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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays
Full range of all our greeting cards

All Our Greeting Cards

Our entire range of greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new homes, valentines and absolutely everything in between!
  • Bananas for You - Maktus
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    Bananas for You

    Bananas For You Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of ...

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  • Your Twenties have now Expired - Maktus
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    Your Twenties Have Now Expired

    Your Twenties may have expired but there is no expiration date on this hilarious card so you can keep it forever and ever. A5 Card designed by Lucy...

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    Slan Leat

    Slan leat  Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown Craft ...

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    You're Welcome

    Obligatory Birthday Card - You're Welcome Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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  • Onwards - Chin Up - Maktus
    Onwards - Chin Up - Maktus
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    Onwards - Chin Up

    Chin Up. Tits out. Onwards. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch!

    Fabulous day for a fabulous bitch! Designed by the Maktus Studio Dimensions 120x170mm Blank Inside Green Envelope included

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    You're The Tits

    Your're The Tits - Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range ...

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    Happy Bir-They card

    Happy Bir-They  Designed and Illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio Dimensions: 120x170mm Blank Inside Pink Envelope Included

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  • Profanities - Maktus
    Profanities - Maktus
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    Profanities

    I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly...Like a fucking lady. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with colour...

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  • Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
    Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
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    Dad I'm Pregnant

    Dad I'm pregnant. Shit, wait, wrong card, sorry about that, happy birthday. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown...

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  • Seven Billion Red - Maktus
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    7 Billion Red Foiled Card

    7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Woof Woof! - Greeting Card

    Woof Woof! - Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • Expired - Maktus
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    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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    You're My Favourite Old Fucker

    You're My Favourite Old Fucker Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside O...

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  • Come Here To Me - Maktus
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    C'mere Here To Me

    C'Mere To Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • I'll always think of you as someone older - Maktus
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    I'll always think of you as someone older

    I'll always think of you as someone older Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Di...

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    Bad Ass Bitch

    Bad Ass Bitch Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards i...

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  • Moody Cunt Christmas Card - Maktus
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    Moody Cunt Christmas Card

    Description: Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrap...

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  • Cacti Thank You - Maktus
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    Cacti Thank You

    Cacti Thank You Greeting Card. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    I'll Always Look Up To You Greeting Card

    Pint of stout the aul fellas big day!  Designed and Illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown kraft enve...

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    You're The Bees Knees Greeting Card

    In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. 150mm x 150mm Square Ca...

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    Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

    You're the best thing since sliced bread! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside    

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    I Would Be Losty Without You

    Wouldn't Pint Man just break your heart? Pintman himself, Paddy Losty Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebr...

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    Aul' Wagon

    'Happy Birthday You Aul' Wagon!' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting ca...

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    How's The Diet Going?

    How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    We'll Ketchup Soon

    We'll ketchup soon Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Br...

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    Great Xmas -Dunphy

    Here's to a good xmas, but not a Great Xmas - Eamon Dunphy illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan Check out our full range of Christmas c...

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  • So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver) - Maktus
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    So Long (You Big Stupid Leaver)

    What a loser to leave you all behind So Long! (You Big Stupid Leaver) Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greetin...

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    A Ghra Mo Chroi Greeting Gard

    A Ghra Mo Chroi greeting card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department!Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Brown Cr...

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    Espresso Greeting Card

    I can't espresso how much you mean to me!  Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown envelope included  

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    It's Sherbert-day - Greeting Card

    Go Shorty - It's Sherbert-day! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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    Festive AF

    Festive AF Not everyone loves Christmas so if you or your friends and family are in this tinsel free camp maybe this Christmas card is for you. Als...

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    I Killed A Mouse

    I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

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  • Happy Birthday You Legend - Maktus
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    Happy Birthday Legend

    Happy Birthday legend Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙...

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  • Pug Birthday Hat - Maktus
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    Pug Birthday Hat

    Pug Birthday hat Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    Meowy Christmas

    I think the cat likes you enough to wish you a Merry Christmas! - Designed and illustrated by the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 125x125mm - Red env...

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    Bday Workout

    Funny Bday Workout Greeting Card Blank inside, 120x170mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    Leo Picks You for Xmas

    This year I thought I'd pick you something very special- Leo Varadkar. Join Leo and the boys for some festive partying and boozing!! Designed in st...

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    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card

    Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card They certainly do, especially during the season of goodwill and this can be just that card Blank inside, 178x...

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    Jesus Birthday Christmas Card

    There's one person that has a very special Christmas birthday. Try beating that.A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus surrounded by holy light....

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    Healy-Raes

    Can you decipher this ancient Kilgarvan dialect? We've included a translation just to be on the safe side!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orang...

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    Harry Styles

    Harry birthday! I really like your Style! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

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    Susan

    Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp card designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but def...

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    Old Bean - Greeting Card

    Old Bean - Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Craf...

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    I'm So Glad You Won!

    Here's to winning the race!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank Inside Ivory envelope included

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  • Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age - Maktus
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    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age

    Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 105mm x 148mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • You're a Twat - Maktus
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    You're A Twat!

    You're A Twat! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    I Willy Love You

    Tell them how you willy feel!  From Brainbox Candy Red envelope included  

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