Help the fanny reach climax Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 180 mm x 125mm◙ Coloured Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

Henna DIY Kit Create your own pain free tattoo designs with this kit. It has all the essentials needed to create your own henna body art. Key Fea...

He will wear these socks as a badge of honor! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 4...

Every Once and a While Someone Amazing Comes Into Your Life - And Here I Am! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blan...

Celebrate your birthday driving in style! Designed in the Maktus Stuido! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Ivory envelope included

Here's your card you big baby.....baby! Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Orange envelope included

Jack Nicholson starred in The Shining and was great believer in gifts. Here's Your Pressie Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art depar...

Hey Girl Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

Hey sweet cheeks! Let's hump!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Lime green envelope included

Hey Valentine, this card is just customary. Your gift is inside my pants. Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105X150 mm Poppy envelope incl...

Hip Hip Replacement - It's Your Birthday Greeting Card Shake your bootie on your birthday - just not that much. Ouch!! Blank inside, 175x125mm, ind...

Jens Müller traces 130 years of graphic design, designers and developments, from the late 19th century through the post-WWII economic boom and on t...

Now that's a special xmas Surprise!  Dimensions 110x105mm Blank inside Green envelope included

Ok so chances are, no one’s actually shat their pants…! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliatin...

Designed by the Maktus team, this print is a minimalist take on the iconic Hook lighthouse on the south east Hook Head Peninsula  Designed and illu...

Shitty wedding card with crap art that depicts a crap wedding scene, perfect for a laugh. Funny Irish wedding and birthday cards for Shitty Occasio...

Hoping your first word would be mummy card This is the perfect card to brighten someone's day, who wouldn't laugh when they open it? Inside Message...

Marty has you sorted. If you have this coaster under your drink, you will never drink alone! Isn't that great? Get our lovely selfmade coaster here...

Smokin Hot Card from Maktus Hot Stuff Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170mm x 12...

Hot Stuff Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine plastic coaster with anti-slip cork backing. Dimens...

Hot Stuff Mug. Caution, contents are most definitely hot!  Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Individually gift boxed and dishwasher and...

Adulting (verb): To do grown-up things and hold responsibilities such as having a job, paying rent, or doing laundry. A verb used exclusively by t...

Does it spark joy? Nope? Ok in the bin it goes then. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105mm◙ Bright Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

How To Fucking Swear Around The World Why be cultural when you can swear your f**king head off? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest a...

From the author of the bestselling How to Swear, How to Adult and How to Vegan books, this is a hilariously sweary, witty, illustrated infographic ...

100 Bold & Empowering Cards – Packed with no-nonsense tips, witty affirmations, and confidence-boosting advice. Say Goodbye to Stress – Lear...

Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...

In this straight-talking guide to the real world of work, discover genuinely useful advice that will help you find the confidence to go for that pr...

With more than 100 phrases, questions, and comebacks, this is a humorous yet practical guide to sending even the most relentless mansplainer into a...

Need a way to insult someone without saying a word? These 100 cards contain the best insults you can say with your hands.

A cat's biggest worries used to be mean dogs or a bath - modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, and countless other threats to thei...

How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

How's Yerself greeting card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of gr...

Howth A3 Print designed and illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan. Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the Maktus design studio...

Howth A4 Retro style print designed and illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan Illustration. Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in...

Howya A3 Print Type designed by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 297 x 420mm

Howya A4 Print Type designed by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 210 x 297 mm

Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

Huggable Llama - Large Cuddle up to the cute huggable llama. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lav...

Huggable Sloth- Large Cuddle up to the huggable sloth. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lavender g...

Humans are my side bitch, solitude is my main bitch.  For all the cat lovers out there.  Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton tea towel.  28"h ...

Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

I am Fucking Awesome Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  H...

I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs.

Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. I Bleedin Love Ya Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

It's a miracle that you were born - and an even bigger one that I remebered! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blan...

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funn...