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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Saturday and from 1-5 pm on Sundays

Products

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    Mum, You're My Hero!

    Mum, you're my hero! Designed and illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blank inside Ivory...

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  • Mummy doesn't have a favourite Card - Maktus
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    Mummy Doesn't Have A Favourite, You Annoy Me Equally

    Mummy Doesn't Have A Favourite, You Annoy Me Equally. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Murder a Pint Coaster

    'Run I've just heard they're going to murder us!' Murder A Pint Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own ...

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    Murray Christmas

    I believe it's going to happen to me now! I'm ready for it! Have a Murray Christmas, everybody. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Il...

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    Museum Bums: A Cheeky Look At Butts In Art

    DESCRIPTION Based on the eponymous viral Twitter account, Museum Bums, a celebration of classical art, history, and shapely derrières, encourages...

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  • Music to my Arse - Maktus
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    Music To My Arse

    The cure for Dyslexia. Never a truer word said. When I Heard They found A Cure For Dyslexia It Was Like Music To My Arse Greeting Card Designed in ...

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    Mutherfucker! Greeting Card

    Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙ Silver Envelope Included.◙ Quick Di...

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    My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Socks

    My Cat is cool as fuck women's socks Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this c...

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    My Favourite Human Greeting Card

    For your favourite human!  Designed and illustrated in collaboration with Haima Vahid in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105x150mmBlank insideOrange e...

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    My Favourite Little Fella

    Happy Birthday from everyone's favourite little hard man, Hasbulla!  Card designed by the Maktus Studio Dimensions 105mm x150mm Blank inside envelo...

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    My Favourite Queer Coaster

    My favourite queer coaster Illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine plastic ...

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  • My Favourite Salad is Wine Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    My Favourite Salad is Wine Ladies Socks

    For the wine lover in your life Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

    €15.95
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    My Little Occult Book Club

    My Little Occult Book Club is a hilarious collection of Steven Rhodes' parody book covers for the aspiring occultist, exorcist, necromancer, and mo...

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    My Man Review

    Honest reviews for everyday people and a very handy guide! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150...

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  • Nailed It - Maktus
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    Nailed It

    You Fucking Nailed It Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 150 mm (Regular)◙...

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    Name That Bumhole

    The name the animal picture quiz Can you name the animal that the bumhole belongs to? This is not your average picture quiz. Animals’ anuses are pr...

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    Name That Porno

    Looking for stag party ideas? 🧐 Or bachelorette party games? Then look no further This porno charades game… Is the undisputed 👑 of NSFW games!

    €9.95
  • Naughty Gnomes - Maktus
    Naughty Gnomes - Maktus
    €14.95

    Naughty Gnomes

    Naughty Gnomes This set of Naughty Gnomes will bring a smile to your face and make your plant pots extra cheeky!

    €14.95
  • Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine - Maktus
    Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine - Maktus
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    Nelson Mandela- Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine

    Nelson Mandela - Happy Fuckin Birthday Sunshine Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Misquo...

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    Neon Rainbow Light

    Brighten up your home with the Legami It’s a Sign: Neon Effect LED Lamp - Rainbow. This unique table lamp emits a multi-coloured light, letting you...

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    €22.00
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    New Baby Buckle Up

    'Buckle Up Its Going To Be A Bumpy Ride' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cut...

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    New Baby Good Luck

    New baby? Good Luck! Illustrated by Marie O' RiordanInside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm◙ Ivory Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch!

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    New Baby Ogham Card

    New Baby in Ogham Script. What is Ogham? Ogham is an ancient Celtic script of lines and notches, traditionally carved into stone or wood. Each card...

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    New Home Cat

    'New Home Cat' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blank In...

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    New Home Ribbon

    'New Home Ribbon' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blank...

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    New Home!

    Congrats on the new Home -can't wait for the housewarming invite! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Braceb...

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  • New House - Maktus
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    New House

    Congrats On Being Broke/New House Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 250 m...

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  • New House (I hope nobody died in it) - Maktus
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    New House (I Hope Nobody Died In It)

    Congrats On The New House ( I Hope Nobody Died In It) Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimens...

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    New House Ogham Card

    New House in Ogham Script. What is Ogham? Ogham is an ancient Celtic script of lines and notches, traditionally carved into stone or wood. Each car...

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    New Nipper Alert Greeting Card

    New Nipper Alert Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brow...

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  • Next Stop - Maktus
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    Next Stop - The Knackers Yard

    We all love some crap art and as you're getting old that means your getting wheeled off to the knackers yard to be turned into glue, could be worse...

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  • Nine Wine Wine - Maktus
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    Nine Wine Wine

    Wine call!!! Its Your Birthday, Somebody Call Nine Wine Wine Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙...

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  • Nippleless Cage - Maktus
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    Nippleless Cage

    Hilarious Nicholas Cage birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A...

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    No Cure For Being A Dickhead

    I'm afraid there's no cure for being a little dickhead.. Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 148 mm x 148 mm◙ Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick ...

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    No Homes To Go To Coaster

    Have ye No Homes To Go To Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souveni...

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    Nollaig Shona Duit

    Send Irish Christmas greetings and well wishes to your loved ones with this card. Designed and illustrated in store by the Maktus team. Check out o...

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    Not Adopted- Fathers Day

    I'm Intelligent, Good Looking & Successful. You Sure I'm Not Adopted? Happy Father's Day Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art dep...

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    Not Gonna Lie Men's Crew Socks

    Telling the truth is great, but not everyone has the talent and creativity to just make shit up. These silly men's crew socks say, "Not gonna lie,...

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    €15.95
  • Not Old Classic Card - Maktus
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    Not Old Classic Card

    You're not old...you're classic SIZE: 150x150mm PRINTED ON HEAVYWEIGHT BOARD BLANK INSIDE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED WITH WHITE ENVELOPE

    €4.50
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    Notepad With Sticky Notes Set

    This stylish hardcover book includes 7 notepads: a list pad, 5 sticky notepads, a large grid pad, and a matching pen. Pen is refillable, small park...

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    €18.00
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    Notions Coaster

    Notions Coaster- Maktus designed drink coasters.  Illustrated and designed by our very own Maktus design team. Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing m...

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    €4.50
  • Notions Mug - Maktus
    €11.95

    Notions Mug

    Absolute Notions. Illustrated and Designed by our very own Maktus team right here in Dublin City! Get 'em while they're hot Individually gift boxe...

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    €11.95
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    Now Fuck Off: The Little Guide To Succession

    In January 2024, Succession won four Golden Globes - including Best Drama - from a record 13 nominations. The programme’s premise is simple and dev...

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    €9.95
  • Nudie Bamboo Toothbrush Set - Maktus
    €5.95

    Nudie Bamboo Toothbrush Set

    Nudie Bamboo Toothbrush Set Brush with confidence and humor. This set of two toothbrushes is made from eco-friendly, sustainable bamboo which is n...

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    €5.95
  • Of course size matters - Maktus
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    Of Course Size Matters.. No One Wants A Small Glass Of Wine

    Of Course Size Matters. No one wants a small glass of wine. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00
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    Officially Too Old For Leo

    A gentle reminder for that special someone on their birthday!  Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 120x170mm Pink envelope included

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    Oh Jingles!

    Tis the season to be shitfaced!  Designed in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 105x150mmRed envelope included

    €4.00
  • Old - Maktus
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    Old

    Old. So Fucking Old. Happy Birthday. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

    €4.00

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