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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays

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  • How to Fucking Swear around the World - Maktus
    How to Fucking Swear around the World - Maktus
    €12.95

    How To Fucking Swear Around The World

    How To Fucking Swear Around The World Why be cultural when you can swear your f**king head off? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest a...

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    How To Give Zero Fucks

    From the author of the bestselling How to Swear, How to Adult and How to Vegan books, this is a hilariously sweary, witty, illustrated infographic ...

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    How To Give Zero Fucks - Card Game

    100 Bold & Empowering Cards – Packed with no-nonsense tips, witty affirmations, and confidence-boosting advice. Say Goodbye to Stress – Lear...

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    How To Live With A Huge Penis

    Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...

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    How To Make Work Not Suck

    In this straight-talking guide to the real world of work, discover genuinely useful advice that will help you find the confidence to go for that pr...

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    How To Piss Off Men

    With more than 100 phrases, questions, and comebacks, this is a humorous yet practical guide to sending even the most relentless mansplainer into a...

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    How To Swear In Sign Language

    Need a way to insult someone without saying a word? These 100 cards contain the best insults you can say with your hands.

    €12.95
  • How to Talk to your Cat about Gun Safety - Maktus
    How to Talk to your Cat about Gun Safety - Maktus
    €10.95

    How to Talk to your Cat about Gun Safety

    A cat's biggest worries used to be mean dogs or a bath - modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, and countless other threats to thei...

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    How's The Diet Going?

    How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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    How's Yerself

    How's Yerself greeting card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of gr...

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    €4.00
  • HOWTH A3 Print - Maktus
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    Howth A3 Print

    Howth A3 Print designed and illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan. Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the Maktus design studio...

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    €22.00
  • Howth A4 Print - Maktus
    €15.00

    Howth A4 Print

    Howth A4 Retro style print designed and illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan Illustration. Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in...

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    Howya A3 Print

    Howya A3 Print Type designed by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 297 x 420mm

    €22.00
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    Howya A4 Print

    Howya A4 Print Type designed by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 210 x 297 mm

    €15.00
  • €4.00

    HRT

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • Huggable Llama large - Maktus
    Huggable Llama large - Maktus
    €29.95

    Huggable Llama - Large

    Huggable Llama - Large Cuddle up to the cute huggable llama. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lav...

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    €29.95
  • Huggable Sloth- Large - Maktus
    Huggable Sloth- Large - Maktus
    €29.95

    Huggable Sloth- Large

    Huggable Sloth- Large Cuddle up to the huggable sloth. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lavender g...

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    €29.95
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    Humans Are My Side Bitch Tea Towel

    Humans are my side bitch, solitude is my main bitch.  For all the cat lovers out there.  Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton tea towel.  28"h ...

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    €14.95
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    Husband Review

    Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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    €4.00
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    I Am Fucking Awesome

    I am Fucking Awesome Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  H...

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    €4.50
  • I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror - Maktus
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    I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror

    I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs.

    €4.00
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  • I bleedin love ya - Maktus
    €4.00

    I Bleedin Love Ya

    Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. I Bleedin Love Ya Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    I Can't Believe It - I actually Remembered Your Birthday

    It's a miracle that you were born - and an even bigger one that I remebered! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blan...

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    €4.00
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    €12.00

    I Could Pee On This And Other Poems by Cats

    Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funn...

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    I Do As I Please Women's Ankle Socks

    I Do As I Please Women's Socks And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed c...

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    €4.00

    I Fucking Love You

    I Fuckin Love You Card illustrated and desgned by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus studio  

    €4.00
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    I Fucking Love You Greeting Card

    I fucking love you, or is it, I love fucking you. Either way works. Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope...

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    €4.00
  • I Go To The Gin Everyday - Maktus
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    I Go To The Gin Everyday

    I Go To The Gin Everyday Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

    €4.00
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    I Gotcha A Lil Christmas Pressie

    Miggeldy has a Christmas pressie for ya!  - Designed by the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 125mmx125mm - Green envelope included - Quick dispatch

    €4.00
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    I Hate Babies!

    ''I Hate Babies!'' But I'm Still happy For You!!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Pink envelope included  

    €4.00
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    I Have Your Diagnosis. You're A Twat.

    You may not be a qualified medical professional but you can still give your honest diagnosis with this rude greeting card.A funny birthday card wit...

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    €4.00
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    I identify as a Cunt

    Who needs people bothering you when you Identify as a Cunt. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Get 'em while they're hot Individually gi...

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    I Identify as a Cunt Coaster

    I Identify as a Cunt Illustrated and designed the by Maktus Studio!  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine plastic coaster with anti-slip cor...

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    I Killed A Mouse

    I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

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    €4.50
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    I Like Spooky Shit

    If it's spooky I like it: crooked trees, black cats, empty foggy streets, soft luxurious socks. You know, all that stuff. Women's shoe size 5-10. 5...

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    I like Your Bum

    I Like Your Bum Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown...

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    €4.00

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