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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.30-6pm Mon-Fri, 11-6pm Saturday and 1-5pm on Sundays

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  • Fox shit up - Maktus
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    Fox Shit Up

    I come. I fox shit up. I Leave. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a coloured envelope

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    Coolaboola Tote bag

    Coolaboola Nidgie! Original artwork design by Maktus. This tote bag is a hard wearing bastard of a bag that will out live any cast member of Love H...

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    Crumlin Shopping Centre Coaster

    It's official! It's available to buy!!! * * Except for people from Drimnagh or Dundrum Crumlin Shopping Centre - Maktus designed drink coaster.  Il...

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    Espresso Greeting Card

    I can't espresso how much you mean to me!  Designed in the Maktus Studio Dimensions 125x125mm Blank Inside Brown envelope included  

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    You Are Made Of Motherfucking Stardust! Greeting Card

    ''You Are Made Of Motherfucking Stardust!'' From Offensively Delightful Cards Blank Inside Dimensions 105mm x 150mm Grey envelope included

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    Dumble Draw

    Hilarious Dumble Draw Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispatch! A6 greeting ...

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    Candles

    Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definite...

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  • Fucking Legend - Maktus
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    Fucking Legend

    You Fucking Legend! Blank inside, 175x125mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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  • Santa Claude - Maktus
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    Santa Claude

    Hilarious Jean Claude Van Dam birthday Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 170 mm x 120 mm◙ Blue Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Dispa...

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  • Merry Christmas Mum and Dad - Maktus
    Merry Christmas Mum and Dad - Maktus
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    Merry Christmas Mum and Dad

    Merry Christmas Mum And Dad! From Your Least Disappointing Child. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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    Christmas Blessing Card

    Sending you a Christmas Blessing!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 120x170mm Blank inside Red envelope included

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    I Fucking Love You Greeting Card

    I fucking love you, or is it, I love fucking you. Either way works. Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 105x150mm Blank inside Ivory envelope...

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    Tits 'n' Fanny Soap

    Boobs and bits….what a lovely foamy soap for all over the body! Fragranced with zesty orange and heavenly grapefruit. It’s a cheeky treat! A fun gi...

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    A Big Thank You!

    A Big Thank You! Say it loud! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Hand Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge for Maktus Inside Message: Bla...

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  • You're My hero - Maktus
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    You're My hero

    Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with cream envelope

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    To My Favourite Cunt Birthday Card

    Wish your favourite cunt a happy birthday with this offensively delightful birthday card! Blank Inside Dimensions: 105mm x 150mm Grey envelope incl...

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  • Mamtastic - Maktus
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    Mamtastic

    Mam Tastic Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated by Shawn Bracebridge Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 m...

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    Roy Keane

      Show that special someone how you feel! Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Illustrated By Shawn Bracebridge. Inside Message: Blank...

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    Dragon's and Wizards and Shit

    Dragon's and Wizards and Shit - 'nuff said! Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Most Expensive Shag Ever - Maktus
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    Most Expensive Shag Ever

    We dare you to find a more hilarious greeting card for welcoming a new cute little money pit into the world! Measures 120 x 170 mm. Blank inside f...

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    Young at Heart

    Dimensions: 140 x 140mm Cards are printed in the UK on luxurious high quality board with gold foil This card is blank inside and comes cello wrapp...

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    Your Christmas Gift

    This is more than just a Christmas card, it's also your gift! Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions: 105x150mm Green envelope included

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  • Turkey Saw Up - Maktus
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    Turkey Saw Up

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

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    Some Woman For One Woman

    You're some woman for one woman!  Illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside Ivory envel...

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    Wine Bible

    Does Anyone Know Which Page of the Bible Explains How to Turn Water into Wine? Asking for a Friend. Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department...

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  • Omen and Exorcist Neighbours - Maktus
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    Omen And Exorcist Neighbours

    We're sure Damien and Regan will be lovely. I Hope The New Neighbours Are Nice Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Insi...

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    Wishing You Love & Hap-penis

    Congrats On Your Wedding, Wishing You Love & Hap-penis Card designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio. Di...

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  • Flexible Tablet Holder - Maktus
    Flexible Tablet Holder - Maktus
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    Flexible Tablet Holder

    Flexible Tablet Holder.  Extends up to 80cm / 360 angle and rotation. Weight: 590g Dimensions: 80 x 16.5 x 10.7 cm

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    New Home Cat

    'New Home Cat' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blank In...

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    Fuck Off Slippers - Black

    Fuck Off Slippers The perfect slippers for that wonderful ‘morning person,’ in your life! Come packaged in a black nylon string tied bag, with 'Fuc...

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    El Presidente - Enamel Pin

    Show your support for Poet President with this Michael D pin! Designed and illustrated by the  Maktus design studio right in the heart of Dublin Si...

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  • Best of 80s - Maktus
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    Best Of 80's

    Best of 80's greeting card. Featuring Hulk Hogan, Arnie, Rocky, Ghostbusters, ET, Robocop plus many more iconic characters from TV in the 80's. Ins...

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    Otterly Fabulous

    Tell that special someone how otterly fabulous they are! Designed in Dublin by Bronagh Lee in collaboration with the Maktus Studio.  Inside message...

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    Mini Frida Planter

    Mini Frida Planter Your friends will envy your indoor garden even more with this charming mini planter, featuring our vibrant Frida with blushing ...

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  • Birthday Avocardo - Maktus
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    Birthday Avocardo

    Birthday Avocado greeting card Know someone who loves Avocados and word play? Well you wont find a more perfect card then this one! Inside Message...

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    You Old Fogey Greeting Card

    You can put the glasses away for this one!  Designed in the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank Inside Ivory envelope included

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    You Are Old

    "You Are Old' In an exciting collaboration with Cathy Hogan who hails from Cork, we have created these hilarious and cute greeting cards. Blank In...

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  • Whiskers men's Socks - Maktus
    €15.95

    Whiskers Men's Socks

    For the very handsome bearded man in your life. Now he can have a great beard and great socks to match Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27%...

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  • This Meeting is Bullshit Ladies Socks - Maktus
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    This Meeting is Bullshit Ladies Socks

    Make sure only your closest co-workers see these socks and try not to laugh too hard during the meeting. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% co...

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  • Here he comes, hide - Maktus
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    Here He Comes, Hide!

    Here he comes, hide! Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Cad e An Sceal?

    Cad e an Sceal coaster. The As Gaeilge or Irish for 'What's the Story?' - Maktus designed drink coasters.  Cool Irish Souvenir.  Hard wearing mela...

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    Ballerina Jewelry Stand

    Ballerina Stand  Elegant way to display necklaces and other jewelry Dish base holds rings, earrings and earring backs Simple Assembly required Av...

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    Happy Birthday Sausage

    Funny birthday card with funky colours and cute little sausage dog..what could be better?  5 x 7 inches and come with a craft brown envelope  Meas...

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    Brother For Life

    A brother is for life, not just for christmas. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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  • Born to be mild - Maktus
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    Born To Be Mild

    "Born To Be Mild" Blank inside, 150x115mm, individually package in a cello bag with a white envelope

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    Damn You Is Motherfuckin Old

    Damn you is motherfuckin old! - Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 150x150mm - Ivory ...

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    How To Give Zero Fucks

    From the author of the bestselling How to Swear, How to Adult and How to Vegan books, this is a hilariously sweary, witty, illustrated infographic ...

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  • Get in the Seasonal mood- Baseball Bat Xmas - Maktus
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    Get in the Seasonal mood- Baseball Bat Xmas

    Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm This card comes cello wrapped with a quality red envelope

    €4.00

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