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Valentine Gift Ideas

Finding the right Valentine gift for your sweetheart can be difficult. To help you on that special Valentine day, we've curated the most hilariously romantic gifts ideas that are perfect for your loved one. From witty greeting cards to soaps, to funny slippers, to chocolate surprises, you can find something to suit their interests.

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    The Don Box Chocolate Dick

    A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck! Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell t...

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  • Notions Mug - Maktus
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    €10.95

    Notions Mug

    Absolute Notions. Illustrated and Designed by our very own Maktus team right here in Dublin City! Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxe...

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    €10.95
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  • Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist - Maktus
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    €12.95

    Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

    Make problems disappear. Scented with light jasmine and red tea. 156ml/ 5.3 fl.oz.Weight: 8 OuncesDimensions: 6 x 3 x 3 inches  

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    The Aphrodite Valentines Giftbox

    Go straight for the heart of your true love or that someone you've got your eye on with this Valentines Gift Box. We've put together a bumper selec...

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    €40.00
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    Geebag Coaster

    Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing me...

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    €4.50
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    The Cupid Valentines Giftbox

    Go straight for the heart of your true love or that someone you've got your eye on with this Valentines Gift Box. We've put together a bumper selec...

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    €32.00
  • The Wife - Maktus
    €9.95

    The Wife

    Ladybirds The Wife The PERFECT GIFT for your long-suffering wife or prospective bride. Or, for any fool of a husband or seriously deluded groom-to...

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    Dear Wine Yes

    Dear Wine - Yes I Said Yes I Will Yes! Dear Wine Yes Socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €14.95
  • The Husband - Maktus
    €9.95

    The Husband

    The Husband The handy guide to the Husband makes the perfect gift for any long-suffering wife or prospective bride to give to their beloved husban...

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    Ray Gun Nose Trimmer

    Ray Gun Nose Trimmer Trim your nose hairs with this Retro Design trimmer! This ear and nose hair trimmer looks just like a futuristic mini ray gun ...

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    €12.00
  • I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies - Maktus
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    I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks

     These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

    €14.95
  • No Shit Sherlock Lavatory Mist - Maktus
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    No Shit Sherlock Lavatory Mist

    For crime scenes of all types and sizes.  156ml/ 5.3 fl.oz.Weight: 226gDimensions: 6 x 3 x 3 inches  

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  • Calm your tits! - Maktus
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    Calm your tits!

    Calm your tits mug. Calm yourself down with this beauty of a mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individua...

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  • Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs - Maktus
    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs - Maktus
    €8.50

    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs

    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs!   10 bath bombs  Unicorn poop design Yep, you read that right   Raspberry scent Dissolve in warm water  Creates a rainbow...

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    €8.50
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    Frida Shaped Mug

    Frida Shaped ceramic mug. Inviting vibrant vibes of Mexico to mornings. This beautiful mug is shaped as the charming Frida Kahlo with accents of r...

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    Imperfectionist Socks

    Imperfectionist Crew Socks Imperfectionists understand their values. Imperfectionists make mistakes and learn to let them go.  What better way to l...

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  • Boob Bowl - Maktus
    Boob Bowl - Maktus
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    Boob Bowl

    Big Boobs Bowl A Big boob shaped bowl, the perfect for boob lovers. The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. This ...

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    Geebag T-Shirt

    Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll love the fit and feel ...

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  • Huggable Llama large - Maktus
    Huggable Llama large - Maktus
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    Huggable Llama - Large

    Huggable Llama - Large Cuddle up to the cute huggable llama. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lav...

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    €24.95
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    The Romeo Valentines Giftbox

    Go straight for the heart of your true love or that someone you've got your eye on with this Valentines Gift Box. We've put together a bumper selec...

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    €36.00
  • Huggable Sloth- Large - Maktus
    Huggable Sloth- Large - Maktus
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    Huggable Sloth- Large

    Huggable Sloth- Large Cuddle up to the huggable sloth. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lavender g...

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    Blossom Box Chocolate Dick

    A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck! Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell t...

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    Notions - Apron

    Got Notions? You will with this sassy Apron. Illustrated and Designed in our very own Maktus studio, right here in the heart of Dublin City. 100% p...

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    Frida Body Shaped Vase

    Frida Body Shaped Vase Let your flowers flourish in this vibrant vase, wonderful for those who are inspired by the rich culture and art of Mexico. ...

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    Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks

    Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women'...

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    Favourite Geebag Coaster

    You're my favourite Geebag don't you know! Favourite Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Makt...

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    €4.50
  • Boob dish - Maktus
    Boob dish - Maktus
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    Boobs Dish

    Boob Dish The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. The perfect gift for any room in your house.  Material: Cera...

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    €8.95
  • Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2 - Maktus
    Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2 - Maktus
    €19.50

    Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2

    Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2 Transform lifeless wine bottles into something you want to take home and cuddle (or at least drink).Just plug a p...

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  • Would Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist spray - Maktus
    Would Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist spray - Maktus
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    Would Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist spray

    4.5 outta 5 stars isn't half bad. In fact, I'd say it's borderline intriguing. Lilac and cherry blossom scent. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml

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    I'm shy? No shit - Ladies Socks

    Tell me something new next time.  Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €14.95
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    Find Frida

    Find Frida immerses you in the colourful world of Frida Kahlo. Find this flamboyant figure across twelve intricately drawn scenes, each detailing a...

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    €15.95
  • Notions Pocket Mirror - Maktus
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    Notions Pocket Mirror

    Notions Pocket Mirror 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs. size - 58mm

    €4.00
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    Fuck Off Slippers - Pink

    Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Comes packaged in a black nylon string tied bag with 'Fuc...

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    Shape Your Own Neon Light - Blue

    Create your own design then watch it dance with this Make Your Own Neon Light. How does it dance you say?! Well, once you have created your shape u...

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    Frida Oil Burner

    Scent your home in style with our Frida oil burner. Featuring a vibrant and uplifting design, you'll find a deep dish on top to hold the essential...

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    Bleedin' Baltic Beanie Hat

    Bleedin' Baltic Beanie Hat  Get your hat on mate. Its Bleedin' Baltic!A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear.          One size ...

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    Notions Coaster

    Notions Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing m...

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    Shape Your Own Neon Effect Light - Green

    Shape Your Own Neon Effect Light - Green Create your own design then watch it dance with this Make Your Own Neon Light. How does it dance you say?!...

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    Boob Cups Set Of Two

    Boob Cups Set Of Two The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. Use our set of two boob cups for your 1st coffee o...

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    Fuck Off Slippers - Black

    Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Come packaged in a black nylon string tied bag, with 'Fuc...

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    €22.00
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    Sweaty B*ollocks Soap

    This soap will sort those sweaty balls out! In fact, once you start using this, you’ll be nuts about it! And this fruity bar of freshness smells di...

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    Aphrodite Oil Diffuser

    Aphrodite Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Aphrodite the goddess of love bring a wonderful scent to your su...

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    €25.95
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    I Never Fart Ladies Socks

    I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie.  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €14.95
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    Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat

    Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking Freezing!A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear.          One size ...

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    Boob Domino Game

    The classic game that never gets old. Update your dominoes with this boob domino set, that celebrates female form in an abstract way. Play a fun ga...

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    €19.95
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    Knob Job Soap Bar

    This fabulous bar of 100% natural soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! Fragranced with earthy cedarwood a...

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    €9.95
  • Calm your Tits! - Maktus
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    Calm your Tits! Tote Bag

    Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...

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    Beer Soap

    The heady aroma of your favourite beer in a soap. A crisp, sweet and slightly hoppy scent. Rinse responsibly!

    €10.95

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