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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays

Valentine Gift Ideas

Finding the right Valentine gift for your sweetheart can be difficult. To help you on that special Valentine day, we've curated the most hilariously romantic gifts ideas that are perfect for your loved one. From witty greeting cards to soaps, to funny slippers, to chocolate surprises, you can find something to suit their interests.

  • Notions Mug - Maktus
    €11.95

    Notions Mug

    Absolute Notions. Illustrated and Designed by our very own Maktus team right here in Dublin City! Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxe...

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    €11.95
  • €4.50

    Geebag Coaster

    Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing me...

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    €4.50
  • €15.95

    Dear Wine Yes

    Dear Wine - Yes I Said Yes I Will Yes! Dear Wine Yes Socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
  • I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies - Maktus
    €15.95

    I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks

     These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

    €15.95
  • Calm your tits! - Maktus
    €11.95

    Calm your tits!

    Calm your tits mug. Calm yourself down with this beauty of a mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individua...

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    €11.95
  • Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs - Maktus
    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs - Maktus
    €8.95

    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs

    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs!   10 bath bombs  Unicorn poop design Yep, you read that right   Raspberry scent Dissolve in warm water  Creates a rainbow...

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    €8.95
  • Boob Bowl - Maktus
    Boob Bowl - Maktus
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    €17.95

    Boob Bowl

    Big Boobs Bowl A Big boob shaped bowl, the perfect for boob lovers. The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. This ...

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    €17.95
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  • €22.00

    Geebag T-Shirt

    Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll love the fit and feel ...

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    €22.00
  • Huggable Llama large - Maktus
    Huggable Llama large - Maktus
    €29.95

    Huggable Llama - Large

    Huggable Llama - Large Cuddle up to the cute huggable llama. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lav...

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    €29.95
  • Huggable Sloth- Large - Maktus
    Huggable Sloth- Large - Maktus
    €29.95

    Huggable Sloth- Large

    Huggable Sloth- Large Cuddle up to the huggable sloth. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lavender g...

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    €29.95
  • €14.95

    Ballerina Jewelry Stand

    Ballerina Stand  Elegant way to display necklaces and other jewelry Dish base holds rings, earrings and earring backs Simple Assembly required Av...

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    €14.95
  • €15.95

    Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks

    Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women'...

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    €15.95
  • €4.50

    Favourite Geebag Coaster

    You're my favourite Geebag don't you know! Favourite Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Makt...

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    €4.50
  • Boob dish - Maktus
    Boob dish - Maktus
    €10.95

    Boobs Dish

    Boob Dish The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. The perfect gift for any room in your house.  Material: Cera...

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    €10.95
  • €15.95

    I'm shy? No shit - Ladies Socks

    Tell me something new next time.  Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
  • €10.00

    Find Frida

    Find Frida immerses you in the colourful world of Frida Kahlo. Find this flamboyant figure across twelve intricately drawn scenes, each detailing a...

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    €10.00
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    €22.00

    Fuck Off Slippers - Pink

    Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Comes packaged in a black nylon string tied bag with 'Fuc...

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    €22.00
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  • €4.50

    Notions Coaster

    Notions Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing m...

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    €4.50
  • €26.95

    Aphrodite Oil Diffuser

    Aphrodite Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Aphrodite the goddess of love bring a wonderful scent to your su...

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    €26.95
  • €15.95

    I Never Fart Ladies Socks

    I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie.  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
  • €14.95

    Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat

    Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking Freezing!A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear.          One size ...

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    €14.95
  • €19.95

    Boob Domino Game

    The classic game that never gets old. Update your dominoes with this boob domino set, that celebrates female form in an abstract way. Play a fun ga...

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    €19.95
  • Calm your Tits! - Maktus
    €12.95

    Calm your Tits! Tote Bag

    Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...

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    €12.95
  • €9.95

    Honey I Shat My Pants Soap Bar

    Ok so chances are, no one’s actually shat their pants…! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliatin...

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    €9.95
  • €25.95

    Adonis Oil Diffuser

    Adonis Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Adonis the god of beauty and desire bring his presence to your home...

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    €25.95
  • €13.95

    How To Live With A Huge Penis

    Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...

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    €13.95
  • Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks - Maktus
    €15.95

    Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks

    Don't let anyone distract you from your good read, just kick your feet up in the air Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2...

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    €15.95
  • €15.95

    I Love My Asshole Kids Ladies Socks

    No but I really do! These hilarious socks are the perfect gift for any mum!  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
  • Free the Tipple - Kickass cocktails inspired by iconic women - Maktus
    €15.95

    Free the Tipple - Kickass cocktails inspired by iconic women

    Fancy a cocktail influenced by sixty of the world's most iconic women? Free the Tipple pays tribute to a range of incredible women from artists an...

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    €15.95
  • €15.95

    Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks

    Bitch I Am Relaxed Women's Socks Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now....

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    €15.95
  • €15.95

    I Do As I Please Women's Socks

    I Do As I Please Women's Socks And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed c...

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    €15.95
  • €21.95

    Size Matters Game

    Have you ever been told that size doesn’t matter? Well it does in this game! Answer sex based trivia to gain those all-important inches! The player...

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    €21.95
  • €15.95

    DIY Macramé Kit

    DIY Macramé Kit Looking for a stylish way to spruce up your plants? Hang them in your home with a macramé planter! This kit is suitable for begin...

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    €15.95
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    €14.95

    Dumpling Incense Burner

    Meet Daisy the Dumpling, the only dumpling you won’t want to eat! Instead fill with incense and watch the smoke rise from the top, just like the re...

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    €14.95
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  • €14.95

    Beehive Incense Burner

    Do you sometimes feel exhausted? Like you’ve been working like a worker bee, always buzzing around doing loads of chores? Well even the busiest bee...

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    €14.95
  • €9.95

    Cat Mini Cross Stitch Kit

    Relax at home at work and on a mini-embroidery. Also a great kit for beginners! Includes: 3 (7,6 cm)bamboo hoop frame, 4.3 (11 cm) square canvas to...

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    €9.95
  • €9.95

    Rose Mini Cross Stitch Embroidery Kit

    Relax at home, at work, and on a mini-embroidery. This beautiful Rose embroidery kit includes a bamboo hoop frame, canvas to stitch on, color threa...

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    €9.95
  • Sold out
    €12.95

    Pocket Pouch Spiky Hedgehog

    Hedgehog pocket pouch. Perfect for carrying loose change, credit cards and bus tickets!  From Bitten

    €12.95
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  • €12.95

    Pocket Pouch Pink Boob

    Pink boob pocket pouch. Perfect for carrying loose change, credit cards and bus tickets!

    €12.95
  • €23.95

    Make Your Own Jewellery

    Want to make yourself clay jewelry but don't know where to start? This kit contains everything you need to make your own unique jewelry. 6 colors o...

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    €23.95
  • €15.95

    Mindful as Fuck Ankle Sock

    The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspec...

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    €15.95
  • €15.95

    Henna DIY Kit

    Henna DIY Kit Create your own pain free tattoo designs with this kit. It has all the essentials needed to create your own henna body art. Key Fea...

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    €15.95
  • €10.00

    Dirty Date Deck

    Dive into a world of passion and pleasure with these naughty ice breakers, designed to ignite the flames of curiosity and deepen connections. Rangi...

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    €10.00
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    €11.95

    Geebag Mug

    A Geebag, everybody's favourite Irish word.  Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxed and di...

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    €11.95
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    €11.95

    Gobshite Mug

    The perfect mug for the Gobshite in your life.  Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxed and...

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    €11.95
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    €11.95

    I identify as a Cunt

    Who needs people bothering you when you Identify as a Cunt. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individually gi...

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    €11.95
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