Slow steady strokes Penelope, you're not trying to throttle a chicken here. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelop...

Life was tough for Terry the two-tentacled jellyfish◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

You vile bitch, you fat old cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Here's your birthday card. I'm gonna spill my sacks! Sorry It's Fucking Rubbish!◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope  

Fuck You Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

She Loved Nothing More Than To Play With His Balls. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag ...

See This Cat.. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

To A Special Cunt Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Ur mum shagged ur dad. If you ask me I think its sick we're celebrating this. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with bro...

Why The Long Face? Give me some beer you cunt. Horse in bar illustration  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a yello...

You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree Or A High Class Prostitute...show us a more hilarious card!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ C...

Help the fanny reach climax Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 180 mm x 125mm◙ Coloured Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Seriously ? You Were The Sperm That Won Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greet...

Well Done! Now Shut The Fuck Up About It Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gree...

I wanna get my hands on your meat! Who doesn't love a nice bit of salami, frankfurter and bologna sausage? Well if you're as hungry for some meat a...

Fathers Day Fucking Kids Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

Birthday Poo Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 140 mm x 140 mm◙ Orange Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

Happy Birthday. Sadly You're No Longer A Spring Chicken But You Are Still A Cock Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

From a secret admirer.....cock in a box Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 120 mm x 170 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

Happy Birthday Ya Big Tick Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting cards. De...

You Look Like Shit, Dave.◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Does it spark joy? Nope? Ok in the bin it goes then. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105mm◙ Bright Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

  Illustrated by Katie Abey Card dimensions: 105 x 148mm (A6). Packed with a brown fleck envelope.Standard letter post.Blank inside.

Shit Fuck Damn Sorry! Illustrated by Bench Pressed.Lovingly letterpressed at 1973 HQ using a 1962 Heidelberg Windmill Platen on luxurious recycled ...

Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

Blank inside 175x125mm on an FSC certified uncoated board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

This year I thought I'd pick you something very special- Leo Varadkar. Join Leo and the boys for some partying and boozing!! Designed in store  The...

I hope Your Birthday is Filled With Love Laughter and Co - Hey! You knew what I meant! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mes...

'The quest for inner peace begins with these 4 magical words... ...not my f*cking problem'' Blank inside, 150 x150mm, Printed on FSC accredited bo...

'Happy Birthday to the most magical bitch I know' Blank inside, 150x150mm, Printed on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources

There was a very good chance she was feeling menopausal Each card measures 5″ x 7″ and comes with a coloured envelope. Printed on FSC certified glo...

Hilarious Dumble Draw Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 greeting ...

Lovingly letterpressed at 1973 HQ using a 1962 Heidelberg Windmill Platen on luxurious recycled board. 108x140mm

Lovingly letterpressed at 1973 HQ using a 1962 Heidelberg Windmill Platen on luxurious recycled board. 108X140mm

Send some love to a special birthday boy with this naughty little card! Embossed and finished with spot gloss for that extra colour pop! Size: 105...

Ye Olde Cunt Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Blank Inside Envelope incl...

All Outta Fucks! Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Blank Inside Envelope ...

Big Birthday Bollox Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Blank Inside Envelo...

Congrats Mother Fucker! Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Blank Inside En...

Thanks for wiping my bum Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Blank Inside E...

Eat Your Fucking Cake Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x150mm Blank Inside Enve...