Valentine Gift Ideas
Finding the right Valentine gift for your sweetheart can be difficult. To help you on that special Valentine day, we've curated the most hilariously romantic gifts ideas that are perfect for your loved one. From witty greeting cards to soaps, to funny slippers, to chocolate surprises, you can find something to suit their interests.
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€11.95Notions Mug
Absolute Notions. Illustrated and Designed by our very own Maktus team right here in Dublin City! Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxe...
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€4.50Geebag Coaster
Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters. Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir. Hard wearing me...
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€15.95Dear Wine Yes
Dear Wine - Yes I Said Yes I Will Yes! Dear Wine Yes Socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€15.95I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks
These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€11.95Calm your tits!
Calm your tits mug. Calm yourself down with this beauty of a mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team. Get 'em while they're hot Individua...
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€8.95Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs! 10 bath bombs Unicorn poop design Yep, you read that right Raspberry scent Dissolve in warm water Creates a rainbow...
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€17.95Boob Bowl
Big Boobs Bowl A Big boob shaped bowl, the perfect for boob lovers. The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. This ...
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€22.00Geebag T-Shirt
Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll love the fit and feel ...
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€29.95Huggable Llama - Large
Huggable Llama - Large Cuddle up to the cute huggable llama. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lav...
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€29.95Huggable Sloth- Large
Huggable Sloth- Large Cuddle up to the huggable sloth. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lavender g...
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€14.95Ballerina Jewelry Stand
Ballerina Stand Elegant way to display necklaces and other jewelry Dish base holds rings, earrings and earring backs Simple Assembly required Av...
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€15.95Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks
Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women'...
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€4.50Favourite Geebag Coaster
You're my favourite Geebag don't you know! Favourite Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters. Illustrated and designed by our very own Makt...
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€10.95Boobs Dish
Boob Dish The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. The perfect gift for any room in your house. Material: Cera...
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€15.95I'm shy? No shit - Ladies Socks
Tell me something new next time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€10.00Find Frida
Find Frida immerses you in the colourful world of Frida Kahlo. Find this flamboyant figure across twelve intricately drawn scenes, each detailing a...
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€22.00Fuck Off Slippers - Pink
Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Comes packaged in a black nylon string tied bag with 'Fuc...
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€4.50Notions Coaster
Notions Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters. Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir. Hard wearing m...
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€26.95Aphrodite Oil Diffuser
Aphrodite Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Aphrodite the goddess of love bring a wonderful scent to your su...
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€15.95I Never Fart Ladies Socks
I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€14.95Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat
Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking Freezing!A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear. One size ...
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€19.95Boob Domino Game
The classic game that never gets old. Update your dominoes with this boob domino set, that celebrates female form in an abstract way. Play a fun ga...
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€12.95Calm your Tits! Tote Bag
Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...
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€9.95Honey I Shat My Pants Soap Bar
Ok so chances are, no one’s actually shat their pants…! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliatin...
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€25.95Adonis Oil Diffuser
Adonis Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Adonis the god of beauty and desire bring his presence to your home...
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€13.95How To Live With A Huge Penis
Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...
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€15.95Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks
Don't let anyone distract you from your good read, just kick your feet up in the air Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2...
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€15.95I Love My Asshole Kids Ladies Socks
No but I really do! These hilarious socks are the perfect gift for any mum! Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€15.95Free the Tipple - Kickass cocktails inspired by iconic women
Fancy a cocktail influenced by sixty of the world's most iconic women? Free the Tipple pays tribute to a range of incredible women from artists an...
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€15.95Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks
Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now....
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€15.95I Do As I Please Women's Socks
I Do As I Please Women's Socks And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed c...
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€21.95Size Matters Game
Have you ever been told that size doesn’t matter? Well it does in this game! Answer sex based trivia to gain those all-important inches! The player...
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€15.95DIY Macramé Kit
DIY Macramé Kit Looking for a stylish way to spruce up your plants? Hang them in your home with a macramé planter! This kit is suitable for begin...
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€14.95Dumpling Incense Burner
Meet Daisy the Dumpling, the only dumpling you won’t want to eat! Instead fill with incense and watch the smoke rise from the top, just like the re...
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€14.95Beehive Incense Burner
Do you sometimes feel exhausted? Like you’ve been working like a worker bee, always buzzing around doing loads of chores? Well even the busiest bee...
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€9.95Cat Mini Cross Stitch Kit
Relax at home at work and on a mini-embroidery. Also a great kit for beginners! Includes: 3 (7,6 cm)bamboo hoop frame, 4.3 (11 cm) square canvas to...
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€9.95Rose Mini Cross Stitch Embroidery Kit
Relax at home, at work, and on a mini-embroidery. This beautiful Rose embroidery kit includes a bamboo hoop frame, canvas to stitch on, color threa...
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€12.95Pocket Pouch Spiky Hedgehog
Hedgehog pocket pouch. Perfect for carrying loose change, credit cards and bus tickets! From Bitten
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€12.95Pocket Pouch Pink Boob
Pink boob pocket pouch. Perfect for carrying loose change, credit cards and bus tickets!
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€23.95Make Your Own Jewellery
Want to make yourself clay jewelry but don't know where to start? This kit contains everything you need to make your own unique jewelry. 6 colors o...
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€15.95Mindful as Fuck Ankle Sock
The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspec...
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€15.95Henna DIY Kit
Henna DIY Kit Create your own pain free tattoo designs with this kit. It has all the essentials needed to create your own henna body art. Key Fea...
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€10.00Dirty Date Deck
Dive into a world of passion and pleasure with these naughty ice breakers, designed to ignite the flames of curiosity and deepen connections. Rangi...
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€11.95Geebag Mug
A Geebag, everybody's favourite Irish word. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team. Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxed and di...
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€11.95Gobshite Mug
The perfect mug for the Gobshite in your life. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team. Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxed and...
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€11.95I identify as a Cunt
Who needs people bothering you when you Identify as a Cunt. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team. Get 'em while they're hot Individually gi...
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