I Fuckin Love You Card illustrated and desgned by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus studio  

I fucking love you, or is it, I love fucking you. Either way works. Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope...

I Go To The Gin Everyday Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

Miggeldy has a Christmas pressie for ya!  - Designed by the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 125mmx125mm - Green envelope included - Quick dispatch

''I Hate Babies!'' But I'm Still happy For You!!'' From Offensively Delightful cards. Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Blank inside Pink envelope included  

I Heard You Were Really Into Me Greeting Card Nothing says I love you like a bit of horsin' around! Illustrated in store for Maktus by Paul Quinlan...

I Identify as a Cunt Illustrated and designed the by Maktus Studio!  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine plastic coaster with anti-slip cor...

I killed a mouse. I killed a bird. I damaged your upholstery, and I scratched you. I thought this was what you wanted. Blank inside, 170x120mm, ind...

If it's spooky I like it: crooked trees, black cats, empty foggy streets, soft luxurious socks. You know, all that stuff. Women's shoe size 5-10. 5...

I Like Your Bum Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown...

Show that special someone how you feel! From offensively Delightful cards. Blank inside Dimensions: 105mm x 150mm Grey envelope included

I Love Gays! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

No but I really do! These hilarious socks are the perfect gift for any mum!  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

I Love You With All My Boobs. I Would Say Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Mess...

I Love Your Dick Illustrated and designed by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope ...

Did you read that correctly? I Love Your Dig Bick You That Read Wrong You Read That Wrong Too Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art de...

I'm a lady, I never fart, but I do lie.  Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Hilarious I Phone Jesus birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A...

It tastes fine I swear!  Bloody carts! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 120x170mm Blank inside Green envelope included

I Still Remember The Day We Met Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

I Used To Have My Sanity. But Then I Had Children. Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

I will in me hoop coaster Illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing melamine plastic c...

I will in me hoop mug. Designed and illustrated by the Maktus team.  Individually gift boxed and dishwasher and microwave proof Mug dimensions 95m...

I will in me hoop tote bag! Our shopper bag is made from a robust 8oz/250gsm cotton canvas. The tote bag features a 10cm bottom gusset that provid...

Tell them how you willy feel!  From Brainbox Candy Red envelope included  

Wouldn't Pint Man just break your heart? Pintman himself, Paddy Losty Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebr...

I'd Shave My Legs For You Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope  

For that person of special significance in your life! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown craft envel...

I'll always look up to you, happy fathers day! Designed and illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 125x125mm Blanks inside Brown kr...

Pint of stout the aul fellas big day!  Designed and Illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown kraft enve...

I'll always think of you as someone older Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Di...

If You're Nice, I'll Be NaughtyDesigned in the Maktus Studio!  Dimensions 120x170mmGreen envelope included

Feed All You Fuckers oven mitt. 100% cotton. Super insulated.  Dimensions: 12.5 x 7 x 0.2 inches

Enoch Burke will never leave you...unless prison gets in the way. Designed in Dublin in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions - 120x170mm Blank Inside Oran...

 These gorgeous colourful socks are the perfect gift for any girl! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.