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The Fuck Collection

The Fuck Collection

All our best fucking, fuckin or fuck gift ideas we fucking have!
  • I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies - Maktus
    €10.95

    I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks

     These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

    €10.95
  • Fucking Brilliant Journal - Maktus
    Fucking Brilliant Journal - Maktus
    €9.95

    Fucking Brilliant Journal

    A fun and funny way to stay organised with this little, ruled Black Gold Fucking Brilliant Notebook by Calligraphuck. Ideal for daily use!  Featu...

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    €9.95
  • This is Fucking Delicious Oven Glove - Maktus
    €13.95

    This is Fucking Delicious Oven Glove

    100% cotton. Super insulated.  Dimensions: 12.5 x 7 x 0.2 inche

    €13.95
  • Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks - Maktus
    €10.95

    Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks

    Don't let anyone distract you from your good read, just kick your feet up in the air Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2...

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    €10.95
  • Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck? - Maktus
    €9.95

    Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck? Tote Bag

    Stylish Long Handled 100% Cotton Shopper Tote Bag. Can be carried by hand or over the shoulder. Capacity: 10 Litres. Dimensions 42 x 38cm, Image si...

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    €9.95
  • Carpe Diem Men's Socks - Maktus
    €11.95

    Carpe Diem Men's Socks

    Seize the day with these quirky and colourful socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

    €11.95
  • I Am Fucking Awesome - Maktus
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    I Am Fucking Awesome coaster

    I am Fucking Awesome Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  H...

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  • Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? - Maktus
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    Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?

    Do I Look like I give a fuck? mug. Calm yourself down with this beauty of a mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they'r...

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  • Carpe Diem Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    Carpe Diem Ladies Socks

    Seize the day with these quirky colourful socks! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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    Fuck Off I'm Gaming Men's Sock

    Arrah Im busy gaming here, would you ever fuck off! These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12. 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 3% spandex. 

    €11.95
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    Fucking Alarm Wake Up Clock

    Fucking Alarm Wake Up Clock The alarm clock that best represents us when it comes to getting up! Inspired by the classic retro alarm clock design w...

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    €19.95
  • Super Fucking Awesome Ladies Socks - Maktus
    €10.95

    Super Fucking Awesome Ladies Socks

    You know how your gonna feel wearing these socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €10.95
  • Fucking Brilliant Pencils - Maktus
    Fucking Brilliant Pencils - Maktus
    €14.95

    Fucking Brilliant Pencils

    Fucking Brilliant Pencils This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped Standard HB/No. 2 Pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic...

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    €14.95
  • I was fucking Talking - Maktus
    €10.95

    I Was Fucking Talking Ladies Socks

    Just wave your feet in the air if someone interrupts you! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €10.95
  • How to Fucking Swear around the World - Maktus
    How to Fucking Swear around the World - Maktus
    €9.95

    How To Fucking Swear Around The World

    How To Fucking Swear Around The World Why be cultural when you can swear your f**king head off? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest a...

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    €9.95
  • Fuck Em! - Maktus
    Fuck Em! - Maktus
    €10.95

    Fuck Em Ladies Socks

    Sometimes you just need to let your socks speak for themselves. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €10.95
  • Carpe That Fucking Diem - Maktus
    €9.95

    Carpe That Fucking Diem

    Carpe That Fucking Diem 'Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay.' - Simone de BeauvoirGrab life by the horns a...

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    €9.95
  • Fuck Yeah Ladies Socks - Maktus
    €10.95

    Fuck Yeah Ladies Socks

    Fuck yeah kinda day! All you have to do is wear these awesome socks and your guaranteed to have a great day. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45...

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    €10.95
  • Cute Little Fuckers - Maktus
    €13.95

    Cute Little Fuckers Tea Towel

    This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleach...

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    €13.95
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    Fucking Cold Hat

    Fucking Cold Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking cold.A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear.          One size Made from pol...

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    €11.95
  • I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror - Maktus
    €4.00

    I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror

    I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs.

    €4.00
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    Fucking Pizza Tea Towel

    Show off your undying belief in the magical Pizza Angel.  I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels t...

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    €13.95
  • Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck - Maktus
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    Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck Pocket Mirror

    Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck Pocket Mirror 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs. size - 58mm

    €4.00
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    Yeah, I'm old, fuck you - men's sock

    You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

    €11.95
  • Place Your Fucking Drink Here Coaster - Maktus
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    €4.50

    Place Your Fucking Drink Here! Coaster

    Polite notice. Place your fucking drink here! Coaster

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    Fuck Stickers

    Knock Knock Fuck Sticker Statements Stick it to the man (or woman) with a box of 4 fucking phrases. Affix them to books, envelopes, fridges, cubicl...

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  • Fuck The Establishment - Maktus
    Fuck The Establishment - Maktus
    €9.50

    Fuck The Establishment

    A helpful and positive illustrated guide to exacting the change in the world you want to see, using the tools you already have at your disposal. No...

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    €9.50
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    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Red

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Red Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More.B...

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    €8.95
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    €19.95

    Fuck Off Slippers - Pink

    Fuck Off Slippers ''FUCK OFF'' pattern, pure color, casual style are quite suitable for home and any other casual occasion. The fashion slipper loo...

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    Fucking Late Wall Clock

    Fucking Late Wall Clock Good times! Rethink the traditional timepiece as functional wall decor. Material- ABS Plastic Dimensions-300*35*300  

    €29.95
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    Fucking Ace Bookmark

    Description: Dimensions: 45mm x 105mm Clips over one or several pages and unlike a traditional bookmark will not fall out! Printed in the UK on h...

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    €3.95
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    €12.95

    Fucking Virus Face Mask

    Fucking Virus Face Mask FISURA facial masks are manufactured in Portugal by a team of professionals with more than 30 years of experience in clothi...

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    €12.95
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    Fuck 2020 - Mug

    Sit back, relax and have a nice cup of Fuck 2020! Cheers! Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em before they're gone and celebrate i...

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    Watch Out. I'll Fucking Hug You Women's Socks

    Watch Out. I'll Fucking Hug You Women's Socks What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 3...

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    My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Socks

    My Cat is cool as fuck women's socks Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this c...

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    Fucking Habit Ashtray

    Fucking Habit Ashtray Make a bold statement in your abode with this Fucking Habit Ashtray. A fun gift idea for someone who loves a swear, this Fuck...

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    €7.95
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    €19.95

    Fuck Off Slippers - Black

    Fuck Off Slippers ''FUCK OFF'' pattern, pure color, casual style are quite suitable for home and any other casual occasion. The fashion slipper loo...

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    €19.95
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    FMK -Fuck Mary Kill. Twists Of Fate

    FMK -Fuck Mary Kill. Twists Of Fate Darwin. Gandhi. Jeff Goldblum. If you had to f*ck one, marry another, and kill the last, what would you choose?...

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    €22.95
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    €4.50

    Fuck 2020 - Coaster

    What better way to remember a shitty year than by immortalizing it in coaster form. Cheers ya big bastard! Illustrated and designed by our very own...

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  • The Life-Changing Magic Of Not Giving A Fuck - Maktus
    €17.95

    The Life-Changing Magic Of Not Giving A Fuck

    A brilliant, hilarious homage to The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, showing how to shed your mental clutter for good. Aimed at overachieving b...

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    €17.95
  • Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck - Maktus
    Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck - Maktus
    €22.95

    Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck

    In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time ...

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    €22.95
  • Everything is Fucked - Maktus
    €22.95

    Everything is Fucked

    A counterintuitive guide to the problems of hope, in which the author of the bestselling The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck turns his gaze from in...

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    €22.95
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    Organised AF Hanging Organiser

    Organised AF Hanging Organiser Help keep your space Organised AF with this fun hanging pocket organiser. With 6 different sized pockets, it's perfe...

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    €29.95
  • Would Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist spray - Maktus
    Would Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist spray - Maktus
    €12.00

    Would Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist spray

    4.5 outta 5 stars isn't half bad. In fact, I'd say it's borderline intriguing. Lilac and cherry blossom scent. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml

    €12.00
  • Yup To Fuck Ya Boy Ya - Maktus
    €4.50

    Yup To Fuck Ya Boy Ya

    Yup To Fuck Ya Boy Ya Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  ...

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    €4.50
  • Fuck this Shit! Oven glove - Maktus
    €13.95

    Fuck this Shit! Oven Glove

    Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the kitchen. It's ok - that's what pizza delivery is for. Su...

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    I'm Gonna A La Mode The Fuck Out Of This Oven Glove

    Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.    

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  • Too Fabulous to give a Fuck! Coaster - Maktus
    €4.50

    Too Fabulous to give a Fuck! Coaster

    This coaster is perfect for that diva in your life, which incidentally might even be you. Perfect for that glass of champagne or two.

    €4.50