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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

Products

  • €9.95

    Honey I Shat My Pants Soap Bar

    Ok so chances are, no one’s actually shat their pants…! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliatin...

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    €9.95
  • Hook Lighthouse A4 print - Maktus
    €15.00

    Hook Lighthouse A4 Print

    Designed by the Maktus team, this print is a minimalist take on the iconic Hook lighthouse on the south east Hook Head Peninsula  Designed and illu...

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    €15.00
  • Hope it works - Maktus
    €4.00

    Hope It Works Out

    Shitty wedding card with crap art that depicts a crap wedding scene, perfect for a laugh. Funny Irish wedding and birthday cards for Shitty Occasio...

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    Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy

    Hoping your first word would be mummy card This is the perfect card to brighten someone's day, who wouldn't laugh when they open it? Inside Message...

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  • €4.50

    Hot Cuppa Mar-Tea coaster

    Marty has you sorted. If you have this coaster under your drink, you will never drink alone! Isn't that great? Get our lovely selfmade coaster here...

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    €4.50
  • Hot Stuff - Maktus
    €4.00

    Hot Stuff

    Smokin Hot Card from Maktus Hot Stuff Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170mm x 12...

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    Hot Stuff

    Hot Stuff Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine plastic coaster with anti-slip cork backing. Dimens...

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    €4.50
  • €10.95

    Hot Stuff Mug

    Hot Stuff Mug. Caution, contents are most definitely hot!  Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Individually gift boxed and dishwasher and...

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    €10.95
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    €4.00

    How Old? What The Ruck?

    How Old? What The Ruck? Blank inside, 150x150mm, printed on heavyweight board, individually package in a cello bag with a recycled eco craft envelo...

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    €4.00
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  • How to Adult Book - Maktus
    How to Adult Book - Maktus
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    €14.95

    How to Adult Book

    Adulting (verb): To do grown-up things and hold responsibilities such as having a job, paying rent, or doing laundry. A verb used exclusively by t...

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    How To Be A Happier Person Children Bin

    Does it spark joy? Nope? Ok in the bin it goes then. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 105mm◙ Bright Yellow Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dis...

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    €4.00
  • How to be Successful without hurting men's feelings - Maktus
    How to be Successful without hurting men's feelings - Maktus
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    €13.95

    How to be Successful without hurting men's feelings

    Have you ever felt afraid about asking for a bigger wage? Or felt cheeky if you make a good idea in a meeting? Or if you muck-up something in the o...

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    How To Brew

    Fully revised and updated, this is the definitive guide to making quality beers at home. Whether you want simple, sure-fire instructions for making...

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    €10.00
  • How to Fucking Swear around the World - Maktus
    How to Fucking Swear around the World - Maktus
    €12.95

    How To Fucking Swear Around The World

    How To Fucking Swear Around The World Why be cultural when you can swear your f**king head off? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest a...

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    €12.95
  • €15.95

    How To Give Zero Fucks

    From the author of the bestselling How to Swear, How to Adult and How to Vegan books, this is a hilariously sweary, witty, illustrated infographic ...

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    €13.95

    How To Live With A Huge Penis

    Huge Penis? You poor, poor soul. Buy this book. It'll help you to cope. Promise. Fear not, Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a m...

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    How to swear around the world

    This essential phrasebook collects the most colorful, explicit, and outrageous ways to tell people off in every part of the world. Featuring doz...

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    €12.95
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    How To Swear In Sign Language

    Need a way to insult someone without saying a word? These 100 cards contain the best insults you can say with your hands.

    €12.95
  • €4.00

    How's The Diet Going?

    How's The Diet Going? Fuck You! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
  • €4.00

    How's Yerself

    How's Yerself greeting card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of gr...

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    €4.00
  • HOWTH A3 Print - Maktus
    €22.00

    Howth A3 Print

    Howth A3 Print designed and illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan. Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in the Maktus design studio...

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    €22.00
  • Howth A4 Print - Maktus
    €15.00

    Howth A4 Print

    Howth A4 Retro style print designed and illustrated in store for Maktus by Eoin Whelehan Illustration. Designed and illustrated by Eoin Whelehan in...

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    €15.00
  • €22.00

    Howya A3 Print

    Howya A3 Print Type designed by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 297 x 420mm

    €22.00
  • €15.00

    Howya A4 Print

    Howya A4 Print Type designed by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 210 x 297 mm

    €15.00
  • €4.00

    HRT

    Blank inside 178x127mm on an FSC certified gloss finished board Individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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    €29.95

    Huggable Cute Uterus

    Cuddle up to the huggable uterus. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lavender give you a warm feelin...

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  • Huggable Llama large - Maktus
    Huggable Llama large - Maktus
    €29.95

    Huggable Llama - Large

    Huggable Llama - Large Cuddle up to the cute huggable llama. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lav...

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    €29.95
  • Huggable Sloth- Large - Maktus
    Huggable Sloth- Large - Maktus
    €29.95

    Huggable Sloth- Large

    Huggable Sloth- Large Cuddle up to the huggable sloth. Heat up the huggable on a plate in the microwave. Then let the magical grains and lavender g...

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    €29.95
  • €14.95

    Humans Are My Side Bitch Tea Towel

    Humans are my side bitch, solitude is my main bitch.  For all the cat lovers out there.  Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton tea towel.  28"h ...

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  • €4.00

    Husband Review

    Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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    €4.00
  • €4.50

    I Am Fucking Awesome

    I am Fucking Awesome Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  H...

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    €4.50
  • I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror - Maktus
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    €4.00

    I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror

    I Am Fucking Awesome Pocket Mirror 58mm Check yourself in style with these sassy pocket mirror designs.

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    I Am Your Gift Greeting Card

    Artist: Ken the Cat Product Details & Features: Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches) Packs consists of 6 cards & envelopes Produced ...

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  • I bleedin love ya - Maktus
    €4.00

    I Bleedin Love Ya

    Love is true with this sweet sentiment. A little Irish humour. I Bleedin Love Ya Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  In...

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    €4.00
  • I buy the best birthday cards - Maktus
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    €2.00

    I Buy The Best Birthday Cards

    I'm Gonna give you a birthday card. I Buy the best birthday cards and I'll make you pay for it! Donald Trump Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually ...

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    I Can't Believe It - I actually Remembered Your Birthday

    It's a miracle that you were born - and an even bigger one that I remebered! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blan...

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    €4.00

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