Valentine Gift Ideas
Finding the right Valentine gift for your sweetheart can be difficult. To help you on that special Valentine day, we've curated the most hilariously romantic gifts ideas that are perfect for your loved one. From witty greeting cards to soaps, to funny slippers, to chocolate surprises, you can find something to suit their interests.
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Geebag Coaster
Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters. Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir. Hard wearing me...
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Dear Wine Yes
Dear Wine - Yes I Said Yes I Will Yes! Dear Wine Yes Socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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The Husband
The Husband The handy guide to the Husband makes the perfect gift for any long-suffering wife or prospective bride to give to their beloved husban...
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I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks
These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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Calm your tits!
Calm your tits mug. Calm yourself down with this beauty of a mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team. Get 'em while they're hot Individua...
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Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs! 10 bath bombs Unicorn poop design Yep, you read that right Raspberry scent Dissolve in warm water Creates a rainbow...
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Frida Shaped Mug
Frida Shaped ceramic mug. Inviting vibrant vibes of Mexico to mornings. This beautiful mug is shaped as the charming Frida Kahlo with accents of r...
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Imperfectionist Socks
Imperfectionist Crew Socks Imperfectionists understand their values. Imperfectionists make mistakes and learn to let them go. What better way to l...
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Boob Bowl
Big Boobs Bowl A Big boob shaped bowl, the perfect for boob lovers. The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. This ...
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Geebag T-Shirt
Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll love the fit and feel ...
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Huggable Llama - Large
Huggable Llama - Large Cuddle up to the cute huggable llama. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lav...
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Huggable Sloth- Large
Huggable Sloth- Large Cuddle up to the huggable sloth. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lavender g...
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Blossom Box Chocolate Dick
A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck! Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell t...
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Ballerina Jewelry Stand
Ballerina Stand Elegant way to display necklaces and other jewelry Dish base holds rings, earrings and earring backs Simple Assembly required Av...
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Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks
Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women'...
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Favourite Geebag Coaster
You're my favourite Geebag don't you know! Favourite Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters. Illustrated and designed by our very own Makt...
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Boobs Dish
Boob Dish The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. The perfect gift for any room in your house. Material: Cera...
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I'm shy? No shit - Ladies Socks
Tell me something new next time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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Find Frida
Find Frida immerses you in the colourful world of Frida Kahlo. Find this flamboyant figure across twelve intricately drawn scenes, each detailing a...
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Fuck Off Slippers - Pink
Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Comes packaged in a black nylon string tied bag with 'Fuc...
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Shape Your Own Neon Light - Blue
Create your own design then watch it dance with this Make Your Own Neon Light. How does it dance you say?! Well, once you have created your shape u...
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Frida Oil Burner
Scent your home in style with our Frida oil burner. Featuring a vibrant and uplifting design, you'll find a deep dish on top to hold the essential...
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Shape Your Own Neon Effect Light - Green
Shape Your Own Neon Effect Light - Green Create your own design then watch it dance with this Make Your Own Neon Light. How does it dance you say?!...
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Boob Cups Set Of Two
Boob Cups Set Of Two The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. Use our set of two boob cups for your 1st coffee o...
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Fuck Off Slippers - Black
Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Come packaged in a black nylon string tied bag, with 'Fuc...
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Sweaty B*ollocks Soap
This soap will sort those sweaty balls out! In fact, once you start using this, you’ll be nuts about it! And this fruity bar of freshness smells di...
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Aphrodite Oil Diffuser
Aphrodite Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Aphrodite the goddess of love bring a wonderful scent to your su...
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I Never Fart Ladies Socks
I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat
Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking Freezing!A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear. One size ...
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Boob Domino Game
The classic game that never gets old. Update your dominoes with this boob domino set, that celebrates female form in an abstract way. Play a fun ga...
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Knob Job Soap Bar
This fabulous bar of 100% natural soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! Fragranced with earthy cedarwood a...
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Calm your Tits! Tote Bag
Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...
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Beer Soap
The heady aroma of your favourite beer in a soap. A crisp, sweet and slightly hoppy scent. Rinse responsibly!
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Hand Job Soap Bar
Ok so this isn’t just a hand soap, it’s for all over! This fresh gorgeous soap will give you a jolly good wash and it also has anti-bacterial tea t...
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Honey I Shat My Pants Soap Bar
Ok so chances are, no one’s actually shat their pants…! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliatin...
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Adonis Oil Diffuser
Adonis Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Adonis the god of beauty and desire bring his presence to your home...
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Geebag Pocket Mirror
Geebag Pocket Mirror 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs.
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How To Live With A Huge Penis
Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...
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Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks
Don't let anyone distract you from your good read, just kick your feet up in the air Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2...
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Live Fast Box Chocolate Anus's
Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this C...
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Hangry Ladies Ankle Socks
Stay anyway from anyone who is hungry and angry at the same time..but if you tell them you love their socks you might not get yelled at. Women's s...
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I Love My Asshole Kids Ladies Socks
No but I really do! These hilarious socks are the perfect gift for any mum! Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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Free the Tipple - Kickass cocktails inspired by iconic women
Fancy a cocktail influenced by sixty of the world's most iconic women? Free the Tipple pays tribute to a range of incredible women from artists an...
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Frida Trinket Dish
Frida Trinket Dish Pretty trinkets deserve to be displayed beautifully. This charming trinket dish is shaped as the wonderful Frida Kahlo with flou...
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Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks
Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now....
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I Do As I Please Women's Socks
I Do As I Please Women's Socks And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed c...
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Mini Frida Planter
Mini Frida Planter Your friends will envy your indoor garden even more with this charming mini planter, featuring our vibrant Frida with blushing ...
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A Sweet Treat for You - Chocolate Buttholes
Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this C...
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