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Funny greeting cards

Funny Greeting Cards

Our selection of the funniest cards available!!
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    You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree

    You're So Beautiful, Like A Tree Or A High Class Prostitute...show us a more hilarious card!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ C...

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  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
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    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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  • Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
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    Mother Teresa- I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question?

    Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 m...

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    How's The Diet Going?

    How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Asshole - Maktus
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    Asshole

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy

    Hoping your first word would be mummy card This is the perfect card to brighten someone's day, who wouldn't laugh when they open it? Inside Message...

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  • Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude - Maktus
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    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous!

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Smells Like A Spring Meadow

    Bad news is the hamsters dead. Good news is that it's soft, clean and smells like a spring meadow. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 ...

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  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
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    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You - Maktus
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    I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You

    Here's a card I basically designed to send to myself on a daily basis. If you're like me, or have friends that are too this Birthday card might be ...

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    Sanitiser G&T

    She tried to make homemade hand sanitiser, but it kept coming out as Gin and Tonic. Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Indiv...

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  • Donald Trump Hates you - Maktus
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    Donald Trump Hates You

    Donald Trump Hates you!! You must be doing something right. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
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    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right Take Your Parents For Example - Maktus
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    Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right. Take Your Parents For Example

    You were made, end of. Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right. Take Your Parents As Example. The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greetin...

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  • Onwards - Chin Up - Maktus
    Onwards - Chin Up - Maktus
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    Onwards - Chin Up

    Chin Up. Tits out. Onwards. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Happy Birthday- After Party

    Happy Birthday! (Don't Mind Us) We're Just Here For The After Party! Greeting Card Celebrate your big day with the Dancing Pallbearers! Illustrated...

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  • To Do List, give card to idiot - Maktus
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    To Do List, Give Card To Idiot

    To do - give birthday card to idiot Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • You know you’re old...when all your friends smell of piss - Maktus
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    You Know You’re Old...When All Your Friends Smell Of Piss

    You Know You're Old when your friends smell of piss Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Artritis - Maktus
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    Arthritis

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...

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  • Wine is also red- Poem - Maktus
    Wine is also red- Poem - Maktus
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    Wine Is Also Red- Poem

    Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • True Friends Don't Judge - Maktus
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    True Friends Don't Judge

    Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • True Connoisseur - Maktus
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    True Connoisseur

    I'm getting bitter pears and toasted marshmallows. Like a mellow summer evening, with of nuts and dangleberries. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individua...

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  • Awkward Star Trek Orgy - Maktus
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    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Monastery Charades - Maktus
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    Monastery Charades

    A body part, you say? Charades at the monastery. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

    €4.00

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