All Our Greeting Cards
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I Fucking Love You
I Fuckin Love You Card illustrated and desgned by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus studio
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Same Penis Forever
That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Same Penis Forever Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday g...
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Merry Christmas Fantastic Bitch
Merry Christmas From One Fantastic Bitch To Another Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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Cake and Cock Greeting Card
I hope Your Birthday is Filled With Love Laughter and Co - Hey! You knew what I meant! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Mes...
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Lil Pressie
President Michael D Higgins and his lovey dogs have gotten you something little for your big day. Designed and illustrated in our Dublin studio by ...
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You're My Weirdo
You're My Wierdo Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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Music To My Arse
The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...
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I Love you With All My Boobs
I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Mess...
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Putin Greeting Card
Russia's Vladimir Putin wants to thank you for Putin up with him. Thanks For Putin Up With Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...
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Birthday Llama
Birthday Llama This cute little Llama's got some shifty eyes...you better have fun on your birthday or he may get very upset with you! Inside Mess...
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Emergency Dad Jokes
Whats the funniest joke of all? Your Dad hating his card on his big day... Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream ...
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You Are A Magical Unicorn!
''You are a magical unicorn and everyone can go fuck themselves!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank Inside Grey en...
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17 Million Birthday Card
You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...
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Scarlett For Ya
Scarlett For Ya - Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range ...
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Kebabba The Hutt
Kebabba The Hutt greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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Happy Schitt-mas Greeting Card
When you you don't have any money, but you do have taste - this is the card. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn ...
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Big Birthday Gobshite
Big Birthday Gobshite Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious ran...
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It’s My Birthday And I Want A Pony!
It's My Birthday And I Want a pony! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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Moody cunt card
Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope
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Appropriate Time
If there was ever an appropriate time to give you what is effectively a squashed bit of tree folded in half, it'd be now. Blank inside, 150x150mm, ...
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Bottom's Up Birthday Card
Bright and beautiful birthday card illustrated by Eleonora Arosio Size: 105 x 148mm Blank inside Paired with an FSC certified warm white envelopeP...
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Leo Gets Smashed- Leo Varadkar
''Lets get some cans and go on the piss in the park'', not exactly what you'd expect to hear from a prime minister but hey its Ireland and we like ...
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Happy Birdie
Happy Birdie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...
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Old As Fuck Birthday Greeting Card
You're gonna need a hosepipe to put out all those candles. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick...
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Father Ted Heaven
Father Ted Heaven greeting card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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Mother Teresa- I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question?
Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 m...
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Just Married! (Rainbow heart)
Just Married! (Rainbow heart) Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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Have a Merry Auld Christmas
Have A Merry Auld Christmas! Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Green envelope included
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This is going to look Rubbish...
This is going to look rubbish next to your other cards sorry Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope
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Wham Bam Thank You Mam
For all the George Michael lovers Wham Bam Thank You Mam Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed greeting card from our Range ...
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Charlie Hottie Card
Check out our amazing Charlie Haughey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope
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It's Remarkable How Long
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope
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Ashamed
Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white env...
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Caterpillar Cake
Caterpillar Cake! In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blan...
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You Take My Breath Away
Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope
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Leo Picks you something Special
This year I thought I'd pick you something very special- Leo Varadkar. Join Leo and the boys for some partying and boozing!! Designed in store The...
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Perfect Pear Greeting Card
To the perfect pear! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Brown envelope included
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Scout Party Hat
Scout Party Hat Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148mm x 148mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!
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Danny DeVito - I Got You A Little Something
Danny DeVito is here to help you celebrate. Danny DeVito- I Got You A Little Something Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...
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Head To-Matoes
Funny and cute Irish greeting cards with tomatoes. I Love You From Ma Head To Ma Toes! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...
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Midnight Ma's Greeting Card
It's that time of the year again... last orders! Decide which one of the Midnight Ma's you want to join in with this year. Designed and Illustrated...
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Laptop Greeting Card
Artist: Ken the Cat Product Details & Features: Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches) Packs consists of 6 cards & envelopes Produced ...
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Happy Birthday Cuntface!
It's a term on endearment! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Green envelope included
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Butterflies And Boners
You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, co...
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Happy Fooking Christmas
Happy Fooking Christmas! Have a deadly one! Illustrated in store for Maktus by Shawn Bracebridge Check out our full range of Christmas cards in st...
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I like Your Bum
I Like Your Bum Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown...
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We'll Miss You-Fuckin Traitor
We'll Miss You...Fuckin Traitor Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting card...
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Gerry Christmas
Here's wishing you a Gerry Christmas! - Designed and Illustrated in the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Green envelope included - Quick ...
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