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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Full range of all our greeting cards

All Our Greeting Cards

Our entire range of greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new homes, valentines and absolutely everything in between!
  • Cat Penis Xmas - Maktus
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    Cat Penis Xmas

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

    €4.50
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    Another Year Of Dealing With Everyone's Shit

    Here's a birthday card that spells out the crushing reality of all birthdays. It's just another year, right. A birthday card with a retro picture o...

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  • All I Want For Christmas is You - Maktus
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    All I Want For Christmas is You. Only Joking.

    All I want for Christmas is you. Only joking, I want presents, lots of presents! Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with ...

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  • Louis Theroux - Maktus
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    Louis Theroux Greeting Card

    Let Louis get you Theroux this. You Will Get Theroux This Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Brace...

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  • 9 months - Maktus
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    Congrats on the new Baby!

    Congrats On Being 9 Month's Sober- The New Baby Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Inside Message: Blank◙ Dime...

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    Krampus Christmas Card

    This Christmas, why not have Krampus dismember your least favourite child?! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Green envelope incl...

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  • mum in a million - Maktus
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    Mum in a Million

    Mum In A Million Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ Ivor...

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    You Were Warned

    Can't say you weren't warned you might receive this as a gift!  - Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 125x125mm - Green e...

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  • Dad, you're wearing it wrong - Maktus
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    Dad, You're Wearing It Wrong

    "Thank you for my gift, I love it. Dad, you are wearing it wrong." Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually packaged in cello with a coloured envelope

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    Botox Greeting Card

    Now might the time to consider botox! Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank i...

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    Happy Birthday Hot Stuff

    Does the guy on this card remind you of anyone? If they're a bit of a Benidorm beach god (like me) then this card might just be for them. Be libera...

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    Thanks A Bunch

    Thanks a bunch! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Yellow envelope included

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    Murray Christmas

    I believe it's going to happen to me now! I'm ready for it! Have a Murray Christmas, everybody. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Il...

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  • Speedos - Maktus
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    Speedos

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Piss Cat Greeting Card

    Cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mates, but he had been put in some sort of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street-cred. ...

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    Stephen Hawking Enjoy Your Day Mutherfucker

    Happy Birthday from your favourite foul mouthed Professor!! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 15...

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    Happy Valentines from your Favourite Lad!

    Happy Valentines from your Favourite Lad! Say it with flowers, delivered by your Favourite Romantic Lad! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art depar...

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  • Merry Fucking Christmas - Maktus
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    Merry Fucking Christmas

    Merry Fucking Christmas greeting card...this cat does not look happy but its recipient will be! Measures 120 x 170 mm. Blank inside for your own m...

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  • Dalai Lama - Thanks a bleedin million - Maktus
    Dalai Lama - Thanks a bleedin million - Maktus
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    Dalai Lama - Thanks A Bleedin Million

    Dalai Lama - Thanks A Bleedin Million Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular...

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    Happy Birthday Horse

    'Happy Birthday Horse' Dublin Illustrator Martina Leonard in collaboration with Maktus, has designed these cute and funny new greeting cards. 125mm...

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    Ellen Degenerous Xmas Card

    Hilarious Ellen DeGeneres birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!...

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  • Married and Pissed - Maktus
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    Married and Pissed

    You're Getting Married! I'm Getting Pissed !Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 ...

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    You Stole My Heart Greeting Card

    You stole my heart!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Brown envelope included

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    I Phone Jesus

    Hilarious I Phone Jesus birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A...

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    Merry Christmas Laptop

    Designed by Ken the Cat Size A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches) Produced from sustainable sources and/or recycled materials Blank inside for you...

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    HRT

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Throttle A Chicken

    Slow steady strokes Penelope, you're not trying to throttle a chicken here. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelop...

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  • Wine is also red- Poem - Maktus
    Wine is also red- Poem - Maktus
    €4.50

    Wine Is Also Red- Poem

    Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    1 Year Older, 10 Times Hotter Greeting Card

    1 year older, 10 times hotterDesigned and illustrated in collaboration with Haima Vahid in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105x150mmBlank insideYell...

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    Only Burd For Me

    You're the only Burd for me!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 120x170mm

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    I'll Always Look Up To You Father's Day Card

    I'll always look up to you, happy fathers day! Designed and illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blanks inside Brown kr...

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    Happy Mother's Day Owl One

    Happy Mother's Day Owl One! Illustrated by Irish illustrator Bronagh Lee in the Maktus studio! Inside message: Blank ◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm ...

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    Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy

    Hoping your first word would be mummy card This is the perfect card to brighten someone's day, who wouldn't laugh when they open it? Inside Message...

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  • Bitchy and Judgemental Birthday Card - Maktus
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    Bitchy and Judgemental Birthday Card

    Best friends are, well the best! They know all your secrets (whether you want them to or not), they'll keep your hair out of your face when you're ...

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    Little Lord Jesus

    ...and the Little Lord Jesus said "can somebody stop shining that fucking light in my eyes"Dimensions 120x170mmBlank InsideIvory envelope included

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    Magical Family Time

    Magical family Time Send Irish Christmas greetings and well wishes to your loved ones with this card. Designed and illustrated in store by the Makt...

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    Drive Me Up The Wall

    Another year older, another reminder no one asked for. This birthday card perfectly captures that special birthday feeling of deep irritation mixed...

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  • I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too - Maktus
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    I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too

    Did you read that correctly? I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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  • You're The Coolest Person I know - Maktus
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    You're The Coolest Person I Know But I Don't Get Out Much

    Be sweet but not too sweet with this quirky card. You're The Coolest Person I Know, But I don't Get Out Much  Greeting Card The perfect funny, quir...

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    HO HO HO! Greeting card

    Now that's a special xmas Surprise!  Dimensions 110x105mm Blank inside Green envelope included

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    Santa Knows You're A Cunt Greeting Card

    He knows! Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Red envelope included

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    Let's Fuck Some Shit Up Greeting Card

    Let's fuck some shit up! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensons 105x150mm Blank inside Lime Green envelope included

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    You Give Me a Lady Boner Greeting Card

    We all know when it comes to our partners their is never too much information!  Designed by Smitten Kitten Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inch...

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    Irish you a Happy *Hic* Birthday!

    I-rish you a happy *hic* birthday! Drunken leprechaun. Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Brown envelope included

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    Dickproof Greeting Card

    Say hello to Zeppelinmoon, a world of illustrated words and poetry where whimsical meets badass! Lovingly written and painted by artist Amber Fosse...

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  • Fuckin lady - Maktus
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    Mom thanks for raising me as a proper fuckin Lady

    Mom, Thanks For Raising Me As A Proper Fuckin Lady Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimension...

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  • Pros and Cons - Maktus
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    Pros And Cons

    The con is having to change dirty nappies  The pro is having somebody to blame your farts on Pros And Cons Of Parenthood. Con- Having To Change Dir...

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