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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Full range of all our greeting cards

All Our Greeting Cards

Our entire range of greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new homes, valentines and absolutely everything in between!
  • Same Penis Forever - Maktus
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    Same Penis Forever

    That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Same Penis Forever Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday g...

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  • RuPaul - Maktus
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    RuPaul - Good Luck!

    RU Paul - Good luck and Don't Fuck it up! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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    Birthday Bitch

    Wish Happy Birthday to your Birthday Bitch Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x15...

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  • I Love you With All My Boobs - Maktus
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    I Love you With All My Boobs

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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  • Putin - Maktus
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    Putin Greeting Card

    Russia's Vladimir Putin wants to thank you for Putin up with him. Thanks For Putin Up With Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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  • 17 Million - Maktus
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    17 Million Birthday Card

    You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
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    Music To My Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    Pintman Christmas Card

    Paddy Losty wouldn't be fond of the Christmas cake but when he goes at it - let it snow let it shnow! Pintman Christmas Greeting Card Designed in D...

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    Thank Fuck For You Greeting Card

    Thank fuck for you!  Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envel...

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  • Scout Party Hat - Maktus
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    Scout Party Hat

    Scout Party Hat Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148mm x 148mm◙Brown Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Old Bollox - Maktus
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    Old Bollox

    Shitty cards for Shitty Occasions Enjoy Your Special Day You Old Bollox Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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    Birthday Notions

    Birthday notions Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

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  • Nippleless Cage - Maktus
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    Nippleless Cage

    Hilarious Nicholas Cage birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A...

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    Big Birthday Gobshite

    Big Birthday Gobshite Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious ran...

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    Caterpillar Cake

    Caterpillar Cake! In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blan...

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    I like Your Bum

    I Like Your Bum Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown...

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    Dad Review

      Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide1 Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 1...

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    Happy Birdie

    Happy Birdie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • Merry Christmas fantastic bitch - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas Fantastic Bitch

    Merry Christmas From One Fantastic Bitch To Another Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    You're A Bleedin Ride Greeting Card

    You're a bleedin ride!! Designed and Illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank Inside Ivory en...

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    Loved A Good Fart

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Knickers

    Blank inside 175x125mm on an FSC certified uncoated board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Gerry Christmas

    Here's wishing you a Gerry Christmas!  - Designed and Illustrated in the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Green envelope included - Quick ...

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  • Awkward Star Trek Orgy - Maktus
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    Awkward Star Trek Orgy

    Awkward Star Trek Orgy Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm◙ White Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    Free Bus Pass Card

    Not everything about getting old is bad news after all, you can now travel into town every morning for free. Almost makes it all worthwhile now.A f...

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    Lil Pressie

    President Michael D Higgins and his lovey dogs have gotten you something little for your big day. Designed and illustrated in our Dublin studio by ...

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  • It’s my birthday - Maktus
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    It’s My Birthday And I Want A Pony!

    It's My Birthday And I Want a pony! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
    Mother Teresa- I suppose a ride is out of the question? - Maktus
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    Mother Teresa- I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question?

    Mother Teresa - I Suppose A Ride Is Out Of The Question? Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 m...

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    Leo Picks you something Special

    This year I thought I'd pick you something very special- Leo Varadkar. Join Leo and the boys for some partying and boozing!! Designed in store  The...

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  • Ashamed - Maktus
    Ashamed - Maktus
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    Ashamed

    Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white env...

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  • Forget about the... - Maktus
    Forget about the... - Maktus
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    Forget About The...

    Forget about the past, it can't be changed. Forget about the future you cannot predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one. Blank in...

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    I'll Never Leave You

    Enoch Burke will never leave you...unless prison gets in the way. Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions - 120x170mm Blank Inside Oran...

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    Pancakes

    Whether it's a sibling, child or friend we all have someone that fits the bill. Celebrate their uniqueness with this fresh and funny card.

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  • Butterflies and Boners - Maktus
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    Butterflies And Boners

    You Give Me Butterflies And Boners, Lots Of Boners Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Check out our funny, co...

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    Jesus presents Card

    It would be a bit of a bummer to only get one set of presents at Christmas if your birthday is on that day or happen to be the son of God. A Chris...

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    Midnight Ma's Greeting Card

    It's that time of the year again... last orders! Decide which one of the Midnight Ma's you want to join in with this year. Designed and Illustrated...

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  • It's remarkable how long - Maktus
    It's remarkable how long - Maktus
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    It's Remarkable How Long

    It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Moody cunt card - Maktus
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    Moody cunt card

    Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    We'll Miss You-Fuckin Traitor

    We'll Miss You...Fuckin Traitor Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of greeting card...

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  • It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned - Maktus
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    It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned

    Ahh, how sweet! Love is in the air. It Turns Out That I Like You More Than I Had Originally Planned Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus ...

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  • Paws for rest - Maktus
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    Paws For Rest

    Paws For Rest Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ Silver ...

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  • Charlie Hottie Card - Maktus
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    Charlie Hottie Card

    Check out our amazing Charlie Haughey greeting card. Blank inside, 150x105mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown craft envelope

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    Closer to the Grave Greeting Card

    This card shows them what birthdays are all about...Banter and brutal honesty? Details: Designed by Chris Lyons Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8...

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    You're My Best-tea

    You're My Best-tea! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ ...

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    I Love Your Dick

    I Love Your Dick Illustrated and designed by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope ...

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    Cheers - Greeting Card

    'Cheers ya filthy...' cheers for being a sound cunt- Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and f...

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    Why The Long Face?

    Why The Long Face? Give me some beer you cunt. Horse in bar illustration  Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a yello...

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    You're My Favourite Bitch Greeting Card

    Give this card to your favourite bitch who like to bitch about bitches with!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x170mm B...

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