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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Full range of all our greeting cards

All Our Greeting Cards

Our entire range of greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new homes, valentines and absolutely everything in between!
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    Merry Christmas, Whatever.

    Merry Christmas....whatever. SIZE: 150x150mm, BLANK INSIDE PRINTED ON FSC  HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD, SUPPLIED WITH RECYCLED ECO KRAFT ENVELOPE

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    U Old AF

    You are certainly old af.. Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Lime Green envelope included

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    Only Burd For Me

    You're the only Burd for me!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 120x170mm

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    Let's Fuck Some Shit Up Greeting Card

    Let's fuck some shit up! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensons 105x150mm Blank inside Lime Green envelope included

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    Drive Me Up The Wall

    Another year older, another reminder no one asked for. This birthday card perfectly captures that special birthday feeling of deep irritation mixed...

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    Owl Fella

    Show some love for the Owl fella! Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 1...

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    Menopausal Greeting Card

    There was a very good chance she was feeling menopausal Each card measures 5″ x 7″ and comes with a coloured envelope. Printed on FSC certified glo...

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    1 Year Older, 10 Times Hotter Greeting Card

    1 year older, 10 times hotterDesigned and illustrated in collaboration with Haima Vahid in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105x150mmBlank insideYell...

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    He Sees You When You're Sleeping Cat Christmas Card

    Spread holiday laughs with this Funny Cat Christmas Card! Featuring Ken the cat about to pounce on his owner's feet in bed. Perfect for anyone who ...

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    You're The Shit

    You're the shit! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Ivory envelope incl...

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    Classic Art Meme Hangovers in Your 30s

    Classic Art Meme Hangovers in Your 30s be like   Size: Square (148 x 148mm / 5.8 x 5.8 inches). - that fits as a standard sized letter in the UK m...

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    Happy Crip-nuts

    Happy Crip-nuts - from Pintman himself, Paddy Losty Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125mm x 125...

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    Smells Like Christmas

    Christmas will never be complete without a hilarious greeting card! Send your loved ones the Smells Like Christmas Greeting Card, designed by the t...

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    Deer Seasons Greetings Greeting Card

    Deer Seasons Greetings Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    I Love you with all my boobs.

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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    Help The Fanny

    Help the fanny reach climax Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 180 mm x 125mm◙ Coloured Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    No Cure For Being A Dickhead

    I'm afraid there's no cure for being a little dickhead.. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick ...

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    Can I See Your Pee Pee? Greeting Card

    Just a little look?!  Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside lime envelope included  

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    Special Delivery

     The Stork is bringing good news and best wishes with this Special Delivery! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by S...

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    Jammy Bastard - Greeting Card

    'Well done on your slice of luck!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting ...

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    Christmas Quacker

    You're A Christmas Quacker! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 150x150mmGrey envelope included

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    I'm Going To Blow You Greeting Card

    I'm going to blow you.....a kiss! Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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    Grumpy Cat - I just Like to Smile, Smiling's My Favourite!

    The internet's favourite feline, Grumpy Cat, just loves Christmas so much. Why not send this on to your favourite Christmas grump?! Designed in Dub...

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    Christmas Cod

    I got you a Christmas Cod Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 150x150mmGrey envelope included

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    Shit yourself Card

    We all get to that stage where this could happen at any minute. Oh the joys of getting old. A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus sitting...

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    I'll Always Look Up To You Father's Day Card

    I'll always look up to you, happy fathers day! Designed and illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blanks inside Brown kr...

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    Here I am Greeting Card

    Every Once and a While Someone Amazing Comes Into Your Life - And Here I Am! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blan...

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    Eggcelent Father's Day Card

    Have An Eggcelent Father's Day Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (...

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    Cooking The Sausages

    Quick, hide! They're talking about cooking the sausages with the turkey! SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE White envelope i...

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    Express your Elf - Maktus
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    Express Your Elf

    Express Your Elf. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Happy Father's Day Owl Fella

    Happy Father's Day to the Owl Fella!  Illustrated by Irish illustrator Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio Inside message: Blank ◙ ...

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    I'm So Fucking Proud Of You

    ''You Are Strong, Fearless & Badass...In Other Words...I'm So Fucking Proud Of You.'' From Offensively Delightful cards. From Offensively Delig...

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    It'll Be Grand

    The most Irish phrase for literally everything.. It'll Be Grand Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Bla...

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    You Say Fuck A Lot Greeting Card

    You say fuck a lot, I like that about you Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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    Just A Note To Say Greeting Card

    Just a note to say...I love your boobies. Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mm Blank Inside Lime Green envelope included

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    Old Timer

    Smooth, mature and finely aged. Happy birthday old timer! A colourful and fun whiskey bottle birthday card. If he's a whiskey lover, it's perfect f...

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    Liam Gallagher Greeting Card

    Mad'fer ye!! When love and romance Liam Gallagher formally of Oasis springs to mind, ok so we lied, but if he did he'd say this. Mad F'er Ye Greeti...

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    BFF Review

    Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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    Just Chick In On You

    Just Chick In On You Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ B...

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    Santa Knows Greeting Card

    He's always watching!  Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Red envel...

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    Sprouts No Likes

    Sprouts get NO likes. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    Husband Review

    Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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    You Fuckin' Got This Greeting Card

    You fuckin' got this! Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank Inside Ivory envelope included

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  • Butterflies and Boners VALENTINES - Maktus
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    Butterflies and Boners VALENTINES

    You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Valentines Day Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check ou...

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    Gaydar

    You're on my Gaydar, beep beep. You're On My Gaydar Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensio...

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    New Home Ribbon

    'New Home Ribbon' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blank...

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    Sniff It Barry, It's Not Marmite

    Sniff it Barry, its not Marmite.... Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Birthday Wishes Rainbow

    Birthday Wishes Rainbow Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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