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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays
Full range of all our greeting cards

All Our Greeting Cards

Our entire range of greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new homes, valentines and absolutely everything in between!
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    It's Beginning To Smell Like Xmas

    It's beginning to smell like xmas! 

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    1 Year Older, 10 Times Hotter Greeting Card

    1 year older, 10 times hotterDesigned and illustrated in collaboration with Haima Vahid in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105x150mmBlank insideYell...

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    Christmas Safety

    Steven Rhodes is bringing the real dark side of Christmas with this hilarious Christmas card detailing the hazards of electricals! Make sure you f...

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    Birthday Boy Card

    Send some love to a special birthday boy with this naughty little card! Embossed and finished with spot gloss for that extra colour pop! Size: 105...

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    Hope It Works Out

    Shitty wedding card with crap art that depicts a crap wedding scene, perfect for a laugh. Funny Irish wedding and birthday cards for Shitty Occasio...

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    I Used To Have My Sanity. But Then I Had Children

    I Used To Have My Sanity. But Then I Had Children. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Santa Is Watching Christmas Card

    They say he's always watching!.....especially when you shower.. Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 105x150mm Blank inside Green envelope in...

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    He Sees You When You're Sleeping Cat Christmas Card

    Spread holiday laughs with this Funny Cat Christmas Card! Featuring Ken the cat about to pounce on his owner's feet in bed. Perfect for anyone who ...

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    You'll Do Greeting Card

    Who said romance is dead? Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope  

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    How To Be A Happier Person Children Bin

    Does it spark joy? Nope? Ok in the bin it goes then. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105mm◙ Bright Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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    James Joyce - Ya Jammy Little Bollix Greeting Card

    James Joyce - Ya Jammy Little Bollix Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 15...

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    Happy Birthday To My Bestest Bitch

    Happy Birthday To My Bestest Bitch Blank inside, 177x127mm, printed on FSC accredited paper. Individually packaged in a cello bag with a brown craf...

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    I love Gays

    I Love Gays! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Wookie You're My Dad

    Designed by Alex Willmore. Size A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches). Produced from sustainable forests and/or recycled materials. Blank inside fo...

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    Another Bucking Year Older

    Another Bucking Year Older! Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 150 mm ...

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    Coolest Pop

    Is your old man a total melt but still cool, of course he is! Perfect for fathers, dads, or auld fellas.Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in coll...

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    Adore Ham

    Oh Come let Us Adore Ham...*Him, damn autocorrect!  Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions: 125x125mmRed envelope included

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    Boris Johnson BJ Birthday card

    You asked for a BJ, you got your BJ! Here's Your Birthday BJ Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llustrated by ...

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    Fuckin Gent Dad Card

    Dad, Thanks For Raising Me As A Proper Fuckin Gent Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    Sending Christmas Wishes

    Cute and colourful Christmas design finished with a satin gold foil Size: A6Blank insidePaired with an FSC approved red envelopePrinted with veget...

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    Alexa, What Am I Getting For Christmas?

      Alexa knows exactly what you're getting for Christmas! Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 125x125mm Red envelope included

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    Albert Einstein - You're a Genius, Keep that Shit Up Greeting Card

    Albert Einstein - You're a Genius, Keep that Shit Up. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x ...

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    Jigsaw

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Happy Birthday Cake

    Have yourself a big slice - go on you deserve it! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus...

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    Special Dad- Sorry For Crushing Your Dreams

    To A Very Special Dad. Sorry For Crushing Your Dreams Greeting Card Shitty Cards For Shitty Occasions The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designe...

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  • I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You - Maktus
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    I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You

    Here's a card I basically designed to send to myself on a daily basis. If you're like me, or have friends that are too this Birthday card might be ...

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    Cheers Dad, I'm Bloody Awesome

    Cheers Dad, I'm Bloody Awesome Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (...

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    New Nipper Alert Greeting Card

    New Nipper Alert Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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    Borat VDAY Card

    Borat knows how to turn da ladies on. Lets Make Sexy Time  Valentines Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! llust...

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  • Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want... - Maktus
    Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want... - Maktus
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    Bob Dylan - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want...

    Bob Dylan - Yo, I,'ll Tell You What I Want Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Reg...

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  • The world's greatest Dad and farter! - Maktus
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    The world's greatest Dad and farter!

    You're The Worlds Greatest Dad! And The World's Greatest Farter! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Only Burd For Me

    You're the only Burd for me!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 120x170mm

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    You're A Fucking Superstar!

    ''You're a fucking superstar!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Grey envelope included  

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    Happy Fucking Birthday You Whore!

    ''Happy Fucking Birthday You Whore!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Pink envelope included  

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    Pierced Brosnan

    Pierce(d) Brosnan....what a stud!  from Punny Dreadful Brown craft envelope included

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    Tolerate You

    I Tolerate you. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    Bon Voyage

    Bon voyage - safe trip and see you soon! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus Inside M...

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    A little Ass Card

    A Little Ass Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cra...

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    The Pitts - Getting old is the Pitts

    Getting old sucks - unless you're as ageless as Brad. Getting Old Is The Pitts Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthda...

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    Older, Wiser & A Whole Lot Finer Birthday Card

    Older, wiser & a whole lot finer!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105x150mmBlank inside Brown envelope included

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    Fuck you. The End. Greeting Card

    That's all there is to it! Dimensions 120x170mm Blanks Inside Green envelope included

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    Three Things

    Three Things that are Hard to Say In Life - I'm Sorry, I was Wrong & Worchestershire Sauce. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  I...

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    Finally, a square piece of card - Maktus
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    Finally, A Square Piece Of Card

    Finally, A Square piece of card. This must be what's missing from my life all of these years. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a ce...

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    You Stole My Heart Greeting Card

    You stole my heart!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Brown envelope included

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    Christmas Pheasant

    Here's your Christmas Pheasant Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 150x150mmGrey envelope included

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    Happy Ducking Christmas

    Happy Ducking ChristmasDesigned in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 150x150mmGrey Envelope included

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    Oh Jingles!

    Tis the season to be shitfaced!  Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105x150mmRed envelope included

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    Santa Cat

    Santa doesn't visit wankers!  Size: 12cm X 17cm Kraft Brown Envelope included  

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