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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Full range of all our greeting cards

All Our Greeting Cards

Our entire range of greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new homes, valentines and absolutely everything in between!
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    U Old AF

    You are certainly old af.. Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Lime Green envelope included

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    Santa Knows You're A Cunt Greeting Card

    He knows! Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Red envelope included

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    Dickproof Greeting Card

    Say hello to Zeppelinmoon, a world of illustrated words and poetry where whimsical meets badass! Lovingly written and painted by artist Amber Fosse...

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    You Give Me a Lady Boner Greeting Card

    We all know when it comes to our partners their is never too much information!  Designed by Smitten Kitten Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inch...

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    Mom thanks for raising me as a proper fuckin Lady

    Mom, Thanks For Raising Me As A Proper Fuckin Lady Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    Owl Fella

    Show some love for the Owl fella! Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 1...

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    You're The Shit

    You're the shit! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Ivory envelope incl...

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    Wife Review

    Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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    Pros And Cons

    The con is having to change dirty nappies  The pro is having somebody to blame your farts on Pros And Cons Of Parenthood. Con- Having To Change Dir...

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    Happy Father's Day Owl Fella

    Happy Father's Day to the Owl Fella!  Illustrated by Irish illustrator Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio Inside message: Blank ◙ ...

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    Ant Fuck Off Xmas

    Description: Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm All cards are printed on high quality card stock and are blank inside Al...

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    Ryan Gosling

    Hilarious Ryan Gosling birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6...

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    Fa La La Llama

    Fa La La La La, La La, Llama!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mmGrey envelope included

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    As Far From My Family As Possible Card

    I'm not saying all families are a nightmare at Christmas but let's face it some are. Here's a Christmas card for some long suffering members of th...

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    Girl with a birthday hangover Card

    You know what it's like, you've been out on a bender after posing all day for Johannes Vermeer and then you have to go back to the studio with a th...

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    Merry Christmas, Whatever.

    Merry Christmas....whatever. SIZE: 150x150mm, BLANK INSIDE PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD, SUPPLIED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

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    Menopausal Greeting Card

    There was a very good chance she was feeling menopausal Each card measures 5″ x 7″ and comes with a coloured envelope. Printed on FSC certified glo...

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    Can I See Your Pee Pee? Greeting Card

    Just a little look?!  Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside lime envelope included  

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    He Sees You When You're Sleeping Cat Christmas Card

    Spread holiday laughs with this Funny Cat Christmas Card! Featuring Ken the cat about to pounce on his owner's feet in bed. Perfect for anyone who ...

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    Classic Art Meme Hangovers in Your 30s

    Classic Art Meme Hangovers in Your 30s be like   Size: Square (148 x 148mm / 5.8 x 5.8 inches). - that fits as a standard sized letter in the UK m...

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    Happy Crip-nuts

    Happy Crip-nuts - from Pintman himself, Paddy Losty Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125mm x 125...

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    Smells Like Christmas

    Christmas will never be complete without a hilarious greeting card! Send your loved ones the Smells Like Christmas Greeting Card, designed by the t...

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    Deer Seasons Greetings Greeting Card

    Deer Seasons Greetings Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Jammy Bastard - Greeting Card

    'Well done on your slice of luck!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting ...

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    I Love you with all my boobs.

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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    Help The Fanny

    Help the fanny reach climax Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 180 mm x 125mm◙ Coloured Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    I'm Going To Blow You Greeting Card

    I'm going to blow you.....a kiss! Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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    No Cure For Being A Dickhead

    I'm afraid there's no cure for being a little dickhead.. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick ...

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    Special Delivery

     The Stork is bringing good news and best wishes with this Special Delivery! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by S...

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    Eggcelent Father's Day Card

    Have An Eggcelent Father's Day Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (...

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    Just Chick In On You

    Just Chick In On You Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ B...

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    My Favourite Human Greeting Card

    For your favourite human!  Designed and illustrated in collaboration with Haima Vahid in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mmBlank insideOrange e...

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    Gaydar

    You're on my Gaydar, beep beep. You're On My Gaydar Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensio...

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    Good Luck, Lucky Cat Greeting Card

    Good Luck, Lucky Cat Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105x150mmBlank inside Brown envelope included

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    Christmas Quacker

    You're A Christmas Quacker! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 150x150mmGrey envelope included

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    Grumpy Cat - I just Like to Smile, Smiling's My Favourite!

    The internet's favourite feline, Grumpy Cat, just loves Christmas so much. Why not send this on to your favourite Christmas grump?! Designed in Dub...

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    Christmas Cod

    I got you a Christmas Cod Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 150x150mmGrey envelope included

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    Shit yourself Card

    We all get to that stage where this could happen at any minute. Oh the joys of getting old. A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus sitting...

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    You Say Fuck A Lot Greeting Card

    You say fuck a lot, I like that about you Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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    Liam Gallagher Greeting Card

    Mad'fer ye!! When love and romance Liam Gallagher formally of Oasis springs to mind, ok so we lied, but if he did he'd say this. Mad F'er Ye Greeti...

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    Here I am Greeting Card

    Every Once and a While Someone Amazing Comes Into Your Life - And Here I Am! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blan...

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    Cooking The Sausages

    Quick, hide! They're talking about cooking the sausages with the turkey! SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE White envelope i...

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    I'm So Fucking Proud Of You

    ''You Are Strong, Fearless & Badass...In Other Words...I'm So Fucking Proud Of You.'' From Offensively Delightful cards. From Offensively Delig...

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    Sniff It Barry, It's Not Marmite

    Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Express your Elf - Maktus
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    Express Your Elf

    Express Your Elf. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    New Home Ribbon

    'New Home Ribbon' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blank...

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    It'll Be Grand

    The most Irish phrase for literally everything.. It'll Be Grand Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Bla...

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    Just A Note To Say Greeting Card

    Just a note to say...I love your boobies. Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mm Blank Inside Lime Green envelope included

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