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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
All Maktus Stuff

All Maktus Stuff

We're a bunch of people, in a room, in Dublin, designing stuff, for you to buy.  You can then use it, or give it to somebody or pawn it. 

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    Merry Craic-mas

    Merry Craic-mas! Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Red Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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  • Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced - Maktus
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    Queen Elizabeth- Shit Faced

    Queen Elizabeth- I've Always Maintained That The Greatest Part Of One's Birthday Is The Art Of Getting Shitfaced The perfect funny, quirky, cool Ir...

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    Kanye Believe

    Kanye believe you're that old? We sure Kan. Kanye West Birthday Card for ye Yeezy lovers Kanye Believe You're That Old ! Greeting Card Designed in ...

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  • Going Postal - Maktus
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    Going Postal

    I tried, I really did.. I wanted to send you something amazing, but the postman told me to get out of the postbox... Greeting Card Designed in Dubl...

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  • Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
    Kim Jong Un - You had me at Herro - Maktus
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    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro

    Kim Jong Un - You Had Me At Herro Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ C...

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    Murder a Pint Coaster

    'Run I've just heard they're going to murder us!' Murder A Pint Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own ...

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    Have a Merry Auld Christmas

    Have A Merry Auld Christmas!  Designed and illustrated in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Green envelope included

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    Happy Birthday Cuntface!

    It's a term on endearment! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Green envelope included

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  • Your Mickey Is My Fav - Maktus
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    Your Mickey Is My Favourite

    Can you say that, too late I suppose. Sweet Irish greeting card that focus's on ones favorite mickeys (penis)  Your Mickey Is My Favourite Greetin...

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    Geebag Coaster

    Geebag Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing me...

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    Big Bag of Cans Coaster

    A big bag of cans for the lads!  A big bag of cans for the lads!- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine pla...

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    Big Bag Of Cans Birthday Card

    For your birthday enjoy a bag of cans, but responsibly of course. On Your Birthday Celebrate Responsible With A Big bag Of Cans Greeting Card Desig...

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    No Homes To Go To Coaster

    Have ye No Homes To Go To Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souveni...

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  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
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    Music To My Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    Head To-Matoes

    Funny and cute Irish greeting cards with tomatoes. I Love You From Ma Head To Ma Toes! Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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    Danny DeVito - I Got You A Little Something

    Danny DeVito is here to help you celebrate. Danny DeVito- I Got You A Little Something Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art departmen...

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  • Same Penis Forever - Maktus
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    Same Penis Forever

    That pretty much sums up marriage in three simple words. Same Penis Forever Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday g...

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  • RuPaul - Maktus
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    RuPaul - Good Luck!

    RU Paul - Good luck and Don't Fuck it up! Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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  • Putin - Maktus
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    Putin Greeting Card

    Russia's Vladimir Putin wants to thank you for Putin up with him. Thanks For Putin Up With Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

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  • 17 Million - Maktus
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    17 Million Birthday Card

    You've the same birthday as Seventeen million other people- Not so fucking special now, are you?! Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the ...

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  • I Love you With All My Boobs - Maktus
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    I Love you With All My Boobs

    I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

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    Birthday Bitch

    Wish Happy Birthday to your Birthday Bitch Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Dimensions: 150x15...

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    Garda - Enamel Pin

    You'll definitely want to keep the piece when you pick up this Garda pin. Go on your way with an your own personal escort. Designed and illustrated...

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    Mrs Doyle

    Go on, go on, go on, have that slice of cake! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside

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