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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Full range of all our greeting cards

All Our Greeting Cards

Our entire range of greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new homes, valentines and absolutely everything in between!
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    Joe Ho Ho

    RTE’s Joe Duffy "Joe Ho Ho"  A pun-tastic greeting card!  Blank inside with white envelope  120mm x 170mm

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    Mary Christmas

    Mary Lou is making a list and she's checking it twice! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Mary Lou McDonald Christmas Card. Sinn Fein...

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    Kanye Believe

    Kanye believe you're that old? We sure Kan. Kanye West Birthday Card for ye Yeezy lovers Kanye Believe You're That Old ! Greeting Card Designed in ...

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  • Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
    Its all Shits & Giggles - Maktus
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    Its All Shits & Giggles

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Bethlehem Review

    Thinking of staying in Bethlehem this Christmas? A wise man would recommend checking out a review or two first!  - Designed in the Maktus Studio! ...

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  • You Fucking Legend - Maktus
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    You Fucking Legend

    You deserve a cake! Fucking Legend Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting c...

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  • Big Bag of Cans - Maktus
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    Big Bag Of Cans Birthday Card

    For your birthday enjoy a bag of cans, but responsibly of course. On Your Birthday Celebrate Responsible With A Big bag Of Cans Greeting Card Desig...

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  • May you live long and never smell of wee - Maktus
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    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Pintman Christmas Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the Christmas cake but when he goes at it - let it snow let it shnow! Pintman Christmas Greeting Card Designed in D...

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  • Fair Fucks - Maktus
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    Fair Fucks

    What better way to compliment somebody with a simple two words, deep. Fair Fucks Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
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    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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    My Favourite Little Fella

    Happy Birthday from everyone's favourite little hard man, Hasbulla!  Card designed by the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105mm x150mm Blank inside envelo...

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    Hap-Pea Birthday

    Hap-Pea Birthday Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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    Commas

    Commas are important: No more wine. No, more wine. Blank inside, 140x140mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous Rude - Maktus
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    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous!

    Out Of My Way Bitches I'm Being Fabulous! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    He Sees You When You are Sleeping

    He Sees You When You are Sleeping  Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • You my Significant Otter - Maktus
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    You my Significant Otter

    You My Significant otter. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

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  • Nine Wine Wine - Maktus
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    Nine Wine Wine

    Wine call!!! Its Your Birthday, Somebody Call Nine Wine Wine Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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  • Nippleless Cage - Maktus
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    Nippleless Cage

    Hilarious Nicholas Cage birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A...

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  • Emergency Dad Jokes - Maktus
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    Emergency Dad Jokes

    Whats the funniest joke of all? Your Dad hating his card on his big day... Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream ...

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  • Birthday Llama - Maktus
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    Birthday Llama

    Birthday Llama This cute little Llama's got some shifty eyes...you better have fun on your birthday or he may get very upset with you!  Inside Mess...

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  • Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it - Maktus
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    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it

    Peig Sayers- I'm high maintenance but SO worth it Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150...

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    It's Cher Birthday - Woop Woop! - Greeting Card

    Woop Woop It's your Birthday! Chering is caring! The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish-designed birthday greeting card from our range of greeting c...

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    I Fucking Love You

    I Fuckin Love You Card illustrated and desgned by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus studio  

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  • You'll do - Maktus
    You'll do - Maktus
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    You'll Do

    You'll Do. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
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    Your Mickey Is My Favourite

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis)  Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...

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  • Appropriate time - Maktus
    Appropriate time - Maktus
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    Appropriate Time

    If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...

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  • Going Postal - Maktus
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    Going Postal

    I tried, I really did.. I wanted to send you something amazing, but the postman told me to get out of the postbox... Greeting Card Designed in Dubl...

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    Sister Michael

    Christ! You Give Sisters a Bad Name! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebridge. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dime...

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    Arthritis

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope Official David Shrigley Card This card measures 120 x 170mm A...

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  • Sacred Mart-y - Maktus
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    Blessings From The Sacred Mart-Y

    Marty Morrissey has you sorted! Blessings from the Sacred Mart-Y Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Mes...

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  • All I Want - Maktus
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    All I Want for Christmas, is you!

    All I Want For Christmas Is You illustrated card. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Officially Too Old For Leo

    A gentle reminder for that special someone on their birthday!  Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 120x170mm Pink envelope included

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    Merry Craic-mas

    Merry Craic-mas! Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Red Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    It's Your Birthday!

    ''OMG! It's Your Birthday!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Pink envelope included  

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    Cake and Cock Greeting Card

    I hope Your Birthday is Filled With Love Laughter and Co - Hey! You knew what I meant! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mes...

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    Loved A Good Fart

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Lettuce Celebrate Greeting Card

    Lettuce Celebrate, Cos it's your birthday! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 m...

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    If You Were Milk I'd Smell You First

    ''Look i'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk i'd smell you first.'' Card designed by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150mm x 150mm Blank in...

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    RuPaul - Good Luck!

    RU Paul - Good luck and Don't Fuck it up! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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  • Paper Plane- You Take My Breath Away - Maktus
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    You Take My Breath Away

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

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    You're on the Cunt List

    Santa knows who's been naughty or nice. He also knows who's been a c**t. There's no hiding from it. If you think your mate is on that list you migh...

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  • Putin - Maktus
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    Putin Greeting Card

    Russia's Vladimir Putin wants to thank you for Putin up with him. Thanks For Putin Up With Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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  • Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
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    Mother Teresa- I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question?

    Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 m...

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  • Happy Birthday You Dont Look A Day Over Fabulous - Maktus
    Happy Birthday You Dont Look A Day Over Fabulous - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday You Don't Look A Day Over Fabulous

    Happy birthday, You Don't Look a day over fabulous! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Merry Christmas fantastic bitch - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas Fantastic Bitch

    Merry Christmas From One Fantastic Bitch To Another Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Birthday Poo

    Birthday Poo Inside Message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 140 mm x 140 mm◙ Orange Envelope Included ◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Folded Piece Of Card

    Are we right? A great pick for someone with your sense of humour Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 1...

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