Click to expand Tap to zoom Pulsating Orgasmatron Card Save Liquid error (snippets/product-badge line 32): Computation results in '-Infinity'% €4.00 How much of a sheltered life has Santa Claus lived if he doesn't know what a triple speed pulsating orgasmatron is. Bet Mrs Claus knows what one is. A Christmas card with a retro picture of a confused looking Father Christmas holding a list. He's saying I wonder if Mrs Claus knows what a triple speed pulsating orgasmatron is? Additional Information Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+ Quantity Quantity Add to cart This item is a recurring or deferred purchase. By continuing, I agree to the cancellation policy and authorize you to charge my payment method at the prices, frequency and dates listed on this page until my order is fulfilled or I cancel, if permitted.