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The Fuck Collection

The Fuck Collection

All our best fucking, fuckin or fuck gift ideas we fucking have!
  • €11.95

    Fucking Cold Hat

    Fucking Cold Hat Get your hat on mate. It's f*cking cold.A great gift for loved ones who love a bloody good swear.          One size Made from pol...

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    €11.95
  • Fucking Brilliant Journal - Maktus
    Fucking Brilliant Journal - Maktus
    €9.95

    Fucking Brilliant Journal

    A fun and funny way to stay organised with this little, ruled Black Gold Fucking Brilliant Notebook by Calligraphuck. Ideal for daily use!  Featu...

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    €9.95
  • €8.95

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Red

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Red Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More.B...

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    €8.95
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    I'll Feed All You Fuckers Oven Glove

    Feed All You Fuckers oven mitt. 100% cotton. Super insulated.  Dimensions: 12.5 x 7 x 0.2 inches

    €14.95
  • I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies - Maktus
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    I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks

     These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

    €12.95
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    Too Fabulous to give a Fuck! Coaster

    This coaster is perfect for that diva in your life, which incidentally might even be you. Perfect for that glass of champagne or two.

    €4.50
  • Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks - Maktus
    €12.95

    Fuck Off I'm Reading Ladies Socks

    Don't let anyone distract you from your good read, just kick your feet up in the air Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2...

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    €12.95
  • I Am Fucking Awesome - Maktus
    €4.50

    I Am Fucking Awesome coaster

    I am Fucking Awesome Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  H...

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    €4.50
  • Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? - Maktus
    €10.95

    Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?

    Do I Look like I give a fuck? mug. Calm yourself down with this beauty of a mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they'r...

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    €10.95
  • This is Fucking Delicious Oven Glove - Maktus
    €14.95

    This is Fucking Delicious Oven Glove

    100% cotton. Super insulated.  Dimensions: 12.5 x 7 x 0.2 inche

    €14.95
  • Carpe Diem Ladies Socks - Maktus
    €12.95

    Carpe Diem Ladies Socks

    Seize the day with these quirky colourful socks! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €12.95
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    Fucking Alarm Wake Up Clock

    Fucking Alarm Wake Up Clock The alarm clock that best represents us when it comes to getting up! Inspired by the classic retro alarm clock design w...

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    €19.95
  • Fuck This Shit Men‘s Socks - Maktus
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    Fuck This Shit Men‘s Socks

    Show your true colours with these socks!  Fuck this shit! You might be able to shout this at the top of your lungs so maybe just wear these socks...

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  • Fucking Brilliant Pencils - Maktus
    Fucking Brilliant Pencils - Maktus
    €14.95

    Fucking Brilliant Pencils

    Fucking Brilliant Pencils This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped Standard HB/No. 2 Pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic...

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    €14.95
  • How to Fucking Swear around the World - Maktus
    How to Fucking Swear around the World - Maktus
    €9.95

    How To Fucking Swear Around The World

    How To Fucking Swear Around The World Why be cultural when you can swear your f**king head off? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest a...

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    €9.95
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    Cute Little Fuckers Tea Towel

    This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleach...

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    Fuck Off I'm Gaming Men's Sock

    Arrah Im busy gaming here, would you ever fuck off! These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12. 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 3% spandex. 

    €12.95
  • Fuck this Shit Ladies Socks - Maktus
    €12.95

    Fuck this Shit Ladies Socks

    Fuck this shit! You might be able to shout this at the top of your lungs so maybe just wear these socks instead, it'll be your little secret. Wome...

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    €12.95
  • I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror - Maktus
    €4.00

    I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror

    I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs.

    €4.00
  • Super Fucking Awesome Ladies Socks - Maktus
    €12.95

    Super Fucking Awesome Ladies Socks

    You know how your gonna feel wearing these socks Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €12.95
  • Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck - Maktus
    €4.00

    Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck Pocket Mirror

    Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck Pocket Mirror 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs. size - 58mm

    €4.00
  • €19.95

    Fuck Off Slippers - Pink

    Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Comes packaged in a black nylon string tied bag with 'Fuc...

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    €19.95
  • €29.95

    Fucking Late Wall Clock

    Fucking Late Wall Clock Good times! Rethink the traditional timepiece as functional wall decor. Material- ABS Plastic Dimensions-300*35*300  

    €29.95
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    Fucking Virus Face Mask

    Fucking Virus Face Mask FISURA facial masks are manufactured in Portugal by a team of professionals with more than 30 years of experience in clothi...

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    €12.95
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    Fuck 2020 - Mug

    Sit back, relax and have a nice cup of Fuck 2020! Cheers! Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em before they're gone and celebrate i...

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    €10.95
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    Yeah, I'm old, fuck you - men's socks

    You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

    €12.95
  • €7.95

    Fucking Habit Ashtray

    Fucking Habit Ashtray Make a bold statement in your abode with this Fucking Habit Ashtray. A fun gift idea for someone who loves a swear, this Fuck...

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    €7.95
  • The Life-Changing Magic Of Not Giving A Fuck - Maktus
    €17.95

    The Life-Changing Magic Of Not Giving A Fuck

    A brilliant, hilarious homage to The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, showing how to shed your mental clutter for good. Aimed at overachieving b...

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    €17.95
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    Watch Out. I'll Fucking Hug You Women's Socks

    Watch Out. I'll Fucking Hug You Women's Socks What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 3...

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    €12.95
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    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More...

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    €8.95
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    My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Socks

    My Cat is cool as fuck women's socks Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this c...

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    €12.95
  • Everything is Fucked - Maktus
    €22.95

    Everything is Fucked

    A counterintuitive guide to the problems of hope, in which the author of the bestselling The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck turns his gaze from in...

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    €22.95
  • Yup To Fuck Ya Boy Ya - Maktus
    €4.50

    Yup To Fuck Ya Boy Ya

    Yup To Fuck Ya Boy Ya Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  ...

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    €4.50
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    €19.95

    Fuck Off Slippers - Black

    Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Come packaged in a black nylon string tied bag, with 'Fuc...

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    €19.95
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  • Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck - Maktus
    Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck - Maktus
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    €22.95

    Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck

    In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time ...

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    €22.95
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    €12.95

    F*ck, Marry, Kill?

    F*ck, Marry, Kill? We've all played this game in our heads. So let your wildest fantasies (or nightmares) run wild with this crude card game!  

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    €23.95

    The Finger Sculpture - Black

    The Finger Sculpture - Black Invite a little life into your home, office and store front space. This hand sculpture is perfect for displaying your ...

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    €23.95
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    The Finger Sculpture - Rainbow

    The Finger Sculpture - Rainbow Invite a little life into your home, office and store front space. This hand sculpture is perfect for displaying yo...

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    €24.95
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    Fuck Delaney Tote Bag

    John Delaney, the FAI’s leading light loves an oul tennis ball! our bag created by our very own in-house design team here at Maktus! Our shopper ba...

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    €12.00