossal Prick
€3.50
Colour In The Sections
€3.50

Colour In The Sections

Blank inside, 180x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

€3.50
Cup of shut the fuck up
€3.50

Cup of shut the fuck up

Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

€3.50
Die Trying
€3.50

Die Trying

€3.50