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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Full range of all our greeting cards

All Our Greeting Cards

Our entire range of greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new homes, valentines and absolutely everything in between!
  • Shove it up your arse - Maktus
    €4.00

    Shove it Up Your Arse

    Have You Tried Turning it Off And On Again? Have You Tried Shoving It Up Your Arse? Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag wi...

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    €4.00
  • 7 Billion People - Maktus
    €4.50

    7 Billion People

    7 Billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.50
  • Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
    Jesus Card- Best Wishes you insufferable Arsehole - Maktus
    €4.00

    Jesus Card- Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole

    Jesus Card - Best Wishes You Insufferable Arsehole Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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    €4.00
  • Happy Birthday you sexy beast - Maktus
    €4.00

    Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast

    Happy birthday you sexy beast! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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    Roy To The World

    "Roy to the world" bless you Roy Keane. Blank inside with a white envelope  170 x 120mm

    €4.00
  • The End - Maktus
    The End - Maktus
    €4.00

    The End

    And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with c...

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    €4.00
  • Just married - Maktus
    €4.00

    Just Married Card

    Just Married Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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  • Magnificent bastard - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Magnificent bastard

    Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
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    Dwight Birthday Card

    It is your birthday. I hope it's dwight-ful! Illustrated and designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange enve...

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    €4.00
  • Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    €4.00

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ C...

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    Love You Long Time

    'Love You Long Time' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. B...

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  • Yay! You're No Longer Living In Sin - Maktus
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    €4.00

    Yay! You're No Longer Living In Sin

    Yay! You're No Longer Living In Sin Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 105mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
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    Joe Ho Ho

    RTE’s Joe Duffy "Joe Ho Ho"  A pun-tastic greeting card!  Blank inside with white envelope  120mm x 170mm

    €4.00
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    Mary Christmas

    Mary Lou is making a list and she's checking it twice! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Mary Lou McDonald Christmas Card. Sinn Fein...

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    Kanye Believe

    Kanye believe you're that old? We sure Kan. Kanye West Birthday Card for ye Yeezy lovers Kanye Believe You're That Old ! Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    Bethlehem Review

    Thinking of staying in Bethlehem this Christmas? A wise man would recommend checking out a review or two first!  - Designed in the Maktus Studio! ...

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    €4.00
  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    €4.50

    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.50
  • You Fucking Legend - Maktus
    €4.00

    You Fucking Legend

    You deserve a cake! Fucking Legend Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting c...

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    €4.00
  • Big Bag of Cans - Maktus
    €4.00

    Big Bag Of Cans Birthday Card

    For your birthday enjoy a bag of cans, but responsibly of course. On Your Birthday Celebrate Responsible With A Big bag Of Cans Greeting Card Desig...

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  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
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    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Pintman Christmas Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the Christmas cake but when he goes at it - let it snow let it shnow! Pintman Christmas Greeting Card Designed in D...

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    €4.00
  • Fair Fucks - Maktus
    €4.00

    Fair Fucks

    What better way to compliment somebody with a simple two words, deep. Fair Fucks Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    Hap-Pea Birthday

    Hap-Pea Birthday Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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    €4.00
  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    €4.00

    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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    Commas

    Commas are important: No more wine. No, more wine. Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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    My Favourite Little Fella

    Happy Birthday from everyone's favourite little hard man, Hasbulla!  Card designed by the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105mm x150mm Blank inside envelo...

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    He Sees You When You are Sleeping

    He Sees You When You are Sleeping  Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

    €4.00
  • Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude - Maktus
    €4.00

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous!

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • You my Significant Otter - Maktus
    €4.00

    You my Significant Otter

    You My Significant otter. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

    €4.00
  • Nine Wine Wine - Maktus
    €4.00

    Nine Wine Wine

    Wine call!!! Its Your Birthday, Somebody Call Nine Wine Wine Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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    €4.00
  • Emergency Dad Jokes - Maktus
    €4.00

    Emergency Dad Jokes

    Whats the funniest joke of all? Your Dad hating his card on his big day... Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream ...

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    €4.00
  • Nippleless Cage - Maktus
    €4.00

    Nippleless Cage

    Hilarious Nicholas Cage birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A...

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    €4.00
  • Birthday Llama - Maktus
    €4.00

    Birthday Llama

    Birthday Llama This cute little Llama's got some shifty eyes...you better have fun on your birthday or he may get very upset with you!  Inside Mess...

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    It's Cher Birthday - Woop Woop! - Greeting Card

    Woop Woop It's your Birthday! Chering is caring! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish-designed birthday greeting card from our range of greeting c...

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    €4.00
  • Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
    €4.00

    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it

    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150...

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    €4.00
  • You'll do - Maktus
    You'll do - Maktus
    €4.00

    You'll Do

    You'll Do. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

    €4.00

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