Valentine Gift Ideas
Finding the right Valentine gift for your sweetheart can be difficult. To help you on that special Valentine day, we've curated the most hilariously romantic gifts ideas that are perfect for your loved one. From witty greeting cards to soaps, to funny slippers, to chocolate surprises, you can find something to suit their interests.
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Original price €21.95Current price €19.95The Don Box Chocolate Dick
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€10.95Notions Mug
Absolute Notions. Illustrated and Designed by our very own Maktus team right here in Dublin City! Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxe...
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€4.50Geebag Coaster
Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters. Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir. Hard wearing me...
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€14.95Dear Wine Yes
Dear Wine - Yes I Said Yes I Will Yes! Dear Wine Yes Socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€9.95The Husband
The Husband The handy guide to the Husband makes the perfect gift for any long-suffering wife or prospective bride to give to their beloved husban...
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€12.00Ray Gun Nose Trimmer
Ray Gun Nose Trimmer Trim your nose hairs with this Retro Design trimmer! This ear and nose hair trimmer looks just like a futuristic mini ray gun ...
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€14.95I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks
These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€10.95Calm your tits!
Calm your tits mug. Calm yourself down with this beauty of a mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team. Get 'em while they're hot Individua...
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€8.50Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs! 10 bath bombs Unicorn poop design Yep, you read that right Raspberry scent Dissolve in warm water Creates a rainbow...
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€11.95Frida Shaped Mug
Frida Shaped ceramic mug. Inviting vibrant vibes of Mexico to mornings. This beautiful mug is shaped as the charming Frida Kahlo with accents of r...
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€14.95Imperfectionist Socks
Imperfectionist Crew Socks Imperfectionists understand their values. Imperfectionists make mistakes and learn to let them go. What better way to l...
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€15.95Boob Bowl
Big Boobs Bowl A Big boob shaped bowl, the perfect for boob lovers. The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. This ...
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€20.00Geebag T-Shirt
Designed in store by the Maktus Team! Check out our entire range of cool quirky individually Irish designed T Shirts. You'll love the fit and feel ...
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€24.95Huggable Llama - Large
Huggable Llama - Large Cuddle up to the cute huggable llama. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lav...
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€24.95Huggable Sloth- Large
Huggable Sloth- Large Cuddle up to the huggable sloth. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lavender g...
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Original price €21.95Current price €19.95Blossom Box Chocolate Dick
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€17.95Frida Body Shaped Vase
Frida Body Shaped Vase Let your flowers flourish in this vibrant vase, wonderful for those who are inspired by the rich culture and art of Mexico. ...
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€14.95Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks
Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Socks When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone. Women'...
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€4.50Favourite Geebag Coaster
You're my favourite Geebag don't you know! Favourite Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters. Illustrated and designed by our very own Makt...
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€8.95Boobs Dish
Boob Dish The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. The perfect gift for any room in your house. Material: Cera...
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€19.50Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2
Beanie Bottle Stopper - Pack of 2 Transform lifeless wine bottles into something you want to take home and cuddle (or at least drink).Just plug a p...
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€15.00Would Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist spray
4.5 outta 5 stars isn't half bad. In fact, I'd say it's borderline intriguing. Lilac and cherry blossom scent. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml
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€14.95I'm shy? No shit - Ladies Socks
Tell me something new next time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€15.95Find Frida
Find Frida immerses you in the colourful world of Frida Kahlo. Find this flamboyant figure across twelve intricately drawn scenes, each detailing a...
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€4.00Notions Pocket Mirror
Notions Pocket Mirror 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs. size - 58mm
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€22.00Fuck Off Slippers - Pink
Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Comes packaged in a black nylon string tied bag with 'Fuc...
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€14.95Shape Your Own Neon Light - Blue
Create your own design then watch it dance with this Make Your Own Neon Light. How does it dance you say?! Well, once you have created your shape u...
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€14.95Frida Oil Burner
Scent your home in style with our Frida oil burner. Featuring a vibrant and uplifting design, you'll find a deep dish on top to hold the essential...
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€4.50Notions Coaster
Notions Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters. Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir. Hard wearing m...
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€14.95Shape Your Own Neon Effect Light - Green
Shape Your Own Neon Effect Light - Green Create your own design then watch it dance with this Make Your Own Neon Light. How does it dance you say?!...
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€25.95Boob Cups Set Of Two
Boob Cups Set Of Two The Boob Collection is here to celebrate female forms in an abstract way. Use our set of two boob cups for your 1st coffee o...
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€22.00Fuck Off Slippers - Black
Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Come packaged in a black nylon string tied bag, with 'Fuc...
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€9.95Sweaty B*ollocks Soap
This soap will sort those sweaty balls out! In fact, once you start using this, you’ll be nuts about it! And this fruity bar of freshness smells di...
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€25.95Aphrodite Oil Diffuser
Aphrodite Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Aphrodite the goddess of love bring a wonderful scent to your su...
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€14.95I Never Fart Ladies Socks
I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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€12.95Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat
Fuckin Freezin' Beanie Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking Freezing!A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear. One size ...
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€19.95Boob Domino Game
The classic game that never gets old. Update your dominoes with this boob domino set, that celebrates female form in an abstract way. Play a fun ga...
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€9.95Knob Job Soap Bar
This fabulous bar of 100% natural soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! Fragranced with earthy cedarwood a...
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€12.95Calm your Tits! Tote Bag
Designed by the Maktus team, and to hell with it all!! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm...
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€9.95Hand Job Soap Bar
Ok so this isn’t just a hand soap, it’s for all over! This fresh gorgeous soap will give you a jolly good wash and it also has anti-bacterial tea t...
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Original price €21.95Current price €19.95Congratulations Box Chocolate Dick
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€9.95Honey I Shat My Pants Soap Bar
Ok so chances are, no one’s actually shat their pants…! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliatin...
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Original price €23.95Current price €21.95Thinking of You! Jelly Dick
Organic Handmade Gummy Penis for all your bachelorette parties, birthday occasions, funny pranks, or just a good gag gift!The perfect gift for the ...
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€25.95Adonis Oil Diffuser
Adonis Oil Diffuser including 50ml cedar wood fragrance oil & 5 sticks. Let Adonis the god of beauty and desire bring his presence to your home...
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Original price €23.95Current price €21.95Surprise! Jelly Dick
Organic Handmade Gummy Penis for all your bachelorette parties, birthday occasions, funny pranks, or just a good gag gift!The perfect gift for the ...
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Original price €21.95Current price €19.95Sweet Treat Box Chocolate Dick
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Original price €21.95Current price €19.95Happy Birthday Box Chocolate Dick
A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck! Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell t...
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