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Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays
Our store in the George's Arcade is open 10.00-6pm Mon-Saturday and from the 11/12th we're open till 7pm and 12-6 pm on Sundays

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    You're The Tits

    Your're The Tits - Greeting Card Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range ...

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    You're Welcome

    Obligatory Birthday Card - You're Welcome Greeting Card The perfect funny, quirky, cool Irish designed birthday greeting card from our Range of gre...

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    Secret Hitler long box

    Secret Hitler long box Secret Hitler is a dramatic game of political intrigue and betrayal set in 1930's Germany. Players are secretly divided int...

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  • Onwards - Chin Up - Maktus
    Onwards - Chin Up - Maktus
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    Onwards - Chin Up

    Chin Up. Tits out. Onwards. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with coloured envelope

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    Happy Bir-They card

    Happy Bir-They  Designed and Illustrated in Dublin in the Maktus Studio Dimensions: 120x170mm Blank Inside Pink Envelope Included

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    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black

    Fuck Off Eye Mask- Black Ideal for girlfriend, boyfriend, wife and husband.Perfect gifts for Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day & More...

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    You're My Favourite Old Fucker

    You're My Favourite Old Fucker Designed and illustrated by Haima Vahid in collaboration with the Maktus Studio! Dimensions 150x150mm Blank inside O...

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  • Seven Billion Red - Maktus
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    7 Billion Red Foiled Card

    7 billion people on the planet and you're my favourite. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with white envelope

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  • Moody Cunt Christmas Card - Maktus
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    Moody Cunt Christmas Card

    Description: Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrap...

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  • Profanities - Maktus
    Profanities - Maktus
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    Profanities

    I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly...Like a fucking lady. Blank inside, 170x120mm, individually package in a cello bag with colour...

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    Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

    Made from 95% post-consumer material. 3"h x 4"w

    €9.95
  • Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
    Dad I'm Pregnant - Maktus
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    Dad I'm Pregnant

    Dad I'm pregnant. Shit, wait, wrong card, sorry about that, happy birthday. Blank inside, 150x150mm, individually package in a cello bag with brown...

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    Kazoo That Tune

    No musical talent is required with this Kazoo That Tune Game from Ridley's Games! Hum 200 well-known tunes on the 4 jazzy kazoos for your teammates...

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    Woof Woof! - Greeting Card

    Woof Woof! - Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • Expired - Maktus
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    Expired

    Well your youth has now expired! This Person's Youth Has Expired Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: B...

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  • Come Here To Me - Maktus
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    C'mere Here To Me

    C'Mere To Me Greeting Card Designed in Dublin by the Maktus art department!  Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 125 mm x 125 mm (Regular)◙ Brown Cr...

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  • I'll always think of you as someone older - Maktus
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    I'll always think of you as someone older

    I'll always think of you as someone older Greeting Card Inside Message: Blank◙ Dimensions: 150 mm x 105 mm◙Brown Craft Envelope Included.◙ Quick Di...

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  • Flexible Phone Holder - Maktus
    Flexible Phone Holder - Maktus
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    Flexible Phone Holder

    Flexible Phone Holder Perfect for any size, this gooseneck holder will make sure your phone is secure. Weight: 454g Dimensions: 80 x 10.7 x 7.1 cm

    €18.95
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    Meowy Christmas

    I think the cat likes you enough to wish you a Merry Christmas! - Designed and illustrated by the Maktus Studio! - Dimensions: 125x125mm - Red env...

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  • Stun Hun - Maktus
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    Stun Hun Enamel Pin

    Gorgeous, you're only Stun Hun! Soft enamel pin with a sexy glitter finish  Pink Puffa Jacket enamel pin, metal nickel finish  Designed and illustr...

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    €7.95
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    Bad Ass Bitch

    Bad Ass Bitch Designed and sold in Dublin by the Maktus art department! Check out our funny, cool, Quirky Rude, Hilarious range of greeting cards i...

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    Taylor Swift Lines To Live By

    Taylor Swift has been a global superstar for well over a decade. Her pop hits and iconic music videos constantly deliver empowering messages of se...

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  • Images you should not masturbate to - Maktus
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    Images You Should Not Masturbate To

    Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art o...

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    Festive AF

    Festive AF Not everyone loves Christmas so if you or your friends and family are in this tinsel free camp maybe this Christmas card is for you. Als...

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